What is dis?

Sup Holla Forums, can any of you autistic faggots tell me what this is? There are like 4-5 of them in each room including the break room. Are they cameras or some sort of sensors?

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looks like a motion detector. Do the lights auto turn on when you walk in?

no, but there's a little red led/light that occasionally blimps on top of it.

its a motion detector, probably linked to the alarm system

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_detector

Motion sensors. Specifically, ones that use ultrasonic waves. They've got a transmitter/receptor aimed to the same direction, transmitter shoots waves, waves reflect on surface back to receptor. On an empty room the reflected waves are "constant", a moving object causes a disturbance in the pattern, alarm goes off. Don't know if they can be messed with, other than cutting its power off.

I know what a motion detector is but these aren't used for anything (that I know of), the lighting is constant and on/off by switch. I've asked around the office and they've told me these are gas/smoke sensors.

Here's another angle on it.

any qt co-workers nearby?

they can
you just have to move really slowly so that they don't register you as moving
it takes discipline and practice but if you have the patience and time you don't need to disable them
they also have blind spots, which can be taken advantage of if there are not too many overlapping zones
learn where they are and how slow you have to move by watching the little red light
every time it comes on, you have been busted

one's a 7 and the other one's a land whale.


Hmm, but what is their purpose, I initially thought they were cameras or something.

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She's not next to me so kinda hard but I'll try.

motion detection
when the building's alarm system is on they will set the alarm to ringing if they detect motion.

If you really want to have fun some time, order a bulk container (5000) of moths online and a tiny UV LED.
At the end of the day, find a hidden out of the way place to set the container of moths. Turn the UV light on and put it somewhere that it can't be seen, but where the light will shine out into the open space of the room/warehouse, whatever. Somewhere near one of the motion detectors. Right before everyone leaves for the day, open the container of moths.

The moths will be attracted to the UV light, which will be invisible to human eyes, they will continuously fly in front of the motion detectors and repeatedly activate the alarms.

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u bitch

How have you never seen a motion detector before…

that's a wasps nest

you should get some wasp killer before they come out and sting you

Motion Sensor video camera
I hope you aren't picking your nose or masturbating in front of it.
I'm a paid Security Monitor and I watch people all day long and they don't even know I am watching them…

Where's the camera though?

just throw a turd at it and see what happens

The camera is behind the bottom plastic part.
I hope you didn't finger your asshole then put your finger under your nose and take a big sniff…

a better method is to wear something that dampens the reflected ultrasound
like a suit made of thick foam (but it's very noticeable, bulky and too warm)
a bestest method is to use a large linen drape that you wear like a ghost
(upon a foam support, because if the drape is touching your head or hands, the sonar reflection will detect them)
there was a mythbusters video about it some time ago

Maybe a hot looking chick is who is monitoring the video. I bet she is masturbating while watching you. Next time you are alone in front of it, pull down your pants and moon it. Or take a shit on the floor and see if anyone looks at you differently on monday.

that is one big choochoo train

I hope you and your cubicle mates aren't doing this in front of the camera…

that is an infra red motion detector faggot, if you can point a laser beam on it it will not see

Those are mind control devices, be careful.

big if true

Just what do you and your mates do at this office?
Your boss must be a very insecure asshole to have motion detection cameras watching you..

he's looking to give them a raise
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has a gay person ever been turned straight from trap porn?

Chicks with dicks…nothing better dude.
Just make sure she cleaned her colon before you tap that asspussy or the sex will be really shitty..

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That's a screw you retarded nigger.

Apparently not.

Nigga you gay.

You got a solid laugh out of me.

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Nice

(You)
That's a screw you retarded nigger.
That plastic cover on the bottom is not a screw. I know what a screw is you fucking shithead. And I am not retarded. I can count to potato.

Apparently not.
He doesn't get out much. He is a basement dwelling faggot.
(You)
Nigga you gay.
Just because I posted a picture of the Mythbusters Jaime and Adam, does not make me gay.

It's literally a screw you faggot.
Again, nigga you are gay as fuck.

Tranny's will burn in hell.

agreed

Tranny's are degenerates.

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