Will anybody ever be able to dethrone him as the Cuck King...

Will anybody ever be able to dethrone him as the Cuck King? Will anybody else ever be able to claim the title of the most cucked man alive?

I haven't seen or heard of him for a very long time, so I guess he cucked himself into obscurity.

I'm not sure he beats Burch though as being most cucked, guess he fails even here.

The guy who spends his time writing pasta about him and photoshopping images is way more of a cuck than Louis.

I'm cuck

I wonder if he knows

>the audience is growing impatient
>a young white woman and a small contingent of white men are seated in the middle of the auditorium, surrounded on all sides by black bucks
>they fearfully look on as the crowd becomes increasingly erratic
>"EYYO WHERE THE WHITE BOY AT DOO?"
>a small group of basketball americans are seen beating bongo drums and blowing vuvuzelas in the back
>"IMMA TEAR THIS MOFUCKA DOWN IN ONE MINUTE IF-"
>suddenly the curtains part
>the crowd immediately goes silent
>louis ck steps out wearing nothing but a bathrobe
>they look on in anticipation, mouths agape
>louis ck steps up to the microphone but does not utter a single word
>the crowd starts shifting uncomfortably in their seats
>the white men futilely look behind them to the exit
>shaquille o'neal steps in their line of site and blocks the doorway
>louis silently pans over the crowd and begins licking his lips
>the silence becomes unbearable
>an erection emerges from louis' bathrobe
>a black baby is heard crying in the distance
>the audience starts twitching, unable to cope
>louis ck leans in to the microphone, lips touching the surface
>barely parts his lips to compose a whisper
>"big black cocks"
>the crowd erupts into hoots and hollers and begins stomping their feet in unison
>the white woman is already hogtied and having her earlobes stretched
>the screams of chimpanzees are drowned out by loud rap music
>BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN ERRWHERE
>circuis performers ride their stolen bikes on stage
>the entire concession stand has been looted
>the white men are crucified as the crowd cheeers
>the ghost of martin luther king jr is seen up in the rafters
>a single phantasmal tear rolls down his cheek

Alison Rapp's husband.

Yes you're a huge cuck. We know.

*audience murmurs, slight disdain*

*audience boos, hecklers shout from the back of the hall*

*audience silence, puzzled faces everywhere*

*crowd goes wild with applause*

*crowd goes ballistic, people are literally hugging and praying in their seats*

*crowd begins chanting BBC! BBC! BBC!*

*crowd stunned to silence*

*crowd goes insane, starts burning down the auditorium, drums start playing*

*crowd begins burning British flags, storms out of the auditorium chanting in unison*

no you're jew