Ask the Masonic Lodge anything, the lodge is open

Kayden Ward
Kayden Ward

Ask the Masonic Lodge anything, the lodge is open.

ODD = Yes

EVEN = No

Charles Clark
Charles Clark

are you run by da ebil j000s?

Oliver James
Oliver James

Is 0 even or odd?

Juan Fisher
Juan Fisher

are you run by da evil j000s?

Nolan Green
Nolan Green

is the number after it odd? if so, then yes. also i think the (((masons))) are lying.

Jaxon Lewis
Jaxon Lewis

then even*

Isaiah Robinson
Isaiah Robinson

Zero is Even, Idiot.

Owen Thompson
Owen Thompson

An even number is an integer which is "evenly divisible" by two. 0/2 … *shrug*

Julian Morgan
Julian Morgan

Hush Goy. Hush.

Cooper Bell
Cooper Bell

can I be a member for free?

Connor Diaz
Connor Diaz

Give me the Tyler's oath, faggot.
t. W:.M:.

Adam Smith
Adam Smith

Is it true masons fuck goats? Because my friend terry, we play xbox together, he comes to stay sometimes, and he said his uncle or his uncle's uncle or a guy he knows is totally in the illuminati and he said they put their peeners inside goats because it pleases the dark lord or something but idk do you guys have a snapchat?

Blake Miller
Blake Miller

"I, A.B., do hereby and hereon solemnly and sincerely swear that I have been regularly initiated, passed, and raised to the sublime Degree of a Master Mason in a just and legally constituted Lodge of such; that I do not now stand suspended or expelled; and know of no reason why I should not hold Masonic communication with my Brethren.

Colton Reyes
Colton Reyes

Wrong. That web shit isn't correct.
2/10

Connor Turner
Connor Turner

Are traps gay

Jacob James
Jacob James

What do you think?

Lucas Hughes
Lucas Hughes

Yes it is. I'm a 9th generation Mason. There are no secrets anymore.

Leo Moore
Leo Moore

Give me your Grand Lodge and District, because I call bullshit.

Jaxson Carter
Jaxson Carter

17th District, Grand Lodge of Louisiana.

John Hernandez
John Hernandez

17th District, Grand Lodge of Louisiana.
I know you don't use that for the Tyler's oath for sure now. Nice try though.

Asher Hughes
Asher Hughes

… and you just proved you know nothing. Let me guess, next you're going to start claiming you're some magical "32nd degree Scottish Rite Grand Wizard" or some retarded shit like that.

Man … you are dumb.

Cooper Smith
Cooper Smith

t. magical wizard

Isaiah Jackson
Isaiah Jackson

C'mon, really? No.

Lincoln Campbell
Lincoln Campbell

bullied whole life, called a fag
I'll show them
join masons
gonna be a magical wizard, unlock the secrets of the universe
super secret clubhouse, special handshakes and everything gonnabesweet.gif
walk in ask when I get to start my magic lessons
room full if crusty old dudes laughs, holds me down and sodomizes me for three hours straight
this is my barmitzvah all over again.png
still no magical powers
everyone still calls me a fag
mrw

Kevin Smith
Kevin Smith

The magical powers were within you all along.

Gabriel Anderson
Gabriel Anderson

Should I dig into my last stash of decent food just to feel better and bolster my efforts? Or is that just an excuse I'm making so I can do something I want to do?

Jaxson Powell
Jaxson Powell

Almost, user. It's more like.

Join freemasons to find secrets
Everyone is over 50 and drunk on expensive alcahol
We all laugh about winding people up about freemasons
Tfw the freemasons exist for two reasons, to wind people up and give shit tones to charity.

Camden Robinson
Camden Robinson

why do they wear the gmail envelopes

Parker Long
Parker Long

holds me down and sodomizes me for three hours straight
Sounds like a normal night on Holla Forums to me…

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

Will the Freemasons get me a gf if I join?

Jacob Garcia
Jacob Garcia

no but you have access to sex rituals past a certain degree. and beside everyone calls others brother and sister so if you have an incest fetish it's a plus.

Henry Green
Henry Green

Good enough.

Nicholas Mitchell
Nicholas Mitchell

Just remember, you're all gonna die.

Levi Scott
Levi Scott

is there a current pindar or are you dead in the water?

Aaron Cook
Aaron Cook

no
you can do it for free.

Camden King
Camden King

can't
there's always a trade

Sebastian Sanchez
Sebastian Sanchez

do

Ian Torres
Ian Torres

They are most certainly not gay

Jace Moore
Jace Moore

Will my wife's friend who said she loved me fuck me one day

Owen Sanchez
Owen Sanchez

Will my dream come true

Dylan Richardson
Dylan Richardson

Did Hitler do anything wrong?

Juan Lopez
Juan Lopez

Is fucking little girls ok?

Easton Sanders
Easton Sanders

Are traps gay
odd
yes, traps are gay
What do you think?
odd
yes, traps are gay
They are most certainly not gay
odd
yes, traps are gay

Samuel Long
Samuel Long

Is it true masons fuck goats?
Not all Masons, Darling. Welsh and zeeland masons fuck nanny sheep.
If I remember correctly San Francisco masons get fucked by Goats as their 24th degree ceremony. Could be 23rd degree ceremony.

Parker Davis
Parker Davis

I'm a flamin' fag then

Nathaniel Martin
Nathaniel Martin

Don't feel too bad, user. Everybody is gay for linetrap.

Grayson Sanchez
Grayson Sanchez

Oh holy shit (s)he had a singing career?!

Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

Are there any good logs left that have not corrupted the Mithraic tradition with Jewish shit?

If so, where are they?

Easton Reed
Easton Reed

is the door always a jar ? (((da‚Äčtamin‚Äčing)))

Hunter Garcia
Hunter Garcia

I have stumbled across a secretly-filmed portion of a highly-secretive Masonic Lodge meeting!