Join the church of Danny DeVito today

Jaxson Martinez
Jaxson Martinez

Hello Holla Forums! I would like to ask if any of you would like to join the church of Danny DeVito? If you want to join you must follow these rules
never masturbate to loli porn, shota is ok but is discouraged
You must watch at least one tv show episode/tv ad featuring Danny DeVito
Any and all raids must be in the name of Danny DeVito
If you see any celeb threads you must post a picture of Danny DeVito
If Danny says anything that you disagree with you must now agree with him

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Levi Murphy
Levi Murphy

never masturbate to loli porn, shota is ok but is discouraged

"You gotta pay the Troll Toll if you wanna get into that boy's hole!

Liam Cook
Liam Cook

Holla Forums is a Mormon board

Austin Hill
Austin Hill

I will find grace in his heavenly light.

Samuel Rivera
Samuel Rivera

If Danny says anything that you disagree with you must now agree with him.

Can I be conflicted or imparcial? Otherwise I am out.

Tyler Clark
Tyler Clark

Danny's word is the word of god, so if you disagree with him on most things you are a heretic.

The only things you can disagree with him on are military strategies and anime preferences

but yes you can be conflicted about it

Josiah Lewis
Josiah Lewis

This feels like coming home.

Jonathan Richardson
Jonathan Richardson

The only things you can disagree with him on are military strategies and anime preferences

But user! Anyone who questions are lord and savior, is unworthy of being his disciples!

Jordan Johnson
Jordan Johnson

So herricy is only if you outright go against his word. At least it gives me room morally speaking. If Danny tells me to do something, must I do it? Can I pass the buck if he does? Does he accept tieth in jokes?

Jason Moore
Jason Moore

Does the church of Danny DeVito allow pets?

Ian Reed
Ian Reed

Our communion is red M&M'S and Wolf Cola.

Aiden Collins
Aiden Collins

basically yes, you can disagree with him, but if he commands something you must obey him. Danny wanted the "no disagreement" rule revoked.

Danny said it was okay to disagree with him

Camden Russell
Camden Russell

If I join, can I become a penguin commando?

Zachary Stewart
Zachary Stewart

Yes, in fact we encourage them

Ryder Hall
Ryder Hall

Make it greens and I'm in.

Jayden Hall
Jayden Hall

basically yes, you can disagree with him, but if he commands something you must obey him. Danny wanted the "no disagreement" rule revoked.

What do I get for my devotion?

William Reyes
William Reyes

This is good thread. I'm ready to raid our Savior until the day I die.

Thomas Turner
Thomas Turner

He's the red M&M though

Lincoln Wright
Lincoln Wright

Shit this was before my time. I never saw TAXI before. I got new show to binge. I am happy.

Gavin Sanders
Gavin Sanders

I mean, reds are fine but green M&Ms are my favorite. I guess I could just eat all colors in His name.

Colton Ward
Colton Ward

Depends on how long you are loyal, the longer you are loyal, the more rewards he gives you. Rewards vary from random nick knacks to magical powers beyond your imagination

Parker Brown
Parker Brown

The penguin commando is only for the most elite of Danny's army, you must prove yourself first

Nolan Johnson
Nolan Johnson

Very well. Communion will consist of all any color M&M and Wolf Cola.

He's doesn't like to get eaten anyway.

Luis Cox
Luis Cox

Depends on how long you are loyal, the longer you are loyal, the more rewards he gives you. Rewards vary from random nick knacks to magical powers beyond your imagination

What do I lose if I reject the being devoted to DeVito?

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

How does one prove themselves worthy?

Josiah Peterson
Josiah Peterson

I like this religion. Danny's a very accodomating deity.

James Hernandez
James Hernandez

First you must be part of the religion for 2 years then you must go through 5 years of combat training, only then will you be worthy

Adrian Roberts
Adrian Roberts

5 years of combat training under the God himself. I have seen him fight. No mere mortal could handle such a rigorous combat training regiment!

Brayden Thomas
Brayden Thomas

Indeed.

Joshua Perez
Joshua Perez

He's so beautiful

Asher Collins
Asher Collins

I forgot to mention the Lore of Danny DeVito
Long ago, there was something that was stronger than Danny DeVito, it was the creature that created Danny
The creature then created earth
1000 years after earth was created, this old god somehow died, leaving the universe in great sadness for 10 years
Danny then decided to help humans civilize
Danny is responsible for all human civilization
but humans decided to betray Danny
Humans killed Danny and his Empire crumbled
Danny was then re-incarnated in his current form
He decided to be an actor
he decided to tell his friend Jonny that he was basically god
John is now his Right-hand-man and is responsible for forming the church

Now the church is the most powerful secret army in the world

David Miller
David Miller

Are there scriptures?

John Martin
John Martin

Makes more sense than that shit those cunts who knocked on my door mid-wank were peddling, I'm in.

William Barnes
William Barnes

Yes

Ian Torres
Ian Torres

Can I see them?

Michael Anderson
Michael Anderson

Fucking Kek this full thread

Mason Ramirez
Mason Ramirez

We have now created a board for Danny DeVito
8ch.net/39243482/index.html
Do not show untrustworthy people this board

Nathaniel Hughes
Nathaniel Hughes

What a sexy man
I bet you he is a demon in bed

Kayden Ramirez
Kayden Ramirez

implying /tv/ isn't the appropriate place to spread the gospel of Danny

Kevin Davis
Kevin Davis

Learn to crosslink, you retarded doublenigger.
Or better yet: Fuck off back to cuckchan.