Why won't my cat let me play video games?
Why won't my cat let me play video games?
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He's telling you to grow up. Please listen.
Pathetic feminine hands
FINAL SCORE: SOYBOY FAGGOT/10
RECOMMENDATION: Kill yourself.
Now I'm not a cat psychologist, but judging from the ears of your cat it is fucking confronting you. Punch it.
ASSAULT YOUR CAT. NOW.
Take pictures too, Faggot.
for all things Nintoddlerhood-related.
You need to lick that pussay.
This. Lick the dumb fucker right on top of his head. He'll either like it or go away forever
Just do what the rest of us do, in this situation:
Stick your finger up its ass.
We guarrantee it will leave you along, skulking angrily under your anime collection.
OP's arm is so
Or it will enjoy it, and then will cling to op even more.
its a feminist
my cat won't let me play video games
he wants to know what you did with his balls and why you can fap all day and he can't. he's offended
How do all you catfags know it's a male cat? Seriously, is there some anatomical giveaway I'm not seeing?
swgcat is that you
it's the way it's sitting… only male felines sit like that, because of their penis.
I can't post on /v/ because I'm banned again, here is the only place for me
This is why
Uses term "soyboy"
Probably has hairy fat neanderthal hands
FINAL SCORE: EDGY JUVENILE
RECOMMENDATION: Grow the fuck up
Orange tabby cats are always male.
Too edgy for me, I'm afraid.
I must be a closet normie
So… did OP ever get to fuck his cat, or have I misread this thread?
soon user soon
implying cats aren't shit tier pets
implying the term soyboy isnt a valid description of leftist faggots
probably has a vibrating plastic penis sitting on his desk
FINAL SCORE: FULL LEFTIST
RECOMMENATION: Immediate suicide
Your cat obviously wants you to find a girlfriend.
Even cats know that VIDEO GAMES = NEVER GETTING LAID
concerned with others getting laid
t. stealth femanon, roastie
Cats are by far THE most intelligent animals I've ever dealt with, much much more superior than humans. Imagine what you must look like to a cat, sitting there with that stupid piece of shit child's toy in your hands.
It's a great wake up call
if you asked 10,000 women what's their biggest turn-off about men, 10,000 of them will tell you it's VIDEO GAMES
your cat doesn't want you to remain alone forever
fuck your video games
no, fuck you!
leave my video games alone roastie!
lol @ you getting the best advice of your adult life, and trying to distract from it by suggesting I'm 'concerned' about your sex life, or lack thereof.
It's really not rocket science……………….
all the other guys your age are out there with girlfriends, having the time of their lives, doing what adults do, integrating into the world…
meanwhile here you sit
alone….. staring at a computer….
breaking the monotony with even more mind-numbingly monotonous video games
tsk tsk tsk
HOW TO TELL SOMEONE'S OUT OF TOUCH:
1: they think I'm a female
2: Nintendo switch
you can TRY to fool yourself
but you're NOT fooling anybody else
my mgtow samurai training made me impervious to your sex-based shaming language, roastie!
go ride a wild nigger, or whatever else you normally do for "integrating into the world". welcome rapefugees or some other NGO jewshit.
I'm a man………………………………….
I'm not a roastie…………………………
I'm not a video game playing child
I'm a MAN………………………………….
I'm married, and I'm telling you that
you're an unhappy fool
AGAIN: you can't even fool yourself
and you're certainly not fooling me
holly fucking shit…this post reeks of american retardation. Are you american or an americanized faggot? sweet jesus…you are nothing but a useless cunt aren't you?
you've managed to say 'roastie'
you've managed to say 'jewshit'
you're an expert at repeating
trendy, predictable catchphrases
you're a lonely parrot
you're right, I'm unhappy, an unhappy fool
my life is loneliness, misery, failure and disease
not one day passes without
wanking wanting to check out
so. now that I made you feel better about yourself, how about you return the favor by fucking off, roastie! and leave my video games alone!
holly fucking shit…
(it's STILL spelled 'holy', but as soon as they change it, I'll be sure to notify you)
You reek of latent homosexuality. Are you homosexual or a latent faggot? sweet jesus…you are nothing but a sexless cunt aren't you?
I'm well aware that I'm correct
I wasn't 'asking you' if I was right
I was TELLING you
I'm still unconvinced roastie. you want me to live by your standards? apply them. be my example leave 8ch and never coming back.
GOOD NEWS !!!!!
it's not permanent…………….
it can be cured………………….
it's YOUR CHOICE
you're unhappy because of your choices
you're unhappy because of your behavior
you're the only one who can change your choices and behaviors
and you CAN turn it around
also the friendly fire incident between roastie normalfags is hilarious
Nobody cares about whatever bullshit 'friendly fire' distraction technique you're trying to utilize.
couldn't care any less
Q: exactly WHEN do you intend on ending your embarrassing incessant desire for pity ?
HINT: the self-loathing excuse maker routine is almost as big of a turn-off to women as your sissyboy video games and latently homosexual anime
You're a parody of yourself
there is no desire for pity. stop projecting.
I just want you to fuck off 8ch and never return, ever.
you fuckin normalfag roastie.
"I'm a big kid now"
btw hey roastie how happy are you if you go to such lengths to make another person feel unhappy?
shouldn't you be kind? give me a kiss.
If I could interject into the discussion at hand- beta orbiters are pathetic. Roasties and their entourage gtfo
AGAIN: it's YOU who's made yourself unhappy
you're even making your cat realize what a fucking polesmoker that you are
your parents gave up hope a long time ago
your teachers stopped expecting results
even YOU stopped expecting yourself to shine
now it's just you…………………………
you in a room
with a fucking video game
feeling sorry for yourself
brilliant… simply brilliant
IRONIC: you mentioned the word 'hand'
speaking of your hand………………………..
how's the 'futile masturbation's thing working out for you so far ?
roastie, you're hurting my feelings.
if you're so happy and full of life, why don't you try to make me happy too?
don't be mean and unkind, don't make me want to kill myself like you do.
just because I like video games. that's not a sin.
please send me your nudes.
please make me happy.
At least he can't get much worse at this point, yet that doesn't explain why you care so much about the state of this fagg's life.
…what an odd request from another man…
oh well, I already told you that you were latently homosexual…
it appears that it's slightly less latent than I thought
the roastie just wants to put a nigger down
It's a hell of a money saver. And a time saver. And a dignity saver. God am I glad Im not some roastie soyboy slave.
is that your boyfriend roastie? a bit old
trust me, if you think that is only ME who's acutely aware of his (and your) problem, you would be mistaken.
it's literally like a neon sign
anyone can see it from miles away
Ahhhhhhhhhhh !!! If it isn't the timeless "I'm lonely on purpose" technique
sure you are, dude……..
Sure you are
It still doesn't explain why do ((you)) care so much about it?
I would even go as far as to say that you life must be miserable enough, for you to start ranting about the lives of others.
Because they want to get laid.
In other words you think that op's cat is horny?
he's upset that he settled for a life of mediocrity
THE TRUTH AT LAST
Actually the most cats are horny for their owners. It is very pleasant to fuck them, because their holes are so tight that they could be from children. And since it is to fucking children has harsh penalties, cats are a good alternative.
when I was a little boy, I was unsure too
just like you are NOW
I was also afraid of rejection
and just like you, I was my own worst enemy
I was nervous and uncertain
then, at the age of 16, I decided to stop being such a fucking pussy
I manned up
Lori McClendon was her name… She had a great set of tits. Amazing tits….
after that, I realized how stupid I had been. I realized that all my fear and uncertainty were the ONLY things that worked against me
it wasn't anyone else's fault but mine
just like you
and once I had opened the floodgate, I dove into the game headfirst
I haven't been without a girlfriend or a wife since then
NOW: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR VIDEO GAME
That would require a very small dick to work, other wise the poor pussy would end up hurt.
But since you seems to have some experience in that regard, tell us more about it.
It will be much more interesting than the current conversation.
at the age of 16 I sold my soul
NOW: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR VIDEO GAME
I shoot terrorists in it roastie.
it's pretty cool, I can pretend to be an hero.
what about you, what do you like pretending to be?
also post a nude of yourself not your boyfriend who is old enough to be your dad. thx.
other wise the poor pussy would end up hurt.
That makes it just better.
That would lead to making the cat single time use thing, and hardly a cost wise, since they require time and money to rise properly.
Unless you just go around and catch the free roaming ones, but in that case you risk getting a parasite or some disease.
Which option did you choose, and how it went?
at exactly WHAT point in your adult life do you intend on stopping your incessant 'reciprocity of false reassurance' routine?
after all, you're each completely aware of how unhappy you are
it seems that men as intelligent as you would be 'above' such primal tactics of self-delusion and transparent compensation
Your technique of pretending that you are content, that being rejected was your choice, that loneliness was your agenda….
it's been done so many times before
it was never convincing
not even hundreds of years ago
and certainly not NOW
cuz ur a faget
that 'artwork' is terrible
it reminds me of a shitty illustrator who used to draw for CRACKED magazine, which was a cheap imitation of MAD magazine.
Mort Drucker was an artist who drew for MAD magazine (he was great) but I never even bothered to learn the name of the loser who drew the awful artwork in CRACKED magazine.
that illustration you chose looks almost exactly like his crappy work. it's awful.
To this very day I regret not fingering my pussy tbh.
Funny thing is it's actually true.
HAGATHA is one of the ugliest humans on earth
hey JohnnyNeptune, how does it feel knowing that I don't even read your posts?
but you do read mine?
still waiting for the real nudes tbh.
but you read every single one of my posts
In fact, it's fair to say that I'm getting under your skin worse than anyone else has in a very, very long time
HOW TO TELL A MAN IS GAY, BLIND, OR BOTH:
he doesn't think Hagatha is nauseating
weird name for a cat
You know what they say "It's better to regret what you have done than what you haven't."
Lolcow pls go back to your image board.
Damn, what happened to Morrissey.
be respectful, it was the roastie's first conquest
I'd be damn proud also
At least the advertisers here know their demographics
you guys are perfect candidates to spend money on a piece of plastic to jack off into
lol @ not being able to tell if the photograph is of a nigger or a white girl… Or if it's even a girl at all. The face looks a lot like a Mexican transvestite
They've got you guys figured out
Like I said: it's like a neon sign
If you convinced your mothers to pay for all those sissy-ass video games (the reason girls won't fuck you) it seems only logical you'd try to manipulate money out of mommy so you can buy a plastic Pringles can to jack off into
roastie doesn't know ads are personalized for each user's requirements
If only they made one of these small enough to fit around your tiny penis, you wouldn't have to beg your mother for anything more than $1.75
eat dicks roastie! no one is falling for this "I'm a man" bullshit. kys
Sure they are, you sexless little chump
sure they are……………………………………
SPEAKING OF WHICH:
tell us your girlfriend's name, stud
AGAIN: TELL ME YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S NAME
w a i t i n g . . . . . . .
So desperately trying to project his shit on others.
How pathetic your life must be, god damn it.
AGAIN: TELL ME YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S NAME
w a i t i n g . . . . . . .
YOU HAVE TO FUCK A PRINGLES CAN NOW!
dude…… Stop stalling and answer the question
AGAIN: WHAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S NAME?
SAY HER NAME!
Jimmy Neutron is a ftm tranny with a gross wrinkly body. KYS you gross old fag
with or without chips
LOL @ adult males playing video games
and being oblivious as to why girls won't fuck them
Better luck next time faggot.
pic is of Jimmy Neutrons spic kid he got from a heavy cucking sesh with the local spic gang in CA
You guys and your 'NO GIRLS ALLOWED CLUB' bullshit is so predictable
You seem to think you're 'original'
You can't even convince YOURSELF
Gee…. I wonder why your cat wants you to stop playing video games
samefagging this hard just to bring life to the community
Do the math
wow… it's a /v/ thread!
Who ELSE is going to buy your sissy video games for you?
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isn't that a fixation for guys who actually have girls?
You remind me of a starving Ethiopian, who sits there fantasizing about other people 'eating your food'
what a fucking failure you've become
TELL US ABOUT YOUR FATHER LEAVING
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You continue to demonstrate your ironic failures.
(honestly? I've NEVER met a guy who gets laid ever mention the words 'cucked' or 'blacked')
Those are concepts that ONLY get mentioned by guys who've never been laid in their lives
it's an ironic failure because you can't get a girl, and you watch porn, and you beat off to porn about guys having other dudes fuck their girls….
you ARE smart enough to understand how weird that is, right?
I'm not being mean…..
I'm trying to have an intelligent conversation with you
I'd appreciate your honest participation
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FATHER LEAVING
how often do you get to see him? obviously, he divorced your mother when you were young. how old were you?
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AGAIN: I'd appreciate an adult answer
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…..so I guess it's safe to assume that you don't have the balls to admit that you were raised by your mother, huh ?
it's not like it's not obvious……
….but you think you're hiding it?
You've got some of THE WORST ART I've ever seen. it's as if you go out of your way to download illustrations drawn by the least talented artists on earth
Gee… You guys are SO hard to figure out
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It's so hard to figure you out
Because you do such a good job of hiding it
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I'm literally slaying you, little guy
I've hammered you over and over
And you keep letting me treat you like a bitch
It's ironic, because my father was a drill instructor in The Marines. He never went anywhere.
Yet your father OBVIOUSLY divorced your mother, and you were raised by a woman.
it's easy as shit to identify a man who was raised by a woman.
That's how I nailed you so fast.
You are the EPITOME of a Mama's boy
a little creampuff bitch
AGAIN: your taste in art is crap
you have the tastes (and masculinity) of a 7 year old girl
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He left, and THEN you became the school reject, the butt of everyone's jokes, the metaphoric punching bag ?
or were you already like this BEFORE he abandoned you?
Lmao this roast beef is triggered
roasties gonna roast
LOL @ BUTTHURT
why would someone else be butthurt that YOU are a sexual failure?
tsk tsk tsk
that's exactly the type of denial and compensation that got you in this position in the first place
That's like when you try to convince yourself that it was YOUR choice to be rejected and overlooked by every female you've ever met
it seems like you'd learn by now
nobody believes your rationale but you
The absolute stat of Holla Forums right now. Honestly this is just pathetic. Low t lefties need to go now.
Who hurt you, mr tripfag?
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So… I suppose you think you're fooling someone?
I bet you think girls are 'butthurt' that you're a sexual failure too, huh?
You guys have some extremely advanced psychology going on
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AGAIN: YOU WERE RAISED BY YOUR MOTHERS
and that's why you have no real concept of how men behave, how to get a girl, how to exude self confidence, how to be a man
So…. Why does your cat interrupt you when you're being a sissy on your faggot childish video game?
Because you're a bitch
troll harder nigger
A: I'll let my cats tell you why
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First things first….
This part of your palm is underdeveloped
it's atrophied, because you have never developed any musculature
As if the lack of musculature in your hand wasn't weird enough, this area isn't defined at all, and it consists of nothing more than a large sections of folds
Finally, let's take a close look at the veins in your wrist. They're thin, tiny, and embedded too deeply.
This is an indication that you never exercise, and you're a big soft marshmallow sofa boy
OP is a confirmed soyboy
Basically, you've got the arm and hand of a little fat girl
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I'm sure this wasn't the first time you've been called out for being a latently homosexual video game faggot
I have no idea why your cat hates you
ooops I mean 'wont let you play your bitchgame'
holy shit, roastie. you're still here!
I thought you said you have a family
guess we're your family now bitch
You're really obsessed about OP's hand faggot.
We are the only family Jimmy Neutron has. His wife prolly left him after the infamous Donut Extortion Caper last year.
Lol @ you thinking I said that I have a family
i DO of course
but I never said I did
is failure your ONLY option?
We know all about you Andrew. No use in pretending.
Dude… It's so obvious…
your cat sees you as her subordinate
your cat realizes that she's ten times the man you'll ever be
it's not that she's worried about your stupid bitch game
she just wants you out of the house
just like your mother
they're both sick and tired of your softieboy sofa-marshmallow ass sitting around the house.
Your cats making it very clear.
GET A JOB AND FIND YOUR OWN PLACE
I wonder if you'd get swatted right now, would you get yourself killed?
that's not a threat, just a thought exercise.
considering how retarded you've acted this far, I bet you'd give them a reason to at least taze your ass.
post some nudes btw but not those of your father.
Q: is there anything MORE effeminate than the SWITCH?
wearing a pink and fuchsia tutu and talking with a lisp while on your knees in a truck stop mensroom is more masculine than The Nintendo Switch
let me guess……………………….
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
I'm right, aren't I ?……….
the pigs in GA are already well acquainted with him so they probably wouldn't even waste a taze on him. Sad, really…
I've been waiting for two god damn hours, and you're STILL stalling
I asked you to tell the rest of the students what your 'girlfriend's' name is
WHATS TAKING YOU SO LONG???
Lol !! PIGS ??!!!!…..
R E A L L Y ? ? ? ? . . . .
you're so out of the loop, you think calling police 'the pigs' is still cool ?
That's GROOVY, BABY CAKES
hahahaha @ pigs
Okay, I'll just say it for you
YOU HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND
was that really all that hard to admit?
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NEXT QUESTION :
WHY CANT YOU FIND A GIRLFRIEND ?
1: what's a 'troll' ?
2: what is Holla Forums ?
YOU HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND
and you think this gives you power over me?
pussy is all you got, while I have none. give me some of yours, roastie.
lol this thread had a humble start: an angry pussy.
now it's turned into a pussy encyclopedia, where all kinds of pussies are discussed.
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I've been around for quite some time here on planet Earth……
and I've paid very close attention along the way
and I've always found that a man can be gauged on the amount of snatch he's taken down
It's literally what separates the men from the boys
so tell me about your favorite video game
POWER OVER HIM:
as if I'm interested in 'having anything over him', especially power……
that was a decidedly latent BDSM Freudian slip
you made a funny
you said 'pussy'
and the thread was about a feline
(hey, that's NOT 3rd grade level at all)
……….oh, and by the way…………
the cat wasn't 'angry' at all
the word 'angry' was never mentioned
except by YOU
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roastie, we've been over this
He is upset with you
LOL @ thinking a man is gauged upon how many levels of Zelda he's played
he's SO fucking stupid, he thinks I'm a chick
I think you're a chick based on what you typed so far
no need to get angry about it
and I told you, post your real nudes, roastie
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you don't wanna see this roasties blown out fun hole. It will only put you off women
thanks but I'm an optimist. can't be that bad
This guy's SUCH a wise old 'sage' that he actually thinks I'm a female
hee hee hee !!!
(what a fucking idiot)
how many things do 3DPD have to ruin before you white knight faggots fuck off.
AGAIN: a man is measured by his ability to get girls… to procreate….
Obviously, your mommy failed to explain that to you
Perhaps one of these days, you'll get yourself some snatch.
Highly unlikely at this point…….
Looks like this fag is not only into gay shit but also bestiality.
Amazing, while this troll is pathetic, he's pretty persistent
I give him that.
he literally has no life. I would feel sorry for his 53 year old ass but I just can't muster the sympathy
It's really quite simple. It's perhaps one of THE easiest things on earth. Everyone and every THING is doing it…
everyone but YOU……
you seem like a smart fellow………….
why is it so hard for you to figure out?
Of course, I'm fully aware that YOU also can't get any snatch
I mean, DUUHHHH, right ?
It's really sad if you think about it, not only he has no life and spend his time with failed attempts to troll, but he is shit even in that.
They say that practice makes the master, but I guess not in his case. Go figure…
Q: exactly WHAT about convincing a woman to climb into bed with you is 'so complicated' ?…….
I mean, c'mon……
YOURE SMART, RIGHT ???
did you find a place to live yet you old fag? or are you posting from a park bench/overpass
I guess we are all he has and we should probably be nicer to him. Then again, this is Holla Forums so I suppose he deserves all the scorn
Lol @ your childish attempts to minimize the reality and unbearable GRAVITY of this moment
nope… I'm simply saying EGG ZACK LEE what everyone in your life has been thinking…
I absolutely GUARANTEE that your mommy has been wondering if you're gay
you and I both know everyone in school wrote you off as being a fag
your father left, but if you ever cross his mind, I'm certain he wonders if you're still a little bitch boy
When you go to a fast food restaurant, all the customers and staff see that you're forever alone
In grocery stores, at convenience stores when you're getting gas, etc etc
they simply don't say what they're thinking
They don't want to embarrass you
ME?… I couldn't give less of a shit if you guys are embarrassed
Treating you with kid gloves is exactly how you became a pampered little bitch in the first place
No, I'm not trolling you guys
I'm telling you what everyone's been keeping from you
Then again I don't think that whatever we say will make him feel worse or improve in any way.
Considering his fixation on sex, I presume that doing it with animal/other guy or maybe some old hag, was his only achievement in his shitty life that is if he didn't failed even in that and just projecting, and now probably in state of depression he's trying to make himself feel better, or at least find something that would stop him from suicide.
My wife just mentioned that this is a pattern for you guys….
trying to distract, to change the subject
because she's a woman, she sees it from your mothers' point of view
she just said "imagine how many times they've tried to change the subject when their mothers hint at it"
hey, it's okay if you dudes aren't sexually attracted to females
…and thank you for demonstrating that you gleaned your 'vast' armchair psychology knowledge in the same 3rd grade playground that you learned your masculinity from
man measured by ability to get girls
yes, if that's the only ability he has.
given that pussy is a drug that reduces a man to little more than an animal, you'd do well to stop advertising it. look at yourself for a living example of what gratuitous breeding can produce.
so roastie, you can stop this sex-based shaming language now
it doesn't work, if it did work you wouldn't have been here for so long
and now he's on about his "wife" and how smurt "she" is. You may be right user, this may be his last plea for help before taking The Big Sleep
AGAIN: it's perfectly okay that you're not sexually attracted to females
there are LOTS of homosexuals out there in the world
so don't feel bad
hey, here's an idea, Sallyboys……….
tell me all about your video game bullshit… Then tell me about Star Wars, and how you enjoy looking at other guys penises
By the way, how did it feel to have my wife bitchslap you like that ?
(and I actually gave you the POLITE version, because she was ruthless about it)
There… there, you don't have to project anymore.
I'm sure the afterlife will treat you better, there's nothing to be afraid Johnny, do it and all your pain and problems will go away.
he doesn't have the balls to an hero
she pretty much tore you little girls a new asshole
you should've heard it
but I decided to give you the 'nice' version
Basically, she said it from your 'mothers point of view', but she didn't have any reason to deliver it in 'baby terms' the way YOUR mommies have been doing it
Imagine your mother's talking off the record to a few of her friends about a son who refuses to become a man, remaining sexually inactive, playing video games, making ridiculous pompous justifications and excuses, while all of his peers are out there getting married and starting families
My wife just said it exactly how your mother's really think it
and it WAS NOT nice
not at all
typical quacking from the sexless duck
the parrot, squawking out his predictable catchphrases
Now say 'roastie'
then say 'chad'
then say 'normie'
lol you fucking midget
no wonder your father left
You're a mother fucking embarrassment
What a shame… so vegetation and depression will be his future, until he will finally die under some bridge or in gutter.
you're married to another woman? nice, I like lesbians.
can we see photo of her please. naked if possible.
Jesus fuck you're pathetic dude
Claim others are gay and less than men because video games
claim to be superior man giving "sage" advice
yet being on a chan
not even the one everyone knows about, but one that's still practically pure from normie infection
<and being a namefag because you're desperate for attention
You're obviously a forever alone neckbeard faggot projecting your own insecurities on anons.
When you an hero make sure you livestream it here.
…..if ONLY you knew just how cruelly my wife just chiseled you down to size….
It was classic
really, it was
To be honest with you, I almost felt sorry for you as she was saying it, but at the same time I could literally hear your own mothers saying the exact same words.
It was almost like vicariously having a conversation with your mothers.
And as she was saying it, I stopped feeling sorry for YOU, and started seeing it from your parents' point of view.
I actually feel sorry for THEM…..
Since you're never going to get laid, you'll never have kids, so you'll never understand their point of view…
If only you knew exactly how embarrassing you are
blah blah didn't read
words are cheap give us photos
I imagine his final resting place will be in a drainage tunnel covered in his own vomit. smh…
Ironic that you would mention that… My wife grew disgusted with men a long time ago, and she became a 'lipstick lesbian', only fucking young hot chicks for 11 years until I met her.
She's had so much pussy, it would make your eyes cross….
(she's had more pussy than you'll EVER get, Sallyboy)
The good news??… Everything's good news… She still enjoys helping me get other girls into bed with us…
WHY would I be desperate for something I already have so much of?…. Do you ever think before speaking?
Nope, you read EVERY painful fucking word
his "wife" really let us have it guys. man, you really should have heard "her". Such a sharp tongue on that one. sad…
roastie, I give you one more chance to you and your lesbian wife to cause me an erection
use it wisely. post a photo or two
If you already had attention you wouldn't be namefagging and trolling image boards. And with the gayest name I've ever seen. It screams edgy 14 year old.
ITT Jimmy Neutron and "wife" excoriate random anons in between hot sex trysts with many, many, many "girls". Bow before him and his glorious "life"
the correct terminology is "I'd imagine"
not "I imagine"
Not 'many, many', no……
only four so far in the 3 years that we've been together….
but who's complaining, right ?
Here's a 19 year old named Amy we both fucked for a couple months
I stand thoroughly destroyed by this master of English. I must now go ice my anus
You trying so hard to fool yourself, but you're in the wrong place.
Nobody will reassure you here, nobody will care.
Normal faggs would probably feel sorry for you, and pretend that they believe you.
Yet only emotion you manage to bring out here is indifference.
he's a big hit on half-chan I'm sure
completely photograph related
roastie do you have anything that's not from a blurry 1970's porn movie?
for example your fat motherly ex-lesbian wife is there right now.
tell her to get her ass naked and get on her knees and you photo her big fat ass for me.
Lol so apparently this guy is homeless and stupid as fuck. Looks like the dude in the nude pic too. So yeah, lol, tell me how great your life is.
In case you don't want to click
This. Let's see her blasted out hamhole already!
yeah, he's pretty pathetic tbh
Lol by the way, here's the woman who just told me what your mothers say behind your backs
izzat bitch crosseyed?
post roast beef with timestamp or btfo
Probably, I just wonder why did he come here, maybe they felt for his "superb life" too quickly, or even they called him out on his bullshit.
she doesn't look like the shy type
tell her to pose sexy, already told you how
and stop talking about mothers, roastie, kills my hard on
all kidding aside, I'd like to stretch her left nostril open with a speculum and fill it with my jizz
roastie you little cheater!
she's not even there with you right now is she?
I was actually thinking the total opposite
Wendy and I want you guys to post pics of YOUR girlfriends' vaginas
that shouldn't be a problem, should it?
Can I get a tl;dr on this whole fuckin thread?
he's homeless and delusional. let him have his fantasy
No, she's right here with me as I speak
crazy homeless man shits on anons for playing vidya
anons shit on crazy homeless man for being crazy homeless man
crazy homeless man claims victory
Homeless people don't have computers.
You 'got me', didn't you, Sally?
AGAIN: I'm waiting for you to show the other students a photograph of YOUR wife or girlfriend
Jimmy Neutron is larping a "fantasy life" cuz he doesn't even have a barely interesting one. Also, he apparently likes bestiality and might even be a roastie irl.
A lot have cell phones though. There's also libraries.
We don't need to see what brand of anal lube you like Andy. No one here is desperate enough to fuck your old wrinkled asshole
and gay shit, cause he seems to project homosexuality on others.
He also may have suicidal thoughts, but doesn't have balls to commit suicide.
it's merely a flesh wound!
claims vidya is a pussy repellent
posting loved ones on Holla Forums
lol r u retarted
Even my cat is disgusted.
ok roastie let me make it even easier
a photo of her butt fully clothed, while on her knees, with timestamp
but not close up so we can't tell if it's your butt or hers, you trickster
can she do that at least?
you are becoming boring Jimmy
come on roastie don't bail on me
ask the other damn woman for a PG-13 butt photo, how hard can it be
fucking disappointed and not even sarcastic
That was one of the fastest cat rescues my wife and I have ever done!
There's a guy who goes by the name 'Howdy' who had a pregnant stray cat set up shop under his back porch, but he could not get her to come to him.
So he asked my wife and I if we could get her so he can take her to the veterinarian.
That was so fast it was almost laughable
I didn't figure you was one for stalling
is she gonna do it or not?
Desperation suits you well
I just wanted some curvy fat butt
she's not there, admit it
roastie, you're a bullshitter
it is not acceptable to defile a sacred children's character like On-top Lion. You must hang your head in shame for such a thing
he is a homeless phoneposter and the only pussy he gets are the cats he "rescues"
The evolution of this picture is truly remarkable.
HE'S GOT NOTHING
EVEN HIS BULLSHIT RAN OUT
Do not encourage this sickness! (true tho. I begrudgingly admire it and am saving for later use)
CURVY FAT BUTT!
CURVY FAT BUTT!
CURVY FAT BUTT!
CURVY FAT BUTT!
I've seen better
I'm telling your whore wife what you just said about her old, flat, white hag hit the wall ass
I don't doubt that at all
fuck you asshole. I already got to use the last version of this glorious image. tenk u fren!
It's all in the eye of the beholder, dude
I guess your life wasn't a complete waste
Life's what you make it
….and now, I'm walking into the NA meeting that I chair every Monday
Everybody be well
A: because you're such an unconscionable douchebag
lol those are a good way to get new hookups when you need dope
dude. meta af. thanks for the distraction today
Any time, dude. I had fun
You're wonderful people, and I wish you all nothing but happiness.
luv u 2 user