Why won't my cat let me play video games?

Jaxson Clark
Jaxson Clark

Why won't my cat let me play video games?

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Blake Davis
Blake Davis

He's telling you to grow up. Please listen.

Nathan Rodriguez
Nathan Rodriguez

Switch
Cat
Pathetic feminine hands

FINAL SCORE: SOYBOY FAGGOT/10

RECOMMENDATION: Kill yourself.

Camden Diaz
Camden Diaz

Now I'm not a cat psychologist, but judging from the ears of your cat it is fucking confronting you. Punch it.

Justin Mitchell
Justin Mitchell

THIS.

ASSAULT YOUR CAT. NOW.

Take pictures too, Faggot.

Dylan Williams
Dylan Williams

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for all things Nintoddlerhood-related.

Jordan Collins
Jordan Collins

nintendofag

Justin Allen
Justin Allen

You need to lick that pussay.

Samuel Clark
Samuel Clark

This. Lick the dumb fucker right on top of his head. He'll either like it or go away forever

Cooper Nelson
Cooper Nelson

Just do what the rest of us do, in this situation:
Stick your finger up its ass.

We guarrantee it will leave you along, skulking angrily under your anime collection.

Parker Lopez
Parker Lopez

OP's arm is so

HAIRY

GROSS

Henry Rodriguez
Henry Rodriguez

Or it will enjoy it, and then will cling to op even more.

James Turner
James Turner

its a feminist

Jack Lee
Jack Lee

my cat won't let me play video games
he wants to know what you did with his balls and why you can fap all day and he can't. he's offended

Wyatt Russell
Wyatt Russell

How do all you catfags know it's a male cat? Seriously, is there some anatomical giveaway I'm not seeing?

Gavin Wood
Gavin Wood

swgcat is that you

Justin Barnes
Justin Barnes

it's the way it's sitting… only male felines sit like that, because of their penis.

Wyatt Wood
Wyatt Wood

I can't post on /v/ because I'm banned again, here is the only place for me

Benjamin Martinez
Benjamin Martinez

This is why

Thomas Gutierrez
Thomas Gutierrez

Hates cats
Uses term "soyboy"
Probably has hairy fat neanderthal hands

FINAL SCORE: EDGY JUVENILE

RECOMMENDATION: Grow the fuck up

Nolan Watson
Nolan Watson

Orange tabby cats are always male.

Bentley Roberts
Bentley Roberts

Too edgy for me, I'm afraid.
I must be a closet normie

Ethan Ortiz
Ethan Ortiz

So… did OP ever get to fuck his cat, or have I misread this thread?

Jonathan Myers
Jonathan Myers

soon user soon

Anthony Smith
Anthony Smith

implying cats aren't shit tier pets
implying the term soyboy isnt a valid description of leftist faggots
probably has a vibrating plastic penis sitting on his desk

FINAL SCORE: FULL LEFTIST

RECOMMENATION: Immediate suicide

Dominic Martinez
Dominic Martinez

Your cat obviously wants you to find a girlfriend.

Even cats know that VIDEO GAMES = NEVER GETTING LAID

Juan Phillips
Juan Phillips

concerned with others getting laid
"JohnnyNeptune"
t. stealth femanon, roastie

Gavin Jenkins
Gavin Jenkins

Cats are by far THE most intelligent animals I've ever dealt with, much much more superior than humans. Imagine what you must look like to a cat, sitting there with that stupid piece of shit child's toy in your hands.

It's a great wake up call

if you asked 10,000 women what's their biggest turn-off about men, 10,000 of them will tell you it's VIDEO GAMES

lucky you

your cat doesn't want you to remain alone forever

fuck your video games

Chase Ward
Chase Ward

no, fuck you!
leave my video games alone roastie!
now shoo.

Samuel Anderson
Samuel Anderson

lol @ you getting the best advice of your adult life, and trying to distract from it by suggesting I'm 'concerned' about your sex life, or lack thereof.

It's really not rocket science……………….

all the other guys your age are out there with girlfriends, having the time of their lives, doing what adults do, integrating into the world…

meanwhile here you sit

alone….. staring at a computer….

breaking the monotony with even more mind-numbingly monotonous video games

tsk tsk tsk

Connor Ortiz
Connor Ortiz

HOW TO TELL SOMEONE'S OUT OF TOUCH:

1: they think I'm a female

2: Nintendo switch

John Gray
John Gray

you can TRY to fool yourself

but you're NOT fooling anybody else

Cooper Young
Cooper Young

my mgtow samurai training made me impervious to your sex-based shaming language, roastie!

go ride a wild nigger, or whatever else you normally do for "integrating into the world". welcome rapefugees or some other NGO jewshit.

Jason Lewis
Jason Lewis

I'm a man………………………………….

I'm not a roastie…………………………
I'm not a video game playing child

I'm a MAN………………………………….

I'm married, and I'm telling you that
you're an unhappy fool

AGAIN: you can't even fool yourself

and you're certainly not fooling me

Wyatt Cook
Wyatt Cook

holly fucking shit…this post reeks of american retardation. Are you american or an americanized faggot? sweet jesus…you are nothing but a useless cunt aren't you?

Logan Parker
Logan Parker

CONGRATULATIONS !!!

you've managed to say 'roastie'

you've managed to say 'jewshit'

you're an expert at repeating
trendy, predictable catchphrases

you're a lonely parrot

a lemming

a duck

"quack! quack!"

Joseph Reyes
Joseph Reyes

you're right, I'm unhappy, an unhappy fool
my life is loneliness, misery, failure and disease
not one day passes without wanking wanting to check out

so. now that I made you feel better about yourself, how about you return the favor by fucking off, roastie! and leave my video games alone!

Ryder Hall
Ryder Hall

holly fucking shit…

(it's STILL spelled 'holy', but as soon as they change it, I'll be sure to notify you)

You reek of latent homosexuality. Are you homosexual or a latent faggot? sweet jesus…you are nothing but a sexless cunt aren't you?

Parker Hill
Parker Hill

TRUST ME:

I'm well aware that I'm correct

I wasn't 'asking you' if I was right

I was TELLING you

John Johnson
John Johnson

I'm still unconvinced roastie. you want me to live by your standards? apply them. be my example leave 8ch and never coming back.

Joseph Ward
Joseph Ward

GOOD NEWS !!!!!

it's not permanent…………….
it can be cured………………….

it's YOUR CHOICE

you're unhappy because of your choices
you're unhappy because of your behavior

you're the only one who can change your choices and behaviors

and you CAN turn it around

Thomas Price
Thomas Price

also the friendly fire incident between roastie normalfags is hilarious

Robert Thomas
Robert Thomas

Nobody cares about whatever bullshit 'friendly fire' distraction technique you're trying to utilize.

couldn't care any less

Q: exactly WHEN do you intend on ending your embarrassing incessant desire for pity ?

Jacob Clark
Jacob Clark

HINT: the self-loathing excuse maker routine is almost as big of a turn-off to women as your sissyboy video games and latently homosexual anime

You're a parody of yourself

John Martin
John Martin

there is no desire for pity. stop projecting.
I just want you to fuck off 8ch and never return, ever.
you fuckin normalfag roastie.

Parker Hall
Parker Hall

"I'm a big kid now"

right?

Luis Jenkins
Luis Jenkins

btw hey roastie how happy are you if you go to such lengths to make another person feel unhappy?
shouldn't you be kind? give me a kiss.

Adam Hernandez
Adam Hernandez

If I could interject into the discussion at hand- beta orbiters are pathetic. Roasties and their entourage gtfo

Hunter Nguyen
Hunter Nguyen

AGAIN: it's YOU who's made yourself unhappy

you're even making your cat realize what a fucking polesmoker that you are

your parents gave up hope a long time ago

your teachers stopped expecting results

even YOU stopped expecting yourself to shine

now it's just you…………………………

you in a room

with a fucking video game

lonely

miserable

feeling sorry for yourself

brilliant… simply brilliant

Angel Edwards
Angel Edwards

IRONIC: you mentioned the word 'hand'

speaking of your hand………………………..

how's the 'futile masturbation's thing working out for you so far ?

Eli Cruz
Eli Cruz

roastie, you're hurting my feelings.
if you're so happy and full of life, why don't you try to make me happy too?
don't be mean and unkind, don't make me want to kill myself like you do.
just because I like video games. that's not a sin.

please send me your nudes.
please make me happy.

Jason Morales
Jason Morales

At least he can't get much worse at this point, yet that doesn't explain why you care so much about the state of this fagg's life.

Brayden Clark
Brayden Clark

…what an odd request from another man…

oh well, I already told you that you were latently homosexual…

it appears that it's slightly less latent than I thought

Nathan Sanders
Nathan Sanders

the roastie just wants to put a nigger down
smh

Dylan Thomas
Dylan Thomas

It's a hell of a money saver. And a time saver. And a dignity saver. God am I glad Im not some roastie soyboy slave.

Jordan Hill
Jordan Hill

is that your boyfriend roastie? a bit old

Jacob Green
Jacob Green

trust me, if you think that is only ME who's acutely aware of his (and your) problem, you would be mistaken.

it's literally like a neon sign

anyone can see it from miles away

David Martinez
David Martinez

Ahhhhhhhhhhh !!! If it isn't the timeless "I'm lonely on purpose" technique

sure you are, dude……..

Sure you are

LOL

wow

Mason Ward
Mason Ward

Soooooo?
It still doesn't explain why do ((you)) care so much about it?
I would even go as far as to say that you life must be miserable enough, for you to start ranting about the lives of others.

Noah Garcia
Noah Garcia

Because they want to get laid.

Ryan Evans
Ryan Evans

In other words you think that op's cat is horny?

Xavier Perez
Xavier Perez

he's upset that he settled for a life of mediocrity
THE TRUTH AT LAST

Nicholas Flores
Nicholas Flores

Actually the most cats are horny for their owners. It is very pleasant to fuck them, because their holes are so tight that they could be from children. And since it is to fucking children has harsh penalties, cats are a good alternative.

Brandon Morgan
Brandon Morgan

when I was a little boy, I was unsure too

just like you are NOW

I was also afraid of rejection
and just like you, I was my own worst enemy

I was nervous and uncertain

then, at the age of 16, I decided to stop being such a fucking pussy

I manned up

Lori McClendon was her name… She had a great set of tits. Amazing tits….

after that, I realized how stupid I had been. I realized that all my fear and uncertainty were the ONLY things that worked against me

it wasn't anyone else's fault but mine

just like you

and once I had opened the floodgate, I dove into the game headfirst

I haven't been without a girlfriend or a wife since then

NOW: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR VIDEO GAME

Aiden Wright
Aiden Wright

That would require a very small dick to work, other wise the poor pussy would end up hurt.
But since you seems to have some experience in that regard, tell us more about it.
It will be much more interesting than the current conversation.

Andrew Ward
Andrew Ward

at the age of 16 I sold my soul
We know

Justin Gomez
Justin Gomez

NOW: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR VIDEO GAME
I shoot terrorists in it roastie.
it's pretty cool, I can pretend to be an hero.
what about you, what do you like pretending to be?

also post a nude of yourself not your boyfriend who is old enough to be your dad. thx.

Colton Jenkins
Colton Jenkins

other wise the poor pussy would end up hurt.
That makes it just better.

Ethan Long
Ethan Long

That would lead to making the cat single time use thing, and hardly a cost wise, since they require time and money to rise properly.
Unless you just go around and catch the free roaming ones, but in that case you risk getting a parasite or some disease.
Which option did you choose, and how it went?

Nolan Young
Nolan Young

at exactly WHAT point in your adult life do you intend on stopping your incessant 'reciprocity of false reassurance' routine?

after all, you're each completely aware of how unhappy you are

it seems that men as intelligent as you would be 'above' such primal tactics of self-delusion and transparent compensation

Jacob Clark
Jacob Clark

Your technique of pretending that you are content, that being rejected was your choice, that loneliness was your agenda….

it's been done so many times before

it was never convincing

not even hundreds of years ago

and certainly not NOW

Ryan Watson
Ryan Watson

Awwwwwwwwwww :))

Michael Butler
Michael Butler

cuz ur a faget

Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner

that 'artwork' is terrible

it reminds me of a shitty illustrator who used to draw for CRACKED magazine, which was a cheap imitation of MAD magazine.

Mort Drucker was an artist who drew for MAD magazine (he was great) but I never even bothered to learn the name of the loser who drew the awful artwork in CRACKED magazine.

that illustration you chose looks almost exactly like his crappy work. it's awful.

Jaxon Robinson
Jaxon Robinson

To this very day I regret not fingering my pussy tbh.
Funny thing is it's actually true.

Eli Cruz
Eli Cruz

HAGATHA is one of the ugliest humans on earth

Adam James
Adam James

hey JohnnyNeptune, how does it feel knowing that I don't even read your posts?

but you do read mine?

still waiting for the real nudes tbh.

Joseph Butler
Joseph Butler

Nice try….

but you read every single one of my posts

In fact, it's fair to say that I'm getting under your skin worse than anyone else has in a very, very long time

Elijah Wilson
Elijah Wilson

HOW TO TELL A MAN IS GAY, BLIND, OR BOTH:

he doesn't think Hagatha is nauseating

John Richardson
John Richardson

Lori McClendon
weird name for a cat

Kevin Cooper
Kevin Cooper

You know what they say "It's better to regret what you have done than what you haven't."

William Campbell
William Campbell

Lolcow pls go back to your image board.

Christian Campbell
Christian Campbell

Damn, what happened to Morrissey.

Parker Allen
Parker Allen

be respectful, it was the roastie's first conquest
I'd be damn proud also

Blake Diaz
Blake Diaz

At least the advertisers here know their demographics

you guys are perfect candidates to spend money on a piece of plastic to jack off into

lol @ not being able to tell if the photograph is of a nigger or a white girl… Or if it's even a girl at all. The face looks a lot like a Mexican transvestite

They've got you guys figured out

Like I said: it's like a neon sign

Andrew Martin
Andrew Martin

If you convinced your mothers to pay for all those sissy-ass video games (the reason girls won't fuck you) it seems only logical you'd try to manipulate money out of mommy so you can buy a plastic Pringles can to jack off into

Luis Morales
Luis Morales

roastie doesn't know ads are personalized for each user's requirements

Justin Cook
Justin Cook

If only they made one of these small enough to fit around your tiny penis, you wouldn't have to beg your mother for anything more than $1.75

John Wright
John Wright

eat dicks roastie! no one is falling for this "I'm a man" bullshit. kys

Jaxson Bailey
Jaxson Bailey

this tbh

Lincoln Wood
Lincoln Wood

Sure they are, you sexless little chump

sure they are……………………………………

SPEAKING OF WHICH:
tell us your girlfriend's name, stud

Henry Butler
Henry Butler

AGAIN: TELL ME YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S NAME

lol

w a i t i n g . . . . . . .

Wyatt Cooper
Wyatt Cooper

So desperately trying to project his shit on others.
How pathetic your life must be, god damn it.

Jose Evans
Jose Evans

AGAIN: TELL ME YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S NAME

lol

w a i t i n g . . . . . . .

Ayden Richardson
Ayden Richardson

YOU HAVE TO FUCK A PRINGLES CAN NOW!

Luke Hill
Luke Hill

dude…… Stop stalling and answer the question

AGAIN: WHAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S NAME?

James Long
James Long

SAY HER NAME!

Carter Foster
Carter Foster

Jimmy Neutron is a ftm tranny with a gross wrinkly body. KYS you gross old fag

Levi Cooper
Levi Cooper

with or without chips

Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

always with.

Jacob Long
Jacob Long

LOL @ adult males playing video games

and being oblivious as to why girls won't fuck them

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

Better luck next time faggot.

Dylan Jackson
Dylan Jackson

pic is of Jimmy Neutrons spic kid he got from a heavy cucking sesh with the local spic gang in CA

Cooper Bailey
Cooper Bailey

You guys and your 'NO GIRLS ALLOWED CLUB' bullshit is so predictable

Caleb Gray
Caleb Gray

You seem to think you're 'original'

You can't even convince YOURSELF

Ryder Gray
Ryder Gray

Gee…. I wonder why your cat wants you to stop playing video games

Justin Thompson
Justin Thompson

Yep

Levi Lee
Levi Lee

test

William Rivera
William Rivera

samefagging this hard just to bring life to the community

Xavier Foster
Xavier Foster

Do the math

Noah Jackson
Noah Jackson

wow… it's a /v/ thread!

Noah Cook
Noah Cook

Who ELSE is going to buy your sissy video games for you?

Chase Williams
Chase Williams

Fucking pathetic

Jayden Ramirez
Jayden Ramirez

Tonight on Blacked, Jimmy Neutrons disgusting hag of a wife takes the Midnight Train to Whoregia as Jimmy and son watch.

Ayden Robinson
Ayden Robinson

IRONIC:

how someone like you (who's never had a girlfriend) is obsessed with and fixated on 'cucking' and being 'blacked'….

isn't that a fixation for guys who actually have girls?

You remind me of a starving Ethiopian, who sits there fantasizing about other people 'eating your food'

what a fucking failure you've become

TELL US ABOUT YOUR FATHER LEAVING

Jordan Gray
Jordan Gray

Previously on Blacked: "Celebrity" Edition; Jimmy Neutron takes 3 thick black cocks AT ONCE. Login to see the anal annihilation that took place (not for the squeamish!)

Jeremiah Lee
Jeremiah Lee

Tonight On Ironic Failures:

You continue to demonstrate your ironic failures.

(honestly? I've NEVER met a guy who gets laid ever mention the words 'cucked' or 'blacked')

Those are concepts that ONLY get mentioned by guys who've never been laid in their lives

it's an ironic failure because you can't get a girl, and you watch porn, and you beat off to porn about guys having other dudes fuck their girls….

you ARE smart enough to understand how weird that is, right?

Gavin Hernandez
Gavin Hernandez

I'm not being mean…..

I'm trying to have an intelligent conversation with you

I'd appreciate your honest participation

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FATHER LEAVING
how often do you get to see him? obviously, he divorced your mother when you were young. how old were you?

Alexander Gonzalez
Alexander Gonzalez

Next time on Jimmy Neutron:Blacked and Cucked, Jimmy and son go on a grand adventure to the LA ghettos to get lil Rocket his first BBC anal gangbang while Jimmies wife attempts to scrub the shit, semen and blood stains from the bedsheets. Hilarity ensues!!

Thomas Baker
Thomas Baker

AGAIN: I'd appreciate an adult answer

Connor Howard
Connor Howard

Tonight, on a very special episode of Jimmy Neutron: Male Anal Gaper. Jimmy finally meets the real father of his half-spic son and seeks forgiveness from his cucky ways in the arms of another man.

Logan Clark
Logan Clark

It's really easy for anybody to instantly recognize that you had no father figure, no male role model

Landon Cook
Landon Cook

and now; the thrilling conclusion of :Jimmy Neutron: A cock self-sucked"

Isaiah Rodriguez
Isaiah Rodriguez

What a thrill, would watch again.

Mason Price
Mason Price

…..so I guess it's safe to assume that you don't have the balls to admit that you were raised by your mother, huh ?

it's not like it's not obvious……

….but you think you're hiding it?

Kayden Stewart
Kayden Stewart

Wow….

You've got some of THE WORST ART I've ever seen. it's as if you go out of your way to download illustrations drawn by the least talented artists on earth

Parker Roberts
Parker Roberts

Gee… You guys are SO hard to figure out

Easton James
Easton James

Stay tuned for a sneak peek at the next season of Jimmy Neutron: How Many Cocks Will Fit?

Aaron Richardson
Aaron Richardson

It's so hard to figure you out

Because you do such a good job of hiding it

Liam Nelson
Liam Nelson

Next time on Jimmy Neutron: Cock Whisperer, Jimmy confronts the ghost of his father to find out why he left for cigarettes and never returned when little Jimmy was just 5 years old. Tears are shed, ghost cock is suckled and Jimmy has a startling revelation that could change the tightness of his anus forever!

Jose Nelson
Jose Nelson

I'm literally slaying you, little guy

I've hammered you over and over

And you keep letting me treat you like a bitch

Aaron Torres
Aaron Torres

It's ironic, because my father was a drill instructor in The Marines. He never went anywhere.

Yet your father OBVIOUSLY divorced your mother, and you were raised by a woman.

it's easy as shit to identify a man who was raised by a woman.

That's how I nailed you so fast.

You are the EPITOME of a Mama's boy

a little creampuff bitch

Grayson Cox
Grayson Cox

AGAIN: your taste in art is crap

you have the tastes (and masculinity) of a 7 year old girl

Joshua Garcia
Joshua Garcia

In this episode of Jimmy Neutron: Anal Slayer, Jimmy goes OFF on user, tearing into his rectum with so much ferocity and gusto that user is forced to concede and replace his dead father with a virile and cumfilled Jimmy Neutron. But what will his wife think of the families new edition? Tune in this Wednesday to find out!

Josiah Sanders
Josiah Sanders

So………….

He left, and THEN you became the school reject, the butt of everyone's jokes, the metaphoric punching bag ?

or were you already like this BEFORE he abandoned you?

Evan Ortiz
Evan Ortiz

Lmao this roast beef is triggered

Grayson Morgan
Grayson Morgan

roasties gonna roast

Nicholas Garcia
Nicholas Garcia

LOL @ BUTTHURT

why would someone else be butthurt that YOU are a sexual failure?

tsk tsk tsk

that's exactly the type of denial and compensation that got you in this position in the first place

That's like when you try to convince yourself that it was YOUR choice to be rejected and overlooked by every female you've ever met

it seems like you'd learn by now

nobody believes your rationale but you

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

The absolute stat of Holla Forums right now. Honestly this is just pathetic. Low t lefties need to go now.
Who hurt you, mr tripfag?

Evan Ortiz
Evan Ortiz

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Colton Torres
Colton Torres

So… I suppose you think you're fooling someone?

Adrian Reed
Adrian Reed

I bet you think girls are 'butthurt' that you're a sexual failure too, huh?

Cameron Cook
Cameron Cook

You guys have some extremely advanced psychology going on

Adam Sanders
Adam Sanders

oh Andrew…

Landon Howard
Landon Howard

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Brandon Carter
Brandon Carter

AGAIN: YOU WERE RAISED BY YOUR MOTHERS

and that's why you have no real concept of how men behave, how to get a girl, how to exude self confidence, how to be a man

So…. Why does your cat interrupt you when you're being a sissy on your faggot childish video game?

Because you're a bitch

that's why

Evan Smith
Evan Smith

troll harder nigger

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

A: I'll let my cats tell you why

Anthony Torres
Anthony Torres

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Evan Hernandez
Evan Hernandez

First things first….

This part of your palm is underdeveloped

it's atrophied, because you have never developed any musculature

Nathan Bell
Nathan Bell

[email protected]

Bentley Harris
Bentley Harris

As if the lack of musculature in your hand wasn't weird enough, this area isn't defined at all, and it consists of nothing more than a large sections of folds

William Gray
William Gray

Finally, let's take a close look at the veins in your wrist. They're thin, tiny, and embedded too deeply.

This is an indication that you never exercise, and you're a big soft marshmallow sofa boy

Noah Turner
Noah Turner

OP is a confirmed soyboy

Alexander Mitchell
Alexander Mitchell

Basically, you've got the arm and hand of a little fat girl

Landon Butler
Landon Butler

EGG ZACK LEE

Hunter Thompson
Hunter Thompson

Jimmy Neutron: I Get Handjobs From Fat Girls
Coming soon to a theater near you!

Parker Parker
Parker Parker

I'm sure this wasn't the first time you've been called out for being a latently homosexual video game faggot

Luke Wilson
Luke Wilson

….honestly?…..

I have no idea why your cat hates you

ooops I mean 'wont let you play your bitchgame'

Asher Cruz
Asher Cruz

holy shit, roastie. you're still here!
I thought you said you have a family
guess we're your family now bitch

Landon Allen
Landon Allen

You're really obsessed about OP's hand faggot.

Carson Edwards
Carson Edwards

We are the only family Jimmy Neutron has. His wife prolly left him after the infamous Donut Extortion Caper last year.

Asher Moore
Asher Moore

Lol @ you thinking I said that I have a family

i DO of course

but I never said I did

is failure your ONLY option?

Wyatt Scott
Wyatt Scott

We know all about you Andrew. No use in pretending.

Sebastian Sanchez
Sebastian Sanchez

Dude… It's so obvious…

your cat sees you as her subordinate

your cat realizes that she's ten times the man you'll ever be

it's not that she's worried about your stupid bitch game

she just wants you out of the house

just like your mother

they're both sick and tired of your softieboy sofa-marshmallow ass sitting around the house.

Your cats making it very clear.

GET A JOB AND FIND YOUR OWN PLACE

Gavin Rogers
Gavin Rogers

I wonder if you'd get swatted right now, would you get yourself killed?
that's not a threat, just a thought exercise.
considering how retarded you've acted this far, I bet you'd give them a reason to at least taze your ass.

post some nudes btw but not those of your father.

Kevin Nelson
Kevin Nelson

Q: is there anything MORE effeminate than the SWITCH?

wearing a pink and fuchsia tutu and talking with a lisp while on your knees in a truck stop mensroom is more masculine than The Nintendo Switch

let me guess……………………….
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Right ???!!!!……….

I'm right, aren't I ?……….

LOL yep

Dominic Edwards
Dominic Edwards

the pigs in GA are already well acquainted with him so they probably wouldn't even waste a taze on him. Sad, really…

Jayden Reyes
Jayden Reyes

Hey Studboy…..

I've been waiting for two god damn hours, and you're STILL stalling

I asked you to tell the rest of the students what your 'girlfriend's' name is

WHATS TAKING YOU SO LONG???

Noah Hughes
Noah Hughes

Lol !! PIGS ??!!!!…..

really ?….

REALLY ???

R E A L L Y ? ? ? ? . . . .

you're so out of the loop, you think calling police 'the pigs' is still cool ?

That's GROOVY, BABY CAKES

hahahaha @ pigs

lame

Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

Okay, I'll just say it for you

YOU HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND

was that really all that hard to admit?

Caleb Lee
Caleb Lee

In a world, of infinite possibilities, ONE MAN dares to become a washed up loser that can't even troll Holla Forums correctly. This Summer comes the most anticipated movie of the year, Jimmy Neutron in Don't Tell Mom, I Gave The Babysitter Head.

Ethan Martin
Ethan Martin

NEXT QUESTION :

WHY CANT YOU FIND A GIRLFRIEND ?

Joshua Martin
Joshua Martin

TWO QUESTIONS:

1: what's a 'troll' ?

2: what is Holla Forums ?

Caleb Davis
Caleb Davis

YOU HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND
and you think this gives you power over me?
pussy is all you got, while I have none. give me some of yours, roastie.

Daniel Phillips
Daniel Phillips

lol this thread had a humble start: an angry pussy.
now it's turned into a pussy encyclopedia, where all kinds of pussies are discussed.

Luke Sanchez
Luke Sanchez

Jimmy Neutron stars in his most challenging role to date, playing himself, a male prostitute with AIDS that must confront the demons that drove him to gay paedophilia in what critics are calling,
"A tour de farce!"
"The one movie you MUST miss this year!"
"Gut-wrenchingly pathetic"
Jimmy Neutron is Jimmy Neutron in:
I can't get enough black cock: The Jimmy Neutron story

Julian Phillips
Julian Phillips

I've been around for quite some time here on planet Earth……

and I've paid very close attention along the way

and I've always found that a man can be gauged on the amount of snatch he's taken down

It's literally what separates the men from the boys

little guy

so tell me about your favorite video game

James Torres
James Torres

POWER OVER HIM:

as if I'm interested in 'having anything over him', especially power……

that was a decidedly latent BDSM Freudian slip

creepy

Oliver Lewis
Oliver Lewis

GEENYUSS:

you made a funny

amazing

you said 'pussy'

and the thread was about a feline

(hey, that's NOT 3rd grade level at all)

……….oh, and by the way…………

the cat wasn't 'angry' at all

the word 'angry' was never mentioned

except by YOU

Daniel Robinson
Daniel Robinson

pussy slave advertising pussy to saner men
roastie, we've been over this

Blake Butler
Blake Butler

He is upset with you

Christopher Turner
Christopher Turner

LOL @ thinking a man is gauged upon how many levels of Zelda he's played

Easton Moore
Easton Moore

he's SO fucking stupid, he thinks I'm a chick

Evan Gonzalez
Evan Gonzalez

I think you're a chick based on what you typed so far
no need to get angry about it
and I told you, post your real nudes, roastie

Dominic James
Dominic James

Special today on QVC for the next hour only, Jimmy Neutron's Signature Series Anal Gauges.

Go from "exit only" to "4 black cocks at once" in just six short weeks using Jimmies patented method!

Andrew Perry
Andrew Perry

you don't wanna see this roasties blown out fun hole. It will only put you off women

Adrian Harris
Adrian Harris

thanks but I'm an optimist. can't be that bad

Thomas Walker
Thomas Walker

This guy's SUCH a wise old 'sage' that he actually thinks I'm a female

hee hee hee !!!

(what a fucking idiot)

Christopher Jenkins
Christopher Jenkins

how many things do 3DPD have to ruin before you white knight faggots fuck off.

Gavin Thompson
Gavin Thompson

AGAIN: a man is measured by his ability to get girls… to procreate….

Obviously, your mommy failed to explain that to you

Oliver Wood
Oliver Wood

Dear Sagebrush,

Perhaps one of these days, you'll get yourself some snatch.

Highly unlikely at this point…….

But perhaps……..

Right ?…………………………………..

little boy

Angel Morgan
Angel Morgan

Looks like this fag is not only into gay shit but also bestiality.
Amazing, while this troll is pathetic, he's pretty persistent
I give him that.

Blake Anderson
Blake Anderson

he literally has no life. I would feel sorry for his 53 year old ass but I just can't muster the sympathy

Xavier Harris
Xavier Harris

Dear Sagebrush,

It's really quite simple. It's perhaps one of THE easiest things on earth. Everyone and every THING is doing it…

everyone but YOU……

you seem like a smart fellow………….

why is it so hard for you to figure out?

Alexander Perry
Alexander Perry

Of course, I'm fully aware that YOU also can't get any snatch

of course………….

I mean, DUUHHHH, right ?

lol

Landon Miller
Landon Miller

It's really sad if you think about it, not only he has no life and spend his time with failed attempts to troll, but he is shit even in that.
They say that practice makes the master, but I guess not in his case. Go figure…

Michael Nelson
Michael Nelson

Q: exactly WHAT about convincing a woman to climb into bed with you is 'so complicated' ?…….

I mean, c'mon……

YOURE SMART, RIGHT ???

Robert Davis
Robert Davis

did you find a place to live yet you old fag? or are you posting from a park bench/overpass

Ian James
Ian James

I guess we are all he has and we should probably be nicer to him. Then again, this is Holla Forums so I suppose he deserves all the scorn

Oliver Collins
Oliver Collins

Lol @ your childish attempts to minimize the reality and unbearable GRAVITY of this moment

'trolling'??

nope… I'm simply saying EGG ZACK LEE what everyone in your life has been thinking…

I absolutely GUARANTEE that your mommy has been wondering if you're gay

you and I both know everyone in school wrote you off as being a fag

your father left, but if you ever cross his mind, I'm certain he wonders if you're still a little bitch boy

When you go to a fast food restaurant, all the customers and staff see that you're forever alone

In grocery stores, at convenience stores when you're getting gas, etc etc

they simply don't say what they're thinking

They don't want to embarrass you

ME?… I couldn't give less of a shit if you guys are embarrassed

Treating you with kid gloves is exactly how you became a pampered little bitch in the first place

No, I'm not trolling you guys

I'm telling you what everyone's been keeping from you

the TRUTH

Leo Harris
Leo Harris

CAPITAL TEE

David Young
David Young

Then again I don't think that whatever we say will make him feel worse or improve in any way.
Considering his fixation on sex, I presume that doing it with animal/other guy or maybe some old hag, was his only achievement in his shitty life that is if he didn't failed even in that and just projecting, and now probably in state of depression he's trying to make himself feel better, or at least find something that would stop him from suicide.

Camden Nguyen
Camden Nguyen

My wife just mentioned that this is a pattern for you guys….

trying to distract, to change the subject

because she's a woman, she sees it from your mothers' point of view

she just said "imagine how many times they've tried to change the subject when their mothers hint at it"

hey, it's okay if you dudes aren't sexually attracted to females

Kevin Powell
Kevin Powell

…and thank you for demonstrating that you gleaned your 'vast' armchair psychology knowledge in the same 3rd grade playground that you learned your masculinity from

Zachary Hill
Zachary Hill

man measured by ability to get girls
yes, if that's the only ability he has.
given that pussy is a drug that reduces a man to little more than an animal, you'd do well to stop advertising it. look at yourself for a living example of what gratuitous breeding can produce.

so roastie, you can stop this sex-based shaming language now
it doesn't work, if it did work you wouldn't have been here for so long

Owen Martinez
Owen Martinez

and now he's on about his "wife" and how smurt "she" is. You may be right user, this may be his last plea for help before taking The Big Sleep

Andrew Perry
Andrew Perry

AGAIN: it's perfectly okay that you're not sexually attracted to females

there are LOTS of homosexuals out there in the world

so don't feel bad

hey, here's an idea, Sallyboys……….

tell me all about your video game bullshit… Then tell me about Star Wars, and how you enjoy looking at other guys penises

Jacob Perez
Jacob Perez

By the way, how did it feel to have my wife bitchslap you like that ?

(and I actually gave you the POLITE version, because she was ruthless about it)

Charles Parker
Charles Parker

There… there, you don't have to project anymore.
I'm sure the afterlife will treat you better, there's nothing to be afraid Johnny, do it and all your pain and problems will go away.

Carson Jenkins
Carson Jenkins

he doesn't have the balls to an hero

Jackson Mitchell
Jackson Mitchell

not joking

she pretty much tore you little girls a new asshole

you should've heard it

but I decided to give you the 'nice' version

Basically, she said it from your 'mothers point of view', but she didn't have any reason to deliver it in 'baby terms' the way YOUR mommies have been doing it

Imagine your mother's talking off the record to a few of her friends about a son who refuses to become a man, remaining sexually inactive, playing video games, making ridiculous pompous justifications and excuses, while all of his peers are out there getting married and starting families

Yeah………

My wife just said it exactly how your mother's really think it

and it WAS NOT nice

not at all

Logan Young
Logan Young

"An Hero"

typical quacking from the sexless duck

the parrot, squawking out his predictable catchphrases

lol

Now say 'roastie'

then say 'chad'

then say 'normie'

lol you fucking midget

no wonder your father left

You're a mother fucking embarrassment

Jason Bell
Jason Bell

What a shame… so vegetation and depression will be his future, until he will finally die under some bridge or in gutter.

Gabriel Clark
Gabriel Clark

you're married to another woman? nice, I like lesbians.
can we see photo of her please. naked if possible.

Luke Jackson
Luke Jackson

Jesus fuck you're pathetic dude
Claim others are gay and less than men because video games
claim to be superior man giving "sage" advice
yet being on a chan
not even the one everyone knows about, but one that's still practically pure from normie infection
<and being a namefag because you're desperate for attention
You're obviously a forever alone neckbeard faggot projecting your own insecurities on anons.
When you an hero make sure you livestream it here.

Liam Phillips
Liam Phillips

…..if ONLY you knew just how cruelly my wife just chiseled you down to size….

It was classic

really, it was

To be honest with you, I almost felt sorry for you as she was saying it, but at the same time I could literally hear your own mothers saying the exact same words.

It was almost like vicariously having a conversation with your mothers.

And as she was saying it, I stopped feeling sorry for YOU, and started seeing it from your parents' point of view.

I actually feel sorry for THEM…..

Since you're never going to get laid, you'll never have kids, so you'll never understand their point of view…

If only you knew exactly how embarrassing you are

Bentley Thomas
Bentley Thomas

blah blah didn't read
words are cheap give us photos

Samuel Roberts
Samuel Roberts

I imagine his final resting place will be in a drainage tunnel covered in his own vomit. smh…

Adam Brooks
Adam Brooks

Ironic that you would mention that… My wife grew disgusted with men a long time ago, and she became a 'lipstick lesbian', only fucking young hot chicks for 11 years until I met her.

She's had so much pussy, it would make your eyes cross….

(she's had more pussy than you'll EVER get, Sallyboy)

The good news??… Everything's good news… She still enjoys helping me get other girls into bed with us…

WHY would I be desperate for something I already have so much of?…. Do you ever think before speaking?

Isaiah Watson
Isaiah Watson

Nope, you read EVERY painful fucking word

sallyboy

Ethan Parker
Ethan Parker

his "wife" really let us have it guys. man, you really should have heard "her". Such a sharp tongue on that one. sad…

Logan Cruz
Logan Cruz

roastie, I give you one more chance to you and your lesbian wife to cause me an erection
use it wisely. post a photo or two

Jason Scott
Jason Scott

If you already had attention you wouldn't be namefagging and trolling image boards. And with the gayest name I've ever seen. It screams edgy 14 year old.

Kayden Powell
Kayden Powell

ITT Jimmy Neutron and "wife" excoriate random anons in between hot sex trysts with many, many, many "girls". Bow before him and his glorious "life"

Joseph Carter
Joseph Carter

I'D*

the correct terminology is "I'd imagine"

not "I imagine"

dipshit

Ryan Rodriguez
Ryan Rodriguez

Not 'many, many', no……

only four so far in the 3 years that we've been together….

but who's complaining, right ?

Here's a 19 year old named Amy we both fucked for a couple months

Evan Cox
Evan Cox

I stand thoroughly destroyed by this master of English. I must now go ice my anus

Joshua Bell
Joshua Bell

You trying so hard to fool yourself, but you're in the wrong place.
Nobody will reassure you here, nobody will care.
Normal faggs would probably feel sorry for you, and pretend that they believe you.
Yet only emotion you manage to bring out here is indifference.

Adam Cox
Adam Cox

he's a big hit on half-chan I'm sure

Tyler Young
Tyler Young

completely photograph related

Brayden Hughes
Brayden Hughes

roastie do you have anything that's not from a blurry 1970's porn movie?
for example your fat motherly ex-lesbian wife is there right now.
tell her to get her ass naked and get on her knees and you photo her big fat ass for me.

Chase Mitchell
Chase Mitchell

google.com/amp/amp.macon.com/news/local/article140196378.html

Nathan Martin
Nathan Martin

Lol so apparently this guy is homeless and stupid as fuck. Looks like the dude in the nude pic too. So yeah, lol, tell me how great your life is.

Leo Taylor
Leo Taylor

In case you don't want to click

Joshua Torres
Joshua Torres

This. Let's see her blasted out hamhole already!

Kayden Bailey
Kayden Bailey

yeah, he's pretty pathetic tbh

Luis Price
Luis Price

Lol by the way, here's the woman who just told me what your mothers say behind your backs

Lincoln Collins
Lincoln Collins

izzat bitch crosseyed?
post roast beef with timestamp or btfo

Gabriel Ortiz
Gabriel Ortiz

Probably, I just wonder why did he come here, maybe they felt for his "superb life" too quickly, or even they called him out on his bullshit.

Kevin Phillips
Kevin Phillips

she doesn't look like the shy type
tell her to pose sexy, already told you how
and stop talking about mothers, roastie, kills my hard on

Logan Martin
Logan Martin

all kidding aside, I'd like to stretch her left nostril open with a speculum and fill it with my jizz

Brayden Taylor
Brayden Taylor

roastie you little cheater!
wendy dec_20171210
she's not even there with you right now is she?

Dylan Martinez
Dylan Martinez

I was actually thinking the total opposite

Wendy and I want you guys to post pics of YOUR girlfriends' vaginas

that shouldn't be a problem, should it?

Nolan Campbell
Nolan Campbell

Can I get a tl;dr on this whole fuckin thread?

Grayson Diaz
Grayson Diaz

he's homeless and delusional. let him have his fantasy

Kevin Lewis
Kevin Lewis

No, she's right here with me as I speak

Dominic Foster
Dominic Foster

crazy homeless man shits on anons for playing vidya
anons shit on crazy homeless man for being crazy homeless man
crazy homeless man claims victory

Hunter Harris
Hunter Harris

Homeless people don't have computers.

Kayden Rodriguez
Kayden Rodriguez

You 'got me', didn't you, Sally?

AGAIN: I'm waiting for you to show the other students a photograph of YOUR wife or girlfriend

Blake Cook
Blake Cook

Jimmy Neutron is larping a "fantasy life" cuz he doesn't even have a barely interesting one. Also, he apparently likes bestiality and might even be a roastie irl.

Dylan Harris
Dylan Harris

A lot have cell phones though. There's also libraries.

Aiden Foster
Aiden Foster

We don't need to see what brand of anal lube you like Andy. No one here is desperate enough to fuck your old wrinkled asshole

Lucas Stewart
Lucas Stewart

and gay shit, cause he seems to project homosexuality on others.

He also may have suicidal thoughts, but doesn't have balls to commit suicide.

Levi Murphy
Levi Murphy

it's merely a flesh wound!

Jaxon Roberts
Jaxon Roberts

claims vidya is a pussy repellent
<fucking vapes
Kek

Connor Hernandez
Connor Hernandez

posting loved ones on Holla Forums
lol r u retarted

Wyatt Adams
Wyatt Adams

Even my cat is disgusted.

Robert James
Robert James

ok roastie let me make it even easier
a photo of her butt fully clothed, while on her knees, with timestamp
but not close up so we can't tell if it's your butt or hers, you trickster

can she do that at least?

Bentley White
Bentley White

you trickster

kek

Owen Wood
Owen Wood

Really?

Xavier Edwards
Xavier Edwards

you are becoming boring Jimmy

Liam Foster
Liam Foster

come on roastie don't bail on me
ask the other damn woman for a PG-13 butt photo, how hard can it be
fucking disappointed and not even sarcastic

Asher Johnson
Asher Johnson

Back

That was one of the fastest cat rescues my wife and I have ever done!

There's a guy who goes by the name 'Howdy' who had a pregnant stray cat set up shop under his back porch, but he could not get her to come to him.

So he asked my wife and I if we could get her so he can take her to the veterinarian.

BINGO !!

That was so fast it was almost laughable

Brandon Young
Brandon Young

I didn't figure you was one for stalling
is she gonna do it or not?

Gabriel Cruz
Gabriel Cruz

Desperation suits you well

Jose Parker
Jose Parker

I just wanted some curvy fat butt
she's not there, admit it
roastie, you're a bullshitter

Evan Thompson
Evan Thompson

it is not acceptable to defile a sacred children's character like On-top Lion. You must hang your head in shame for such a thing

Brandon Bell
Brandon Bell

he is a homeless phoneposter and the only pussy he gets are the cats he "rescues"

Carson Hall
Carson Hall

True

Andrew Adams
Andrew Adams

The evolution of this picture is truly remarkable.

Adrian Perry
Adrian Perry

ABANDON THREAD
HE'S GOT NOTHING
EVEN HIS BULLSHIT RAN OUT

Colton James
Colton James

It's okay

David Hughes
David Hughes

Do not encourage this sickness! (true tho. I begrudgingly admire it and am saving for later use)

Jack Williams
Jack Williams

CURVY FAT BUTT!
CURVY FAT BUTT!
CURVY FAT BUTT!
CURVY FAT BUTT!

Noah Anderson
Noah Anderson

I've seen better

Alexander Wilson
Alexander Wilson

tripfag

Ryder Baker
Ryder Baker

Perhaps, sure…..

Aaron Rogers
Aaron Rogers

I'm telling your whore wife what you just said about her old, flat, white hag hit the wall ass

Josiah Cooper
Josiah Cooper

I don't doubt that at all

Matthew Thomas
Matthew Thomas

fuck you asshole. I already got to use the last version of this glorious image. tenk u fren!

Asher Murphy
Asher Murphy

It's all in the eye of the beholder, dude

Elijah Rodriguez
Elijah Rodriguez

I guess your life wasn't a complete waste

Cameron Martinez
Cameron Martinez

Life's what you make it

Brayden Brooks
Brayden Brooks

….and now, I'm walking into the NA meeting that I chair every Monday

Everybody be well

Anthony Davis
Anthony Davis

A: because you're such an unconscionable douchebag

Jack Russell
Jack Russell

NA meeting
lol those are a good way to get new hookups when you need dope

Lincoln Williams
Lincoln Williams

dude. meta af. thanks for the distraction today

Wyatt Moore
Wyatt Moore

Any time, dude. I had fun

Leo Edwards
Leo Edwards

You're wonderful people, and I wish you all nothing but happiness.

Aiden Thompson
Aiden Thompson

luv u 2 user