El Rato mans phone bank for Trump

Rato may be a cuckservative, but I always gave him credit for being one of the more forceful pseudo-traditionalists on the right. Among the RINO base, I always found him to be one of the few that seemed forceful about trying to conserve values. I also understand at this point conservation isn't exactly the aim since shit has changed so much, but I'm glad he's finally come around.

I would never feel that way about Jeb. He seems sweet in a retarded way. I don't want to gas the guy, but he's part of that group of elites at this point. Fuck the Bushes especially since they endorsed that shriveled rag.

Anyway, I guess I'm just saying, I'm glad he's back in the fold. People like him, Gowdy, maybe even Rand (although he's got some serious issues) might start being worthwhile in a system that allows them to fix shit under the Emperor.

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DAHNALD! THE PHONE NUMBERS!

Tweeting this to known Cruzlims might be triggering. Someone send this to Glenn Beck.

That's almost too cruel, almost.

Here ya go

JUST

Brilliant

God I fucking wonder how awkward it must be to get a phonecall from El Rato.
This is almost as bad when Jeb was cornering people in drive-thrus for votes.

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lol what a cuck

I would have just said nothing and gone back to Texas.

I respect him for this. He's doing more than a lot of people are in order to get Trump elected. Have you phonebanked for the emperor?

He's still rat though, always will be.

Do you really think he wasn't cucked into doing it? This hardly overshadows his non-endorsement at the RNC, even if it only served to fuck Cruz in the end. I expect funds to be withheld from Cruz anyway, and we all will be the better for it.

Never forget.

Have you facebanked for Bernie? I did it for 6 million hours straight. Match me!

Dubs says he's going to use the phone bank for political donations later when he earns Kek's ire in his reelection bid.

This will backfire.

Is this what passes for a good post on 4chan? Just tack le dubs onto any worthless post?

I guess im not the only one who noticed the spike in people begging for dubs.
As if it works that way.

He's probably fucking it up on purpose, somehow

Never trust the Ratman, he's probably got all the delegates on the phone right now

I made it a little better

Holy shit is that guy wearing zombie makeup and fake teeth?

He literally looks like a zombie actor straight out of 28 months later film set.

No that's just a nigger in the US of A. He's probably on crack as most of them are.

I'm proud to say I voted for him. Sure he's a Rat, but Rats are lucky. Rats are no Dragon, though.

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Best part of that picture is that the guy wasn't even in the drive thru lane, Jeb just chased some guy driving through the parking lot down

Have you any Honor?

Fuck off, Skype.

It's Ted 2024.

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You must go back.

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Texans are maggots that need to be wiped from the face of the Earth with the utmost brutality. Slaughter them all, women and children too, like the human cattle they are.

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Mods, please Alamo this faggot

It's OK

as long as he only means the mexicans

I don't think that was his intent

Fuck off, Texkike.

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Well that was downright rude of him.

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I like rato and guaca bowl vendor
They are like funny celebrities
Like videogame mid bosses that join the party
I feel bad for him
I felt bad when someone post a pic of jeb alone in the airport

What happened?

I miss jeb jeb

Trump's going to win. Cruz is damn good are reading polls.

sounds about right

He'll try to run again in the future.

And we won't let him win.

He may wind up appointed to SCOTUS.

This is Trump's revenge.

He doesn't seem too hot reading the phone.

Cruz is just bidding his time to steal all of Dahnald's tele-gets. I'm sure he's feeding Jabba Jeff Roe the voter rolls.

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Rato's getting himself off the Trump shitlist.

Trump is very predictable, and deliberately so.
If you fuck with Trump, he'll fuck you up with no hesitation.
If you back down and make up, Trump will be gracious about it without hesitation, even if he should hate your guts.
Trump prefers to have people (who are capable of paying attention) playing along as allies rather than be bitter eternal enemies.
This is why Trump is a leader.

Texas just needs another war against Mexico. That'll straighten things right up.

His ambition was driven by great greed and self-importance, and everyone knows he's a smarmy shit. He doesn't have to be a whipping boy forever. But he's been whipped.

Why the fuck did El Rato reverse his position so suddenly and completely? Did Priebus tell him that he'd never see the inside of another Presidential race if he didn't fall into line?

I wonder if he realizes that even IF Trump lost, Pence is infinitely more like to win the 2020 nomination that him.

gee, why would some guy do THAT?!

REPORTED FOR SHILLSPEAK

He's not a Texan, he's a Canadian.

Another one straight to >>>/just/
TOP KEK

So do you understand why this is a shill thread?

That Barton sign needs to be replaced with a "Don't forget: you're here forever" sign

Absolutely, there was a story out a few weeks ago where Priebus explicitly stated publicly that anyone that does not honor their pledge to support the Republican nominee will be frozen out of the GOP and all funding for 2020.

Also, Cruz's approval rating among Republicans alone went from 67% down to 33% after just two weeks following the RNC stunt. With Trump in steady rise since August and his career on the edge of oblivion, Cruz decided to do what he does best: whatever is best for Ted Cruz.

The RNC threatened to cut off his funding. Reince Preibus is doing yeomen's work for the God Emperor these days.

Gee, why are you trying to make Donald Trump lose? Surely you're just doing it naively!

Please see:

It's not from an alternate universe. Real people, in the real NSA borg shop are really trying to screw YOU OVER.

Wew. Trump really is making anime real.

How would that edit be trying to make him lose? It's a joke about El Rato's spirit being broken and him crawling back to the God Emperor for forgiveness.

It causes people who would vote for Trump to not do so. Trump already won, so now the goal should be gathering in as many votes as possible.

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wew

Did a southerner fuck your wife or something?
Besides, Ted Cruz is neither Texan nor white.

I wonder how that cruzcuck shitposter that makes a thread every few weeks about how Dahnald is a socialist feels about this.

He still refuses to name the Trump

They don't have humility like our cruise missle

How does it help Trump to be pissing on Trump surrogates, even if you don't like the surrogate?

Underrated and based post.

You sound like a triggered Cruzcuck.

This is the face we want our president to have when Iran takes U.S. Navy sailors hostage overnight.

This is the face we want our president to have when corporations close their domestic production facilities to move overseas.

Not the toothy grin of a gay mulatto subservient to women and minorities. Not the drugged, sleepy gaze of an old crone whose mind is failing faster than her bladder retention. No. This is a face that will make your enemies piss their pants, realizing they just fucked up, realizing they don't actually want to be on your bad side as much as they thought they would, that they don't know how or when you're going to react, but knowing that you're going to fuck up their shit unless they bend knee & make right.

Rand, Gowdy, and Cruz are hammers that Republicans have tried to keep behind the store window… Trump is going to take them out of their cages and give them all the nails they could ever dream of.

If he believes that he's dreaming. More likely he's endorsing Trump so he can hold on to his place in the Senate, and not have to go into doing gay porn for a living

This was Julius Caesar's M.O. btw. If you went to war against Caesar, he'd forgive you so long as you surrendered & pledged fealty. But if you double-crossed him then he was unpredictable. Sometimes he'd forgive you again, other times he'd kill you & sell all your people into slavery.

Poor rato is trying to avoid being scourged and crucified. Perhaps the Emperor will show mercy.

what did he mean by this?

wow … El rato is a turd

Donald, I know that's you. Good luck on Sunday!

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This pretty much.

user, please. El Rato isn't going to take another swing at the big boy chair until he isn't afraid of Trump crushing him again in the primaries. Gotta make that 2024.