Joke Thread

Say knock knock


Forget your meds?

Reminder to not reply to dataminers no matter how enticing it may seem

wtf is yoru problem

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the man cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Overpopulation and lack of food has caused urban farming to become a reality.

How did the hipster burn his hands?

He changed the lightbulb before it was cool.

knock knock
thats why the chicken crossed the road


What's the difference between a nigger and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family.

What the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

How do you pick up Jewish chicks? With a broom and dustpan.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? 10. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 in the ashtray.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

What do a brick and a fat white women have in common?
They will both get laid by a Mexican eventually.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10: 1 to demonstrate and 9 to form a support group to discuss the violation of the socket.

Mexican jokes! I've got one.

Mexican guy and a white guy are driving in Death Valley when their car breaks down. They can't get a cell signal, and they see no traffic in either direction, but they do see what looks like a gas station off in the distance. The temp is 110°F but they can't just bake in the sun, so they decide to hoof it. They agree they'll each take one item from the car. The white guy finds a bottle of water under the passenger seat. Stale, but, hey, it's water.

All of a sudden, the white guy hears a wrenching noise and sees that the Mexican has ripped a door off of the car and is preparing to carry it.

"What the fuck are you doing?" the white guy asks him.

"Well," the Mexican replies, "this way, if we get hot, we can just roll the window down."

That reminds me of an old one. What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?



But it was cheesy.

But I've had 5 beers in the last hour and 16 minutes.

Would I kek at anything?

Be driving near a park.

see a homeless dude eating grass.

like, chowing down like there's no tomorrow.

he looks skinny and I can see his ribs through his tattered shirt.

pull over.

"Hey man, are you ok?" I ask him.

He stops eating for a moment and begins to cry.

"Y-yeah..I'm fine."

I ask him why he's eating grass and he tells me how he's homeless, hungry, and desperate.

wife divorced him and kicked him out.

I invite him to come home with me. Can't let a fellow bro eat grass to survive.

He seems a bit nervous at first but mellows out.

On the way home we chat a bit.

"Thank you for doing this man, I'm kinda desperate." He says

"Oh yeah, no problem, you'll love my house. I haven't mowed my lawn in 3 weeks!"

What is the cheapest meat?
deer balls they are under a buck

why did the feminist cross the road?
to suck my dick

How many Holla Forumstards does it take to change a light bulb
1 to hold the bulb
100 to pic the house up and screw the light bulb in.

how much does it take to unrape a feminist? about tree fiddy.

2 peanuts were walking down the street
1 was assalted

Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels


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