Joke Thread

Samuel Nelson
Samuel Nelson

Say knock knock

Hunter Davis
Hunter Davis

DATAMINING THREAD DO NOT REPLY

Eli Gray
Eli Gray

Forget your meds?

Jayden Thomas
Jayden Thomas

Reminder to not reply to dataminers no matter how enticing it may seem

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

wtf is yoru problem

Joseph Morales
Joseph Morales

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Aaron Myers
Aaron Myers

back to
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John Ramirez
John Ramirez

Why did the man cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.

Logan Edwards
Logan Edwards

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Overpopulation and lack of food has caused urban farming to become a reality.

Blake Nguyen
Blake Nguyen

How did the hipster burn his hands?

He changed the lightbulb before it was cool.

Robert Taylor
Robert Taylor

knock knock
whos there?
thats why the chicken crossed the road

Carson James
Carson James

kekt

What's the difference between a nigger and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family.

What the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

How do you pick up Jewish chicks? With a broom and dustpan.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? 10. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 in the ashtray.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Ian Reed
Ian Reed

What do a brick and a fat white women have in common?
They will both get laid by a Mexican eventually.

Hudson Lopez
Hudson Lopez

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10: 1 to demonstrate and 9 to form a support group to discuss the violation of the socket.

Aiden Hernandez
Aiden Hernandez

Mexican jokes! I've got one.

Mexican guy and a white guy are driving in Death Valley when their car breaks down. They can't get a cell signal, and they see no traffic in either direction, but they do see what looks like a gas station off in the distance. The temp is 110°F but they can't just bake in the sun, so they decide to hoof it. They agree they'll each take one item from the car. The white guy finds a bottle of water under the passenger seat. Stale, but, hey, it's water.

All of a sudden, the white guy hears a wrenching noise and sees that the Mexican has ripped a door off of the car and is preparing to carry it.

"What the fuck are you doing?" the white guy asks him.

"Well," the Mexican replies, "this way, if we get hot, we can just roll the window down."

Wyatt Moore
Wyatt Moore

That reminds me of an old one. What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Josiah Fisher
Josiah Fisher

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

Jack Cox
Jack Cox

kekt

But it was cheesy.

But I've had 5 beers in the last hour and 16 minutes.

Would I kek at anything?

Blake Diaz
Blake Diaz

Be driving near a park.

see a homeless dude eating grass.

like, chowing down like there's no tomorrow.

he looks skinny and I can see his ribs through his tattered shirt.

pull over.

"Hey man, are you ok?" I ask him.

He stops eating for a moment and begins to cry.

"Y-yeah..I'm fine."

I ask him why he's eating grass and he tells me how he's homeless, hungry, and desperate.

wife divorced him and kicked him out.

I invite him to come home with me. Can't let a fellow bro eat grass to survive.

He seems a bit nervous at first but mellows out.

On the way home we chat a bit.

"Thank you for doing this man, I'm kinda desperate." He says

"Oh yeah, no problem, you'll love my house. I haven't mowed my lawn in 3 weeks!"

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

What is the cheapest meat?
deer balls they are under a buck

Andrew Baker
Andrew Baker

why did the feminist cross the road?
to suck my dick

Jaxson Gonzalez
Jaxson Gonzalez

How many Holla Forumstards does it take to change a light bulb
1 to hold the bulb
100 to pic the house up and screw the light bulb in.

Daniel Lewis
Daniel Lewis

how much does it take to unrape a feminist? about tree fiddy.

Alexander Lee
Alexander Lee

2 peanuts were walking down the street
1 was assalted

<the way girl acted when i said this retard joke is how i know if she liked me
it use to work too

Christopher Lopez
Christopher Lopez

Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels

Luis Morales
Luis Morales

keks

A joke: "Holla Forums"

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