What makes a woman valuable?

what makes a woman valuable?
A whole month to the nigger? For fucks sake.
Guys, I'm really losing my marbles.

NAACP datamining thread do not reply

I see what you did there .jpeg

I wish I had drugs.

I just want a cool Holla Forums friend

I am a 74-yo transexual Mormon male, live in Utah in a trailer in the desert, wear a 34-C bra, I named my cat 'Waifu', and I voted for Trump. I shit in a dry creek bed out the back, and I hunt niggers who are out hiking in the desert here, just for the heck of it. I was almost a daddy and a grand-daddy at the same time, but my little Darlene miscarred, thankfully.

Degenerate award well earned my friend

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do you have a dog

No, just "Waifu".

thats depressing. I have two ugly dogs.

is this oc dogs?

Yes, they are both girls.

Upload the animation where that screenshot is from, please, thanks.
Btw do you happen to have an old cartoonish caveman blowjob animation?
Asking for a friend.

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I remember you, I never did show you the kittens. Ran out of time. :(

Why do nickelodeon cartoons look so disgusting?

yeah I remember that promise, meanie.

I wish I knew. Some sweds made the show, I believe.

So, what you doing back here? You are bored and want to share pics of you body in exchange for pics of cute ferals?
Don't get me wrong, it's nice to see your face again (despite the poor light). If just for diversity.

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that is a dude

You can't ruse me she-man.

I've been here just haven't posted anything. I mean, I guess I'm bored not really though. I like talking to you guys, I like being acknowledged. I bet the kittens are a lot bigger now aren't they? I'm going to call you meanie.

show tits

this tbh

CONFIRMED TRANNY

Show me the proof big boy.
I get the same thing every time I know I look like a man. I'm not really attractive either, which doesn't help. Have any pets?

Just get the right angle.

2 cats, and my dick detector never lies

No.
No sharpie in pooper. No mustache growing. No nut busting.

are they intelligent and house broken?

fuck off bro
mobilecucks need to go back

No fan of the jews, eh?

Yep, they've grown into non-kittens by now.
I wanted to take the photos right then, but they weren't around. You're going to tease me now? :)

2 kitties. I like cats.
Your detector needs a new battery tomcat.

Of course! I don't get to tease anyone often mr meanie.

Oh how could you tell sweetie?

Yes, housebroken. The pug is 13 yrs old so she's kinda senile now.

nope

You role with it tomcat.

Boy you beta faggots sure are mopping this cunt up, eh? Ever cross your mind this could be a halfchan repost? Think before you speak.

They are timestamped, dummy.
Check
Chill out with your paranoia, I just want to talk like I do every time I come back.

Now hold up yo, I distinctly remember you saying you hate kats.
Tease me some more. Do you remember what I like?

Oh my god I can't believe you remember that.
Mmmm…my memory's not as good as yours apparently.

All right, that works. If you've lurked here for any real amount of time you should know the importance of having an Holla Forums designation on the timestamp though. Sadly, we have a stupid amount of halfchan traffic to weed through constantly.

Yeah I forgot to add it my bad. I don't post myself often. I really don't want someone to find me. I like being acknowledged by like minded people here though.

We are all proud autistic retards here, tho!

Do go on. Because you look pretty normal to me. What not-normal things do you enjoy?
(Craving positive attention is pretty normalfag tier, mind you.)

Not a tranny. This is what all girls look like without makeup. We’ve been fooled into believing women look like China dolls the moment they wake up in the morning. Boys & girls faces are generally similar, unless you are really fat or have the caveman brow or jaw.

I always feel so moved when i witness anons trying to communicate like normal people (even though they are not normal in the slightest and are doomed to fail miserably in their attempts)

A lot of you aren't really that autistic, just anxiety ridden. I would say I lack a moral compass. I have interest in things I shouldn't. Can't get to detailed, mr meanie.

Thank you.
You are one smart cookie. I like cookies.

I’m also crunchy. What do you do to cookies? So yeah autism is a nice blanket term for anyone who isn’t a normie. There appears to be only 2 kinds of people. Keeps the outside world nice and simple and comprehensible.

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I lack it too, I don't even know what it is or where to buy it from. I only know what a regular compass is. That thingy with an arrow that points to the North pole. Edgy nihilist phase huh? My sympathies.

I thought you said you lacked a moral compass lol, so how do you know what you should or shouldn't have an interest in? Trying to blend in with the normalfags is that how you know?

That's sad but understandable, since you shown your face. I was in the mood for a raging erection if you said what naughty stuff you're into, though.

Okay then I'm autistic.
Crunchy makes it sound like you're skin is burnt. Crispy foreskin.

I remember that face. I have a deep seeded hatred for that face. who is the person that belongs to that face?

You should post more then with your Holla Forums tag. It's nice to see other people with a lack of a moral compass, however weird it is to say that. Country of origin?

Greenland

Did she say this in another thread, or did I miss it?

You must have missed it, sorry.

no foreskin. I'm aerodynamic, like a missile. Are you a cookies in milk kind of person?

You're such a meanie >:T

Shut up I'm not from Greenland.

Oh say can you see,
By the dawns early light

Hmm, cookie then a gulp of milk then a bite of cookie then a huge swig of milk. I'm that kind of person.

Make a kissy face. Let's see some facial muscles being used in at least one pic!

Almost got trolled by then hah. You're up late, but then again, so am I. I'm an insomniac and I may have a minor severe addiction to caffeine. Why are you up at this hour?
CST, here, btw. Guessing coastal?

Eugene Beady.

That's gay, but okay.

I'm always up late, I have a hard time sleeping also. Yes coastal.

Oops didn't upload.

(checked)
You're actually more entertaining conversationally than the majority of people here. You may be the only reason I stay, just so you know. Insomnia or just a messed up sleep schedule?

ooh i can sense the desperation user.

Desperate for actual content on this website maybe. Thanks for contributing.

What a sweetheart you are. I have never heard that in my entire life. I will give you a special picture just because I felt that was genuine.

I would say I have the same issue as you, a caffeine addiction. I just can't sleep when I need to anymore.

ah ok, the aggressive type. ;) I like to dunk, let it absorb, then suck the milk out of the cookie. Repeat until it falls apart then gobble the soggy leftovers

Satan trips do justice to your pic. I was hoping for a duckface tbh.
Something that says "kiss me user" instead of "hmm is coca-cola superior to pepsi?"
Still, I appreciate you trying.

Desperate to get catfished

Actually the first pic in is nice.

To be fair, it's not hard to be a nice person when you *don't* hate yourself. Too bad others here can't follow suit. It was genuine, for the record.

Can't get catfished if I'm not chasing. Nice try, cunt. Go be miserable elsewhere, we're talking here.

yes, most interesting thread in a long time. And hasn’t degenerated into shitposting. Amazing feat. Thank you for that. We’re your biggest fans.

Thank you,
I really tried okay I'm not used to taking pictures of myself. Here's the best I got.
"Oh kiss me user"

I regret that now haha

Dead serious, please post more. You're like Rozelli but not a whore, and actually understand how chans work. I respect that more than I expected. What breed's the dog, curious?

Wow wtf are you doing with the eyes!
At least you got the lips part right. Part kissable.

nope. The eyes are perfect Tim & Eric style satire. Great job!

Just improve the angle, lighting and facial expression and you'll have a dozen orbiters in no time, including me. :)

She's a chihuahua something mix. Got her 4 years ago, good little dog lets me fling her around like a rag doll.
"Oh kiss me user I just had a cold shower!"

Well it seems she buggered off.
See you again in a few months I suppose.
And keep practicing those kissy faces for us!

You're adorable but the fact you said cold shower sends shivers down my back at just the thought.
Don't tempt me, woman. I might come back for more.

YES! THAT'S IT!

ability to write piss water articles

Bingo, what do I win?
Mesa gonna nap for a few hours. "Goodnight" I think..
:T I shall return

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For your pics so far, you win a Half-Boner.
You better, the Cummie prize is still waiting for its winner.

Certainly hope so. It's a refreshing change to have someone that creates discussion threads and actually discusses in them. Brings me back to when late night halfchan Holla Forums and /r9k/ were still decent. Only so much of this autistic spamming I can handle at one time ya know.

It's an attention whore boobanimal and youre only interested in what it has to say because it has shriveled organs resembling ovaries. If you want this kind of meaningless interaction it is and always has been available on tumblr in the form of Q&A blogs

If it's any consolation for your bitter approach to life, I'd feel equally as happy if it was a guy posting this thread. Holla Forums has always been a shithole but the only thing separating it and halfchan is the spam of porn plaguing the catalog. True discussion is extremely rare to find around here, and since every conversation to be had on this board turns into pedo spam, horsefuckers shitting it up, porn spam, or Holla Forums and Holla Forums raging at each other, having something marginally meaningful is a nice change. Too bad you don't see it the same way, your loss.

t. massive cuck

Not to be a jerk but where's the "discussion" at?
So far she's nice, pleasant, responsive and posted her face and dog.
But discussion, not so much, except for being vaguely edgy.

If besides kissy faces she also wrote about what turns her on and masturbates to in the same post, that would be a discussion that both mind and boner would enjoy.

No you wouldnt and it speaks volumes that you genuinely believe you would. Ive seen plenty of people start threads the way this girl did, they get three or four posts, max.

Link me to the last time anyone had an Holla Forums-timestamped paper and hosted a thread that wasn't obvious catfishing/LARPing or didn't devolve into autistic screeching. Even an archived one. I'll wait.

desperate cucks

kek

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You hurt my feelings by calling me a cuck. Are you afraid of her because she's competition for you? You can have my cummies too if you know how to ask and what pics to post. I'll accept you even if you're a faggot. If that's cuck for you I'm hurt.


What opinions? She's said nothing. Now you're forcing me to whiteknight for her, just fuck off and stop disrupting this thread. So a woman gets attention in return for kissy pics. What's wrong with that, you woman hater?

Appreciate you responding to the mongoltards shitting up the thread in my absence. Saves me the time and hassle.

great, another attention whore. fuck off cunt

At least she's not slut begging. I'll take this seemingly nice conversation attention whore over a bunch of anons fighting over an actually whore any day.

actual*

Oh, you mean Rozelli? Yeah I'm gonna pass on that one. I'd take this femanon over Rozelli any day.

Let's not throw poor Rozelli under the bus just yet. This new femanon so far shows up once a year.

Unlike Rozelli I actually contribute to society and have a license. I dont mind the broad, she should stop making such hideous faces in her images.

yes

My ballsack is itchy as well, user!

Not even a nut thing for me.
I haven't talked to anyone in months and that user looks awfully familiar.
Like she's a close relative of that grill I had a crush on.
What country is she from?
That's really bugging me.

Not all the faces she made were hideous. Some were orgasm inducing.
Speaking of which, I need you to do an O face for me. I need it for personal penile performance calibration, I won't get into the boring technical details just trust me.

Oh you came back, good. Rozelli does make hyper-autistic faces, that's why I can't stand her. I appreciate the jest of what she's doing but it's not quite my cup of tea.

Are you referring to me or rozelli?

If you are referring to me, I'm from the US of A

I don't like her because she's begging whore and she's lying.That woman is not a virgin in anyway. That gaping hole are you kidding me. KEK! Plus all the white knighting is annoying, but whatever, anons are having fun so I guess it is a good thing.

I suppose you're right. She doesn't do any significant harm.

Sure thing sweetheart.

I'm still gonna call her a prostitute though. Someone got to to it.

BULLY OF TRUTH!

I quite like you mr. 6a5065.

Classy. What'd you do today?

can you grab your dog's butt again for for me ^ ^

She camwhores herself for money, basically the same thing.

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Oh hey, I'm surprised you remember me. That gif is terrifying… anything for you creepy user.

Work! You? :)

show benis

Had classes but I slept through the last one when I went home between them. One of the many downsides of insomnia. Staying up again tonight?

Of course Mr 1d5d30.
So you are around my age I assume?
I'm not telling you my age just go by looks.

Presumably yes. Turning 26 soon. Kind of itches to hear myself say that but meh

Mm, a little close I suppose. You're a big boy. Last year of college?

Hopefully, if all goes according to plan. Never understood the whole "college experience" thing, it never applied nor appealed to me. I just want my degree at this point.

I also just realized I missed a perfect opportunity for a for you meme. Kill me.

I'm in the same boat, I hate school. I don't even have plans at this point. I'm not wasting money.

Why not get your Gen Ed's out of the way at a local community college in the meantime? If nothing else it'll give you a couple years to think about life plans.

I hate the interaction. That environment just makes me so nervous and irritated.

That's why I started taking more online classes, unfortunately some of mine have to be seated. I know what you mean though, I greatly prefer being alone than surrounded my people I don't care about.

What's your plan for the night?

Here bingobongo@Holla Forums.co
Message me if you want to play vidya or something.

Plan is to read, and attempt to sleep.

My pleasure,

Yeah I certainly should be trying that out.

Nice but can you do one with round lips and naughty intent in the eyes?

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hehe

You're too ugly to be a woman.

Rude and jelly.
But do show your face, just for comparison.

I know, but like Mr. 000000 says, do show yourself for comparison.


BAhHahahhahahaha. Those are great user.

What the fuck makes you niggers think that's a woman.
Even then his/her point still stands, all female neets on image boards are inherently ugly fat beta women who got molested by 12 and have a drug addiction, they are all ugly.

Why so negative? Why so hateful? Why so jelly?
I'm just here for the hardons. Speaking of which OP, are you going to deliver those round lips and kissy face?

Yeah sorry, was talking about you.
I'm not in the right timezone so sorry,
I won't be on here at the correct time ever.
You and the anons should find you a name, just to honor the tradition.

Bumping for eroticism.
Also OP I christen thee, Latrine.

Yeah I asked for one before but they said "you can't rush a nickname darling".

The ones who reply like these tend to have the best dogs. Can I see your dogs pretty please user?
I'll post a naughty face!

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''Tis truth I speak of.
You too Mr. c68b4a
Post your pets with time stamp. It'll be worth it.

You leave that poor innocent beast alone you sick androgynous freak.

Cant tell if its a fag or what. Why do you guys care about this facebook tranny

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jesus christ go be a fag somewhere else.

No thanks, can I see your pets?

No

Aw, how about your ass?

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that's a dude.
right?

You're very welcome. Hope you enjoy spending it alone.

is it cool if i cum to your pictures since i'm alone?

Of course, sweetheart.

This is what love looks like

Were you molested or raped as a child?

In a nutshell space cowboy.

Yes I was. Molested at 5.

Figures. Goodbye damaged goods.

See ya later tomcat.

♫♪♫♬ I'm taking bout the right state of ♪♬♫♫ the right state of ♫♪♪♬
The right state of your mind ♬♫♪♫♬

Why do you yet insist upon tormenting us with your horrid visage of ambiguous sex and breed? How are we supposed to fap to this? It is only decent that you apply yourself with thick coatings of makeup in order to grant us the benefit of suspending disbelief. Also, post those homely looking udders of yours.

Yes, makeup should fix my flaws.
I can't disagree with you on my appearance, I'm obviously not attractive. Its unfortunate that you are to unintelligent to decipher the difference in a female and a male.I will continue to torment those with weak minds.

p.s. post your cute boi nipples.

Sure thing, bby.

5/10 would molest

timestamp.
If thats you, jesus how much did you weigh?

better than 1/10.

I don't have pets, the dog died and I didn't want to replace a family member.
So you get nothing, might as well post a naughty face for free this once. Then at least you get the promise I'll orgasm thinking about you, if the face is sufficiently naughty. :)

Just call your pet hamster "Waifu", and move on?

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I posted a naughty enough YouTube link of me. You missed it Mr 0^6…
Once more that's all you get

Get out

Give it another couple hours and this thread will be dead. I'll disappear and reappear in a couple months.
I like boys! Let me see your nipples.

Where?
Nice boobs but otherwise weak stuff.
Sage for your lack of commitment to your orbiters tbh.

Thanks, they're the one thing people compliment. Mr. 0^6 see
Gimme a message sometime.

Let us see yours.

You disgust me… but in the nicest possible way

I hope you read your mails and I also hope bingobongo@Holla Forums.co doesn't redirect to the FBI.
Sage maintained for now.

Of course not the FBI.
My nickname as a child was bongo.
I might link you my steam from there.

She uploaded this video but then removed it again

Holy shit the slut wasn't a trap.
K tits or gtfo.

The classic story of each imageboard attention whore.
We aren't your daddy as long as you don't post your tits

FWIW I like her so far. Would whiteknight. Am already orbiting very hard.

Get get nothing, good day SIR!

Thanks Mr. 0^6
You gotta understand my modesty policy.

Was 407lbs, now 185.

Woooww user congrats.
The skin isn't that bad. How long did it take you to lose it all?

Post more videos, post more photos, so that we can collect, fap and reshare them when we miss you because you're not around.
Feed us. *puppy eyes*

pathetic you're worthy of never reproducing

wrong quote was for

White knights don't need to reproduce.
For us, pussy isn't meant to be fucked, it's meant to be defended.
And the pussy spawns us pure and virgin. It spawns us all, amen.

Glad I checked back into this thread, this is a gem.

Don't look!!!

It's a little late for that, already saw the lewds.
check steam

She kinda looks like Nicole in this picture.

I actually see it now…

I thought it was her at first. I was scrolling really fast.

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