Stephen 'Cuck' King's The Mist

I liked the idea, but everyone is so aggressively stupid and unlikable I can't watch the movie

This can't be real

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i wish i was lying user

Are we supposed to agree with him or is he being a faggot on purpose to piss off the audience?
LITERALLY CURRENT YEAR

This is a joke right?

no this is not a joke, only halfway through this 47 minute episode
i should mention the statements in quotes are actual dioluage not paraphrasing

I don't believe you.

Contender for most cucked tv series of the year.

gets caught in a cematary

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WHERE'S THE MONSTERS EGGMAN?

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Seriously is some of this shit up youtube? I cant believe this

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imdb.com/title/tt5639976/reviews?ref_=tt_urv

(((LOL)))

all right ill see if i can make a webm of this scene
give me a bit

Jesus christ

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Cool, I dont think I could bear watching even one episode.

webm?

Look upon my works ye mighty and despair

AHAHAHAHAHAHA, HOLY SHIT!

This is the sort of thing kids from the year 2055 are going to watch while they're high and laugh their asses off at.

We need to stream this fam

(((TV Producers))) make a series about a story by (((Stephen King))) which turns out pozzed as fuck.
Crazy, isn't it?

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Take it to WeebCrew, they'll unironically love it.

Actually it kind of seems like the kid is the butt of the joke.

Easily King's most terrifying monster yet

Goddamn, when people say that young boys are being force fed estrogen is just a conspiracy theory I can just show them this picture

after having read this and wanting to actually watch this show, I think you're a masochist user

I love them double standards, yo

Fagnasty here is probably fantasizing about getting sodomized by one of the football players

Someone post this on Holla Forums

Its almost like they want people to just rape women, because they'll say no regardless.

Watching garbage in a group is fun.

Fucking current year strikes again.

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For fucks sakes, the guy playing him is literally named Russell Posner

Totally posnered

Oh fug theres already 3 episodes out
ill write a synopsis soon

I FUCKING CALLED IT REEEE

You were 100% right user

You funny guy, Carlos. I'll deport you last.

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Holy shit that neck

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lmao
which fucking intern wrote this character

Copy that

I'm sure they'll laugh at it in between bouts of being spitroasted by their genderfluid communal caregivers. Consensually of course.

Even his face looks like they're drawn in tumblr comics. Uncanny valley shit.

It was meant to be a meme! Not a how-to manual!

Is that suppose to be a tourniquet or did not Malcolm Jamal Warner just stab a wrench in to his wound?

Dude… I've seen some pretty shit TV in my time, but this… this is bad.

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I don't have friends.

Who said anything about friends, just tie some faggots up and watch horrible shit with them. Its fun, trust me

Fuck that garbage is going to be in my brain for a week

I can already imagine the headlines…

end episode 2
it seems making a synopsis for episode 3 wont lead to much of anything, they stopped whatever they were doing in the first episode and have now gone full The Walking Dead
ill watch episode 3 but its a pretty tiresome series

So The Mist ripping off The Fog now.

The same guy who wrote about a 12y old pre-teen gangbang in the sewers

**''You have to put your thing in me
Mike comes to her, then Richie, and the act is repeated. Now she feels some pleasure, dim heat in her childish unmatured sex, and she closes her eyes as Stan comes to her and she thinks of the birds.''**

are there at least some cool monsters?

come on, you have to try hard to fuck up such a simple concept. This could be a great TV show

so far theres just been man eating roaches
nothing really cool though

well, I can understand building it up a bit, but the mist gives you a great excuse for cheap CGI, after all it's all silhouetted in the movie, should be easy to pull off for a show budget

Why does nobody ever call him out on this?

Eh I've read worse and it makes sense in context.

S-shut up dude that prepubescent gangbang and creampie bonanza was in good taste

STEPHEN KANGZ DOES IT AGAIN

Did said faggot also suddenly get a katana and fedora? Stephen cuck should at least get the basics right

Checking these triple dubs. Stephen King can redeem Mist with a live-actor gangbang scene with someone at least 10 years or younger.

how ironic

they will not rest until they have remade and poozed everything

That's the idea.

But is there any panty in this?

based as fuck

yeah, going to jail will really redeem him

It's true. Think of movie that has come out recently which wasn't a remake/re-imagining/sequel/prequel

So why did they kill themselves after seeing the first thing that didn't try to eat their faces off?

Because King is a hack.

They didn't kill themselves in the original story, only in the movie.

Wait, are you talking about Stranger Things?

Stranger things was actually good.

lol no

IS HE LITERALLY /OURGUY/??