Empowered Storytime

I'm sure plenty of people on Holla Forums have read it since I see it mentioned now and again, but I haven't actually seen it storytimed. So here we go!

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Good stuff, OP.

Imagine the anal hurt it would have been today if they published a story about the heroine being about to be sexually enslaved only to be saved by her literally fat ass?

Warren did go back and re-do some art that suggested that Ocelotina had digitally raped Empowered.
Lol, Adam Warren has always walked that uneasy line of actually being quite conversant in the language of feminist political psychobabble, yet still chooses to produce work that borders on soft-core porn.
He's like the classic schizophrenic dichotomy in comics books of feminist writer/sexist artist, but embodied in one man.

Thanks for doing this OP, there was a storytime on 4chan that I was following but I got too far behind and threads got deleted before I could read everything. I hope you can keep this going as I'm eager to get back into this.

I feel pity for this particular brand of artist, like this guy and the Sinfest guy. They want to draw cute girls, they want to draw sexy stuff but they feel they must flagellate themselves for their sin against feminism later

Holy shit

I almost feel sorry for her.

Its because they really want to be part of the "right crowd" or generally seen as "good people", or at very least don't want to get harassed by the Tumblr brigade, so they buckle down to the pressure.

This was awesome.
Shame about the artist.

Eventually either they go completely broke-brained, or realise that the pressure from the tumblr brigade literally never lets up and they don't actually spend money.

Not a fan of the puffy lips myself, but the rest is very nice.


The way the robot talks really seals this one.

That's a shame, really enjoyed Empowered along with that Snotgirl comic that was posted a few weeks back, but it's painful to see an artist alter their work or that they have crappy opinions. Is it that hard for artists to grow a backbone, turn off the user and block out the shit from tumblr, and be numb towards the crowd that don't even support their work?

These things are mutually exclusive.

I realized I'm missing a few pages here.


That was also me! Glad you enjoyed.

Anyway, to the rest of you, I should say that with the download I have of the whole series, there's a little volume called 'Empowered Unchained' released April 1st 2015. So he clearly has enough balls to keep doing this shit today– but only for one April Fool's volume.

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This starts to feel slightly edgy, but I think the humor from the rest of the comic evens it out to not make it feel too cringe-worthy.

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Fuck a sexy 2D alien princessu, but in exchange end up with an STD that turns you into a pile of mush. Would you, Holla Forums?

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YOU LOOKED!

Lol, it's like the cape version of Grover in The Monster At The End Of This Book.

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And that's Volume 1!

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I wouldnt mind turning into a mecha, but I guess using a damn condom or not fucking whores should be a rule to follow in 2D

Who the fuck is Frank Cho?

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You still there?

I feel your pain.

I sure hope he posts more. This has been a refreshing read, despite what the title had lead me to believe.

Its just a nice storytime

Yep, still here. Sorry, just trying to play it slow so people can keep up and so it stays up longer rather than posting everything all at once. Should have found a better chapter to end on, that one kind of ends abruptly.

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These pages are censored. You'll notice it by how awkward the girl's hand placement is– she was originally drawn as having been fingering Emp. I looked around for a little bit looking for the uncensored versions but came up empty-handed. So just know that it was censored because 'muh rape is bad.'

Ah, shit came up. I'll dump the rest of the volume in a bit. This is the end of this chapter.

Sister Spooky's jealousy of Empowered must be fun to right about.

Im retarded, but I think he got it wrong, or maybe im reading it wrong?

It's a joke, user.
Schrodinger's cat is that if you put a cat in a box with poison, it is both dead and alive and neither dead or alive at the same time.
The general joke they're making here is that she lives in a state of both sexy and not sexy.

I know its a joke, but the whole thing of being two things at the same time is because you cant see the cat

Lol, you're welcome.

Poor bastard just wasn't equipped to deal with the hambeasts going REEEE on him.

I guess not everyone has the balls of a Frank Cho or a Jim Steranko.

Wasn't there one where she tells her captor he has a tumor in his brain; and agrees to remain his hostage as he goes to the hospital, so he won't lose his job?

Those lips are disgusting.

Im not too sure, its been a while since I read Empowered.


Or you can see the cat.


Hey Truthseeker

Sorry I didn't come back last night. Here I am.


Thanks, user. It's stupid to change it, though. Though I'm sure these people only latched on because her name is 'Empowered' and they were expecting something else. He did a really half-assed job editing since her arm looks awkward, and later on she mentions that she broke one of the 'unwritten rules,' which doesn't make sense with the censored version.


Yep. That's in this volume.

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The librarian thing reminded me. In Volume 3 she wears it again and is literally raped by some kidn of ghost or something while wearing it. Surprised he didn't edit that. Just proves he doesn't really give a shit.

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Here's what user was referencing.

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The whole thing is that you put a cat inside a box with a gas bomb, you dont know when its going to kill the cat. The cat is alive before putting it inside the box, the cat is alive and dead at the same time while inside the box, and when you open the box you will know if its alive or dead.
So I guess he was talking about her state of mind, something you cant see/oberse, her state of mind goes from hotness to nonhotness at random, so she is hot and not hot at the same time.
Or something like that.

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Violator of worlds is a pretty cool guy.

That's it for volume 2!

Thank you. When are you up to post volume 3?

I figure I'll post half of it tonight, half of it when I wake up tomorrow. I want it to move relatively slow so it doesn't hit the bump limit too fast.

I was wondering why the suit didnt talk at first, now I know why

Aww, the planet rapist really cares about her.

Damn feels

That's the second time some asshole thought I was this Truthseeker fag.

He must have fucked off before I arrived, which was right before Powergirl Autist fucked the board.

Well, good. There isn't room for two sperglords on this board. YOU HEAR THAT, TUMBLR FILE NAME FAGGOT?

The only good sperglord is a dead sperglord

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Better os worse than SFP?

Hello 'I didn't read the storytime I just assumed this was feminist filth based on title alone' user

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I was gonna stop the dump there for the time being but then I realized the one right after that chapter (this one) is the one where Emp is at least heavily implied to get raped at the end. The one I mentioned before. So I'll dump this chapter too.

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I guess you COULD argue she got back home and it's Thugboy that's fucking her, but… Yeah, seems to more imply that she never got freed and she got raped by whatever ghost thing they were trying to get.
Anyway, getting fucked by a ghost is totally my kink

Demonwolf literally says that it's Thugboy fucking her in the last panel, though. Plus, Emp can hear him because she's in the next room.

Shit, you're right. In my defense I can't understand what Demonwolf is saying half the fucking time, and Emp gets meta enough times I just thought of it as her mentioning all his narration. Because I mean. He did randomly narrate this whole chapter even know he wouldn't know about it.

He does get pretty hard to understand at times, so that's understandable. I assume Emp told him what happened when she got home from being ghost bullied, and then he told the suit, cause I guess the suit wants to know what Emp gets up to when she's not being worn.

Really user?

M8 he had that whole conversation with Thugboy where he basically demands that Thugboy tells him about his sex life and shit. I don't think he knows everything.

Eh could be better

Hmm, I don't know, why don't you TRY READING THE FUCKING THING WHEN IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF YOUR DUMB FACE?

I think Caged Demonwolf is pretty much the voice of the author.

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Frog faces aren't hot

Lol, in his commentaries on his site, Adam Warren really, really regrets not noticing how the first two panels in that last page join up.

Hey Truthseeker

You know, some of us are just geniunely old enough to have picked up "lol" when it was a popular neologism, and FUCK YOU I'M NOT TRUTHSEEKER YOIU STUPID CUNT

You're not fooling anyone.

I always preferred the first version of these pages.

Got some spooky flashbacks vibes when I remembered that mango with those wierd monster that captured animals and used their gasses to power themselves

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So did it just end with that librarian rapeghost story, or is OP just taking a break?

But I need more!