How to get girlfriend in 5 minutes?

Jack King
Jack King

How to get girlfriend in 5 minutes? I don't have one.
I need a girlfriend? How can I find one?
I am male.
How to get woman as a friend? I am 18 yrs old don't have any friends
I am stalking woman on FB. I don't have any friends.
I love to stalk every woman from 18-26 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secertly
It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents because if they find out they won't be happy :)
I stalked woman on FB from 18-26 age in my another account and threatened them for not adding me has a friend.

I need gf especially from 18 age and wanna touch young woman in public also sleep with them.
I wanna f*** young woman with their consent anyway

How to get a gf on internet? I am single 18 years old don't have any friends.

I am sexually frustrated and need gf from 18 also I wanna sleep with her. I wanna touch woman.

I hate marriage and it is b* to me.

I hate arrange marriage. I hate all marriage.

I wanna to sleep with woman and I prefer to have more woman friend mostly from that shares same age I have. 
I am not against to have male friend but I prefer woman friend that shares same age I have. You fool.
I like hot sexy good woman.

I kiss my smartphone screen when I see beautiful woman sexy pics especially when I see pictures of beautiful woman in FB.

Most Indian Gym don't allow opposite sex interaction.

Most Indian don't allow to rent their room if the roommate is unmarried opposite sex. Only some Indian do rent their room with unmarried opposite sex which is rear.

I want to stalk woman in real life? How to do that without getting caught.
How to masturbate beautiful woman on public without getting caught?
How to have premarital sex? I wanna lose my virginity.
You have a gf for males or bf for females? Both of you should beat each other.

Fat woman are so ugly even beautiful fat woman are ugly too.

You should beat yourself.

I do masturbate in 3 times a day.

How to get a gf.

Do you f*** yourself everyday?

Also,
I don't like prostitute.
I am not against prostitute but won't sleep with prostitute.
I don't f*** prostitute.
I AM NOT PAJEET.
I HAVE TOILET IN MY HOUSE.
I DON'T SHIT IN STREET.
I DO BATH DAILY.
I LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
I AM SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AND I NEED A GF THAT SHARES SAME AGE AS ME SO I WANNA F*** HER WITH HER CONSENT.
I am not in college still in home schooling Grade/Class 12.
Homeschool exam in India thug to pass.

Brandon Bailey
Brandon Bailey

stop answering this pajeet, he could only sank yu with a shitty hand

Benjamin Morales
Benjamin Morales

why is this stupid pasta reposted all the time?

Sebastian Taylor
Sebastian Taylor

Just bee yourself.

Justin Wilson
Justin Wilson

based

Cameron Bennett
Cameron Bennett

I need gf and fucking gf from age 18.
Fuck you

Tyler Stewart
Tyler Stewart

I'm a girl actually, but I wouldn't be the gf of someone I don't know anything about

Eli James
Eli James

Thise lips… designed by god… for one purpose alone…

Benjamin Martin
Benjamin Martin

You are not a woman and pretending to be female. Fuck you

Joshua Gutierrez
Joshua Gutierrez

if you reject female companionship and insult me, it's not surprising you're a loser loner

Owen Flores
Owen Flores

You are not a woman and just male.
You posted a fake pics of you also in Holla Forums nobody post real pics of them. Fuck you

Thomas Davis
Thomas Davis

I could be your GF (m) if you post nudes

Luke Davis
Luke Davis

Please to be askings for bobs and vagene photosgraphs.

Chase Harris
Chase Harris

I AM a girl, and if you want a girl like me to be interested in you, you'd better start saying interesting things about yourself
you won't interest girls otherwise

John Robinson
John Robinson

Dear I am that I am,
posts bob and vagenes.
I judge thank you

Jack Carter
Jack Carter

bob and vagenes

nope, bye.

see ? this is how a real girl responds to guys who don't speak about themselves on the internet like they should

Isaiah Kelly
Isaiah Kelly

Fake female and no i am not gonna post it.
All fake Female. I like taller woman and from age 18.

Carter Kelly
Carter Kelly

I'm sorry, but those leggings look like shit. Skirt or dress are the only proper attire. It was bad enough when we allowed them to wear pants, this legging fad is atrocious.

Noah Martin
Noah Martin

With a van you can get one in less than 1 minute.