Putting aside the inevitable cancer that they're gonna shovel into this garbage, Zorro in the future is basically Batman. The character is intrinsically tied to the 19th century/very early 20th century era. Put him in the future and you lose half the character's appeal.
What the fuck? This is fucking awful. What shared universe are they fucking going for.
The worst thing about that film is that he doesn't wear mustache. I get that he's supposed to be the second one but still.
And yeah I enjoyed it too.
Luis Howard
Oh that's why.
Brayden Cruz
Why are you lying to me tbh
Ryder Ross
Apparently it's set in a post-apocalyptic future with a "new western frontier".
I don't know about you, but that sounds fucking awful on almost every level imaginable.
TBH, I always found the mustache a bit goofy (plus I always wondered how it doesn't make him easily identifiable), but that's probably because my introduction to Zorro was the first Banderas film.
Brayden Ross
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Isaiah Robinson
That's from way back. The project has apparently been greenlit last year and is going ahead.
Liam Wilson
FUCK
That so fucking retarded. He just looks like Nightwing.
Jordan Bennett
Nigger, do you even know Zorro?
Hunter Jackson
I liked the Antonio Banderas one.
Luke Lee
Why didn't they do a period Zorro?
Wyatt Cook
The Anfonio Banderas one was basically Whites Are Evil: The Movie Muh Poor Mexiniggers Chronicles
Lincoln Jackson
Holla Forums, GTFO.
This is a thread for a good movie, no need to shit it up with your brand of cancer.
David Jackson
But this whole website is Holla Forums.
Jace Diaz
Mexicans were the bad guys you nigger. There was literally one evil white, and a white hero (Banderas is Spanish and his character is Spanish-American, not an Aztec)
He is the elite of a little village, owning a big farm and has several aids, with one of them being his partner in crime who knows his secret identity. Also he has a secret cave where he hides horse and costumes and such.
Carter Collins
Does nuZorro have a katana? One of the cooler parts about him was the fencing.
Owen Torres
Can't wait for him to kill gringo "not-Trump".
David Ortiz
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Josiah Diaz
Not everyone who hates spics is Holla Forums
Jose Hughes
Oh god…
Austin Myers
oh my
Carson Young
I always hoped for a crossover between Zorro and the Musketeers. And I remember a cheap gender-swapped Zorro series. And to the guys complaining about the Batman reference: It was a Zorro movie the Waynes got out of before they entered Crime Alley. Whether you like it or not: Batman as a character has one of his many roots in the Zorro mythos.
Jose Thomas
I think that kind of happened in the 90's TV series?
Lincoln Robinson
Will we get El Zorro vs. El Chapo?
Juan Scott
Northern natives had a rudimentary but strong kick-based doctrine, why bring savate or some other jew shit into a dusty mex town?