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This actually came to me at first as a joke, but the more I thought about it and other "villains" in movies I knew I had to say something about it. No this isn't a slide thread, but just a little food for thought.

The empire was the good side in Star Wars. I know this doesn't sound political at all but just wait and let me explain. Star Wars was on the of the highest grossing franchise in all of film histroy, but like anything else in (((Kikewood))), it has it's subliminal messaging and we've been conditioned by the kikes to hate order. To put simply, the "empire" in Star Wars are actually the good guys, and the whole franchise was kike bullshit.

I know the newest movie is pretty much jewed to the max, but it was always kike propaganda. Exhibit A: the deleted scenes. The deleted scenes were removed because they made it too obvious, Just look at this first scene. The scene shows two unpatriotic degenerates trash talking the empire, talking about nationalization as if it's a bad thing (when it's really the only way to keep kikes at bay, and mention how drafts are so bad (because fuck dying for your country, right?). But the scene goes deeper, the whole scene alludes to Luke and his family being the equivalent of space Israelis, referencing how they could easily take out entire hordes of sandpeople trying to take their land but the uncle easily repels them back. So with the film's start it was already going to establish two basic enemies, "the sand people" (savages that do very little to them), and the "empire" (the big bad evil white colonial empire) while Luke, his family and his friends are all just simple moral people fighting to end the evil power structure (subtle reference to jews subverting cultural institutions of importance as if it's a good thing). This isn't even shitposting. I have the deleted scene here, just go ahead and check it out.

The other big indicator comes from the main enemy of the movie itself, the "empire". The empire faces a massive rebellion from the planet of Alderaan and as such fires back toward it ending it's cancer, which is ultimately an allusion to the (((holohoax))). What's ironic is that the audience is supposed to feel sympathy for the destruction of Alderaan, and yet we're supposed to feel relieved that the death star (which is filled with millions) is desroyed, perfectly similar to Dresden. the Stormtroopers themselves are literally called "Stormtroopers", a reference to the actual storm troopers of Adolf Hitler and the commanders of the stormtroopers wear uniforms inspired by the fascist outfits of National socialist Germany. so it's okay to kill the people attempting to enforce order but god forbid we get rid of people who try to destroy order. Another not so subtle hint about the empire is that the vast majority of Stormtroopers are wearing clad white armor. Perhaps the biggest strike to the heart of the matter is referenced with Tattoine. As mentioned earlier the Empire was attempting to nationalize and civilize this foreign planet filled with foreign aliens, a reference to white colonialism. Even if you disagree with colonialism for whatever reason, I don't think that it can be denied at this point that the whole idea is a jab at the European attempt to bring civilization the third world. The empire is obviously an antagonization of the massive level of achievement completed by the European people and government.

The empire was the good side of Star Wars, literally the only institution enforcing order over the galaxy but of course they're evil. This isn't even the only instance of a faction in a movie being bad when they're objectively good, but it's the most insane one.

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you just now realized that?

the good guys were a bunch of desert cultists who liked bombing shit

You're only, what, 30 ish years late to this one?

you're a bit behind us there friendo

(decent thread tho)

Yeah, it's a pretty good thread honestly. Sorry if I came off as a massive asshole, OP, I'm only a huge asshole.

You know, I've been thinking something along the same lines for a while. It's encouraging to see someone think something similar. I think this goes deeper than people like and
realize. I mean take the force for instance. It's supposed to be some sort of "life energy" that surrounds us and binds us, and can be utilized by the "good guys" to help destroy order. Really what it is is a reference to the idea of the inevitability of Marxism. It's the idea of the "tide of history" being utilized. The Jedi are on the "right side of history" and so use the light side of the force. The sith use the "dark side" of the force to try and turn back time, but since they're fighting against the tide of history, they inevitably fail. The Star Wars rabbit hole goes deeper than we expected. It's all commie propaganda to its core.

i don't think i've ever watched starwars

Also think of the cost to the empire and the economics of building two death stars, blowing them up would have probably caused a massive recession or even a depression within the galaxy, thus from the viewpoint of an average citizen, the rebels are massive assholes

Welcome to 40 years ago faggot.

So a tiny minority claiming they're working for the little guy and the marginalized while fucking everyone over? Where have I heard (((that))) before? Jesus, rebels really are just kikes.

The rebels were monarchists looking to overthrow a technocracy that served the galaxy very well in favor of hereditary privilege. Michael Aquino wrote a really cringeworthy fanfic back in the late 70s about how the Empire were the good guys. It's worth a read, if only to dissuade yourself from any ideas that Aquino is some kind of supergenius CIA mind controller as conspiracists would have you believe.

Thanks, I actually appreciate that.


That as well, why the fuck is blowing up something that cost trillions of dollars a good thing?

This is the cuckchan exodus.

Exactly, so I was thinking that the entirety of Star Wars is really just propaganda made sometime after the events shown in the movie by a bunch of Rebel Sympathizers

Today I learned that George Lucas is not a Jew.

That would explain why all the Imperial officers are British. The Israeli terrorists fought off the British. The Death Star = the king david hotel

naw, they are kikes and hippies all rolled up into one

This is beyond slow; you are a solid 30+ years behind. Even a new cuckchan exodus can't explain this, where the fuck have you been?

Thank you for correcting the galactic record

Well, I mean I have a feeling there's a lot of overlap there.

According to the White House the cost of building a Death Star would have been in the HUNDREDS of QUINTILLIONS

I always thought they were kind of like the commies, but I'm not sure if there's that much of a similarity

Just thought of obi wan

he said striking him down will only make him stronger

that is a reference to how persecuting jews only makes them stronger

Yeah right!

I mean that goes with the whole "force being the tide of history" thing, though. I mean commies are kikes. Just look at (((Marx))), (((Lenin))), (((Trotsky))), etc.

More how they use their persecution (when not being totally wiped out) for their own gain. Pretty crafty.

Make Doctor Who great again.

Something's fishy about this scene. The audio quality is absurdly good for a deleted scene of a 39 year old film.

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Didn't you know that ANH was literally World War II in space?

So basically it costs as much as the F-35.

The movie never explicitly states that the Empire are 100% evil etc etc.
A film about a huge empire battling some tiny rebellion wouldn't be very exciting, would it?
And even if you do view it through an absolutist perspective for whatever reason, its a fucking fantasy movie, what do you expect?

I thought Star Wars was a ripoff of the Japanese film "The Hidden Fortress"

They basically do though. I mean they genocide an entire planet (oy vey) and their leader is literally a creepy old dude in a black robe that shoots lightning out of his fingers. And I think a fantasy movie can certainly do better, I mean look at something like the sixth Star Trek movie, Undiscovered Country. That went a lot deeper into the political landscape and taking a nuanced look at things, even if it was basically just to humanize commies.

They literally call them "the evil empire" in the first movie, in that prologue with the moving text.

Just wait until he see the letters on Darth Vader's suit are in Hebrew.


Hella

Star Wars is more like a moral fable, of course its simplistic.

I meant to imply that the empire is only explicitly evil insofar as the movie takes place from the perspective of the rebels. They don't do that much to make them look that awful, especially in comparison to other movies with similar themes.

The Emperor tried unite the Galaxy to fight the Vongs but the rebels fucked everything up and trillions died

Its well know the "Empire" was drafted after Nazi Germany, complete with the same helmet shape.

However, it depends on how you look at the whole thing. Its all inverted, "The dark Side" is not the good side, however that does not make the Empire bad, just those who run it.

Basically if you would have made luke the Hitler figure who rises to the occasion and creates the empire, to fight an even bigger and larger enemy would have been the "correct" movie, leaving all the spiritual things in tact.

I'm still not sold on Hitler as "evil" however its clear he let his ego and desire for revenge over Versailles a united Germany get the best of him, which ultimately lead to his downfall.

Also, its pretty universal that whoever shoots first loses.

What do they say?

Pick one.

George Lucas confirmed all that just before the Yuuzhan Vong arc in the EU, actually.
Which makes those normies meming "#AltRightStarWars" hilariously out of the loop.
(((Iger Disney))) of course went back to the 'obvious theme' of the original.
Basically the sith, having no and not respecting rules and boundaries are able to do more incredible things with the force like see the fucking future and so Palpatine wanted to forge a unified coalition under the Empire to meet the threat head-on. Instead, with the empire beaten, it turned into a tradehshunahl sci-fi "(actual) aliens invade all the humanoids lose badly and fight back from brink of destruction" cliché. And it's all for naught as the New Republic does such a shite job of running things it reforms again anyway.


dis. Read the novelisations/Zahn books and Bakura and other political-y ones. Rebel founder Mon Mothma was basically (((Jill Stein))) In Space.


Did they run over a fucking monkey?

Also note that Lucas complained constantly about interference from (((Fox))) and basically only wrote like half of the movie in the end, with a majority of the story scene changes belonging to… ((()))

So I imagine his original vision was more "Ender's game" than "LOTR in space" but without handing over control the movie wouldn't be made.

You can see in the EU he's an incredibly awkward proto-weeb and all his favourite works he brings up in interviews are the ones every rational person hates the most like the "Young Jedi" series. It was, on some levels, a self-insert Makino fic, but iiiiiin spaaaaaace

(Checkin dem glorious white dubs)
I don't know, but that damn Monkey's face gets me every time.

After witnessing the shithole that is Tatooine, that to me is one of the biggest incentives to give order to the Galaxy.
Jabba's palace looked like somewhere in Detroit.

Damn his nostrils have mudflaps to scoop up some more of that extra free air.

The real Star Wars redpill comes in the holiday special.

So how does this classify the Jedi that got order 66'ed? I see them ass the good guys that were wiped out.

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Hitler persecuting the jews after they tried to overthrow the republic and install communism

The Republic was entirely corrupt and inefficient. Basically the Weimar Republic. They're pictured as being the "good guys" because of the same bias and propaganda that follows the entire work.

aside from blowing up a planet, the empire didn't do anything evil

what is the motive for fighting against them, except for pure juvenile "rebelling against the system"?

Alderaan was a giant meth lab.

Rebels don't want law and order on their planets. They prefer living in a world where it's perfectly fine to see people getting shot or stabbed every time you go get a few drinks at a bar.

Probably something alone the lines of: "A government ruling through fear and terror has no legitimacy".

This.

Alderaan was pretty much the home of the Rebellion, very few people there had an ounce of respect for the empire's rule.

the jedi's were the jews at their height of power, who were destroyed because of their own hubris

So pretty much, the jedi were jews that got eradicated from the ruling class.

So for those you including OP who never read the Expanded Universe book for Star Wars it goes even deeper then what you see in the films. Which is why I hate the movies because it makes the books non-canon and Kikewoods plot is utter shit.

Emperor Palpatine greatest ability was peering into the future to see what would happen. He saw beyond the Jedi and Sith fighting over the Republic and what he saw horrified him. Tell me do you think that the Death Star is really financially practical to rule over an Empire? Palpatine had already won so why build it? Why keep a standing Army that big? It's very expensive and not practical if you're not conquering other Empires. The Empire barely needed any troops to keep the Rebels in check so why? Also why the hell would you wanna blow up a planet that you can harvest and use for your Empire.

The Yuuzhan Vong that's why. This is group of alien refugees fleeing from their own galaxy that they had torn apart due fighting a constant religious (they all believe same thing just worship war and pain) war within their own species after conquering their galaxy. They also use entire planets as their spaceships. Hence the need for the Death Star. Emperor Palpatine basically was defending the entire galaxy from these blood thirsty invades. Sound familiar? Oh ya Luke and his fellow SJW beat Palpatines clones (they had to kill him like 7 times), and the Empire. Basically fucking over half of the galaxy literally. They killed 365 Trillion sentient beings and the Rebels had to give half of the galaxy to them to end the war.

So fuck those self righteous Jedi faggots.

Carrie Fisher was hot Ill say that

That's my main problem with the movies: It's never made very clear why there is a rebellion in the first place and the Empire doesn't really come off as very evil, just mildly authoritarian.
The Empire is more Mussolini's Italy rather than Hitler's Germany, although I guess if I grew up a spoiled California kid who raced expensive cars as a hobby then I'd think any slightly serious external authority is Literally Hitler.

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Someone has to of made a porkins flying into the WTC gif already.

wow never saw that pic before

AKA George Lucas, Sr.

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wtf how have I never seen these before. She really was pretty hot. Shame she aged badly but I think she did a lot of coke.

Kike broads usually have that happen to them

They're swords made of light, DAD

good goys*
fix't that for you
Remember the chief complaint of Qui-gon and later Anakin. The Jedi Council was meant to be above politics but got mired in it with the separatist war.

Order66 confirmed?

also hot damn my first hitlerdubs in 4 months!


dis


pretty much an empire with a giant killsat blowing up only a glorified space bus wouldn't be taken seriously. I'd put that down with a "Hiroshima Example, expanded for galactic scale"
tl;dr it'd have to inevitably be used at least once.

new headcanon get
"Let's give them a warning shot at only 15% power to show them we mean business, take out that small Ausfag-shaped continent there, I bet it's full of shitposters!"
"Roger that, you may fire when ready"
*entire planet explodes*
"Tell them all we meant to do that."

true

OP may be a faggot, but you are cancer.

Reported.

Which was? I haven't seen the films in years.

Oh you'll see.

They will all see. Me and a few anons (4 so far) will have a free Star Wars game ready to give out a few years from now, we sort of started it once it was certain the EU was dead and this game's lore does not include anything from Disney™. It won't have the best graphics, reuses a lot of older game's assets but it already has space to ground travel, along with some neat physics simulations as thats what it sort of started off as. Star Wars Droidworks is an amazing game btw

I'm building the Eriadu System this week between classes, I'd like more anons to help but we all keep anonymity as our primary guiding principle so such things are difficult. We all know what Disney™ would do to us if they knew who we were.

You see this game isn't just a "Star Wars Open Galaxy" game. It's also a build your own story simulator, so any user could add a new quest line easily. With the few minigames it has now its also a build your own board game, I put Pazaak into it about a year ago, still working on the best API for the create your own part board game part. We've got our gamemode editor being set up, a friend of mine is adding such gamemodes that you could have an "event" within the massively multiplayer world which would act like battlefront but still there could be outside influence.

My dream is to have multiplayer podracing and I'm getting there. I was figuring out the map format for Episode 1 Racer over the summer, havn't gotten to the point I can render with it but working out the theory for the dynamics, especially since I want large tracks and fast moving objects, normal float operations won't suffice.

I know this thread will e1000 very soon but know that there are fans making their own things and you should too.

Can you name the games where I got these assets from? The map format took a really long time to figure out how to load but the weapon format is just in plain ASCII even with comments per each file stating what each part does.

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She was really pretty

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Okay now she's just race-mixing

Is it just me or does her tits seem bigger?

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This

I never even thought to look into that. That's actually really interesting.


holy shit. That's one hell of a redpill

Don't be fooled it's a jewish mind trick

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Solid bra so it sits on the highest part of the breast when she stretches like that

Oh you mean the council got "mired" in it. More like they helped influence and control it. Just like the kikes today. It really is true.

Yeah he really was. Palpatine did nothing wrong.

She had a decent ass too

true

Someone needs to make a zip of all her good pics

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This is great and all, but I feel like it's derailing the thread.

I'd fuck this jew

No thanks.

what lucky bastard got to cum inside this jew's cunt?

thread theme

Derailing a slide thread? lol

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I need some orc rape porn of leia now

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Startpage is your friend.

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Holy crap that looks cool dude keep up the work!
Sage for off topic

hilter dubs confirm, they fucked

What books would anons recommend for the real story? A list would be nice. Always heard good things from friends that read sit a decade ago, but I was a casual pleb.

I didn't mean it as a slide thread as much as it was a thread to point out something interesting about the media and the messages found in movies, especially one of the largest films in Cinema.

But whatever, at least there were some good posts in the thread while the topic was still relevant.

Harry Potter is way worse

Cocaine!

Jesus I don't even want to think about that.


I think It really just really adds to the idea that the rebels are really just anarchists and commies.

ISHYGDDT

The entire Star Wars franchise is shit. On IMDb the highest I've rated any Star Wars movie was a 3/10, and most of them are 1/10.

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oh. Basically the council was meant to be like "enlightened samurai superstate what never takes sides in petty conflict" yet the leadership pushed everyone into backing the old republic 100% OR U BE A CIS-HET OPPRESSIVE SIIIIIIITHLORD
It's even more obvious in all the expanded stuff like the PS1 games, there's a feeling of "I hate the council's decisions but I want to protect my clone compadres so I will still go"
I think Lucas was pulling a lot of that shit from Iraq at the time for the prequels. At any rate, the prequels actually justify the Empire's rise as much as the Vong. Even moreso the animated series due to roving pirate bands being able to stand up directly to rebel fleets. Which turns out to be "You have the right technology but the thinking and the usage is all wrong"


Yeh. I'd say more UN than Israel though. There doesn't seem to be an Israel since there's only like 2 Yodas ever, and neither of them bred.
Basically the series feels all weird and kiddish because it's attempting to satisfy all viewers at the same time rather than being 100% "hard" (and therefore harsh). But knowing it's got two main writers, not just one, you can pick out where the movies stand. (And then the EU itself is the result of Lucas and two 'tokens' who were obviously there by the publisher, an SF azn with a lowrider and a pajeet, so cringe with no pill= something he wasn't actually okay on. Later on a womyn joined and that's when things really went to hell though, like the infamous pacifist mandalorians and dozens of "stronger than the lead male" womyn sidekicks.)

myeh, it's all cholesterol down there! Matzoh n shyt. I'm more of a traditionalist. Plus it's been like 15 years and she hasn't fucking changed!
fukken mobile sites, you fucking lie, I always fall for that


Did you see they're bringing back Thrawn?
For the kiddie series?
This is going to work out so well.

film > digital

This will never not bother me

But user don't you like the series "big nigger dick fucks my waifu" or maybe all the nigger artists posting white loli nigger snuff?

Mess with a man's waifu and risk your laifu

It's even more obvious in all the expanded stuff like the PS1 games, there's a feeling of "I hate the council's decisions but I want to protect my clone compadres so I will still go"
I think Lucas was pulling a lot of that shit from Iraq at the time for the prequels. At any rate, the prequels actually justify the Empire's rise as much as the Vong. Even moreso the animated series due to roving pirate bands being able to stand up directly to rebel fleets. Which turns out to be "You have the right technology but the thinking and the usage is all wrong"
Cheers! Yeah I just read the plots of all 3 prequels again…that makes a lot of sense. I do like how the games carry on the story. The only one I've played was the "Force Unleashed" and it was fantastic.

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I think Lucas was pulling a lot of that shit from Iraq at the time for the prequels.


Cheers! Yeah I just read the plots of all 3 prequels again…that makes a lot of sense. I do like how the games carry on the story. The only one I've played was the "Force Unleashed" and it was fantastic.

OP might be a complete newfag but I like his thread.

Not a Star Trek fan by any stretch but it's in the spirit of olde chanculture with board-thematic discussion regarding geekish stuff.

Why the mods are all bronys?

The death star was a hoax, it's not even real.

What do they say?

the jews did Alderaan

you don't gotta convince us, we came to this conclusion a long time ago.

the original story was grey, lucas made it black and white for the kids

I'm not sure about that, the concept art regarding stormtroopers says otherwise.

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brb I need to find the CD, you ever read the actual original "Episode 1" by George Lucas?

I have,
THE STARKILLER (episode one) “The Star Wars”, SECOND DRAFT written in and around the 1970s I can send it to you.

I got from an user on massassi.net about a decade ago.

He's trying to do his own version of Tom Baker's Doctor, but you know it's only a matter of time until he leaves and a blacked Doctor shows up. Or a woman. Or both. They've set it up multiple times through other recent regenerating characters that black and female is something they all go through at some fucking point. Which makes zero sense. If they'd done it around Doctor 5 or so, the case could have been made, but it's been 13 white males so far and fucking with it now only makes it more blatant.

That's actually interesting, no I'd never seen the original "episode 1", maybe you know more than I do on the topic, I'm still interested in seeing what you've got though.

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I'll leave it up until Friday. There are a lot of differences. Although I don't have the first draft its rumored that there were 5 or more sides to the force, KOTOR2 brought back the Grey Jedi a little bit

No one ever talks about the rebels taking imperial loyal planets.
You think that would be a peaceful occupation?

The Wing Commander novels are pretty awesome, though partly because Hollywood kept trying to intentionally ignore the series.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_and_Commander it's basically this in space
Although not so good if you're big on Tolwyn over his WC1/WC3 portrayals. He's a real "win-at-all-costs" epic dick careerist which makes WC4 make more sense. Sleepy Negro In Space and Chubby Scotsman get some good hits on him for allowing a surprise attack to occur that eliminated a potentially career-ending scandal because destroying a diplomatic ship destroyed the evidence and the person at the center of it, even if it cost them a lot more important people in the process who weren't aware of what they were actually carrying. (and the way they died actually gave him the inspiration for his "flash pack" bombs in WC4, that don't activate a ship's shielding system because it's mistaken for harmless slow-moving debris. The oxygen in the ship all burned out leaving it slightly charred but workable with little repair, and all the people reduced to piles of ash.) Gotta admit there's a sort of brazen badass-ness in turning the worst moment in your career into a damned weapon though.
He's basically willing to win the war any way possible, but only if it makes him look good in the process, which is why Chubby Scotsman's far less expensive and more versatile "Tremblor bomb" became the "back-up plan" instead of the system-ravaging (it actually postulated 'hard-sci' wise about what a planet-killer might mean for other planets in that system's orbit) supergun.
Will also flee a battle if his flagship may be damaged heavily even if it means abandoning men, which is why Blair hates him so much after somewhat idolising him in the original entry.
Roberts said part of his inspiration for the "real" Tolwyn that emerges after the first game is actual-general Bernard Montgomery, or rather what would happen to such a man without any restrictions in command, which it turns out is a more cynically vicious telling of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_I_Won_the_War . Not afraid to be literally wounded, but wounding his pride surmounts the whole war effort.
There's fortunately or not, not very much opportunity for pilling, actually. As there are only (((two of those))) in the series lore and both attempted to betray the whole of humanity to the invaders. (the second as a ruse that would have resulted in a pyrrhic victory with all 3 races dying) As a result (((they))) have absolutely no involvement with the war effort whatsoever. Completely shut out. They're either too treacherous or too nuts to be trusted.

also I just really dig the ships a lot more. Especially the thunderbolt for being so goddamn OP even in-universe it's seen as essentially "cheating a win" since it can go against 7-1 ships in its same class with a green pilot and still retain enough punch to take out a capital ship as well. This is why Tolwyn's rational-seeming argument about 'preventing humanity from having to face another possible extinction like war with a race similar to the kilrathi' actually doesn't hold sway in WC4's trial scene. Humanity did the 'adapt-to-space' thing so well the race with a 480 year head-start were getting creamed in 40-to-1 engagements. They effectively lost the attrition war the minute the first Thunderbolt was completed. Dunno if any of y'all played Tie Fighter, but it's got the sturdiness of an Assault Gunboat with the speed of the TIE Defender. And the firepower of a Nebulon-B. It's essentially WC's A10 Warthog with stronger engines to allow it to down fighters.

Well, shit.

I viewed it in a similar way, but that perspective was particularly interesting.

I never had a problem with being the "bad guy" as long as I was the "right guy." We go beyond good versus evil to right versus wrong.

I just get a pic of a literal sad panda…que?

see

there was always a bit of jewing going on. (((They knew))) what a big hit it would be but gave Lucas the hard sell to get equal control.
By the time Lucas comes back to it fully, he's a deranged old man, who seemingly had a mid-life crisis after the birth of his grandkids. We never really will see how it was intended due to that, but can make a few guesses by what got through. Palpatine's role is eerily similar to Atreides' even down to the "become hated by everyone to unify everyone" schtick. Just in Herbert's mind the greatest threat was ourselves.

Also finally remembered the name of that crazy broad with the pacifist mandalorians and other wacky hijinks. Total effin' SJ it turns out, worse than I remember it.
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>These debates broke out between Karen Traviss (sometimes alongside fellow Fandalorians) and the opposed fans she often referred to as "Talifans." The debates were usually held on online forums, eventually including StarWars.com
>TALIFANS
>"My tie-ins are aimed at an adult audience, but they still have to be suitable for young adult readers, so I couldn’t fall back on my usual soldierly dialogue of profanity. But I maintained a lot of solid science, and dealt with issues like rape, atrocities, shooting prisoners, and all the other ugly areas of war."

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WHERE HAVE WE HEARD THIS BEFORE, niGGers?

you don't have a sadpass and quite frankly you shouldn't want one.

Star Wars nerd here. OP is right, but for the wrong reasons.

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Basically Emperor Palpatine was trying to unite the galaxy in preparation for a massive galaxy wide invasion from a hostile alien species.

also an additional special shout-out to humies in WC winning the psychological war as well!

This is the Rapier. The Rapier has a pretty unique weapon, though it doesn't really come across in gameplay itself, limitations of its time I presume.

See that thing on the front? It's a mass driver minigun.
Why does it win the humies their first psychological victory? Because honorabu waryuh raceguys can't handle being shot at by their friends' remains
The thing is essentially a flying vacuum that can shoot pieces of ship and bodypart at other ships. Though reloading takes a little while if you run dry as the ship has to internally smash together what you picked up small enough to fit through the barrel. The thing used to be a sanitation vehicle meant to clean up post-conflict space-junk (and the scavengers made money reselling larger bits) so they thought why not just stick a gun on the front of that glorified dump truck and shoot people with it?
For humans it's just a cheap-ass way to save ammo on the cannon fodder green pilots.
For kilrathi "Dude, you just shot me in the face with my own brother's space corpse what the fuck is wrong with you crazy apes!"
Ahh, when new technology meets old-world siege thought.

Are you going to say Deus Ex was right about FEMA next too?

Empire = English
Rebellion = Squiggle Language

Read Darth Plagueis
or at listen to the audiobook, its quite well done.

Palpatine, one man, destroyed the weak Republic, showing that only an intelligent leader can rule the universe.

His only failing was a core one though believing that when blood tested his lieutenant wouldn't give into family over Empire and the peace and order it brought over so many.

Remember before the Empire aliens were slowly over populating once fully human planets, refugees were flowing in from the outer rim due to crime. Darth Sidious placed importance on keeping the core worlds human, and it just so happens most core world humans look very European.

DO YOU WANT THE JEKK'JEKK TARR TO BE YOUR FUTURE, CORELLIAN?

Thanks, this is actually really interesting.

I have a paranoid schizophrenic friend who believes the fema camp stuff, the only contact I have with him is random if that. He is also heavily medicated for it and bipolar too. But he will sometimes let it all out about his fucked up life and then I always go straight to talking about Jews and Hitler it is always enjoyable.

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It could've also been deleted because it was a shitty scene and they seemed actually drunk

Darth Vader did nothing wrong either way

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Did you know that the planet blowing up like that from a beam of that size was physically impossible regardless of what form of energy the DS used?

I am sure those fuckers were pilling up WMD in underground bunkers.

I haven't seen Star Wars in decades, but I feel like you don't ever learn about Biggs except Luke mentions him once on Tatooine and then when you get to Yavin, Luke sees him and goes "OMG MY BFF BIGGS" before they blow up the Death Star and Porkins dies.

this tbh

But he only wrote that so that you wouldn't believe he's a master CIA mind-controller.

See, I've thought this way since becoming a Holla Forumsack, but the thing is that I've seen the films since then. It's completely as you say, but Vader still does actual horrible things unlike actual Hitler. Vader went back on his deals, indiscriminately killed his own officers, and serves the actual Jew Emperor to the point of trying to kill his own children.
The Empire and Vader himself could have been so great if they weren't so Jewed by the Emperor. He used the emotional impulses of Vader to rule him the same way (((Bernais))) used the emotional impulses of the consumer to rule us.
Even if Vader overthrew the Emperor with Luke like he wanted, he would have been ruling with the mind-virus his old master planted in him. He needed to be redeemed, and what happened in Return did it. Ultimately it was a happy ending for him, but I wish the Empire could have survived in some fashion and bring true benevolent order to the Galaxy.

See you in the camps then, goy.

The Death Star was just a moon-sized space station with a sweet laser. It was probably expensive but not crippling expensive. In Star Wars, people fly around beat up space ships and repair them in their garages like they are old trucks. I think somewhere along the way economics got fucked.

REMINDER
Hitler won the rap battle.
youtube.com/watch?v=AFA-rOls8YA

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No, you can tell he isn't right at a glance besides him actually telling me about seeing some glowing blonde chick. Those kike meds he has been on really are fucking him up then. I also don't doubt fema camps that is a mild game compared to what they are actually doing.

maybe i'm the paranoid one,faggot

I really don't see the appeal of this franchise. Is it some sort of ironic self-parody?

Why do hipsters and tumblr worship it?

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Getting the chance to read the OP and the replies, i have to say…

youre all retarded. youre basing this entire theory over a cliff notes reading of the first movie, failing to take into account any of the smaller details or the greater story that continues with empire.

i mean really? desert cultists? the fucking rebellion is formed on a forest planet by remnants from an advanced republic on a water planet.

this is game theory levels of reaching.

watch the 4th doctor if youre into monster of the week scifi

then watch the 11th doctor for some cosmic horror, humanity fuck yea, and time wankery, then never watch it again.

definitely never attempt to watch david tennant's doctor, its tumblrbait.

people like the series for multiple reasons, older people are nostalgic for it, younger people like tennant because hes LOLSORANDUM, and sci fi nerds like it because when they arent forcing the writers to "think of the children!" or repair "harm" done to feminism the show does lovecraftian well.


the good guys had order until a single old jew (pic related) infiltrated the political system, took it over via false flag operations, and then destroyed it to form the empire, the jedi sought from then on to return order to the world by ending the sith.

see how i can make the same argument for the "good guys"?
except my argument is actually what happened.

Not everyone thought the empire was "good" but everyone thought they were cool. His analysis of the skywalker clan being israelis and the bit about white stormtroopers and imagining them in mos eisley with a bunch of alien mud people/literal subhuamns was interesting.

Alderaan literally dindu nuffin, it just happened to be where Leia was from and therefore used as a bargaining chip, the bulk of the professional rebel forces making up the core military force and political backing like those seen in uniforms on the Tantive or the end parade scene are from Correlia which is basically space colonial murika and known for producing subversives like Han Solo. The rest are, like the title says, an Alliance of other various secessionists and mercenaries, a large chunck of which come from the outer rim.

The problem with your theory is that an egalitarian democracy is evil by definition.

It was a conglomeration of several movies. The plot most resembles The Hidden Fortress. The attack on the death star is very close to the end of The Dam Busters (a ww2 movie). The desert scenes are a homage to John Ford westerns.


LURK MOAR 4CHAN FAGGOTS

Again, not theory, its just the actual story.
That aside, it wasnt egalitarian, before the prequel trilogy introduced all the alien races into the political fold, aliens were rare. This shit wasnt star trek, it wasnt about a diverse cast, starwars was almost exclusively about white humans, nearly every nonhuman was considered a lesser being, luke was special in that he treated droids like they had sentience, as a direct result of his lifelong fascination with technology. Chewie was han's friend, but only after he became han's slave, it didnt matter what han did, in chewie's culture his life now belonged to han, and han knew and was okay with it, there were a couple random aliens within the rebel alliance, and a couple random aliens within the empire.

it wasnt until lucas got complete control of the series in jedi did aliens even become a feature, eventually the prequels came along and introduced an integrated society, but even then the nonhumans went to nonhuman bars and the humans went to human bars, there were no interracial relationships between humans and non humans (that we know of) and even the black actor most famous for his chimpouts failed to do anything more than raise his voice.

it is well known that the black actors were included for quota reasons (and even led to people bitching even back in the 70s) and that aliens were supposed to be the analog for non-whites, that is an incredibly common scifi trope and its no different in star wars, the thing is, in star wars they never bothered to use it to push an agenda.

all you have to do is actually watch the films one fucking time in your adult life to realize that this theory is baseless and cringey.
Look at all the other "cultural phenomenon" movies and shows you could use to make this point that have basis within the story, fuck, when have you ever seen the thread where the lannisters from game of thrones are revealed to be cool people who just want their once mocked house to be great?

fucking game of thrones describes a trumpian style rise to power that is thwarted by degeneracy within the ranks, It describes the reconnection with your ancestral past to defeat a rising evil who wants to control you, it describes the decadence of a carnal people causing their society to collapse around them.

But no, theres no threads about that, instead we get a bunch of people who sound like edgy teens going "bruh, but what if sauron was the good guy all along?"

Not just the helmet shapes, but their rifles were ripoffs of MG34/42s.

It has been shown elsewhere and repeatedly that Darth Vader represents Jesus (born of a virgin etc.), so it's no surprise that skypewood would want him to lose.

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The Empire is most certainly more sympathetic in the EU like based Tie Fighter. In the movies, not so much. They blow up an entire planet to strong arm the rest of the galaxy into submission and plan on doing it again after the first attempt fails.

The 'evil-natsee' analogy is pitifully obvious in the movies (especially The Cuck Awakens) but like real life people think the Empire looks cooler and they write them to be at least more grey morally in the EU.

what rifle is that?

I think it's the opposite way around, really.
We're all used to shit costing so much due to transport fees and the (((IMF))) and (((the fed)))

everything has been artificially inflated to make (((some people))) seem inherently more valuable.

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If you follow the proper Extended Universe, you see this very clearly. The writers took great pains to show the strain of holding together a free republic as opposed to an empire. You don't need to show Luke as a Hitler figure, because Palpatine already was - and just like real life, if you research it you find out he was the good guy.

Emperor Palpatine heard of a threat from outside the galaxy called the Yuuzhan Vong. Where the Jedi interpreted his attempt to control the whole galaxy as blind ambition, he was actually working to build a united front against the invaders, who would have easily crushed the old republic. When he was defeated and the new republic instated, the Vong attacked and wrecked the galaxy, just as Palpatine knew they would.

It's most interesting if you go into extended universe stuff where more clever writers change the perception of the force from dark = evil and light = good to dark = individualism and light = communalism. It really emphasizes how the whole thing was written by a marxist.

I mean even in Lucas' movies despite his attempts at demonizing "the dark side", it's pretty apparent at what they're hinting. It's just that Lucas insists in depicting individualism into a negative light. Other, better writers see through the bullshit and present both sides way more fairly, though they're forced to present the "dark side" as evil to fit with the universe of Lucas.

That, my friend, is Dark Forces 2. I just played through it again a month or so ago.

Good luck! Sounds like you guys have an incredible project.

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Also: without the empire humans are instantly conquered by the cannibals in the neighbour galaxy.

Based on the charging handle, it looks to be an AR-15 variant, but due to the setup I would probably think an AR-10. I wouldn't advise using a center charging handle on an AR-10 due to the cartridge it fires, but I believe the cheaper set-ups come that way.

Stock desert sand color is more frequently encountered on a Tavor or SCAR, but the SCAR has a side charging handle and the Tavor is a bullpup. Of course you can always give your gun a paint job or buy specific components in the color of your choice, which this user likely did.

red dit.com/r/EmpireDidNothingWrong/

back to plebbit

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destruction of death star ii caused a catastrophic extinction event on the forest moon of endor. google it

judaism is Zoroastrianism

It's an AR-10. You can tell by the magazine and because of the way it is.

Your train of thought is fucking weird bruh.

Not the reciever or any other part of the gun?

Any gun can be painted/cerakoted any color.

You are correct, but the way you reach your conclusions is bizzare.

Doctor Who used to be a respectable show for British children and neckbeards.

that's stylized hebrew retard

As others have said the high faluting Jedi of the prequels were self absorbed, blind to the threat that would ultimately destroy them from within. Ultimately they were too weak to retain power and were justifiably ousted/purged, notice that the galaxy got a fuck of a lot cooler as soon as they were gone too, out goes Jar-Jar and his fucking podracer in comes Vader and the Death Star.

The 'good guys' were Cucks of the Old Republic, they needed to go, cultural Marxists to boot, Empire kept the space niggers down.

So…the Empire is a stand-in for Nazism, yet nowadays it's so glamorized that children wear t-shirts with literal nazis on them with a smile on their face while they watch those literal nazis march trought Disneyworld.

Those positive feelings are a gleaming opportunity for us.

You know what? We should co-opt Empire imagery.
Let's get stormtroopers and Darth Vader into ADL's hate list.

Sadam Hussein had a special military unit that used helmets based on the stormtrooper design

Or Darth Vader I guess. Whatever nerds.

Yeah, and that is inspired by japanese kabuto helmets btw. But it's a testament to how powerful the star wars meme can be.

Also in the EU there was a Black Sun

HOLY SHIT, I ALSO JUST REALISED SOMETHING!
x-wing and tie fighter games are on GOG!


I'm curious about what that is…

Is this your first encounter with autism?

Their order was worthless. Not only was it capable of being subverted and destroyed but one man, but it was a ruin at the time. Crime, massive immigration, weakening core worlds, a war they were barely winning. Order? None. Unity? None. Strength? Yes, and it was wasted and scattered across the wind. The forming of the Empire was the salvation for that Galaxy not getting raped by its neighbors, and, in the end, it was ruined.

He isn't, but he's definitely an honorary kike. He even has a nigger for a wife.

Do you have any links so we can talk about this game ? I have a few assets, although most of them are 2d, but audio assets too. If you're interested drop a link and I'll dump what I have.
sage for off-topic

Well yes, but even as a little kid I saw the first red flags. More than anything the following:

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I knew it. I’m surrounded by assholes!

Kind of a silly idea, unless the opposition is weak-minded, as white europeans have been for the past century. But the jews wouldn't last very long at all in front of Ghengis Khan or other badass motherfucker who really doesn't give a flying fuck.

why dont you start a youtube channel, faggot, maybe a patreon

star wars is shit, it ruined sci-fi, it ruined movies, its pure emotion and is as intellectually shallow as its target demographic, spoiled western liberal children

reminder that the jews fucked jodorowsky, they saw what he was creating and it scared them, so they sabotaged it and have been picking the bones of his carcass ever since.

If he had been able to make his movie star wars would have been a fart in the air conditioning, lucas mightve even said fuck it and never made the thing, and we would be living in a scifi atmosphere that would be a lot heavier on cosmology, general badassery, godliness, borderline pornographic symbolism, and bikini armor

One of my favorite thoughts on the Star Wars JQ:

The 'dark side' of the force is objective truth, and therefore dangerous to the jews. Consider the differences in attitudes between Jedi and Sith.

"Size matters not" (equality)

"You must unlearn what you have learned" (rejection of objectivity)

"But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression" (rejection of negative emotions)

All of the 'good guys' are full of these sorts of yiddish platitudes, meanwhile they desperately avoid even considering a taste of the 'dark side' because apparently it immediately obviates the need to gas the degenerate nonhumans and kill all of the jedi, sitting in their holy temple parading themselves above the law.

To put it succinctly, the light side requires doublethink, the dark side offers objective truth. Of course the jews fear it, just like they fear Hitler's words.

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The mystery has already been solved. See pic related.

kek

Big Finish Audioplays, it's already been made great again.

This has been obvious forever, OP. What would you realize tomorrow? Islam is garbage?

get >>>Holla Forums in on this, too. more help, the better.

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Its easy to google:


t>he the fourth fifth and sixth letter מצש has only one remote meaning in Hebrew which is מצ"ש meaning the part of Saturday which is no longer considered Sabbath.(After sundown)

Vide related

yeah that first person model is from DF2, its model format is literally an ASCII file telling you which part does what, the maps come from TFM.


I stopped caring what the kikes at Disney™ were doing to anything, even in fairy tales they have to put a kike twist to it. Now they'll ruin Thrawn because that's their nature.


What games do they come from? I've pretty much documented all the formats of the Star Wars games on PC. Audio, sure I'm interested, you could upload it to mega if you want or I can give you a burner email if you would like to talk more, or feel like dedicating time?
Remember none of us are doing this for credit because we don't want our lives ruined by Disney™ but I'll find some way of saying e0798f in thread 7748465 lended this if something you have is good.


We've thought about Holla Forums, one of us has really demanded going public making the whole public site twitter facebook w/e. I do know Disney™ has gone after 5 star wars mod teams to date, almost randomly, they're purposefully trying to scare others. If Holla Forums found out and joined the team I'm sure they would leak more then contribute. And then run the risk of the whole cease and desist which I would never do with this project, it would just break its time to completion.

Our space rendering isn't very seamless, its because we have divided the system in this case into cells and take pictures of what a camera sees on the edge of the cell. So you can move fairly freely in space without loading much but get artifacts. I think The Elder Scrolls does something similar but much more advanced. I'm studying more differential calculus to make the best algorithm which will give me the right field of views for the non-conjunctive space.

But you know for the simplicity of games sake Pazaak online can be very satisfying even though its a random number generator and a hand of 4 cards. Cryptographically secure random numbers in this case.

Sage because somewhat off-topic.

Really off topic but: Also to anyone if you program anything visually you should look into agnostic drawing, it really is the only way you should render something because you can move lets say a 2D game onto a texture in another game, you may know this but you havn't seen how great this when you can move all your previous work into something or take something out and make its own separate runnable.

I thought everyone liked the empire.

oh fuck no… he was a temple of set degenerate and pederast. fuck that guy

To add to the autism in this thread, remember that the true role of the Death Star was that it was supposed to be symbol to mentally unite the people.

The destruction of the Death Star is basically a functional metaphor of denazification.