Lame night out AMA

MONKEY MAN!

Those are nice DSL you have

Why go out? Are you that thirsty?
Also sharpie in pooper.

Ghetto fool get a job.

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Do you crave to be bred by a white man and create little Elliot Rodgers?

I don't know who that is. But okay

The Supreme Gentleman.

aesthetic

You go girl!!

Uniformity is key user kun

Ewww gross

Monkeys belong in zoos silly

Why are women so fucking dumb?

And you decided to come here?

I dont know. I just make sandwiches

Yea, but you guys make autism cool tho

Do something degrading for my amusement.

I just put a sharpie in my butt

At least your a sport.
Got anything else more interesting?
What is it that you _do_ OP

Moron have some decency.

You did that for fun. Take a pic pulling on your nips. Make it hurt.

dubs decides what I do next

The lower half of your face appears attractive, and your body is decent. I probably wouldn't refuse you sex, as I'm sure you were eager to know.

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*you're
She's Asian, you're going to blow your smooth pick up lines with your poor spelling.

So, from the fact that you're naked in bed I assumed you got home from a night out at a club, had a little bit to drink, and had just had a disappointing sexual experience.

This place is so slow, that you might as well let singles decide.

You dont get to speak to me

Faggot chill out.

cut your palm and spread the blood all over your tits

Dont get out much huh?

Wasted dubs

You go nigga!!

Hitler did nothing wrong tbqh. Just saying

This. Knew a girl that did this.

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Pretty gross tbqh

Show us what you got user. Sharpie in butt too

smh fam

Dubs decides, so make your choice

See how fun it looks

She used period blood. She was a real winner. Her boyfriend went on webcam with her and posted a thread on /b, then tortured her while faggots raged at him to stop hitting her. That's a hello kitty brand they made with a lighter and some gay jewelry or whatever. You will never be this cool.

Failed permanently.

aaaaaand she's gone

If dubs, spread puss

I make shoops

She made this thread for attention and instead we talked about another girl. You have to strike a delicate balance with camwhores. She's probably a little tipsy. Look at what she's complaining about, she wants to feel desired by alphas.

I'm just not that motivated to try to get dubs. She's hiding the top of her face, so that's probably off limits. If I got dubs I'd want her to get on her knees, tits out squeezed together, camera above her, mouth wide open, tongue out, eyes visible and looking right into the camera begging for a load of cum.

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Amazing.

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Hilarious

Nice timing faggot.

on Holla Forums

lmao

Nice trips you magnificent bastard.

Thanks satan, I try.

Bruce Campbell is best Bruce tbqh

OP is a cum guzzler.

You going to do any more shops or was three your lot?

OP here. I'm stealing your meme faggot and there aint' shit you can do about it

I wasn't planning on it. I was bored tbqh. What kind of shoopy poopy you looking for?

Draw my furfag waifu on that girl's boobs plz.

I trashed the pic already user and I lost the sauce. If you find a pic u want I'll do it for you lickidy splickidy

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You are the real MVP,
this pic pls

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Feet please

All done :)

heres a better one imo. U choose

Thanks a ton OP, I will treasure it forever.

YVW

Seconded.

Also an honest question to all, am I an ass-kisser for wanting to kiss the butt in ?

Look at that grandma style hair dew, and wall paper that looks like it was picked by an 80 year old with her life alert stuck between her saggy bags.

Just the slav things, m8.

That's pretty awesome.

spermalicious

I like those nights when my cousins come and stay the night.

I don't get much sleep, tho… they toss and turn a lot…