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Ok ok another one 4 u

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koolkidsklub.tech

Hey, that's not a joke! Downvoted.

class Program

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It's because C is fast and {{{Java}}} is slow shit that doesn't get the work done. Found in the comments section of a {{{YouTube}}} video of {{{Linus Torvalds}}} saying the {{{Oracle}}} platform and language was shit.

QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv.

sage

that one wasn't bad

gets arrested for sophisticated hacking attacks

"Is your Linux refrigerator running?"

I have a great one.
OP is a tripfag.

ebin

This is what happens when you stop paying the garbage man.

And then the pointy haired boss looked at Dilbert and he said "my spoo has too much fleem". They all got extra work that day.

C++ is bad? Is that Objective?

Why do Java coders wear glasses?
Because they can't see sharp (C#).

Why does C can't go into nightclubs?
Because he has no class.

Why can't Batman code in lisp?
He has no parens.

*= $0900
sei

ldx #0
lda #$f3
sta $2000,x
lda #$28
sta $2100,x
lda #$ad
sta $2800,x
lda #$99
sta $2900,x
lda #$71
sta $3000,x
lda #$ed
sta $3100,x
lda #$3b
sta $3800,x
lda #$cc
sta $3900,x
inx
bne b_1

loop1
bit $d011
bpl *-3
bit $d011
bmi *-3

lda #$1b
sta $d011
lda #$17
sta $d018

jsr SetupD018Table

lda #$51
cmp $d012
bne *-3

ldy #10
dey
bne *-1
nop
nop
cmp $d012
bne *+5
bit 0
nop

nop

ldx #0
loop2
ldy #5
dey
bne *-1
nop
nop
nop
nop

ldy D018Table,x
lda $d012
and #7
ora #$18
sta $d011
sty $d018

inx
cpx #100
beq loop1
jmp loop2

SetupD018Table
lda #0
ldy #0
sta D018Table,y
iny
bne *-4

lda #0
inc *-1
asl
sta AddVal

lda #$10
sta YPos

ldx #0
ldy #0
SDT_1
lda AddVal
clc
adc #10
sta AddVal
bpl *+4
eor #$ff
lsr
lsr
lsr
lsr
sec
adc YPos
sta YPos
tya
asl
SDT_2
sta D018Table,x
inx
cpx YPos
bcc SDT_2

iny
cpy #8
bcc SDT_1
rts

YPos .byte 0
AddVal .byte 0

.align $100
D018Table
.dsb 100,0
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God damn it.

C++ is great and all But ++C is more efficient

$ zypper versioncmp 15.0 42.3

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