It's common knowledge that the hotter a girl is, the more "stuff" you would let her do to you.
Witness: The Wolf of Wall Street when Margot Robbie first appears. Comments like, "I'd let her give me AIDS" and "I'd do her if she were my sister" try to outdo each other to show how "hot" she is.
In that spirit then, are there any girls you would reasonably consider letting shit in your mouth? The payoff would of course be, you'd get to sleep with her/be her boyfriend/do anal…whatever act floats your boat. Maybe it's just meeting her and getting her autograph.
You can pick any celeb crush or person we don't know about. But who would you consider and why? And please post pictures of said dream girls.
Levi King
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Luke Jenkins
Tough question but if I go on my first thought then I'd have to pick pre pubescent Emma Watson. Because she was the innocent teacher's pet. Having my way with her is priceless. I cant post pictures because dysnomia is being an erratic faggot as usual but just imagine a little Emma Watson :3
Grayson Bell
I could do Emma from the 3rd HP but no further back than that. Interesting choice though.
Mine may be the pic related, but also Margot Robbie, of which I have no pics saved.
Jeremiah Cruz
Your evidence is a quote from a movie
Nathaniel Harris
It's less about how hot the girl is, and more about how horny the guy is. Bang a different girl every day for 2 weeks, then answer the question. You'd be like, no man she's not even hot enough to do even without the AIDS.
Mason Hernandez
yeah what the fuck? HP1 was the cutest emma
Anthony Howard
OP confirmed as retard. /thread
Lincoln Gray
My 12-yo neice
Parker Hall
Jordyn Jones
Jacob Myers
There's this relatively new thing called "having dignity" OP.
William Nelson
I would fuck her in her skinny ass.
Jace Scott
It's all fund and games until their skin starts to sag.
Jose Edwards
There is a pretty good chance i wouldnt give it a change to sag.
Camden Bennett
I especially like the gif, it is like he set of a certain reaction, despite this being porn, the reaction seems to be genuine.
Zachary Cook
I would anything Zhenya asked me to do tbh
Austin Richardson
You're right with that common knowledge, Frank. That's actually quite fucking weird isn't it? I don't put up with ugly beings, I tell them to fuck off. But more attractive beings I put up with. Fascinating, and logical. Jesus fucking christ
Carter Bell
She doesn't care about you. She'd just tell you to make her more exqisuit russian recipes. Sick fucking pedo
Kevin Davis
i woukd gladly do that
Jaxson Kelly
This is secret pedo code. They replace the L for "Let the little girls be" and put K which means "kiss the little girls" He was trying to clever and witty and trying to fool me with his silly mystrious made up pedophile internet 4chan slang.
Matthew Johnson
I've never been on halfchan tbh
Brandon Harris
You sicken me. As an anti-pedo I say Lets start a clean debate. Fuck you diseased braindead dragdown. Fucking pedos
Josiah Roberts
You really are a bright person.
Leo Harris
As long as you can see the light. Pedos don't serve to have bright futures. They deserve the darkiest and gloomiest of torture.
Carter Ross
Thats very discriminatory of you, user. We are people too. We too have feelings
Benjamin Martin
Feelings for young children, no doubt
Jace Johnson
True, but not only, you know? Take me for example. I ma a non-exclusive pedo. Wich means, i can feel attraction to adult women as well.
Angel Sanders
Don't be okay with this disease you have. No one else thinks it's okay either. I can't continue this debate any longer actually, I might come back in 2 hours see ya
Logan Powell
Who says i am ok? I know i have a problem, but i can´t turn this off. So might as well accept it, dont you think? See ya. Be safe user.
Isaac Sanders
There was no debate becauss you started with an ad hominem.
Jaxon Myers
I was pranked by my 12-yo neice… I thought she was only messing with my head, when she said she wanted to fuck me. I was wrong. It was incredible.
Samuel Walker
user, in this situation, most anons usually just post the word "bump" but i'll give you a 3/10 for effort
Jaxson Rivera
The only thing i want to hold in my hands is nice titties.
Connor Evans
Not evidence, that's an example you fucking dipshit.
Dylan Carter
Actually a valid counterpoint. If I were getting laid on the regular, I probably would not have even half the kinks I currently have that come from porn.
That being said, the premise of your point is that a guy can basically get laid by most of the women he finds attractive on a regular basis, which is really only the case for a small percentage of very lucky men.
Jeremiah Torres
Oh please, I lost that ages ago, right around the time I got to college and realized I still hadn't been on a fucking date and that that wasn't going to change by the time I graduated. Sorry to have tarnished the fine character of this sophisticated culture lmfao.
Caleb Brooks
I didn't really feel strongly about this until i saw a FB post recently with a pretty hot girl saying something like, 'yeah guys, we know we're crazy but unless you want to keep fucking your hand you have to keep putting up with us.' It reminded me of Wolf of Wall Street and made me think and want to get a discussion going.
Ryder Russell
I'd do anything short of shooting up a school if my sister let me smash. Eating her shit would be childs play. I'm not even kidding, tbh.
Jackson Gray
I see so many women with this same exact look daily.
Lucas Miller
She's that hot huh? That'd be so weird to be related to someone like that, especially your sister.
Cameron King
I am related to my sister, but only thru my parents
Kevin Sanchez
underrated tbh
Parker Peterson
I do believe if a girl ever defecated in my mouth, it would pretty much ruin sex for me for the rest of my entire life.
Blake Baker
no.
Jeremiah Morris
retarded tbh
Bentley Murphy
A woman is worth as much as you make them worth. If you value her less than yourself, you'd never do anything outside of a simple greeting to garner her attention if that.
Y'all some sad motherfuckers
Isaiah Cruz
Of course there are some women I'd let shit in my mouth in exchange for fucking/dating them.
They just don't reside in this plane of existence.
Connor Mitchell
I'd willingly eat her shit
Bentley Perry
Is there an upvote button somewhere? How do I give this guy 8gold?
David Roberts
I don't know man. Certain people I think I would let it slide.
Ian Kelly
I am indeed a sad mother fucker. You see, it doesn't matter how I treat women, with respect, without respect, give them the attention they crave, or play or ignore them, compliments or insults….it doesn't matter dude. I'm not attractive and what's worse, I'm shy and terrible at talking to people and making friends. At 28 years old that will never change, so, who really gives a shit to be completely honest. You say it as if I haven't already accepted my fucking lot in life.
Kayden Murphy
She honestly wouldn't have to reciprocate anything at all, I'd just be happy with that and that alone in her case. Hell it'd be a fucking honor.
Caleb Johnson
If you make good money, being able to start and continue a conversation means nothing
Samuel Walker
Yeah, nah, it's pretty much diametrically opposed to sex with a beautiful baby. I could never reconcile eating her shit unless the reward was much greater. Keep in mind, the anticipation of something is most often greater than having it.
Joshua Murphy
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Jonathan Wilson
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Nathaniel Scott
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Oliver Lee
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Levi Williams
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Caleb Lopez
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Austin Reed
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Oliver Morris
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Ethan Flores
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Caleb White
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Jaxson Cruz
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Eli Cruz
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Henry Johnson
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Eli Wood
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Kayden Lewis
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Brody Perez
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Liam Reyes
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Landon Morris
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Nathaniel Hernandez
if u consider ltting a chick shit in your mouth, u r pussywhipped subhuman filth
Anthony Mitchell
I believe in loving hand holding, gentle head pats, and consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position with a legally married spouse for the sole purpose of reproduction.
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Colton Martin
As someone that sleeps in a hammock instead of a bed, this looks entirely uncomfortable.
Christian Perry
Used to have a hammock, they are comfy. And I assume they are even better if you share them with a qt.
Kayden Bailey
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Easton Allen
naztrovia comrades
Gabriel Watson
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Zachary Lee
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Jordan Perry
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Isaiah Myers
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Christopher Foster
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Logan Hernandez
YASS!!!!
Gabriel Fisher
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Kayden James
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Carter Rodriguez
The answer is no, there's no pussy I would ever place on a pedestal high enough to let them shit in my mouth. There's one single female specimen on this planet that I would like to be involved with, but if her term was "I have to be able to shit in your mouth at least once," that'd be a deal breaker. If you like shitting in your mouth, then hey, that's fine. But have some fucking self-respect and some dignity, if you're not both into shit eating then don't fucking go there. Because if you aren't into shit eating, it will ruin everything for you, you will never be able to forget the moment when someone shit in your fucking mouth.
Levi Brooks
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Michael Russell
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Ian Cruz
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Angel Taylor
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Henry Murphy
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Lincoln Gonzalez
Because you would rather have a man do it.
Alexander Ramirez
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Luke Evans
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Evan Thompson
Hey gay porn spammer guy, you know with IDs turned back on, we don't have to see your faggoty shit. We just filter you by ID and you're gone.
Colton Kelly
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Angel Thomas
Yeah sure, hammock boy.
Nathan Davis
Are you tah h4xxin pwnz0rz??
Jace Adams
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Jonathan Nelson
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Adam Perry
Sit on my lap and tell me what you want for christmas…
Andrew Russell
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Robert Butler
if a movie is evidence of your argument I guess table games can alter our universe