Alright Holla Forums, I just had a really frustrating night

Alright Holla Forums, I just had a really frustrating night.
Might have gotten myself into some shit, but I'll let you guys decide
This is not how it was supposed to be, Holla Forums
I just wanted to fuck. What have I gotten myself into?
A-am I a cuck?

Cool blogpost, fagget

Just admit it… you prefer dick

No you're just a desperate loser, get some dignity and self-esteem fat boy.

Lol

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Well I am on Holla Forums aren't I?

I know that feel bro. I'm hanging out with a girl like that. She is pretty but I don't want to deal with the bullshit.

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you are a faggot user if you were not a numale fag you would have taken what you wanted

Nigger it's not like I shaved them smooth, left a decent amount
I'd like a woman to not have to spend 10 mins searching through the fucking forest I had down there

On the bright side no you're not a cuck, you're a bull. Congrats I guess. Sage because this is an autistic work of fiction and falsehood.

So it's a Cuck and Bull story?

Why didn't you just fap and cum all over her face, to mark your authoreteah?

What a fucking needlessly long post holy Christ
Brevity is the soul of wit nigger

Tickle my Mormon asshole

You’re a normalfag user, which is somehow even worse than being a cuck.

literally this

Cum is not vegan.

A:

Stop fucking people that you don't have romantic feelings for and have sex with people you don't know before and after seeing you. This does make you a cuck, and leads me to believe that you will be having sex with people's wives in an attempt to sire offspring that way, like a sneaky rat that probably consumes too much soy product.
You will degrade the social fabric with this behavior, and likely contract and spread venereal diseases.

B:
Also,
and

I miss the days when you fuckes stayed offline.

(SAGE WAS BANNED FOR BEING RUDE, VILE AND OBNOXIOUS, CUNT)