The next Lehman Brothers is nearly here which means the next financial crisis is here

bbc.com/news/business-36723034

The next Lehman Brothers is nearly here which means the next financial crisis is here.

We're much closer to the collapse now, comrades. Porky bloodbath is imminent.

We're Coming, Bucko

In one of Wolff's old videos, from 2012 I think, he said that American companies had something like 6.5 trillion dollars of debt they've borrowed from the government as opposed to 1.3 trillion of actual money on the books. In a more recent video he said since the beginning of the year, I want to say 13 trillion dollars has been lost from the global economy due to all the failures, disruptions, and panics. 3T alone was lost due to Brexit vote.

Things aren't looking so hot.

It's almost like capitalism tends to stumble from one crisis to the other.

This is what im predicting if the economy collapses during the election

This is obviously the fault of socialist infiltration.

Imagine if collapse happens after the election, imagine if Trump ends up being the one bailing out banks…

You called?

Trumpcucks will defend it, just like the Obamadrones before them and the Bushies before them.

But at the end of the article they said nothing's happening.

Of course they say nothing's happening. They always say nothing's happening.

We've had two major financial emergencies in the past six months. Four in the past year, with the first two happening within a month of each other. Every single one of these emergencies represents trillions of dollars being wiped out from the market. The emergencies in August 2015 and January 2016 were due to panics in the Chinese market and were only staved off because of emergency actions on the part of the Chinese government like shutting down their entire stock market as well as dumping billions of dollars of their reserve currency into the market, which obviously China can't keep doing either indefinitely.

Each one of these emergencies nearly toppled the entire market. Nothing will be done to correct the causes of these emergencies because these emergencies are a fact of how the market functions. What's even more frightening is just how much of these gigantic, essential apparatus is outside of human hands. The tremendous majority of trades are actually done by computers trading incrementally on fractions of a penny millions of times per second, and if due to a glitch or just the logic of trading these machines get out of hand the entire economy could collapse before a living person even has time to react.

So no, the act isn't over because the juggler is still juggling, but it's only a matter of time before he slips and those chainsaws come down on him.

Is it?
Also, I have a bit of money (around $1000). What should I do with it?

comrade sanders will make stalin look like a fucking anarchist

Buy ammo or gold

Is ammunition good as a commodity to speculate on? I don't have the money for weapons or a shitton of ammo, btw.

A 20 pound bag of rice is 13$ at wal-mart

mite b a good idea to pick up a couple

Might be worth trying to short-sell stocks then, actually.

Fug.
We have moths and flour bugs, tbh fam.
I can't store dry grains without infestation. Maybe a large ziploc bag would work?

Good luck comrades. Let us ride the waves to victory.

Fucking useless. Buy food, drugs, tools.

Not him, but I don't think they make ziplocs that big. I'm storing mine in a big plastic storage tub. Put a cinder block on top to keep the rodents getting in. For moths they have these packets of peppermint that keeps them away. Dunno what to tell you about the flour bugs, maybe check out youtube.