California Happening Thread 4 - Quake Pepe edition

There won't be an earthquake.

Checked

Not with singles like that.

/k/ali /k/ommando here

we're getting ready to clean up the survivors

We truly have been blessed by Kek

Edgy.

Godspeed user

For a second I thought you meant clean up as in like community service and altruistically helping people, I'm more tired than I thought.

seems I may not be so blessed after all

ROLLING FOR MASSIVE CATACLYSM WITH MILLIONS DEAD

Kek will grant you blessings in the most unexpected moments user

Fug

not just any dubs…

YES PRAISE KEK

KEK VULT

thanks user, for this happening to happen would be enough

May the society of social justice sink beneath the sea.

And we're off.

OUTTA CONTROL

I LOVE YOU QUAKE CHAN!

Rollin Rollin Rollin
Keep dem froggies rollin

Guys, I wake up to Holla Forums wanting my state dead.

Reminder, that despite what Holla Forums has given you; this symbol from half-chan is the path of light.

Take heed and give cause to the symbol of Holla Forums

I and others beg of you. No shit, stick together :)

MY LIFE FOR KEK
GIVE LA THE WRECK

Meanwhile working at a third world country, 6-7+quakes are just meh, it just jiggles a little, nothing falls down, all resumes to what it was before the shake. Inluding the brown peoples at the streets.

Let Kek's will be
To send LA into the sea!

Thread Theme.

Reminder to kill anyone with dyed hair/nu-male looks. Some of them will try to be more subtle, so be cautious.

LET'S HAVE A REPEAT OF 2011
DROP THE BASS
PRAISE KEK

It's not ==happening== and you know it.

This may be a call to arms; but know the 4 of clubs is friendly-fire.. This I will say, and this I will defend to the death of my family.

Take heed and take cause, Anons.

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Shake it Shake it Shake it Shake it Baby!

PRAISE KEK
THROW CA INTO THE BOG

1377

He is unleashing on those commies.

PRAISE KEK

Please kek. Wash these fucks out of our lives.

California will feel the wrath of Kek!

Unleah the frogs of war
And cry "REEEEEEEEEE"

no-FBI, but we see in Yahoo news (check out th enarrative today) something that (((could))) warrant a boost in sales…. Get on the level?

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Praise Kek!

you tried

fuck off with your juvenile faggotry.

okay, im done.

The elicit warning signs need to be taken.

Good luck.

The Jew fears Kek.

If this post ends in 44, it will happen Sunday at 1:00 pm EST.

stop

Actually, its going to happen on 10/4

Why 10/4? I'd think 10/2 would be a better option. Right before the debate.

Your state is shit.

Maybe Kek will spare the good whites and only the degenerates and browns will be swallowed by the sea.

I know, but only kek wills when it will happen

Either way, if I were you, I'd get out of commiefornia before it does happen.

As does the lack of informaFBI give credence to this thread.

I will give to the ((())) the facts that I know.

Check-mate, YHig

checked

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I live two blocks from the Pacific. I entrust myself to Kek and his begotten son Pepe, that they might lead me to Valhalla and prepare a /comfy/ place for the brothers who will follow.

Where were you when this was a Based thread

(praise kek)

I'm sure that the roof Koreans will provide covering fire for them when the looting begins.

This will be the quake that wakes California up to its invasion.

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If dubs, all of LA will be destroyed, ending the Hollywood Jew Reign forever

Once the rest of commiefornia and I die from falling into the Earth's asscrack, I'm sure you'll all be sucked into an infinite vacuum that is the asshole of the cosmos. Save yourselves while you still can.

fucking checked

Based shit BeComes REALITY

We, the non-Jew, are Cattle for they that control reality (through Holywood and dthe major jews-networks). Challenge-Us!

Nice doubles.

Are you implying California is the Universe's buttplug, fellow califag? Why would you do that?

damn I live in SB county, at least I'm higher up in the mountains so it should improve my chances at survival assuming shit does go down

check these hitler dubs. Schwarzenegger will reinstate internment camps for the spics, niggers, kikes, and fags. This time, there will be showers

Please let it happen. California needs to be purged.

Rip Cali

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EPIC

SHAKE THE LIBSHITS.

MEMEQUAKE NOW!

PRAISE KEK, KEK IS GREAT!!!!!

Double dubs.

Kek WAS promising to bring us Heaven in the other threads.

Quads say they're getting an 8.9 in the early hours of Monday morning.

PRAISE KEK

LET IT BE DONE IN HIS NAME.

reroll

PRAISE KEK

roll

No hope, is there?

FUCKING CONFIRMED

So that's where my get went.

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MEMEQUAKE CONFIRMED.

Done on the re-roll, fucking absolute madman!!

Praise Kek and top keks at libshits getting BTFO on Monday.

dubs for further confirmation

LA anons better move out because that shit is going down

walp, see you again real soon Holla Forums

Dub dubs too for extra confirmation. Kek is with us today.

Poseidon, Lord of the Sea, Sender of Earthquakes.

Hear our cries and deliver us from Saracens and Communists.

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How many kikes, shitskins and degenerates is this earthquake going to kill?

70,000,000

WEW

lets hope

7.7 quake confirmed

Only dubs decide how powerful the quake is and how many cultural marxists survive.

Make it be none

If I pull your San Andreas plate off, will you die?

It would be extremely painful.

For (((them)))

hell, how about all 7's, I'm not gonna get it but I wonder

ebin

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*San Andreas re-wakens the Aleutian Megathrust

We replaced that long ago.

kek vult my friends

So these threads are brit/pol/ shitting up the board still, right?

DREAS VULT

KEK WILLS IT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SHADILAY

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

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AYY

bump for accidental sage

Drown the Bad Samaritans

Where were you when a memequake destroyed California?

PRAISE KEK

If this happens, I will build a shrine to Kek.
But it won't.
We are not so fortunate.
The liberal stronghold that is California shall stand for many years to come. Nature will not help us in this fight.

I wouldn't be so sure.

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HE'S WITH US, SIEG HEIL

it's San Frantransco you bigot

anyone else?

Okay, so they're going straight the fuck down to hell.

if dubs san francisco will become a new white nationalist stronghold

into the ocean it goes, then

Nope, there was a quake swarm by salton sea yesterday.
There hasn't been any relief from the SA in socal in something like 300 years, the chances that an earthquake and a fucking major one won't happen in the next couple weeks are almost nonexistent.

califag here.

The chance of a major earthquake following the Salton Sea swarm is between 1 in 3000 and 1 in 100.

The best chance it's got is 1%. Stop insisting its imminent

Can you blame Holla Forums for being excited?
Doesn't it hurt to live in Commiefornia?

Kek Mit Uns

WE NEED A QUAKECHAN TO MEME HARDER

the Drownocaust

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Lol the Northwest Front guys are in for a shock

It's gonna happen!

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CASCADIA CONFIRMED

Numbers.
Patterns.
It seems all too strange, doesn't it?
You feel it too, don't you?

The flow of the boundless, seeping into the very core of our being.
Wisdom.
Foresight.
Hidden eyes.
Ancient tongues.
Truth.

What is truth? What is wisdom?
How shall we seek it out, my friends?
Is it to be found in ourselves? Is it outside ourselves?
Is it both?

Breath in.
Exhale.
Sleep.
Awake.
Open your eyes and see the forest for the trees, my friends.
Find the ancient breadcrumbs left for us.

BREKEKEKEKEKEX KOAX KOAX

checked (75 75)

top kek bro

Let's put >dubs

in place of what's really happening.

Top ==fucking== kek

CROAK ON—IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME.

Thank you Kek, I've never doubted you!

PRAISE KEK

From ZeroHedge

Is Russia deploying an Earthquake Weapon against America?

Is Russia deploying an Earthquake Weapon against America?

Is Russia deploying an Earthquake Weapon against America?

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they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother

AWWW YIIIISHHH

THE TIME HAS COME

It was pretty weird how the Russian parliament in public reading intelligence basically flat out said the US was working on and has weather and earthquake machines.

I'm skeptic but if it is true, they are literal true Weapons of Mass destruction greater than nuclear weapons depending on their scale.

If Russia used that on the US or the US used that on others as speculated, then it would qualify for Nuclear Retaliation.

hope the earthquake kills all the illegals

San Franshitstain

Conspiracy theorists are usually plagued with pareidolia but this "we wuz ancient shitpostas in white egypt" meme is getting out of hand.

Holla Forums is for discussing politics not occult myths and tall tales.

CALI QUAKES ALL AT MOST RECENT HAPPENINGS

LOL

Would just a few mm of ash be fatal?

michigan would probably be in the 1-3 range simply because of the weird wind patterns caused by the great lakes

Somebody built all this shit.

You sound like you're getting scared, user.

check'd

Take your rejection bias and cram it, Moshe.

Califag reporting in, please let it end Kek

Confirmed with authority, rejectionists btfo

Soon friendo.

california here

holy shit

Your dubs don't mean shit.
proof? /sp/ steals your precious gets all the time and they don't even believe in kek.

Kek has willed it

THE WATERCAUST

It even rolled dubs.

the only areas in that map that are legit dangerous are pink or higher. 30 mm ash is about 1.2". if you have crops they'll probably die. if you have livestock keep them indoors or they'll suufocate in the ash. other than that it'll enrich the soil. just don't breathe it.

florida can fuck off, the only people who live there are boomers, niggers, cubans, fags, jews, and pedos. many of those groups overlap

unless you don't wear a mask and go out of your way to breathe it, no. it'll fuck up your plants when it lands on the leaves (like a solar panel at night). even if it kills leaves the plant will send out new ones. you just might get a lesser harvest due to weak plants getting killed off. so a few mm of ash is not the end of the world.

may commiefornia shake like a hillary's seizure

Bump limit is 750 faggot, you don't need to make a new thread while the old one is still alive.

IT'S HAPPENING
PRAISE KEK

WITNESSED

This is literally a GET thread and so were the last 3 threads about this.

So low energy. Get this goon out of here. Get him out. OUT OUT OUT!

No, it's a Kek thread.

GET HIM OUT

About time.

If i go down, I'll chase all the fags into Hell and kill them again

Rolling to see if I'll survive the disaster and fight to reclaim the golden state from jews, muds and sodomites.

If it doesn't they'll be attacking the remaining 'whites' in and around the disaster zone. Looting their homes, raping their women and children, taking full advantage of being a disaster in a disastrous event.

First order of business in the event of a disaster; kill everyone within a 1 block radius of you and loot all their shit.

Then continue to kill people as you come across them.

You are talking about beaners aren't you? Not literally everyone?

PRAISE KEK. SINK COMMIEFORNIA TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN. GIVE NEVADA IT'S OWN BEACH. LET NEVADANS SHOOT COMMIEFORNIA REFUGEES ON SIGHT.

Chinese with anime? And my comfy chair? IS that a thing?

It's not

Lets get things ==SHAKING== again
PRAISE KEK

The real danger is the weight of ash on roofs and damaging engines and turbines.

What a great day

if singles, trips, or ends in 0; then baron von trumpfen willl ignite a surging wave of breton nationalism

fuark me dead cunt

im done

Kek really doesn't like those that try to screw with him like this. This was a thread about earthquakes, you are attempting to split the memetic energy from smiting out foes.

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Have to check that

HEIL'D

The place used to be so comfy, judging by that picture.

It's not even like living in Florida or the states along the Gulf of Mexico where you're rolling the dice with how hurricanes curve in. Earthquakes are guaranteed to happen there. It's like knowing you have cancer but aren't sure what stage it's at, how does anyone over there sleep at night?

I guess it explains why the SJWs and Jews like it so much over there, being the closest possible to fiery Hell on Earth.

You have no idea the kind of mental and emotional anguish I have experienced being forced to live here for 2 decades. I hope Kek delivers and purges all of the shitskins, niggers, spics, jews, and sjw femminists/liberals in the entire state.

I also pray to him that he spares me, but if he needs my life to deliver this, then I'll see you all the in after life he makes for us. I love all of you faggots, I love posting here, I love Donald Trump and Kek! And I hope it fucking happens.

California used to embody the spirit of pioneering, freedom and opportunity.

Soon elite gay priests will be blood sacrificing white Christians to Quetzalcoatl.

PRAISE KEK

THEY EXPECT SOME OF US AT THE WRECKAGE BROTHER.

Everybody is saying 10/4 there will be a happening because it is the Jewish new year. Anons everywhere are grasping at straws to figure out what it is.

first degenerates will die, then jews will fry

Praise Kek

itt

Why does this thread exist?

This potentially happens every few years.

Calling it now, the earthquake hits on the 7th.

This. I grew up in California. We were always warned that the Big One could hit at any time. There's no point to a continuing thread hoping for a natural disaster that hasn't happened yet.