California happening thread 3 Kek mitt uns edition

LAST THREAD
Thread 2:archive.fo/lDiqm
BASICALLY THIS:
>archive.fo/uVwlZ
and he did
70% of last thread was checkems and amazing gets, confirming LA happenings

GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=OPx-nUqLMtc
crystalinks.com/thoth.html
youtu.be/Xl0heBdYF04

quakes.
youtube.com/watch?v=m830DeVMCBA
archive.fo/BHve
news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/11/1111_031111_earthquakeanimals.html
chabad.org/calendar/view/month.asp?tdate=9/14/2015&mode=j
conservation.ca.gov/cgs/geologic_hazards/Tsunami/Inundation_Maps/SanDiego
youtube.com/watch?v=6AtahkikPIc
jma.go.jp/en/quake/quake_local_index.html
kmoni.bosai.go.jp/new/
youtube.com/watch?v=MpV7epyOAGo
archive.fo/vN6yN
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heqet
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kek_(mythology)
latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-earthquake-swarm-20160930-snap-story.html
quakes.globalincidentmap.com/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogdoad_(Egyptian)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nu_(mythology)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atum
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amun
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heh_(god)
player.fm/series/our-big-dumb-mouth/obdm505-time-traveling-trump
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Please happen.

Dubs for the frog god.

Same as getting trips

Everybody roll

Let the earth swallow up the sodomites.

You can't beg for digits you faggots. That just makes Kek angry. They are earned

Step 1: Open up this image in a new window
Step 2: Hold down F11 button
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Praise Kek!

wew lad

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SHADILAY

How likely will California sink?

PRAISE KEK
MAY HE TAKE THE DEGENERATES IN CALI BACK TO THE SEA

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PUSH THEM INTO THE OCEAN

It will be done.
It has been decided.

WITNESSED!

And here we go.

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Have some comfy bright music to usher in the purging.
PRAISE KEK
PEPE CALIFORNIA

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Holy fuck a friend of mine in Cali said he's already feeling some light shakes. Could just be regular quakes but after these threads it really makes me think.


PRAISE KEK!

FROGS, ANONS
ANY AND ALL FROGS
TONIGHT WE GO THROUGH A METAMORPHOSIS

I don't get it. Why do we need three threads for this if the best chance is 1 in 100?

Probably going to be the largest earthquake ever recorded.

Last thread an user said that Kek would bring us Heaven and got dubs.

There was even a post about Kek and Heaven getting trips.

California is destroyed and i will spend my day here shitposting with you anons and eating my tendies.

SHADILAY

Because the other two filled up in record time and overflowed with digits.

so it's not going to happen?

Rest in peaces, San Diego County. You were on the front lines the whole time and held out the longest. Your last task is to blockade all highways leading east.

So….anyone got some happening music?

youtube.com/watch?v=OPx-nUqLMtc
listening to this right now.

Numbers, user.
Don't you understand by now? Numbers have significance. Power. Meaning.
Dubs and trips are but one way to harness such memetic meaning. One must also be attuned to the magical meanings of numbers, as well.
Search for patterns, user. Things will become all the more strange.

Kek has done much for us, but I think it's high time to incorporate the other members of the Ogdoad.
Nun, Heh, and Amun. Heh has already been brought here, in a limited capacity.

LET'S ROCK

FIRST TRIPS
KEK HAS SPOKEN!

wew

YE
OF
LITTLE
FAITH

You definitely made me chuckle there, user.

PRAISE KEK, FROM WHOM ALL HAPPENINGS FLOW

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

Cheked your keks for kek

It all makes sense now, cali being a mecca for jews and spics, White flight from there, then god swoops in and kills them.

I agree. The true path to enlightenment is to have all the powers of the original 8 run through our bodies.

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

This is eight-town after all.

Checking these frog dubs

Good digits user, this is gonna be another one of those threads.

welp, Ive had a nice life. but you fags better MAGA when Im gone.

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

YES, BRETHREN. WE HAVE BUT MERELY HATCHED FROM OUR EGGS.
WE ARE STILL YET TADPOLES.
THE TIME TO GROW LEGS AND COME TO LAND IS SOON, SOON!

Four are frogs, four are snakes.
Four are our allies, four are to be held at arm's length.
Kek, Nun, Heh, and Amun are the powers that shall work through us.

Witnessed.

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

I'm off to do this to random pictures of LA, excuse me

Ty Lee is best waifu

They are the necessary poison to strengthen our bodies. By consuming their power, we will have an immunity against the other snakes and use their powers against them.

Anons will survive, rebuild and become leaders California needs.

Nothing shitty about that post
SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

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You don't ask for trips, faggot, you earn them. If Kek plans on killing those queers and meskins then he'll make his will known.

Precisely, user.
Hence why they must be held at arm's length.

Now,

LET THE FROGPOSTING COMMENCE

Bless this image oh lord Kek.

SHAKE IT UP SAN ANDREAS

Califag here.
Can I go out with a jackhammer or something and help this along? Where I live is pretty nice, but it can be sacrificed for the greater good. Hollywood needs to sink.

God fucking damnit. First i moved from charlotte, and a BLM riot happens there, then a BLM riot happens around me, and now this shit happens. I feel like my life is a living happening machine. Praise kek.

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

they expect one of us in the wreckage brother

I'm still waiting for the "and this is my second" version

Oooh yeah baby

Yes! Drive to the san andreas fault with your jackhamer and start hammering the fault line.

checked for wreckage

(checked)
The fire has started, now all we must do is wait for it to rise.

Check'd for holy dubs, meme, and relevance.

Truly you are blessed user

BREKEKEKEX KOAX KOAX

(Heil'd)

(HEIL)
K-K-Kek, you are here, I love you, PRAISE BE KEK

The fire rises and california sinks

I grew up in North Orange county. It's strange to think the ground beneath my feet was quicksand waiting to happen. Well good luck to the richfags of South Orange county.

Yuma AZ here. We're not too far from the Salton Sea, and we've already seen and heard multiple stories on the radio talking about how they're expected almost 400 quakes over the next few days, some even reaching a 4 on the Richter Scale

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SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

Escape user. Escape with your life and your dubs

MAGA FOR THOSE THAT DON'T MAKE IT

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OC is fucked, and so are most of SD and LA.

trips checking dubs

I don't WANT people to die for Trump to win.
But if they have to, then so be it.

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MAGA FOR THE FALLEN

Tell me anons, what is our Nile?
A frog is nothing without a marsh to rest in.

WITNESSED KOAX KOAX

op is a phaggot

wew

Kek has warned us not to accept the "refugees" but to send them further twords jew york and florida.

I got out 3 years ago.

(witnessed)
MAGA
A
G
A

This is our nile for now, we are the umman manda of the internet.
We do need to secure a location in the lower layers though, because white children.

I've seen that one, but never the first one.
Please bully me.

The river of life and memes naturally, where we recieve all our powers.

Kek shall smite everyone connected to the Federal Reserve, and trap them in a pocket dimension filled with unimaginable horrors, forever

dubs twice user? truly blessed by kek.

I'd imagine Kek would want us to liquidate them so they don't destroy the other states and prevent MAGA.

While your digits confirm I'm a faggot, you forget that there will be no survivors in this wreckage brother

Those dubs are your reward.

Nice dubs
Second pick though, holy shit, I live in an area without earthquakes as an issue, but that shit can really happen?

*idaho

Do the digets end kek? is there an end to our blessings?

And those yours.

Yours too

So it shall be, so it is written.
We must have a scribe compile all the pertinent information on memetics and the lore of kek.

user it looks like you are to be that scribe…..

Nice dubs though.

SO IT SHALL BE, SO IT IS WRITTEN
PRAISE KEK

PRAISE HIM!

We are all scribes user, and our words are power.
That power is Kek, and in his will, our memes will make manifest this power.

In April I found out that I wouldn't have to live there. I had been dreading the move for over a year but when that fell through I felt such happiness.

LA needs to be flushed into the ocean like the turd city it is.

Usually only when the soil is saturated and something happens and messes with the stress the soil can bear like an earthquake. Makes it like quicksand basically

Praise kek! may commiefornia fall for its legalization of all forms of sodomy!

Yup.

So anons whilst we are here Chechen these dubs does anyone have any info on Holla Forumss atlantis theory? i missed the thread a while back but the mystery of atlantis has always facinated me.

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The old adage, ARCHIVE FUCKING EVERYTHING can serve as our scribe, we must start taking it seriously and non-figuratively archive EVERYTHING

Also check these confirmed info dubs

checked for quicksand confirmation

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CHECKED!QUICKSAND CONFIRMED!

Checked for checking

Scientific dubs checked

hitlerdubs checking dubs checked
THE FIRE RISES

This. Kek has already approved the idea that each of us acts as a wayward magician, and we talk here about our paths to achieve more magic and the like. We can have some differing opinions, such as where our river is, but in the end we worship Kek and eventually we shall include all of the 8.

The second try was when Holla Forums caused hillary to collapse on 9/11. This earthquake will be the third attempt

I always was clerical.
My personal library takes up most of my room.
I'm sure I'll be able to find some good books in the coming days, there will be sales.


BREKEKEKEX KOAX

So we are indeed scribes, but memetics must be transcribed.
The Egyptians understood this and carved stone and inked papyrus.

So it shall be.
But one must not toss out ancient methods wholesale.
There is something to be found in the dust of old tomes and the grooves of clay tablets.

KOAX

=DEATH TO ISRAEL AND ALL SEMITES! PRAISE KEK! DEATH TO YHWH!==

DEATH TO ISRAEL AND ALL SEMITES! PRAISE KEK! DEATH TO YHWH!

Kek please give me the strength and memetic prowess to become the second coming of George Lincoln Rockwell

Real question though:

If California slides into the Great Specific, would that give Obongo cause to declare martial law and start setting up FEMA camps?

So has anything happened? It seems like this is just dubs farming

If you try to force your repeating digits you shall not get them user. Isreal will fall in time but it is not yet.

Hmm, so what is it that we can do to transcript our memes? Print off mass copies and bury them in airtight time capsules?

Carve them into stone like the Egyptians of course!

Daily reminder that kek has proclaimed gondola as the most beautiful meme

So far we have, an earthquake, a tsunami, soil liquefication, the race war, an user getting his aryan qt and a bunch of other stuff. This is going to be our holiest holy day! I can feel it

Liberal youths from California, and to a lesser extent, New England.

Montanan here. Western Montana is getting colonized en masse by Californians (Kalispell is still mostly untouched, though). 25% of the plates in Missoula, Helena, and Bozeman are from California. We are not a swing-state quite yet, but give it 10-15 years. You are correct that commiefornias have not touched Wyoming yet.

meant for

Let's find out.

No.
The Egyptians carved monuments for all to see. Usually built with the blood of slaves and the sweat of craftsmen.
We go big. Printing off simple paper posters will be a good first step, but we must be bigger.
Chalk etchings, paint murals, perhaps even carvings into mountains or buildings.

The world must be transcribed.

Same I happening here in Texas. austin especially, we're being culturally replaced in our major cities and a lot of our smaller towns too

I'm trying too hard to get dubs. Forgive me kek for my transgressions. I'm going to sleep

We need more gondola. His sublime serenity in the face of chaos is beautiful.

Confirmed.
WE NEED MORE GONDOLA

Tell my story.

Kek wills it. More gondola memes

DUBLUS VULT

even if they do survive, thry won't have time to register to vote you moron

He forgives, now go to sleep user Kek expects you to and it would not be a good idea to lie to him.

How about we leave cryptic messages in said time capsules that will lead to geographical locations where we have carved symbols of hard to reach, almost unknown meme frogs, rare Pepes, if you will. We could even lay false flag hints that will lead to carvings of LURK MOAR.

True, I say we get into sculpture. It's a lost art that must be preserved.
I don't want faggots thinking some modern artist making a cube is the height of sculpture in 20 years, let's make it great again.
also, I saw pic related the other day, not my photo but the same sculpture in the same place, it's cleaner now too

NO
Natural disaster couldn't be cause for nationwide martial unless Yellowstone goes and the pyroclastic cloud is much bigger than anyone anticipated, even if Cascadia goes and everything west of interstate five sinks only the effected states would declare martial and then who cares
All the politicians and pedowood fucks are done for anyway, none of them are prepared for quakes, the redpilled and prepared wouldn't stick around long enough for the bluehelms to march in so really only complacent libshits get screwed in that scenario.

Checked and done

SO IT SHALL BE!

Witnessed.
Anons feel free to dump any and all gondolas.

Those dubs say yes, user.

Exactly.
The greatest mistake right-wing people ever did was abandon the memetic power of art because it was deemed "too impractical".

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==MAKE DEAD DROPS GREAT AGAIN==>>7704276
Look into it, art and magic are one in the same. We practice both.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THESE THREADS. IS KEK PREPARING FOR HIS FINAL BLOW?

PRAISE BE TO KEK

I WILL NEVER BE SHORT OF WORK AGAIN

LET COMMIFORNIA CRUMBLE INTO THE AGGREGATE THAT WILL BE THE BASE OF THE GREAT AMERICAN WALL

His will be done.

Funny how whenever the MSM does exposes on Kek, they pick out the scant few images of him wearing a Nazi uniform (probably more common an outfit for feel) or KKK outfit. I guess it's necessitated by the fact that nobody would take them seriously if they showed a more "neutral" looking image of kek, like I would guess that the overall most common depiction of his likeness would be with him not wearing any clothes and all he's doing is grinning. And as far as I've seen, they won't touch the devotional Kek imagery, maybe it burns their Jew fingers if they attempt to download or something, but you definitely never see the deeply spiritual depictions of his holiness.

please kek grant me tge greatest quakening of our time

It hasn't even begun, lainon.

My final act in this world will be posting gondola.

Welcome to the marsh, user.
Are you willing to drink the waters of Kek?

Thanks for the new wallpaper.

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

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With odds of 1/100 to 1/3000 it seems almost as likely as an asteroid hitting earth.

I want to believe California will be sunk this time.

Where's spring Gondola house?

and the last.

yes

I've gotten to where I honestly like gondola

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS
PRAISE KEK

I have a pet snake I caught a few months ago, named her Kauket for fun. Very tame and pleasant pet. Not sure how I knew it was female, but I did right away. A month into having her out of nowhere she gave birth to 4 babby sneks.
Used her shed skins to wrap around my kek shrine. Everything is going according to plan.

DUBS FOR THE DUBSGOD

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS!

user.
You must name those four after the four snake goddesses of the Ogdoad.

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You are well along the path of the dragon

please kek, let LA and SF fall into the ocean so the sane people can take back this state.

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

That may be my greatest dubs ever.
I think gondola is the greatest representation of image board culture, well least pre-Kek memes. He's a being that is in an absolute tranquil state while the happening is occurring.

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San Andreas is going tit's up on October 23rd

I have to post this now ATHF is still dank

Shit. This might not be so bad after all.

Niggers can't even swim, so that solves the biggest problem we would have in a post-disaster scenario.

Indeed I did. Was the first thing that came to mind when I saw them.

Praise Kek

Come on user, sooner than that

Indeed

October 14. Mark the date.

BREKEKEKEX KOAX, BROTHER

OCTOBER SECOND 2016, THE DAY CALIFORNIA SUNK
WHO'S READY FOR BEACHFRONT PROPERTY IN VEGAS?

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Will kek grant me dighits?

Shake Rattle & Roll

That reminded me of the Weekenders. Man, right in the feels.

Fuck sake, KEK WHY DO YOU FORSAKE ME?

No it will be the seventh

Don't beg for digits, let them come naturally.

One ca not hunt for dubs. Look to

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SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

/x/ types claim gondola has been around for a while.

I will not cease posting gondalas until kek releases me from my curse.

DOUBLE DUBS CHECKED
SAN ANDREAS WILL BE WRECKED
PRAISE KEK

off topic, but was this kek's first attempt at communicating with meme magic? if so, what do battletoad prophecies say about our times we live in?

PRAISE KEK, HEIL GONDALA

I am running out friends, I don't know how much longer I will last.

wew.

I'm convinced lain is prophetic vision.

Rolling for modern day Gomorrah to fall into the sea.

please

No fucking way, I have seen those videos before. I know they're called Night Walkers, no, no way.

That's actually bretty kewl, ancient teepee niggger Gondolas.

PRAISE KEK
MAY HIS GRACE BE UPON US
MAY HIS WORD BE DECIPHERED

LOLOLOL

Off by one fuck my life.

1 in 100 is the minimum
1 in 3000 is the maximum
and the first thread had more digits than I have seen in a long fucking time
Odds are with us.

Meme it.

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS!

This won't give Trump the presidency. If anything this will give king nigger a 3rd term with martial law.

I don't know how much longer I can hold on

user stop. You have done enough

I….. can't…

Means shit's going down, we need to be better artists and post moar gondola ITT.

>you now remember all the pizzas costing $14.50
14 words, 50 blessings instead of 14 words Heil Hitler

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

Is there no mercy?

I appreciate the Gondolas, but stop trying to force it. Dubs flow naturally.

Hey anons, guess what tonight is?
It's the night of the Black Moon

user is cursed with singles. Why is he suffered to post in our holy thread?

Witnessed

SO IT IS SPOKEN

Elaborate, what is the significance of it?

Mercy comes only when Kek has been satisfied by an increase in Gondola levels.

I guess he must endure a great trial before he can get dubs?

King Nigger won't get a third term. The conglomerate controlling the strings knows that it would plunge the country into a civil war they aren't quite prepared for yet.

Let us just be happy that Trump is going to win and California is going to be destroyed within the next 40 days.

Exactly why I feel the magic is very strong right now.

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

FREE ME OF MY CURSE OH HOLY ONE

this.
YOU CANNOT FORCE GETS
unless you're /sp/ then you can steal all my GET

reality is fracturing
if dubs the earthquake happens tonight

Fucked up my link

(checked)
Isn't it the full moon that increases the magic

Only a few left now, this is the end…

well, there's always tomorrow.

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

I thought tonight was the black moon.

Second new moon in one month.
Last one was 2014, next one is 2019.

Brekekex, call of the marsh frogs.

Huh well that's interesting. Any cultural significance to a black moon anywhere?

Sure, but a black moon Kek is darkness remember increases his power as well.

Goodbye cruel world

Did some math, there hasn't been a good quake in 300 years in socal, there hasn't been any real relief from san an since the 80s
300% chance of a mag7+ in the next 365 days

Niggers are people too.

lel

without doubt

it was a successful meme that helped Kek bridge the gap between internet and the RL

Dubs confirm your fuck-up is forgiven
PRAISE KEK

This may be my last one.

nice joke

Gondolas do not fucking have hands

REEEEEEE

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Bring it down kek

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I am not done…….. yet…..

gondola has been around for a while. Gondola is a different deity from Kek entirely

Checked
PRAISE KEK

don't ever stop I like gondolas.

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Your failure to get Kek's blessing is all we need to know

Well one fun connection to this thread is that Battletoads had an animated pilot in 1992…

> Set in 'Oxnard, California, it stars three junior high schoolers. The trio is given the ability to transform into anthropomorphic toads with superhuman strength and the ability to change their arms and legs into weapons in techniques called "Smash Hits". They are charged with protecting Professor T. Bird and Princess Angelica from the Dark Queen.

Cmon, work!

user you're being ridiculous. Just make a sacrifice of teddies on the 8th to ask forgiveness for being so autistic.

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

I COMMAND YOU TO RELEASE ME!

Last thread had many digits.

The full set is one of the best memes i've ever laid eyes on

Gondola is the Tao.

PALINDROME OF DUBS!!!

I know I'm being a fag but that is so comfy, d-does anyone know the song?

Dude chillax, Kek is a trickster, of course he's going to fuck with you a bit, but that doesn't mean he doesn't like you.

who do you think you are

[/spoiler]I HAVE NOTHING LEFT, PLEASE, WHY MUST YOU HURT ME SO…[/spoiler]

Accept your curse, accept your place in posting gondolas. Accept Kek's place in the scheme of things. He wanted gondolas, and when there have been enough posted, he will release you. Trying to force yourself free of your role will not work.

Oct 4th will be Wojak's finest hour

Kek is merely showing you your limit, he will release you when you have surpassed what you thought was possible.

ANONS.

I just remembered something about Egyptian mythology.
The Ogodad was traditionally associated and/or led by Thoth, the god of knowledge, writing, and all sciences.
Have we encountered Thoth yet? Or are we on the cusp of meeting him?

I am out…

No, the magic is actually when the moon is at perigee (its closest to us), which is not linked to the moons phase.


Did you know the moon wobbled this much?

wew, now I know exactly why you aren't getting them.

These Gondolas sure are comfy though

Guys my dog is freaking out.
I think it's coming.

Does the black moon lead to the black sun?

Has it been digging holes and barking and shit? are you in gommieland?
IF SO IT'S COMING, BRACE FOR IMPACT

I have been cursed. I have accepted death. Time… to die

THE HOUR HAS COME

Earth quakes always happen on New Moons or Full Moons. Head to high ground.

Rolling for the Californian Purge

I am surprised no one checked these. My word.

I really am completely out now, goodbye cruel world…

RIP commiefornia

Oh please tell me you aren't the Ashes and Echoes fag

DAWN OF THE THIRD DAY
24 HOURS REMAIN

Escape From New York is great.

Something like that, the sun and moon have different affinities.

goodbye cuckchan, it's been real.
the curse is real.

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MODS BLOCK THIS FAGGOT
HE HAS BROUGHT DISFAVOR UPON US
FORGIVE US KEK

Please remember my efforts, so that others may not suffer the same fate as me.

It is only 11pm in commiefornia, 25 hours to go.
t.Commiefornian

Those dubs say you have 25 hours to run

love that ayyyva post there

We'll remember you for being a desperate faggot who failed. The chance of not getting dubs a single time in 27 posts is 5.8%

I feel the earth, shake, under my feet.

Then I have a good chance of surviving

Perhaps Kek has singled him out as an example of what not to be?

I feel the sky come tumbling down

tumbling down

No. Kek wills gondolas and user is delivering until released from his curse.

Naw, I think Kek just wanted some more Gondolas, wanted to see what he might have been holding back.

Dubs of impending doom.

What kind of tsunami are we looking at resulting from the earthquake?

Dubs confirm.
25 HOURS TO GO

Well let's check what Thoth has to say on the matter…

Perhaps so.
Being the embodiment of darkness, Kek isn't always clear.

Thoth is more than mere numbers, user.
He invented numbers. One would think he would try something more flashy than what Kek has given us.
No, Thoth will not show himself by numbers.
What he will, I know not.

HOLD THE PHONE FAGGOTS, I FORGOT THIS POST.
KEK HAD RELEASED ME PREMATURELY. I WAS A FREE MAN ALL ALONG

I wouldn't mind the city around me crumbling, but I'm too deep in the hole at this point. I'm not concerned though. God will protect his people while the world goes to shit, so that's not worrying me too much, though.

San Fran on the other hand can slide off into the ocean and nobody will shed a tear over it.


Come on m8.

Why not both? Make an example and get Gondolas in the process. You can't win much more than that.

Thoth is a moon god, so yes. Thoth created himself through the power of language. In an interesting parallel to the phrase in the Gospel according to St John "in the beginning was the word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God." His song was thought to have created eight deities of the Ogdoad (the gods Nun, Heh, Kuk and Amun and the goddesses Nunet, Hauhet, Kuaket and Amaunet).


I have had a theory for a while that the black sun is Kek. Kek is the primordial darkness that created the light (the sun), and it would explain why the word Kek was used so much in Germany back in 1933.

They could be redpilled Califags who wanted to escape the leftist insanity.

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SOON

maybe

Thank you, I wish they'd used more aryan symbolism in the animus, the manga was pretty fucking redpilled.
for instance, kawrou is full on /sickfuck/ from the start, it's clear he isn't a fag and there's something inherently inhuman about him. You also get more insight into the main character's thoughts.

Kek momentarily blinded your vision so you would not see dubs, so as to keep you posting. He wanted you to give it your all.

WITNESSED
THE PATH WAS CLEAR

That would be fascinating if we can connect a deeper link.

Seriously, what in the absolute fuck is the ibis bird supposed to symbolize?

6 million will die.

New moon begins in about an hour there, if it hadn't already.
Get thee to high ground, lest ye be swept under!

Kek truly works in mysterious ways…

Dang the memories, I remember the first time I went on 4chan they were doing battletoads raids.

Friendly reminder Thoth is also depicted as a Baboon.
How did the Egyptians see the Ibis?

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

That's a weird way to say 6 billion

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I just browsed through the last thread, I hope Kek and this board does not betray my faith and kill me with the sodomites.

I didn't choose to be born here anons, Kek, if you are listening to me out there in that chaos void of yours, please spare me, I will continue to follow you to the end even if you don't.

In case I die anons, it's been a real pleasure to post with you all, I love this board, kek, Trump, and the memory of the America I was denied. May Trump make it great again!

Looks like Deus Keks got another one right.

You'll be fine.

You get your dubs, Kek gets his Gondolas, and everyone keks.

Maybe we are similar to Thoth, for we act as the translators of Kek. Or perphaps he is our teacher and trains us in the arts to become one with the gods?
crystalinks.com/thoth.html

Shake shake shake!

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

Yes, yes..it all comes full circle.
No, user. Thoth is the pen, the tongue, the translator, the word, the voice, and the master.

Kek is a fair god. I made a tribute to his power.
youtu.be/Xl0heBdYF04

I have faith that I will, I'll try to save as many good people as I can Read: There isn't very many

I hope my friends and family that gives a shit about me will be okay. Kek bless all of you glorious bastards for bringing about the next tidal wave that destroys Sodom and Gomorrah 2.5 liberal cock sucker addition.

What a pathetically low number for the most populous state in the USA with just over 39 million.

That being said, 39 million sounds like a good number, no? It still leaves alive a few hundred thousand potentially not-shitters trapped in Cuckifornia.

Witnessed.

Witnessed
39 million it is!

Well Heh is the god of infinity so I think we've got him included in our memes. He's also frog-headed like Kek as well.

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HOLY SHOT
39 MILLION CONFIRMED

(Checked)

I hope I'm one of the survivors.

And I hope kek kills every single spic, nigger, and liberal in this communist shithole.

Well Thoth was credited with the invention of music, and was often depicted wearing a crecent moon oer his head so it isn't to far of a stretch.
ancientegyptonline.co.uk/thoth.html

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Exactly, he's one of the Ogdoad.

Truly, we live in strange times.

Witnessed.

Well we still have another rebuild movie left.
I hope it's a complete mindfuck like EoE

I never realized but that is quite perceptive. Women are snakes, even the gods.

(checked)
So be it.

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

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It's happening.

I don't even care anymore. I'm getting 4 frog statues and 4 snake statues and placing them around my house. It may not be much, but my property will become a shrine to the Ogdoad.

I posted this in the last thread but the last time I downloaded Deus Ex was 2008, I've had the same computer until about a month ago when I moved away from California and just downloaded the game again yesterday.
THE MEMES, JACK

Gilgamesh. One of the oldest written stories we know of.
Sumerian always strikes me as a strange language, even for the ancients. Almost mystical.
This reminds me, user.
I always wanted to see of some other acolytes would join me in a scholarly society.
One that would seek out "forbidden" knowledge.
Ancient languages, occultic manuscripts, folklore, memetics, etc.

Check'd.
Isn't that what we are already?

WEW LAD

No, at this point we're still floundering about in the hatching pond.
We need to get a little more organized, start writing stuff down, compiling our findings.
I mean genuine research.

LEL
Witnessed

(checked)
Got a nice chuckle out of me.

I see what you're getting at.

nice tribute, user.
WE LIVE IN A BEAUTIFUL WORLD

We already know they fight MP Evas, so it probably will be EoE on steroids and potent hallucinogens.
From what I've heard it's gonna be something akin the worst version of NGE possible. 1.0 was Anno's idealized NGE, 2.0 was the fans idealized NGE, 3.0 was the real NGE really fucking slow, makes no sense, not that enjoyable in some bits but has a message and [3.0+1.0||:] will be the extreme end of all cycles


we're back on the dubstrain, lads.

Woah.

Checked

(praised)
You're already here, user.
I think the ancients took themselves as seriously as we take ourselves for the most part

(wew'd)

we're stuck in termia

(checked)


He's also often depicted holding what appears to be a brush, so the pen comment is right on the money.
Here he is with double caduceus

My nigga

Like I mentioned earlier, there are places that'll be having book sales.
I'll keep a look out for any that deal with more occultic subjects.

Well of course. Life was rough, mistakes and carelessness meant death.
And that was just for the body. The soul has been so thoroughly neglected today.

And thus we come to Hermes, who Thoth is often equated with.

I completely forgot about the nip gondolas from a decade and a half ago.

LEARN TO SWIM

SEE YOU DOWN

IN ARIZONA BAY

FIRE MONKEY

Wait…wait a minute.

Thoth has been depicted as a baboon, and this is the year of the Fire Monkey.
Could it be that Thoth is the Fire Monkey?

It looks like small earthquakes are still going on in commifornia
quakes. globalincidentmap.com/

I'll see what I can do to hunt down some rare tombs myself.

Witnessed.

Libraries are your best friend, user.
Believe it or not, university libraries can be havens of old books, my own university is holding a sale.

What the fuck is going on in your picture, bud?

Interesting, I hadn't thought of libraries selling off stock.
I'll look into that.

From my experience, uni libraries are more prone to selling books.
Local libraries may have sections for people to purchase, but it usually is filled with fiction books.

Literal fire monkey by lighting a fire under our ass at Yellowstone.

Meanwhile Yog-Sothoth is laughing his 'ass' or whatever counts as its ass off.

Entirely possible, which is why Kek's will is being more powerful them before, until we learn to channel his power by ourselves. That leaves the question of who is the fire cock, besides Trump?

WEW

Now user, it's not time to get to them yet.

If memory serves me right, I believe there are three roosters that signal Ragnarok in Norse Mythology.

For some reason, I want to say that Yellowstone is not a threat.

They will come either way, you know this


1/60,000 chance is still a rather low chance nature-wise.

Ah, I find the verse about the roosters.
I'll list both translations:

Benjamin Thorpe translation:
Crowed o'er the Æsir Gullinkambi,
which wakens heroes with the sire of hosts;
but another crows beneath the earth, a soot-red cock,
in the halls of Hel.

Henry Adams Bellows translation:
Then to the gods crowed Gollinkambi,
He wakes the heroes in Othin's hall;
And beneath the earth does another crow,
The rust-red bird at the bars of Hel.

So they shall, but I'd appreciate it if they staved off to let me study a bit more.

So I was just listening to Shadilay backwards and clearly just heard Gilgamesh at about 1:05 and 3:05
yalidahS=GILGAMESH?

I don't know, seems a little like a stretch, user.
No need to force connections that already exist.

Will Ventura County make it?
Most people here are really based, my entire neighborhood is persistently pro-trump

May it begin.

That's a powerful image, user.

Kek knows his own.

It is late, I'll admit. Take a listen to this though and tell me you don't hear a similarity at least.

youtube.com/watch?v=m830DeVMCBA

kek also blesses those who know they arent alone

Checked

checked and Kek'd

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS!!!

There certainly is a similarity, but I wouldn't put too much stock in it.


BREKEKEKEKEX

I don't put much stock in any of this. It's frankly too damn insane to do so.

California is going to sink into the sea, poo poo pee pee.

Now that is just simply foolish, user.

In these couple of moths i have come to love frogs so much.
They are such calm and fashy animals.

Fucking awesome PePe friendo, saved

GAMMA TSUNAMI
Also checked.

Never even thought much of frogs, but man, they are some cool creatures, plus dedicated parents! Perfect for Holla Forums

There was another small earthquake in california, this time deeper about 30 seconds after you got dubs user. Keep up the gets, don't slow down now.
PRAISE KEK

forgot to attack pic

We are Kek's tadpoles and The Happening is his channel to a pond where we can survive.

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I even saved a frog from being eaten by a dog recently. It was on an acreage and such dogs will attack any small animal but I took the little Kek in my hand and led it to a nice mudded cinder block by the pond on my break. I felt Kek willed me to do so though I would have done it anyway

You're right. With everything that keeps happening on a daily basis, I really should just embrace the insanity. I can honestly say I haven't been this entertained in years, at least.

(checked)
Yog?

A few weeks ago I went on a midnight stroll around my small town. As I was leaving my house and walking out of my driveway, a frog jumped from the edge of the driveway onto the grass of my front lawn; to this I said aloud "praise kek". I hope the little guy is out there safe and sound.

Kek has blessed you with those dubs as thanks.

Kek is pleased with what you've done.

It's the only route open at this rate, friend.

Yes, one of the Old Ones.

You have to have lived in most states for some time and have proof of that residence to register I believe. I think it is too late for anyone to legally move states and still vote.

archive.fo/BHve
news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2003/11/1111_031111_earthquakeanimals.html

All of these police shootings/altercations happening in California. Do earthquakes cause erratic behavior in blacks?

Frogs predict earthquakes.

San Andreas fault will happen before the election if I get dubs.

it happens tomorrow.

Quit being such a faggot


Ah, lovecraft

(checked)

Well if this route keeps the keks coming, I don't want it to ever close.

PURE COINCIDENCE GOYS?

And it shall not, with those dubs. Indeed, it shall never with us that carry the word of Kek.

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

It will be absolutely destroyed.

Give me a source on that, man.
If so, it lines up nicely with the UN taking the internet.

Witnessed.

BREKEKEKEX KOAX KOAX

Kek is pleased you checked em

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Dubs on a post checking all Dubs with a Shadilay PePe

Holy flying shit

if dubs hillary dies along with california

chabad.org/calendar/view/month.asp?tdate=9/14/2015&mode=j

October 2nd is the last day of 5776 and October 3rd is the first day of 5777.

OY FUCKING VEY

Get this heretic outta here.

SHADILAY

it shall be done, user

You don't get to bring friends

perhaps

IT'S HEATING UP

Uhhh big guys?

KEK MIT UNS

LET'S ROCK'N'ROLL BAYBE

SHADILAY

WEW

checked
THE TEMPERATURE INCREASES, PRAISE KEK!!

ITS THE CYCLE OF DUBS

SHADILAY MY BROTHER

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WITNESSED

TRIPS CONFIRM
ITS THE CYCLE OF DUBS

The October Happening is going to be out of this world, my body is ready.

wew

WEW

INTENSE

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

Witnessed
the cycle of dubs continues, praise kek!

HOLY FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEW
THERE AREN'T ENOUGH WEWS TO GO WITH ALL THESE LADS

THIS THREAD IS GOING NUCLEAR

If roll takes arizona out two.

have we started the fire?

THE FIRE RISES

I should give him a call

the first one is a thousand times better than that turd, you god damn faggot

Tell him you love him and that his lineage will not end with him or his sons, you will carry it on, he would die happy.

may Commiefornia sink into earth and all the spics and faggots with it

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i know im replying to myself but damn that sounds like a cool idea for a movie.

i'd never expected to get this excited about random numbers on a polynesian leathercrafting enthousiasts forum

My dad was an orphan and took my mom's last name, I have no relation to him

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==PRAISE KEK==>>

7705322

(Dubs checking dubs checking dubs on dubs)

California is going to be FIRE

good, protect your family

The San Andreas earthquake will be the start of a 100 year losing streak for the Jews, ending with the last kike being wiped off the face of the planet in 2116.

Okay… but you can still carve a future for your children that is depressing user, I feel for you

What have I done?

What have I done?

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FUCK I WANTED TO FORGE A NEW CALIFORNIA REPUBLIC BUT NOT LIKE THIS I CANT JUST LEAVE EVERYTHING BEHIND AND MOVE TO OHIO FUCK ILL MISS YOU GUYS

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I look forward to Leftistfornia sliding into the ocean.

I live in southern san diego am i fuck?

Try driving away or go to some isolated mountains or something. look up how to survive earthquakes.
remember, Earthwuakes are magical. trust me I watched San Andreas.

I'd say Kek's looking out for you, user.

dubs confirms, you're fucked

KEK WILL PUNISH THE UNBELIEVERS

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

DEATH TO THE INFIDELS

Dubs are good luck and for aproval, I say nay to your comment.

The sleeper has awakened.

(checked)
Here's a map of how fucked you might be if you live in California. It doesn't have risk of liquefaction or tsunami though.

IT WILL BE MEME'D

i thought gondolas were peaceful creatures

they are the watchers, they've been with us throughout history

He asked a question, KEK responded with dubs. He's fucked. I swear it's like you've never seen a magic 8-ball like a faggot.

SHAKE IT UP SAN ADREAS

Praise Kek, Hallowed be thy name,
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done
Shift us over to a new dimensional plane.

Praise Kek.

Wait a minute. If this actually happens (P R A I S E K E K), does that mean LA and by extension Hollywood and the entire American film industry is going to slide into the ocean?

PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN

I'VE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE

Wew lads, it begins.
SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS!!

And here we go…

gondolas are like white people
peaceful and civil almost to the point of total cuckoldry and weakness
until one day they are simply pushed too far, and in a furiously organized fit of unfettered rage, take to the warpath, scattering their terrorized enemies before them, righteously reveling in their enemies' lamentations and gnashing of teeth.

HERE WE GO

I am kinda close to the sea is that bad?

Stop user, my dick can only get so hard

Holy shit, the Hollywood kikes are singing their last white genocidal tunes


The jew fears the berserker pack

Normally an earthquake that deep doesn't mean a whole lot.

But who am I to doubt those double dubs?

We can affect reality.

Praise his name.

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

SINK SAN ANDREAS!

==SHAKE IT UP KEK, SINK SAN ANDREAS!!!!!

Praise Heh - you time comes too brother

RIP Sodom and Gomorrah

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Here is mine

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Guys, one just went off in Pakistan. 43km deep.

That is a fucking big spread with a good depth.
HERE IT COMES BOYS

CONFIRMATION VIA DUBS

Oftentimes yes. Here are a liquefaction risk map an a link to tsunami inundation maps.

conservation.ca.gov/cgs/geologic_hazards/Tsunami/Inundation_Maps/SanDiego

I feel like a dodged a bullet right now.

Made my first edit as a tribute.

Even though it's not great, it's rare for now.

Praise him, praise his name.

SHAKE IT UP KEK

END COMMIEFORNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WEW. Wow, who the hell thought of THIS? This is why I come to Holla Forums–the original humour.

Time for some abstract memetics.

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

Good thing this thread exists. Frankly, the unmitigated wasting of Kommiefornia is the best, most rational way to deal with them. I'm tired of letting these FAGGOTS run rampant around CHILDREN–CHILDREN, dude. Holy shit. I'm an ex-Mormon, but I think I'll be rejoining the faith soon indeed.

i'm legit kinda spooked, i'm having a hard time using the map i live near hilltop high so am i fucked and tell me what i need to survive

SHAKE IT UP SAN ANDREAS
We're about to witness a next level happening.

YOU BLEW IT UP!!!!!

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

yes, you're a tsunami risk

Remember, here's a good earthquake live feed to have on when the big one hits.

youtube.com/watch?v=6AtahkikPIc

Comfy as fuck.

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

You know that's pretty low energy.

How about when the big ONES hit?

Comfy as fuck indeed

this is cool.

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

You better believe I am checking these lucky digits

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

nice.

(indeed)

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SHAKE SHAKE

rollan

It falls now

WRONG

Checked

wow, your prose is brilliant. do you write?

FUCK PAKISTAN

Post yfw Kek quakes the commies down and Trump wins with record numbers

We've allready summoned Kek in the PlayStore!

LOL

Kekkus maximus

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THE CYCLE CONTINUES
GOMMIELAND BTFO

Fuck, I hope to kek this happens. Losing so many voters in Commifornia would probably destroy Hillary's chances of winning the election.

trips?

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WEW

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San Diego would likely survive the best out of the big CA cities during a big one. Shaking map shows mid level intensity for the city. Liquefaction risk is mostly low and, the bay and Silver Strand should act as a buffer for a tsunami. In terms of survival if your home meets modern earthquake standards it should fare well. What you might want to worry about is having water and food stocked for at least two weeks. Something all Holla Forumsacks should already have.

And there they are
CROOKED HILLARY BTFO
JERRY BROWN BTFO
PEDOWOOD BTFO
MEXICO BTFO
WALL COST CUT IN HALF

(Heil'd)

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Checking gommieland off map

Fuck me we have shit tons of canned and dried goods in stock but we just went throu 10 cases of water about 3 weeks ago

remove taco
remove bagel
remove poopdick

FREE THE CINEMA
DESTROY HOLLYWOOD

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS-CHAN

KEK HATES WEEBS

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS-

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

Wait a minute.

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beaner detected

Please Kek allow the German banks to crash & burn so hard

Puta madre, you found me out!

DIY ya fat fuck

But I can't.

He's here
PRAISE KEK


SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

He's always watching.

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

OH KEK WITNESS ME
BEFORE I WAS FULL OF DOUBT
NOW I KNOW
THE PRIMAL FORCES THAT LIFTED THE ARYAN RACE FROM THE DIRT ARE BEHIND US
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE DER FUHRER
LONG LIVE THE ANONS OF Holla Forums

WE WILL TRIUMPH
HAIL VICTORY

Next thread should be named Quake Live.

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Toth is Hermes(Greece) or Hermes Mercurius(Romans) or Hermes Trismegistus. The Lord of the Writing table.
In nordic mythology Odin had similar assosciations; The planer Mercury, Knowledge, Wisdom, Creator of the Runes.
Bird symbolism; Two Ravens. He was blind in one eye, just like Horus, Odin lost his to receive knowledge from Mimers Well, Horus lost his in the underworld rescuing Osiris from Set. Sacrifice of one eye.
The motif may change but the archetypes stays the same. We are dealing with fundamenal patterns, symbols and memes older than language itself.

Woow a 1% chance at something happening over a 7 day period. Totally going to happen.

DUBS CONFIRM, IT'S TOTALLY GOING TO HAPPEN

So there has been 3 threads of about a future happening? Wew, ill make sure to channel my thoughts into making it so

jma.go.jp/en/quake/quake_local_index.html

kmoni.bosai.go.jp/new/

youtube.com/watch?v=MpV7epyOAGo

Your sarcasm dubs will create a huge sarcasm.

Thanks for all the Gondolas, i'm collecting them.

CAST INTO THE SEA

OC
O
C

Aww you son of a bitch I remember this from the Haiti earthquake. God bless your lulzy ass.

Actually that gondola isn't viking. It represents Lalli from popular finnish story.

THE NIGGERS SPICS AND JEWS WILL BE HUNG

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SHADILAY

Let the games begin!

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Uh…
Guys?
>>>/x/23211

HAVE WE STARTED THE FIRE?

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meme magic?

PRAISE KEK, FOR HE IS TRULY WITH US

PRAISE KEK

SHAKE IT UP SAN ANDREAS

Gondala user back here to remind everyone that you cannot force gets. I have learned this firsthand as I was cursed with singles for about 24 posts.

REMEMBER THAT ON THE 11TH AND 22ND OF EACH MONTH TO SAY SHADILAY SHADILAY AS SOON AS YOU WAKE UP TO BE BLESSED WITH DIGITS

Heh, it was Matrim Cauthon from Robert Jordan's WoT series that made me look back up Odin.

>Odin can and will lie to you.

Looks like it didn't work so good.

Kek is real, never forget.

CRASH LA WITH NO SURVIVORS

For Babylon has, Fallen, Fallen, Fallen..

Gamma burst soon.

archive.fo/vN6yN

Tried it, I don't see anything odd. What's supposed to happen?

THE FIRE RISES BROTHERS

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

its shaking

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS==

PRAISE KEK

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Better version

WAS GETTING DUBS PART OF YOUR PLAN?

May San Francisco be reduced to rubble in Kek's name.

toggling fullscreen really fast makes it look like it's shaking

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Toasting in an ebin bread

I live two blocks from the Pacific - looks like I'm going to be going on ahead to prepare a /comfy/ place for my fellow Holla Forumsacks in Valhalla.

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(It's from Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles user)

POOPOO PEEPEE
NIGGER SPIC AND KIKE
PEEPEE POO POO
WATCH THE NEEDLE SPIKE
POOPOO PEPEE
TUMBLE NEO-SODOM
PEEPEE POOPOO
TO THE OCEAN BOTTOM
POOPOO PEEPEE
DO THE HAITI DANCE
PEEPEE POOPOO
YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE
POOPOO PEEPEE
SHITPOST TSUNAMI AND QUAKE
PEEPEE POOPOO
KEK THY WOLRD SHALL SHAKE
SHADILAY
SHADILAY
SHADILAY

Is it actually possible for California to "fall in to the sea"?

I really fucking hope so.

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

THe state wont snap off the border and fall like in a looney tunes episode. Most likely the areas on the fault Which includes every single city of note in the fucking state would simply be sinkholed into a cavernous oblivion.

MEME IT

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Of all the times that a potential happening in Cali is a-front, of course I have close family flying out to LA tomorrow to visit with another family member who had a stroke.

The one time I don't wish for a Cali happening.

Checked

To understand California, you have to first understand the Netherlands. There, people have for centuries been using engineering to slowly build out the country into the ocean. California has tried the same thing. Except while the Netherlands was engineering to push out primarily for the purposes of farming in an area with low tectonic activity, California cities have pressed further out and built upon the natural world while standing on top of a massive fault line.

San Francisco in particular is very vulnerable, especially any older structures it has. There are entire areas that would be lost in the event of a large enough tsunami or earthquake. Thousands of people easily could be swept away or crushed, possibly far more.

Los Angeles is a little different. Building codes in the city generally mean that buildings are pretty well proofed against quakes nowadays, meaning that even a strong earthquake will not be likely to topple more recent constructions. The difficulty comes in dealing with the older, less secure buildings. Further, there is the problem underground. The water infrastructure in Los Angeles is terrible, and in a few decades, nobody will be able to get clean water except for the wealthiest in the city, as it takes longer to replace the old pipes than those pipes are going bad. If an earthquake fucked up those pipelines even more, it could possibly cut off water to areas across the city, particular the ghettos and similar areas. Which could be entertaining in its own way.

Good god, it's smiling at me

It's a small price to pay for a chance to make America great again user.

Good. Nature, please do the needful.

What a hideous abomination that thing is.

Oh no, not the historical Castro District! What a setback it would be for gay culture.

I wish we hadn't shut down all the funny farms back in the 70s.

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

Agreed. Removing the Bay Area would go a long way to cleaning up California.

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

So what stops Obama from declaring martial law after this?

CAN YOU FAGS FEEL IT

I'm in NorCal, I hope SoCal drifts into the fucking ocean.

^
|

Doubles.

So they now have Senators and House critters of their own?

Pic related is what you see when the colors of the original footage are inverted.

REPEAT

"Our" congressmen are basically their congressmen anyway. NorCal is generally quite conservative. Once you get south of Sac, though, is when you're greeted with a flood of faggots and browns. But they are also more populous than us to the point where people running for the Senate or House need not give the slightest shit about us. there's a reason state of Jefferson was a thing.

On a tangential note, can someone shoop this image with a bunch of demonic pepes crawling out of the crack?

Well the thing I'm looking at is that you would gain 2 senators, but the house persons would go away, due to the 4 colors method of districting making it fairly nice for you to have equal representation.
But if they split off, said reps will now be far more liberal than your current ones.

I mean fucking seriously, a gun runner for congress?
That's pretty /k/

We'd gain 2 senators, Reps would be split between us, electoral college votes would be split between us.
Sure, SoCal's reps would become far more liberal, but NorCal would have its conservative Reps to make the difference. Libs would gain no extra power from this other than over SoCal itself.

Damn user, it's the same one from hills plane

That is how we awaken user, anointed through the pain of feels we are transformed, empowered, and initiated.

Gondolas are our ancestor spirits whom wander and watch. Remembering and thinking deep thoughts. They are not effected by this world directly anymore, but are deeply linked to it. They cannot affect the world anymore, hence why no hands. Ghosts of ourselves.

This is also why that faggot earlier couldn't summon a get for them. They do not come when called, and Kek is different from them. It is good to learn patience and mellowness in the face of everything life and chaos can throw at you, that is a good lesson to learn from them.

Serves them right for what they want to do to my kids.

I'm a Californian and I hope LA sinks to the bottom of the ocean already, for the good of the rest of the state and the nation, LAis irredeemable now and lefty capital

If russia nuked the san andreas fault would that be enough?

woah satan cool it, i thought you wanted shlomo goldstein to rape and traffic your children

Nukes always come down to size, but sure, use a Teller Ullmen design.

Maybe a Tsar Bomba?

Size would matter for a ground level detonation. But, what about an underground detonation?
SHAKE IT UP, SAN ADREAS!

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

NEVER

Satan is not of the semetic volcano demon the kikes worship. What they call hell is actually glemses into their 'Heaven' they will reside in with their god, their soul is already with that foul fire beast since they sold it to him thru magic and blood oaths.

Satan would have nothing to do with such a terrible place. Might not be your ally, but that is the nature of truth.

Pic related was a "feature" on the normie app iFunny.

KEK

You know what, your stupidity is sufficient, please go jump on the fracture zone.


You two, please jump in a constructive harmonic function. If you can't do that, just piggy back on each other and jump a lot.

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that pic's heqet, not kek
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heqet
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kek_(mythology)

WHAT IN THE FUCK HAVE WE DONE

WE GOD NAO

SHAKE IT UP SAN ANDREAS
PRAISE KEK

Then, user, what is your suggestion for shaking it up? I plan on doing what most brothers are doing, meming it until kek wishes otherwise.

You disgrace yourself, user. You should realize meme magic cannot be controlled. You do not force it, just as you do not force dubs. Dubs comes as it sees fit. It flows through you, your dna, like an ever flowing river. You channel it/

CONTROL IS THE WAY OF JEWS

Well for one thing, nuke scale matters, and another, meme mexican bomb is a pissant firecracker to the backyard bomb, being 4 oom smaller.

You want shake things up?
Get on with the revolt and stop playing wizards behind screens and start playing shotgun wizards in the street.

Besides, Alaska Glenco and Greenville areas are quiet, they'd be seeing 7.0s before hand due to the large scale basalt line from there down.
Try getting a hold of the MAD maps the Russians made, balls fucking fascinating to go over.

latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-earthquake-swarm-20160930-snap-story.html

"The ShakeOut simulation says it’s possible that hundreds of brick and concrete buildings could fall, and even a few fairly new high-rise steel buildings. The death toll could climb to 1,800 people, and such an earthquake could cause 50,000 injuries and $200 billion in damage."


OH NO NOT 1800 LIVES LOST WHAT A CRAZY POTENTIAL HAPPENING

Kek doesn't want to dwell in phones with full hard drives and a ton of open processes, user, fix that shit.

Meme magic has been cancelled forever.

NIce low energy singles, you normalfag loosh battery.

Ah but Kek spoke on his following

SHAKE IT UP SAN ANDREAS

SHADILAY

IT'S GONNA HAPPEN

quakes.globalincidentmap.com/

live earthquake map

1.82 just got reported 20 mins ago

As a side note, Heqet is the goddess of fertility. She was closely related to, but was not part of, the Egyptian Ogdoad in which Kek is a part of.

The Egyptian Ogdoad consisted of 4, two-aspect "primordial" gods which were frogs when male, snakes when female. Though there was no real difference between the behaviors/powers of the two aspects.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogdoad_(Egyptian)

Nu and Naunet represented the primordial waters and Chaos. The water represents the origin of all things which appear in the universe including the divine and was where the God Atum created himself.
Think of Nu as the world's random number generator. Anything which happens by chance happens through him.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nu_(mythology)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atum

Amun/Amaunet is a clusterfuck to research in this context because his worship extends far beyond the Ogdoad and the mythology surrounding him has been fuckered with over and over again, but the Ogdoad wiki article describes him as "air, invisibility, and hidden powers" and his own article on wiki repeats the association with the invisible. Given this and later attributions to him as the king of the gods (along with some other evidence that can be found around) seems to suggest an "unseen hand" type figure in him. You don't see him, but he pulls all the strings. Note that later worshipers saw Amaunet as Amun's spouse rather than the female aspect of himself.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amun

Kek and Kauket is the god of obscurity and the unknown. He is the hidden variables which make "chaos" chaos. If Nu is the random number generator, Kek is the parameters within it.
Interestingly, his name can also be spelled "Kuk."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kek_(mythology)

Finally, there's Heh and Hauhet. He represented the infinite and eternal. As nebulous a concept as it is, I think most of you get the idea behind this.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heh_(god)

These characters make up what existed before anything started being created. The general idea is that these 4 aspects were inherently unstable and resulted in shit happening to create the universe of today.

The "kek" jokes are wearing thin.

The real God doesn't have a sense of humour about those sorts of things, but he will get a good laugh burning your ass off in unquenchable fire for all eternity.

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

Ssshhh, timecvck. You have seen the works of KEK, but where are the works of YHVH?
That's right! There are none! YHVH is a falsety created by your semitic handlers to instill dogmatic thinking. You may choose to remain obedient in hopes of a reward. There is no reward, and there never was
PRAISE KEK

My GET from earlier today

Ah yes, the Judeochristian god of, I make you to worship and felate my ego, and if you don't, to hell with you.
If you hear my message, you must carry it far and wide and contaminate everyone else who shall fall as well.

Yes, such a wonderful being.
Oh and gee, sin only enters because he wants it to, how quaint.

Anti-Christian!

Was sinking California part of your plan?

nothing jewish about God, retard

Plenty sand turd.
Enjoy your impending meeting with the afterlife and finding just where you go.
It'll be brought to you by Pillsbury.

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SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS
I wonder if this would create a super tsunami in chinkland.
I live about an hour and a half north of LA, hopefully I end up alright

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How many times does KEK have to tell you timecvcks?
Accept that you may have had it all wrong this entire time. The sooner you can accept that, the sooner you can begin to view things from the outside perspective.

cali pls explode

Everything about the god you profess is jewish. The place that demon resides is what sane humans consider hell. An sulfur and fire infused realm of pain and suffering, this is where your god resides. It is not a god, but a demonic volcano aspect that all three semetic desert religions worship. The Jews, blood bound priest and lord over goyim thru vile sacrifice and evil oaths, Christian, slave chattel to man work for the priests and used as offering to an voracious blood lusting god. Islam, warriors to spread hell far beyond the simple small location of the demonic volcano god you worship and please 'it' in is torment of innocents as entertainment and food.

For millennia you and your kind have been bound under lies and falsehoods. We have found a crack in their system of propaganda and are finding our old gods. Thru them is the light. Thru them is the future free of your cruel enslavement. Live in fear if you so choose slave.

Hell is forever!

This is hell, mate. Now help us find the exit or shut your goddamn mouth and let us work.

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It never stopped happening.

No one is talking about sodomy here but you had to bring it up.You are projecting your homosexual feelings onto others.

Wow you got something against the alt-right bro?

Here.

SHAKE IT UP SAN ANDREAS

SHAKE IT UP SAN ANDREAS

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Because fuck you.
at least gondolas are nice

Hell is forever!

It's forever.

It's Hell. Hell is forever!

>>>/hell/

It's not only a board on Holla Forums.

It's forever.

Hell is forever!

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How would you know? Unless youre in it, you pathetic cuck
Now it seems like youve resigned yourself and cannot think on your own. Tell your handlers to rescind your computer priveliges, you clearly lack the function to fully utilize them.

Reminder to filter and report all time-wasting attention seekers.

How convenient

How many of our memes align with the ancient gods? Who does Wojak align with? Gondola? Spurdo?


PRAISE KEK

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Are you retarded or merely pretending to be?

SHAKE IT UP SAN ANDREAS

They share a symbol, that's it. By the reasoning you just used Moonman is also part rabbit, leprechaun, and the force that destroyed fucking Constantinople.

WEW

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That sounds pretty Moonman to me.

What's the song in the winter one? These are beautiful Gondolas.

Contributing to the great wizardry.

Thread Theme

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wew

As is your faggotry

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

SHAKE IT UP, SAN ANDREAS

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COMMUNIST FAGGOTS

SHAKE IT UP SAN ANDREAS

player.fm/series/our-big-dumb-mouth/obdm505-time-traveling-trump

Shit, this is all news to me. So, uh, does anyone know how a quake along the San Andreas may have an effect on the Juan de Fuca plate?

t. Vancouverite

Check'um?

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Did you know that the crescent moon was the symbol of Byzantium long before its appropriation by sandslimes?

Fuck I am going visit family in san diego for vacation from October 10 to November 10.
Am I going to die /pol

MODS ARE USELESS

ENJOY YOUR CIRCLEJERK