Every relationship I've had ever:

Every relationship I've had ever:

wow truly eye-opening stuff

Since we are making up greentext stories. This never happend to me and never will. All characters in my story are made up. I swear FBI.


The end.

pure-fantasy

I hope this fantasy took place in a world where all pedophiles are put to death in excessively painful manners.

not just a faggot, but a coalburning faggot.

So, my girlfriend's been getting hassled by this 30 year old nigger with 10 kids. He used to work at her job, he found her instagram and has been asking her out non-stop. She already blocked him so it isn't really an issue.

How much trouble would I get into if I made an account just to show him that image?

None because niggers dont know shit about computers. He would look at the picture get slightly mad then would shurg it off while swearing on all whites mutafugas.

I didn't mean from him, I meant legally. Like would that violate some hatespeech law. Note: I'm a burger, I don't live in bongland.

Maybe it take place in a world where he is 11?

Every relationship I've had ever:

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That is the degeneracy of not having offspring weighting in on you

that's a valid complaint though. everybody here knows that cum on the wrong diet is nasty.

It was just an excuse though. I took fenugreek to change the smell and downed pineapples and kiwi and drank gallons of water. I don't drink, smoke or do drugs either.

see that's the problem, you gotta use amphetamines to get that sweet golden cum. Inject right into your nut sack for best results.

no unless you do it 20 times

Just creampie her a lot. She'll get back to slurping your jizz if you keep her cunt stuffed.

Maybe you should learn to stop being a whore, and actually appreciate the relationship for the relationship.

Found the jew.

only a kike would make up a story that disgusting

All you need is bromelein for flavor. And lecithin if you really wanna feed your girl loads of jizz.

Have you read Hunter? Tell her to do like Yeager's girl does

My experience is only fat ugly 2/10 or lowers will swallow a load. Any sexy hot bitch won't ever swallow unless I have extremely bad luck.

Man up and MAKE her swallow. Pull her closer by the hair and stuff your cock into her throat while you cum, she can't stop you.

I've tried. And get punched and smacked. I've been hurt pretty bad by some girls who are against swallowing at all costs. So instead I just sit here and fap to videos of porn stars swallowing 60+ loads to get me off.

If she punches you, punch her back. It's fine to hit girls if they started it. Knock her unconscious and fuck her throat raw until she comes to, then shoot your cum and tell her if she doesn't start respecting you, it's over.

I've even brought up to her that other girls have swallowed before. Let's just say that didn't end up so well. I got beat the fuck down she literally drew blood in the middle of our kitchen. I'm the bitch in the relationship and it's definitely clear. She only gets on top now and uses my dick till she cums then gets off. If I haven't yet than too bad, she tells me to go fap to my anime pictures like the loser I am. She won't let me drive or get a job. But she makes me clean the house and do house chores as well as yard work. I'm a slave.

It may be time to give her a bullet, if you catch my drift.

Then I'd have nowhere to go. I can't go home.

Shit, my gf is in the first stage now, am I destined for stage two?
Also she's 14 :^)