Porn Pet Peeves Thread

Liam Turner
Liam Turner

get in here faggots

the man doesn't shut the fuck up or doesn't stop moaning
the girl is obviously faking it
the girl looks really apathetic, as if she's running late for something, making it obvious she's a prostitute
it's a deepthroat and the girl is making disgusting overdone gagging noises
the girl just teases the dick or talks a lot, hardly ever gets to business
it's at a weird angle, like behind and under the guy's legs while doing doggystyle, or facing the girl's back during cowgirl

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pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58c9256d17859
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1085691995

Mason Moore
Mason Moore

the girl is over 18

Jaxson Diaz
Jaxson Diaz

girl looks at the camera all the time when it's not a POV video
girl smiles at the camera when not a POV video
dude finishes himself off with his hand
not finishing in a hole
girl talks WAY to fucking much to overcompensate for her lack of technique
shots behind the guys ass during missionary
reverse cowgirl
creampies where the tip is just barely in
girls not swallowing

Chase Rivera
Chase Rivera

this.

Adrian Gomez
Adrian Gomez

Is this a big problem for you freak

Xavier Nelson
Xavier Nelson

Not a big problem, as i can jerk off to adults too. Just a preference tho

Leo Perry
Leo Perry

Who in their right mind would jerk off to younger than adults. Especially when you are an adult such as yourself. What's that one Russian girl's name too

Lincoln Stewart
Lincoln Stewart

YOu fucking sicken me

James Sanchez
James Sanchez

implying im over 18

Camden Thompson
Camden Thompson

Irresponsible sick-minded men, that's all who browse this sick twisted hell hole

Evan Murphy
Evan Murphy

Reverse cowgirl is the one thing that guarantees I will cum, it is the hottest possible thing, and I have tested this extensively. If I'm trying to fap and cum for the 10th time today then I need that. What do you not like about reverse cowgirl?

William Jenkins
William Jenkins

And that includes you, sir.

Brandon Howard
Brandon Howard

Porn Pet Peeves
I really hate when it causes long term damage to my dopamine receptors and slowly twists my sexual tastes into the bizarre and fetishistic. Huge fucking pet peeve :^)

Charles Barnes
Charles Barnes

lol are you the officer assigned to monitoring my activities on this board? Bro, we are autistic liars who enjoy shocking others, and get sad when it's just us circlejerking around with the most offensive and weird stuff we can imagine, and nobody is taking the bait. We live for your reaction. Doesn't mean we do anything with our lives other than isolate ourselves in our bedrooms and browse imageboards all day making shit up. Where did you come from and can you bring more normies like yourself so we can have fun trolling them?

Justin Long
Justin Long

It's not reverse cowgirl, per se, but spread-eagle reverse cowgirl. A girl riding facing away is fine, but when she's propped up like a fucking crab it irks the shit out of me. No particular reason, it just does.

Daniel Reed
Daniel Reed

I don't mind so much as look as she looks very young but usually that isn't the case.

I like 9 year olds that look unusually mature for their age.

That is the best.

The prophet knows best.

Brandon Adams
Brandon Adams

I am curious have you ever had sex? If so that might be why it bothers you. I've never had sex so I have no idea what positions are actually best if you're going to actually have sex as opposed to what merely looks aesthetically pleasing. Also I don't really understand what you're describing.

Juan Brooks
Juan Brooks

(check'em)
This user said it all. I pitty the fool, who takes the bait

Robert Peterson
Robert Peterson

shit nigga z'at cherry?

Nicholas Green
Nicholas Green

image 1
This is the shit I cannot stand
image 2
This is acceptable

Yes, I have had sex.

Jordan Phillips
Jordan Phillips

When NEET fat lonely losers keep shitting up boards with porn related bullshit because they've never gotten a piece of trim before and put that shit up on a pedestal

Juan Gutierrez
Juan Gutierrez

ok cool

Noah Gomez
Noah Gomez

7697827
trying to redeem yourself on an imageboard filled with cynical outcasts that will call you a faggot regardless

Isaiah Reed
Isaiah Reed

I tried my hardest to redeem myself sir how well did I do

Tyler Cox
Tyler Cox

Well, for starters, claiming how smart you are is low-hanging fruit. Explain your positive qualities in depth, you lying pansy/

Charles Ward
Charles Ward

Niggers

Juan Price
Juan Price

My smart-claiming actually spells out "masha" a secret hidden pedophile message. Only shows how much you need to learn with this board, kiddo. How fucking old are you. Don't worry, you'll be in your 20s soon. Deleted my previous post

Zachary Ross
Zachary Ross

Deleted my previous post
Pedo on damage control

Kayden Murphy
Kayden Murphy

Is this some sort of goofy meme?
GO play with your dolls

Austin Gray
Austin Gray

GO play with your dolls
My sex dolls are sleeping, right now

Nicholas Young
Nicholas Young

Sleeping because you are talking too much on the internet and being a loser no doubt

Jason Myers
Jason Myers

Deleted my previous post

I rest my case.

Parker Torres
Parker Torres

Rest which case

Kayden Stewart
Kayden Stewart

…you say after you claim that I'm an underage dumbass.

Do I need to spell it out for you again, or are you good?

Alexander Cruz
Alexander Cruz

I suspect your knowledge of what it's like to actually fuck informs you as to what positions are best. That must be why it bothers you.

Nolan Brown
Nolan Brown

Because hey have sored holes, and they need to rest. Thats why i'm talking to you, faggot

Mason Foster
Mason Foster

Girl talks dirty and will absolutely not shut the fuck up and just moan in pleasure for any thing reason
"Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh-huh! Fuck me! Oh yeah!
Searching for missionary porn gives you 99 vids where the guy remains standing or on his knees and 1 vid where he actually lies down on the girl.
Said one vid never shows the body of both partners but only the head of the girl and a close-up of the ballsack of the guy.
in the rare event that you actually get happy missionary sex (complete with leg-lock and everything), the vid has no sound or has been shot with a webcam that makes potatoes look like professional equipment.
The only vids that regularly have this position is interacial with a walking stereotype of a nigger on top or cuckshit.
>no vids whatsoever where the guy blows his load and collapses on the girl, who happily lets him rest atop of her and gently caresses his body

Colton Jones
Colton Jones

implying we aren't all lanklets and skeletors who eat the bare minimum needed to sustain our existence and focus entirely on our shitposting

Doubt there's any fat people here.

Luis Torres
Luis Torres

watching porn

Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner

Spell some more out. You're on to some bullshit

Alexander Thomas
Alexander Thomas

I need to get a lg instead of just watching lg :(

Jordan Green
Jordan Green

In your deleted post, you claimed to be very smart, which is a redemption so overdone and cliché that even mothers have been using that excuse on their retarded autistic sons since the 90's because they're convinced savants exist. You use the aforementioned redemption to try to get the upper hand in a retarded argument that will eventually be buried in a day or so. You use the aforementioned redemption on a website where no one gives a shit about who, what or how you are, so there wouldn't even be a point to doing it. You're just doing this so you can convince yourself that you're better than you really are, as well as pretending you're better than anyone else in this thread.

Hell, you might as well say the same thing about me, but I already know I'm a degenerate piece of shit. I already know how far down the rabbit hole I've gone; why else would you think I'm on this website? I hope you're having fun, because I know I am. Thanks. No, really, this is a blast.

Andrew Perry
Andrew Perry

girl looks at the camera all the time when it's not a POV video
girl smiles at the camera when not a POV video
fuck I hate that shit
makes me feel like I'm getting cucked

Michael Green
Michael Green

When she's into it

Julian Perez
Julian Perez

i don't watch it

Tyler Miller
Tyler Miller

normalfag porn
not extreme fetishes that involve no sex whatsoever
lul

Carson Smith
Carson Smith

Girl doesnt end up broken

Blake Wilson
Blake Wilson

triggered

Evan Moore
Evan Moore

Good shit, man. Got the full video?

Ian Powell
Ian Powell

your dad changes the channel to football

Samuel Jenkins
Samuel Jenkins

when the girl accidentally shits while doing anal

Luke Roberts
Luke Roberts

I can't jack off to normal porn anymore. I find myself jacking it to jailbait videos or little girl bate videos. This isn't me to trying to be edgy, this is me be telling the truth.
When I could jack off to normal porn then one of my pet peeves was when the guy didn't finish on her face/in her mouth. That's what really pissed me off.

John Kelly
John Kelly

it's at a weird angle, like behind and under the guy's legs while doing doggystyle, or facing the girl's back during cowgirl

fucking this. Can't stand watching hairy male ass in porn.

Michael James
Michael James

how do people get off to this

Cameron Gray
Cameron Gray

lmao I love this

Jackson Campbell
Jackson Campbell

To think this cunt votes… Too bad she didnt drown in that piss

Alexander Williams
Alexander Williams

everything you said

Julian Robinson
Julian Robinson

when the vagu is bright red instead of being the same colour as her skin
when she has pubes
when he has pubes or any body hear really
when she's a roastie
when she's an american
when the plot sucks

Robert Nguyen
Robert Nguyen

*hair

Charles Evans
Charles Evans

when they are too lazy to bleach

Gavin Gray
Gavin Gray

red hair
that hairstyle
that lip shape
that facial shape
that skin tone/quality
eyeliner
yea

Arby's™ Roast Beef with Cheddar™
brown genitals
that camera quality
Adventure Time
nay

Eli Campbell
Eli Campbell

girl doesn't get fully naked at some point in the video
that fucking stupid bra hanging from her chest that doesn't let you see tiddies properly
dildos of any kind
unless it's some camwhore shit, if you can't afford to hire a dick don't make porn, if there's a dick around leave that plastic shit
dp/gangbang scenes where the guy won't let the girl suck his dick after she took some cum on face
that will be a problem now, after you rubbed your dick with other fags for hours?
when you're watching/have watched a scene and suddenly discover the girl was either preggo or a cripple
pretty rare, but have been there with both cases, didn't enjoy it

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

The guy is fat
The guy makes any noise at all
Or really anything that directs my attention away from the girl

Henry Diaz
Henry Diaz

Extending that
there's a scene where the guy's face is shown
he's absolutely hideous

Lucas Roberts
Lucas Roberts

the man doesn't stop moaning
This is actually kinda hot tbh.

Asher Lee
Asher Lee

I ain't even mad, she looks like an absolute slut, even behind that mask

Lucas Martin
Lucas Martin

This lol

And when it's a female that the focus is on in general. Yucky

Christopher Bailey
Christopher Bailey

Well, mask or not, shouldn't be a challenge to judge if a girl that's on a porno is a slut or not

Juan Peterson
Juan Peterson

When she's wearing sexy socks and doesn't take her shoes off.

Dominic Kelly
Dominic Kelly

Sheit I smell that thotbox through my computer screen

Jose Nelson
Jose Nelson

When there are good angles, but the cameraman keeps changing them every 5 seconds. Or when the camera just keeps switching between closeups of the face and genitals. Really just shit cameramen in general.

Christopher Lee
Christopher Lee

when it's 3D

Aaron Green
Aaron Green

Tattoos. Anytime. Anywhere.

Kayden Hill
Kayden Hill

<fake looking girls
<fake tits
<penises being shown or used
<small nipples
<fish eye lens
<camera looking at one spot for more than a minute
<anything to do with non-human milk
<spitting
<poor sound quality
<shitty music playing
<girl is too loud
<girl talks or breathes in through her teeth
<fake piss squirting
<features girl between age of 20 and 30

I only watch lesbian or solo. I hardly ever watch traditional penetrative sex anymore, unless it's 2d. I am a pervert.

Jaxson Gomez
Jaxson Gomez

Who in their right mind would jerk off to younger than adults.

Anyone who sees through feminist indoctrination. Teenage girls are naturally the most attractive, but feminists have been using the media for decades to try to distort guys' standards because they know they can never live up to teen girls' sexiness, so they do all they can to label it wrong and people like you fall for it.

Caleb Murphy
Caleb Murphy

this and this

Ryder Flores
Ryder Flores

Sexuality and sexual attraction are things that can be doggy trained to the weak minded and weak willed, but biology rules out for people who don't just accept everything at face value. It is unnatural for you to train your penis to work on command only if a magic number is fulfilled, if you find something attractive, you find something attractive. If she's 14, 28, or 72 that's what your dick wants. To deny that fact is to deny your biological imperative.

I'm not saying you should fuck kids, obviously that would be wrong.

However I am stating that your body doesn't care if she's 17 years, 11 months, and 15 days old, or 18 years and 32 minutes old. If you split hairs like that, you're stupid.

Nathan Fisher
Nathan Fisher

It just happens man can't really tell you why

Zachary Nguyen
Zachary Nguyen

Porn Pet Peeves
Condoms

Mason Miller
Mason Miller

Depends on what you define as a kid. If you're talking about an actual kid then no, but you absolutely should fuck teenagers because there's no evidence of it being wrong. Most of the people who claim it's wrong are just listening to the media and never actually thought about it.

Noah Jenkins
Noah Jenkins

when you can tell they are disgusted by cum and do everything they can to avoid sucking down the cum shot.
jobs done, leave the guy hanging

Ryder Cooper
Ryder Cooper

Add
Girl doesn't get naked
Girl leaves shoes/socks on
Eyeliner smeared for the sake of being smeared without bloodshot eyes from being gagged during deepthroat
"quacking" deepthroating
spitting as lube where they completely miss the junk
spitting on the dick and not drooling on it to use as lube
too much licking during dick sucking (shows a lack of effort)
the asian "whine"

Landon Thomas
Landon Thomas

"creampies"
"cumming inside"
"pov"
"cum in mouth"
in case you dont get it, its the fucking liars and how they tag their videos ruining everything

Also
facials for anything but blowjobs
facials ever

Kayden Cox
Kayden Cox

thats intentional

Oliver Reyes
Oliver Reyes

when the camera focus on the genitals. I hate seeing a dick going in & out of a vaginal. I want to see the facial expressions of the girl

Christopher Robinson
Christopher Robinson

watching porn at all

Hunter Jenkins
Hunter Jenkins

the guy is black
the guy is arab
the guy is overly hispanic
dildogging (take the knot bitch!)
man is a retard and doesn't know how to fuck right
man can't stay rock solid
man obviously not interested in fucking (kick that FAGGOT out if he's not super into whatever BBW granny bitch i'm trying to fap to)
woman has blown out hemorrhoid asshole

Juan Reyes
Juan Reyes

no vids whatsoever where the guy blows his load and collapses on the girl, who happily lets him rest atop of her and gently caresses his body
I've seen one but the title was literally in hebrew when I found it
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58c9256d17859
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1085691995

Carson Murphy
Carson Murphy

girl is still alive at the end

Zachary Evans
Zachary Evans

STAAAAAAR WAAAAARS

Isaiah Gomez
Isaiah Gomez

it begins with a blowjob, but it's one of those shitty Brazzers faggot tier GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG gagging shit
the dude moans like a faggot
BLACKED
it's overly messy with one person being covered in saliva and shit
man's ass is in full view
the dude just goes in like a jackhammer where it doesn't even look like it feels very good, and it's unsatisfying as hell
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YES YES YES FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"
the girl's moaning is not sexy or cute in the slightest
man goes down on the girl
girl gives man a rimjob
person fucking sniffs other person's ass like some shadman shit
anything with feet
All of this shit fucking kills my boner.

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