so, tell me about yourself, user :)
> so, tell me about yourself, user :)
I want to be good at drawing, so I can make porn comics
I want to learn japanese so I can watch undubbed anime.
I like turtles.
I want to hit someone so hard they cry
computer repair guy
computer engineering major
clingy weeb landwhale gf
living in grandparent's attic
I'm living the stereotype boys.
I secretly work for the fbi
Please get your feet off my chair
The rare attic neckbeard
I'm a hebe
Date a minor
I'm a 22-yo going out with a 13-yo girl. We just don't see what the problem is. There's nothing sexual between us, we just really enjoy hanging out together, and love being in each others' company. We spend a lot of time together with her family, and they accept us just fine - they can see how we care for each other is very real. We appreciate other people don't understand the depth and joy of our relationship… my gf is short enough that we get weird looks when we're out together in public. I think 5'2" is pretty tall for a 13 year old, though. Fuckin' normies. Leave us alone - we're all happy - isn't that all that matters?
takes things literally on b
I love helping data miners in exchange for a fleeting sense of connection with a human female
Wouldn't know pasta even if it fell out of his pockets.
calls other people retarded.
You activated my trap card
Yeah I'm pretty retarded tbh
It's a magic card I know
fuck off diddler
he dindu nuffin
I wanna catch her in a net and take her home :)
I'm an unironic Mosleyite fascist who works at a gas station despite having a degree in a technical field with ample job opportunities in my area. I live with my parents and have never had a gf. Also I rarely brush my teeth and my breath always smells like a wet ashtray.
Can I get your number?
Tell her she looked really hot when she was 13.
Don't put your goddamn shoes on the chair, you fuckin' uncivilized bitch
How the fuck is she 15?
OP confirmed for kissless virgin. Women would never ask about YOU, all they want is to tell you about themselves.
Well I like horror movies, mystery novels and comedy television shows. I enjoy long walks through rough terrain. I love dogs but kinda hate cats. I go to the gym whenever I have free time to play basketball with some of my friends and co-workers as well as lift a bit. And I also hate all women because they are fucking parasitic scum.
Begone, datamining thot!
I'm a danknet citizen and hoard CIA and military and political and occult documents and am an expert in memetic operations.
Are you in the US?
O, I fell for a copypasta, didn't I? Either way, I think if it's real it isn't wrong.
Kicked out of home
In a homeless shelter
Continuing work on a video game on my shit tier laptop
Desperate for a job
Desperate for an apartment
At least I have a bunch of anime
live with mam
18 y/o gf who is dtf any time.
relationship is still falling apart tho.
I want to die
Alright, first to talk gets t-
CALM DOWN FOLKS IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Datamining, the thread
I'm a pretty big guy.
I'm so god damn lonely and the only people I can relate to are a bunch of deranged faggots on an imageboard you probably should stay off of and never ask me about again. I had goals but, one by one, they all got shot dead, so now I'm in a situation where I have no idea what to do with my life except watch everything get progressively worse.
Please pat my head. If I start to cry, ignore it.
i am allergic to activated almonds.
But OP. You know me.