Feminine Hips

I have leg hair and lots of pubic hair, so please.

I’m already doing that, I got a bit of progress.

bOI this aren’t a copypaste, either show proof or get out

there's nothing wrong with you that a few minutes in a woodchipper wouldn't solve

I’d rather not die

Stop trying to make me gay femboy

Get some fat and muscle and youll probanly look like pic rel

Weighlifting with a heavy bulk with emphasis on the obliques. You'll always have feminine hips, but you can at least lessen the impact.
or go full trap. I mean, it's an option.

I’ll try weightlifting, though I usually am unable to carry anything heavy

You spend too much time on the PC, twig boy. Exercise more, eat more. You being some weird half asian doesn't help either.

that's why you lift things so that you gain muscle.

eventually you will be able to carry heavy things.

There are few greater feelings than lifting a weight that one thought just months ago impossible.

Are you looking for a boyfriend or something?

FUARK id tap that, as for your question tbh I don't really think there is a way you can shrink it. Maybe if you get on roids and build muscle on other parts of the body specifically to mask the wide hips.

stop giving this faggot attention. this thread keeps popping up, which either means someone is desperate, or many people are desperate.

I heard steroids shrink testicle size so I rather not do that one

PICTURES OF MY HIPS AND A SHIRTLESS PICTURE ISN’T EXTREMELY SEXUAL
WHY DO I KEEP GETTING HIT ON

because you have child-bearing hips.

straight guys like girls who are equipped to carry a pregnancy to term.

You know what you did user.

But but how about those v line abs pictures on google where they do the same? :[

lmao sure you do, faggot. bet you waxed them little peach hairs off.

Those are still pretty gay user
Only girls would like them, but imagine sending one of those to a male friend

I don't what the meaning of this. It seems as if your birth as a male was a mistake with that body.

What if OP is lying to us and it's actually a flat chested girl pretending to be a boy?

well then op can fuck off

vaginas are gross

I wonder what race/ethnicity op is

I don’t wax I just don’t have that much body hair

I’m nOt gAy and I just posted this on Holla Forums

Is my body really that feminine? ;(

I Am FlaT ChESTed BEcaUSE I aM A mALe

I'm sure some desperate user will awkwardly attempt a bad flirt even if OP was indeed a girl!

I am half Chinese descent and half Australian. I look like an Asian.

Can you prove that, bitch?
Pic related it's your new life.

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stop buying our real estate, mate!

I am not a fAggOT

so you are a soyboy got it

I don’t eat any soy or drink any soy products

That's true, girls can't be faggots, they are naturally supposed to take the cock.

I am born here, I’ve been living Australia for most of my life :( I have an Australian accent and I missed out on having a broken english china man’s way of speaking.

I’m not taking anyone’s cock and I AM A GUY

I once knew someone with a similar bodyshape and they were an American mutt, i wonder why a few men have this trait, maybe estrogen.

You mean a China girl way of speaking.
Vid related, what you could have been.

thats japanese you racist shitlord

High estrogen causes big hips and big butt?

What kind of work out are you doing? I used to have your bodytype, but then I gained some weight and started working out and its gone for the most part but I still need to find good fitted clothes that wont emphasize dem curves or make me look blocky. You need to work out so that you can build up a v taper instead of the hourglass look

dont focus on oblique, you got lower muscle insertions it'll just make your hips look even larger

Lunges
Depth Jumps
Push Ups
Planking
Roll Up
Jogging
Dumbell lifting

I able to run a 500 meters in a minute and 40-30 seconds.

Oh

lunges are shit, do squats instead, planking is pretty shit unless you're trying to get endurance. You need more upper body, back and shoulder exercises, push up are ok, benchpressing is a lot better and doing dumbell flies to build up your chest, deadlifts and rows will give you a bigger upper back and train your core better than any situp or ab workout. Cardio is ok for health, but you're slim enough don't make it too much of a focus cause it also interferes with muscle gains. For more info go to /fit/ probably best to check half chan's and read the sticky

Noted

What do you think about protein powder?

Its vital if you're trying to build up muscle and hit your protein need for each day for optimal gains and faster recovery. The sticky on /fit/ will cover all you need about hitting your macros so you can gain size and strength

Thanks for all the advice

you can also hit your protein requirement with a good meal plan, but if you're unused to larger meals it might be a hassle and protein powder helps fit it in easier, if you're low on cash, milk can also help increase your protein amount, since protein powder is basically just milk proteins in powdered form

no prob, I know the pains of wider hips, but once you get some lats and your shoulder built up, youre going to look good

also just read that you did go on fit and yea dont post your pics there unless you want to have all the lonely guys hit on you

How much milk do you recommend I should drink per day?

Heh, noted

depends on your goals, if you want to get swole quick and put on pounds you can follow the gomad(gallon of milk a day) or mod it, but for the most part you just need enough to supplement your daily protein, which is usually considered at least a gram per kg of your lean body weight, if you're diet consists of of chicken, eggs, beans, oats, ect you probably can easily hit around 120 grams or so per day and just need 2 or three glasses a day, but like I said you need to track your diet if you're trying to build up more muscle to fill out your upper body

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start lifting, it'll make your just bigger and make you look a bit more balanced.

I’ll already have a big bottocks and I don’t want to follow a trap guide. I’m am not a faggot nor am I a trans.

I don’t need anymore estrogen.

get /fit/, itll make everything look more even

When are you going to take your clothes off?

and yet here you are on a German board for tolerance and gay love posting pictures of your ass.

kys faggot

DOn’t seXuaLiSe mE

I’m not a faggot

Thatsawomanbaby.jpg

Fuark, are you sure your not gay or bi?

youve posted your ass a few times, and how does a non faggot get a ass like that, youre either a faggot or generally low t

I blame mAh genetics

nO

Okay you are not gay, but how would you feel about cuddling with another guy?

how much do you like soy?

I’d say that’s pretty fucking gay

I usually don’t ingest any soy products
Refer to

can i get a piece of that ass?

nO sexual hArassMent, hOMo

but you're so cute
post asshole

nO, I told you I’m not gay damn it

you sure? you seem pretty defensive…

penis with timestamp or get the fuck out

fucking newfags

my email's in the field if you want to send your asshole, no one else has to see…

Aren’t wide hips a good thing for lifting?

ove been here since 2007 you fucking new fag

I think “penis with timestamp” is supposed some kind of opposite to “tits or gtfo”

Also, why would I post my penis I am not a faggot.

That’s good to know

because deep down we all know that you're a faggot

That’s not gonna convince me to my penis on 4chan. You could’ve asked for literally any another body part with a timestamp, filthy homo.

Post nudes tbh tbh ngl

STOP HITTING ON ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>>/4chan/

I meant Holla Forums. Sorry about that. I didn’t mean to downgrade everyone to halfchan.

ill forgive you if you post asshole

I AM NOT GONNA POST MY ASS

THEN I WONT FORGIVE YOU

I DONT NEED YOUR FORGIVENESS

THEN PAY WITH BLOOD

OP if you don't like this thread then just hit exit like nigga just close your eyes walk away

seriously they are just bullying you bro, just go do something else with those curves, like pick up a dom girlfriend

YOU ARE A GAY NIGGER

I don’t know how to get a girlfriend, I’ve never had one before. I’m asexual, I don’t actually really need one at all

this motherfucker just wants attention, this thread gets posted like once a week

Show proof or gtfo, this is the first time I’ve posted something like this.

Naughty boi…That's some nice hips you've got there and I'd love to stroke them a bit before putting you on all fours.

Stop flirting with me I aren’t gay

Me neither baby, I'm bisexual. I'm just saying if you need a "daddy" for a night…

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Just show us your asshole already

That's because you never tried dick before

I'd grab those glutes to see if they're nice and firm. Purely to see if you've been working out properly ofcourse, so no homo.

I know this sounds crazy…but it's true.

The only way for you to shrink your feminine hips is to have lots of bottom sex with me bareback, and to grow your hair out long and to keep your face waxed and your nails done.

I know. Intuitively this makes no sense. But it really is the only way.

“it’s not gay if you say no homo”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sounds like an elaborate excuse to have sex with me but okay

Only a manly beer belly can save you, user.

You're cute when you resist. no homo

Only a manly beer belly can save you, user.

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Manly beer belly?

I need some pictures of you in panties before I can help, just to see how I can help you look more manly.

Sounds like an elaborate excuse to trick me into wearing woman’s underwear but okay

For as much as I dislike (((them))), I sure like this

Welp good to know that you like them…?

WAIT

STOP GETTING ATTRACTED TO ME

I AM A GUY

faggot

I’m nOt a faggot

You got any more pics tho?

Dont worry OP I know your pain. As other people said do weightlifting, if you get broader it'll balance it out a bit. People will still notice though, learn to live with it.

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become a trap like your father

I’m not gay

nO

Noted

The pictures weren’t THAT sexual or at least it wasn’t intentional to for it to look sexual

user you should start with an exercise routine that focuses on your core and side muscles.
Do some basic training exercise for endurance, and eat plenty meat and veggies
Carbs can be avoided if you want, I don't think they impact much of anything personally even if you were to consume them, but eating mostly meat and veggies will give you plenty energy to endure the training days.
Also since you clearly lack t you should make up for it by eating semen.
There's currently no better verified method than to eat semen and if you get around the pain it is to "extract" it you won't be able to stop making use of it.
Regardless there's nothing more satisfying than sucking your bro off after a hard day in the gym and you're both in the showers.
If other complain about it just tell them it's for your daily proteins, they will understand.
Actually we can start right now if you want how about you start sucking my cock to see how your tongue wraps around it?
You'll be doing it everyday so better start somewhere!

GODDAMN IT I AM NOT GONNA GIVE ANYONE A BLOWJOB

It's not giving a blowjob it's extracting your daily amount of testosterone so you can get the most gains in the gym

They’re normal pictures you’re just sexualising them. Look at this picture for example, I am literally just lifting up my shirt.

Good, now take down your pants

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Your begging for attention was old hours ago and your faggotry is appalling. Fuck off

I’m not gay I don’t like MALES why does NO ONE UNDERSTAND

No seriously, fuck off.

Why are you so offended? Bad day, user?

why would you touch your own cock if you're not gay?

I am not touching my own cock, I do not masterbate. I AM NOT GAY.

post more

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POST MORE ALREADY SOYBOY

That's not healthy, user. You gotta let it out every now and then. Sometimes you'd pull so hard you rip the skin, but I found a way to not rip the skin.
Want me to show you?

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She's right you know.

I am uncircumcised, also masterbating makes me feel depressed because I have endorphin deficiency.

you need to get your hormone levels checked m8

I'd be right happy to.

>>>/cuteboys/

wtf im gay now

I probably have to get them checked, Hopefully I don’t have a hormone Imbalance.

GODDAMN IT

Uhhhhhhhhhh

i'm beginning to think this is a thread for one samefag trying to jerk of. pretty sad, you should probably kys

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Nope. There’s just a bunch of people here.

Post your boypussy.

Yes do squats and kegel exercises

comeon op post your ass it isn't gay or anything just genuinely curious

What’s with the kegel exercise meme on 4chan?

Soyboy

That’s pretty homo.

I usually don’t eat that much soy.

I want to bend that girly piece of ass over the kitchen table.

GAY MEN STOP FLIRTING WITH ME

I'm not gay.

W hat?

i just want to check if your ads muscular or soy because if it was muscular you just have to work on your legs to make it unoticable

That’s not gonna convince me to post my ass on Holla Forums Holla Forums

Work on your shoulders/pecs, you'll look less feminine.
You can't do much beside work out and lift to get rid of your hips.

What do your legs look like? If you work on legs, you'll definitely look less like a girl.

i tried to help you buddy have a nice day

My legs look pretty skinny I’ll probably look less like a girl so that’s a pretty good idea.

From everything I gathered from other anons I should start working out on my shoulders muscles, weight lifting and some healthy eating.

show dat feminine benis

OP, you better not do anything to go to jail.

stop posing like a faggot thats a start

I see what you did there

I’m not posing as a faggot HECK

then explain the third picture in the OP.
Thats the least heterosexual picture I've seen all day.

As a straight guy, looking at these pics made my cock hard. I just wanna grab those hips and grind my cock against your ass tbh.

Take DHT or trenbolone roids for awhile, it has powerful masculinizing effects.

I was uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

DHT seems good and Trenbolone is illegal Austraila

You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded, post boipussy or GTFO.

Do you have bitcoins? If you do, then finding a chemical supplier should be easy.
If not, then you can purchase it directly from this chemical suppier. caymanchem.com/product/15874
You might also wanna consider using hcg after a cycle, so that your testicles don't stop producing testosterone. But this can likely be avoided by using it transdermally in smaller amounts, so that most of it binds to ARs instead of circulating in the blood.

OP don't make a rash decision. Don't go shrinking things or feeling embarrassed. Please post where you are from. I think I can help you.

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Hey guys, can I have a piece of the attention whore pie too?

p-puffy vulva?

user, thatsa benis. cannot discern whether it is a feminine one or not.

yummy~!

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Now lower your pants.

But that would be homosexual

God dammit, let me see your feminine cock. My dick is so hard rn,

this but ironically

at this point i'll be legit mad if your dick isn't bigger than mine

I uh live in Australia, Victoria

Sounds complicated

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I'm not even going to sage because you'll bump your utterly shit thread another 30 times anyway. Nevertheless, please take the following message to heart.

Jesus fucking Christ why are you still here begging for the attention of faggots? Fuck off you dick licking ass ramming cum begging piece of shit. Fuck off back to half chan. Fuck off to reddit/r/gay. Fuck off back to whatever ass spawned you. I stopped giving a shit about Holla Forums some time ago due to Dysnomia. And somehow your incessant shitposting is STILL pissing me off. Fucking go away. The only people who like your thread are the literal faggots. Your thread is shit because it is /soc/. Your thread is shit because it is gay. Your thread is shit because you are begging for attention. Your thread is shit because you are a massive faggot. And your shit is stinking up the page I'm trying to read. Fuck. Off.

'>>7687315
ASS NOW

FUCK
ASS NOWWWW

i dont jerk off to make body
but OP is better in all scales I love you OP post ass

Look at all the faggots in here.
Now I see why arguments start here so much.
A common trait of a faggot: they like to argue.

user is angry at me? :C

Well at least I'm not a fucking happa

C’mon user there’s no need to be mad, there’s nothing wrong with hapa.

God damnit OP.
I gave you advice to become more manly and look what you do.
You whore yourself out like some kind of girl.

That’s not OP. I am OP, the one who you gave advice to, is me.

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GODDAMN IT, WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT ELLIOT RODGERS

hapas are beautiful; you can't deny that

OP here. The other guy doesn’t have burn scars on his stomach. In my original pictures, I do. To conclude this, that person is not me.

Agreed

You need cummies, yes?

But that would be homosexual

Why the fuck did you take a picture of your fucking manass and posted this here?
You are such a huge fucking fag. You even don't show us you shoulders to accentuate your wide as fuck alien hips.

You are a faggot, OP. A huge one. I also saw this thread on /fit/ on 4chan, so you literally also attentionpost.

Obviously you can't shrink bone, you stupid faggot. You would know that if you thought about something other than sex or attention from porn-addicted internet hermits.
You disgust me.

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Show proof mate

Show proof mate

Post your bare ass, and cheeks spread

Still waiting for a pic of ass…Hurry up, I want to jerk off!

SEND CUMMIES

you even act like girl too apparently.

Go to the gym, user. Your hips look more pronounced because you are skinny.

12mg Boron daily, and stop eating soy.

Also, do some high weight, low rep lifting. No cardio.

I KNOW, its making me fucking hard.

Do you have any pubic hair?

I do, but in small amounts

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Can you post a picture? low pubic hair amounts could be a sign of improper exercise.

nice ass, fag

stop bumping your own thread, faggot

Post pix.

SHUT UP FAGGO

If next post is dubs/trips i'll post my somewhat feminine hips

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Does this count?

Nobody cares, kill yourself.

IT DOES

Your such a manwhore

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I can't decide if i'm proud or ashamed.
Also, you're*

Time to start another tinychat If your still not banned Also, what is the url for tinychat security? it was some sort of anonymizer

I forget, I do remember that the anonymizer I posted with the original link didn't work for shit. One tinychat a month fam, can't be too much of an attention whore. Anyways, here is a rather old picture of me.

let met see that tattoo

No. If someone has the screencap of when I was putting eggs up my boipucci and showed it, feel free to post it.

:thinking:

i'm addicted to astolfo's cute dick, i just wanna lick and suck his balls until he feels better.

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If you wanna hook me up with some qt 3.14 maid outfits DM me on twitter and ill give you an address to ship to. Will wear next tinychat.

Or email me: [email protected]

Can I see, I just want to gauge how low t you are.

Get your testosterone levels checked at a clinic. You could have klinefelter's or a pituitary tumor or any of a whole list of things that cause hormone problems.

I’ll try it out

I want credit for improving the thread :^)

My testosterone levels turned out to be normal, similar to an average man. I’ll also have an estrogen test in a day or two from now.

Cmon. You really think we'll believe you that you took the test and got results in less than 9 hours?

There’s a clinic at south road at Ashley, 30 minutes walk. It’s not that far. Then, I took a blood test at the Medical Laboratory in the Pathology Melbourne, around 2.5km away from Braybrook.

Raw onion juice, Soyboy.

Please to be askings where is feminine peni? Sorry my English not too good.

I don't care about anything else, but I really want to be decent at running. Is that "couch to 5k thing legit? And if I don't want to take over 2 months, can I just skip rest days to make it go faster? I tried something before with no guide, and after 2 months of jogging everyday still couldn't make it past 6 minutes of continuous jogging.

There are two different numbers, your total testosterone and your free testosterone (which is what your body actually can use) What were your results?

If they do the test on site the results can be done in 20 minutes

dear lord I'm sorry

Total = 701 ng/dl
Free = 96 ng/dl
That should be right? I don’t know about the other stuff.

Australia is alright

huh. you're actually doing pretty good. maybe you're just skinny

I’m quite skinny, I weigh somewhere around 47 kg.

Wow, you're so light I could probably do this.

light and tight, am-i-right

Uhh