Talking with girls

Nolan Harris
Nolan Harris

hey Holla Forums i need tips to talk go girls, anything can help

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Eli Martinez
Eli Martinez

ask for tips
about talking to girls
on a forum for basement dwellers and sick freaks
surely a great idea

Jeremiah Ramirez
Jeremiah Ramirez

have money

Adrian Kelly
Adrian Kelly

are you one of them?

Robert Hughes
Robert Hughes

Go up to them and press the A button.

Jordan Davis
Jordan Davis

nice 2012 joke

Dominic Murphy
Dominic Murphy

It's not hard but it depends on the kind of girl.
So tell me op, what kind of girl?

Jeremiah Ross
Jeremiah Ross

inb4 8 year olds

Benjamin Adams
Benjamin Adams

litterally any kind of girls cause i have some male friends but no female friends at all, there must be something wrong im doing i swear im not ugly

Charles Barnes
Charles Barnes

lol no fuck pedos

Henry Harris
Henry Harris

Do you know how to talk to guys without sperging out? You gotta master that before talking to girls.

Cooper Foster
Cooper Foster

Talk to them like they were males.
Girls assume you only approach them to fuck them, so to make an impression you need to treat them like they don't usually get treated, as not desirable.
Make them laugh, make funny comments and tease, lowercase bully them, they love that shit.

Zachary Hall
Zachary Hall

Be confident in yourself
To be a fucking spastic weirdo
???
Profit

Most often, those are the two problems I see. Either they're not confident enough to approach someone without feeling sub-par to them (not attractive), or they're too brash and spaz out (also not attractive). Inject yourself into conversation, but listen and don't take control of it and talk about how "the katana is the best sword and here's why" shit. Learn how to have a conversation that other people are interested in, too. Also remove fedora, and get some style.

Juan Flores
Juan Flores

Don't be a fucking spastic weirdo*

Asher Cruz
Asher Cruz

Most often, those are the two problems I see
And where do you see em, hmm?
Are you saying you see these things when people talk to you?

Gavin Garcia
Gavin Garcia

Ejaculate in your head before giving a little girl a head pat. This will establish dominance and the pheromones in your semen will trigger a sub conscious attraction to you. There you go, now you have a little girlfriend. Make sure to use protection and wait til she's 8 years old before anal penetration but before then you can condition her with phallic objects such as popsicles. Good luck, sir.

Jaxon Bennett
Jaxon Bennett

Ejaculate in your head

Connor Ramirez
Connor Ramirez

No, in college. in STEM, you always see em around when you're hanging out in the lobby with other people.

I got a cutie gf 7 years younger than I.

William Myers
William Myers

what do you mean ejaculate in your head

Aaron Gonzalez
Aaron Gonzalez

just think of them as retarded children (that's what they are)
you'll feel awfully silly being afraid of retarded children

Easton Clark
Easton Clark

They are like socially spoilt fags.

Brody Bennett
Brody Bennett

I don't know, OP, I've only ever been able to do it when drunk. Get drunk.

John Cook
John Cook

Heres a tip: go rape them

Benjamin Anderson
Benjamin Anderson

Talk to them like their people. Stupid, easily manipulated people. Play to their emotions, act like you care about their problems. For example:
Oh user, Stacy at work is such a bitch! She's so mean (blah blah boring woman talk.)
Your right Stacy, she is such a bitch. Your really strong for dealing with her shit.

And so on. Remember: Empathize, but never offer solutions to their problems, they just want someone to listen to their whiny bullcrap, not help them work through it. Also, make the bitches laugh, they eat that up.

Noah Gomez
Noah Gomez

Don't
you're welcome

Lucas King
Lucas King

Katanas were some of the worst swords of all time.

Jackson Roberts
Jackson Roberts

The fuck am I doing, psychoanalyzing myself in this little box, in the context of some mystical wizard reading my post and giving me the answers I seek? I know why I can't bring myself to have extended interaction with all but a small pool of batshit crazy women, it's because I can't turn off my goddamn mind. My issue is whether I should learn how to not be brilliant for long enough to cum on the face of some tramp who wouldn't be worth my time otherwise, or just not have sex until the one woman who I can actually talk to eventually wears herself out of this platonic charade and loves me with all her heart instead of half of it.

Gabriel Wilson
Gabriel Wilson

How about you just learn to read women, recognize when one likes you, pretend you care about her and find her attractive, and just bang the bitch?

Angel Anderson
Angel Anderson

You might as well have replied with just 'yes'.

Lucas Smith
Lucas Smith

Then do it. Seriously, its not that hard. What else do you need to know?

Ayden Cooper
Ayden Cooper

I don't need to know anything. I need to be persuaded one way or another if it's worth my while to have to interact with lesser humans in order to do things that I can do with my hand.

Brody Brown
Brody Brown

Have confidence and try not to drop spaghetti

Gavin Gonzalez
Gavin Gonzalez

Oh. Well that's easy. Sex is fun. Masturbation is basically artificial sweetener. Its like sugar, but the brain knows it ain't sugar.

Xavier Young
Xavier Young

Sex may be fun, I wouldn't know, but I can say from experience that having to explain how a steam engine works because I attempted to make a joke combining the colloquial phrase of 'blowing hot air' with the story of the Little Engine that Could is not fun at all. She could at least have the decency to say that she doesn't care what I'm talking about, but no, she has to ask what hot air has to do with trains.

Wyatt Gomez
Wyatt Gomez

When you first meet em, keep things short and simple. No long explanations about anything. Ask about them, women love to talk about themselves.

In your example, just wave off explanations for jokes or references and ask some non related question. Something like if they have pets. Its a short question that can easily lead em on a tangent and then forget about their question.

Oliver Hughes
Oliver Hughes

Meeting? Girls? All the ones I've said more than three words to I've sort of met by happenstance. How on earth am I supposed to spot a potential mate by sight, given that by the time I'd finished mentally planning our wedding or stopping myself from doing so, I would have resolved that I've spent too long staring at her and the chance is lost?

Jason Wilson
Jason Wilson

Practice and repetition.
Socialising is a skill like anything else.
It helps if you have some separate self confidence and regular activities and interests so you have something to talk about.

Talk to females regularly, even if you start off for a few weeks with "hi, how are you, nice weather".
You will improve. Put yourself in a place where there is a mixture of males and females, talk with them.
Talk with the females without the intent of sleeping with them or them being your girlfriend, just have a conversation and just like any skill, try to improve it as you go along. Maintaining a conversation with someone new takes practice.
Don't be afraid.

Brayden Young
Brayden Young

be honest and handsome

Blake Johnson
Blake Johnson

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Jose Reed
Jose Reed

Just start by saying hi to them in passing. You will become more confident and they in turn will become more comfortable in your presence.

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

Practice having short conversations with random girls you meet. Do not attempt to pick them up.

Brandon Powell
Brandon Powell

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Dominic Harris
Dominic Harris

*chuckles

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