Pedo AMA Thread

Ask a Hikikomori pedophile anything Holla Forums.

NO
Fuck off

LOL butthurt.

Cut or uncut?

What activities do your days consist of? Friends? Family? Fat, smelly basement dweller or do you take care of yourself?

I haven't done laundry for days because of how cold it is outside. As a hikki, do you laugh at a mere few days? What's the longest you've gone?

I haven't watched that anime yet. Is it any good?

Is there a connection between the facts that you are pedophile and that you are a hikikomori?

Not OP, but no, not really. The first half is entertaining, then it hits a suicide pact arc and the story doesn't go anywhere after it. They also do fuck all with the protag's paranoid fantasies. It's kind of shit, tbh.

Laundry every day? The fuck how wasteful is that? I do 2 loads of laundry every 3 weeks, clothes and towels. Usually wear underwear 3 days in a row and only change shirts when I apply new deodorant (3-4 days). I wear the same pants every single day and only wash them when they get dirty which is a couple times a year since I never leave my room.

I bet you smell nice

I have read the book and watched the anime. The anime has a couple of filler arcs but the voice acting and music make it worth watching. The book also has some darker stuff like drug use. They kind of fuck up the sequence of events in the anime like when the MC only has a month left because his mom stops paying for his rent. But the music is really memorable and the character design is great too. I would recommend watching the anime and immediately read the novel. It's pretty short and extremely simple, should only take you 3-4 hours. I would link you the pdf file but Holla Forums doesn't allow it.

No one has ever complained about the way I smell. What I don't know doesn't bother me. I'm a shut in it's not like I'm dripping sweat every day. I don't even sweat at all actually. My pits smells pretty natural.

>Wake up at 4 pm

This is a typical day of mine.

Yes

How do you afford this lifestyle?

Not like a cause and effect thing. More like because I spent so much time on the internet in my room I feel no shame looking for the good stuff. And since I've seen a lot of porn, it's sometimes the only thing that gets me off

4 years without doing laundry just wearing the same old clothes over and over.

NEETbux

You can wash your laundry in your tub the old fashioned way with your hands and some dish soap. No need to smell like a fucking animal

I'm not withdrawn because of my attraction I'm withdrawn because of society's stigma against it.

What kind of NEETbux, exactly? Disability? If so, what disability? Parents basement?

Thanks to both of you.
No worries I think I'll find it.

SSI and i legit have autism.

meant to link this post

So stand up and fight like many other legit pedos are, fight for your right to be tolerated and accepted, just like the gays, queers and other otherwise undesirables did before you. Become a symbol of hope.

Rapists don't deserve hope. Children can't consent.

Like full on or Aspergers or some shit?

Kill yourself normalfag.

Yes

Not a good time to do that people who stand up for pedo rights are being harassed and even killed right now look at Jenn Omni Politics 16 and Amos Yee.

Explain how a child can give consent.

This, children shouldn't think at all. Parents should make all decisions for them.

Children shouldn't decide what their hobbies are, whose their friends and what they watch on tv.

by saying "yes" and eagerly having sex

How could they know the implications of a sexual relationship? You're sexual vampires, creating life-long issues for people who were innocent and loving.You freaks will get the gulag too.

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You are a peiace of shit.

LOL

Not that easy you gotta teach them about it first.

how do they know the implications of anything? by learning.

How could anybody know the implications of a sexual relationship? How does age, and not intelligence, have any more precedence? Learn by doing!

Also the USSR's gulags were already built, I don't think they'll ever be used again.

go back to Holla Forums

Why such an odd schedule, sleeping during the day?

Is my waifu hot?

This. Many reach adulthood and still not know the implications of sex.

I'm more of a night person.

You're playing with fire. I can't wait until you get curb-stomped by some child's slack-jawed father. The way you freaks talk is like nails across a chalkboard.

Elaborate.
What do you prefer about the night?

So take a psychological gamble with a child on the pretext of them possibly never knowing the implications, just so you can blow a load?

considering I work at an elementary school it would have happened already. the kids literally worship me, several of them openly have crushes on me.

During the night everyone is sleeping and i honestly feel more comfortable at night because i can be myself completely fully uncensored in my room.

0/10. shit thread

user, you can be a real dense motherfucker sometimes

This is my point exactly. You see a child that acts bashful towards you, and you want to fuck it, rather than knowing it's a sweet, innocuous event.

Bashful? Girls hug me and one stands on my shoes and pretty much grinds on me. I've never touched a child inappropriately, but something tells me she knows about sex, as she makes some weird comments about taking my belt off. I was younger than her when I learned what it was, so it's actually possible.

Even if faced with the possibility of molesting a child, there's a huge gap between touching a child that doesn't want it and teaching one that is curious.

when a 6 year old starts grinding her clothed crotch hard against a pillow, and breathing hard the whole time right in front of you, knowing you're watching but unabashedly doing it anyways, you'd be hard pressed to call that a "sweet, inoccuous event"

You're in your own head, user. You know what they do to you people in prison?

nice non-argument faggot

That's something that's legitimately concerning about pedophilia being a crime. It's a thought crime. I openly said I've never touched a child, if anything that girl grinding on me was non-consensual! (That part is a joke.)

But the question is, if I was alone with her - and she clearly wants my penis, who am I to deny it?

Good point, I completely just fucking fell for that bait

Somehow, I'm not offended. It was a statement and a question. I know I can't stop you.

A fucking adult, you shit-head.

well, since you resorted to a form of logical fallacy, i felt it appropriate to respond in kind.

the funnier part of this is I'm not even a pedo.

So? She likes me, I like her. Why does an arbitrary age make it any less weird? If she wants to learn about sex, how would aging make her learn instead of doing?

The fact that you would be teaching is a sign there's a problem here. The more you talk, the less I agree with you.

Alright what if I'm a virgin? Just because I've seen porn (NONE of it CP) doesn't make me any more experienced than her.

Even if it does, then if you do show kids porn it's "grooming", it's a loss-loss.

sorry, i'm not teacher user

It makes you more perverted than her. Were you molested or raped as a child?