I have sinned

Christopher Carter
Christopher Carter

So this just happened
about 2 hours ago I finished nutting while fisting myself, felt nice
the urge comes back
can'tcontainit.png
Look for anything, ANYTHING I can put in my butt
find 2 softball sized balls
fuuuuckyesssss
experiment with them, see which one should go in first, what types of textures
hurts so good
find proper positioning
sit down, both balls snug in my anus
itbegins.webm
jerking it hard, using what is kind of an adaptation of that dude who could slurp his shit back in from that one greentext
slurping the biggest ball in and out
yiss
finally nut biggest load ever
bend over and exert force to jettison the balls out
hear a wet fart and a splat
fuk.mp3
pre-fap situational awareness kicks in
u done did it now
turn around to find that partially bloody prostate juice had been launched on to the old family Bible
wipe as fast as possible
3close5comfort

this could have been avoided had I simply placed the Bible where I keep the rest of my books on my computer desk
this time it was next to my bed on my nightstand, just low enough for the butt-devil to reach

So, moral of the story here kids, is that you always place God's word above all else.

Owen Hernandez
Owen Hernandez

I've waited long enough
my dong it throbs
it is time for round 4 today

Isaiah Taylor
Isaiah Taylor

This tbh

Ryder Adams
Ryder Adams

kek OP a big ass faggot like us now

Aiden Stewart
Aiden Stewart

implying I'm not the first person to fag the board up
trying to demonize fags in a sea of faggots
ishygddt

Austin Parker
Austin Parker

ur gay

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

which one? Him or the other?

James James
James James

ALL

Caleb Rodriguez
Caleb Rodriguez

Be careful. There's nothing more dangerous than a size queen/buttslut who has no idea what they're doing.

Hudson Martinez
Hudson Martinez

op here
I have learned that the hard way, although, that's what being a buttslut is, trial and error

Parker Mitchell
Parker Mitchell

Good to hear. Treat your boipussy with respect and it will bring you a lifetime of happiness~

Jose Campbell
Jose Campbell

respect = happiness
I wish this were so, but for me, this isn't about being a faggot, tbh I like to consider myself far from it, for me, this obsession started in my tweens, in the form of the question: "What's the biggest thing I can fit in my ass" and I haven't stopped since
For me, it's about pushing boundaries, this takes great efforts, blood has, and will be spilled
No pain
No gain.

Isaiah Hughes
Isaiah Hughes

I found the perfect girl for you, OP. I know, I know, I'm a wonderful match maker.

Liam Hill
Liam Hill

Nice
hfw the lil nugget
She's clearly new to the anal game, any buttslut would tell you that whenever they have oopsies like that, that they prefer that turd type to any other, it's easier to clean up.

Kayden Davis
Kayden Davis

Off-topic, but does anyone remember the old cuckchan thread of the guy that masturbated with a turtle in his foreskin?

Owen Gray
Owen Gray

fuck that thing shot out of there with some serious force

Samuel King
Samuel King

In that case, here's hoping you can eventually fit an SUV inside of there.

Nicholas Brown
Nicholas Brown

no
holy fuck tho lmao
you think anyone has screencaps?

Hunter Sullivan
Hunter Sullivan

also how didn't she notice she was covered in shit before that even happend?

Wyatt Jackson
Wyatt Jackson

One day I may

fuck I was so close to the sweet Satanos get

Gavin Carter
Gavin Carter

Maybe I'll get a get on your behalf, friend. Here's to a future get for you.

Alexander Evans
Alexander Evans

and here's a get to the faggots I've missed dearly
To h8chan!

Luke Ramirez
Luke Ramirez

Retrying to get a get isn't very natural and organic of you tbh

Thomas Rodriguez
Thomas Rodriguez

I'm sorry ;_;

Xavier Garcia
Xavier Garcia

Become a cockslut tbh.

/cuteboys/index.html

Luke Turner
Luke Turner

I got a get in another thread, does that count?

Carson Torres
Carson Torres

(checked)
Yes

Dominic Myers
Dominic Myers

I'm confused. Are the catboys the twinks, and their owners the furrys? Or are the catboys the furrys.

Easton Sanchez
Easton Sanchez

Alright then. Thank you, user. Let's get back to the pressing matters at hand: shitting during anal sex and turtles in foreskin.

Nicholas Bennett
Nicholas Bennett

cockslut
OP here
cockslut implies that I have to put a dick in my ass, and that's for faggots

Hunter Moore
Hunter Moore

This guy knows whats up

Grayson Long
Grayson Long

Accept it, your future is as a sissy slave for alpha men. Just relax and let your tight asshole loosen as you let a REAL man fuck you until your twink legs are shaking when you walk~

Joseph Ward
Joseph Ward

jerking it hard, using what is kind of an adaptation of that dude who could slurp his shit back in from that one greentext
that one greentext
I know what you're talking about, I want to see it again

Easton Perry
Easton Perry

tfw actually fantasized about being the master of a sex-dungeon filled with sissy prisoners of war who would rather live the rest of their lives as sex toys than die honorably

Hudson Torres
Hudson Torres

Fuck man, I'd totally post it if I was able to use my other PC atm, for some reason it won't connect to the netz, and I lended my thumb-drive to someone else.

Brody Sullivan
Brody Sullivan

foooouuunnnddd iiiiiit

Wyatt Thompson
Wyatt Thompson

hey OP, why don't you not put stuff in you're butt?

Cameron Anderson
Cameron Anderson

This, have you considered not being a massive faggot?

Hunter Hughes
Hunter Hughes

You guys just don't know the joys of a good prostate massage is all

Liam Nguyen
Liam Nguyen

we don't know the shame of being a massive faggot, either

Asher Wright
Asher Wright

Not the guy that was requesting but thank you for this.

Joseph Long
Joseph Long

who says you have to be a homosmexual to know the joys of solo-buttplay

Justin White
Justin White

Don't listen to them, let them suffer their lame ignorance.

Eli Cruz
Eli Cruz

yeah
and to think I lurked /pol/ for 2 years

Connor Johnson
Connor Johnson

playing with your asshole
not homosexual
pick one, user

nigger what

Benjamin Brooks
Benjamin Brooks

We all must learn to think for ourselves and divorce ourselves from group think mentalities.
Good job user, die with the past now, why don't you.

Juan Mitchell
Juan Mitchell

idkkkkkk
I think something gets gay when
A)2 men are involved
B)object going in ass is manufactured to look like a penis
nigger wat
ikr, you'd think a dude who spent a majority of his time on /pol/ and practically sucked Hitler's dick would frown on buttstuff and other degeneracy

Logan Bell
Logan Bell

If a girl sticks two fingers in my ass while jerking me off is that gay?

Tyler Parker
Tyler Parker

No, the fact that it's
A the girl's actions
and
B the femininity overrides the masculinity

Luis Martinez
Luis Martinez

based user

Lincoln Nguyen
Lincoln Nguyen

makes it not gay*

Nicholas Phillips
Nicholas Phillips

gb2 sunday skool
tbh
Tying him up in there seems mean tho.
:(

Christopher Jackson
Christopher Jackson

I should not have greentexted there, I am stuh-pid.

Samuel Bell
Samuel Bell

girl
jerking you with one hand
other hand has fingers in your asshole
at the same time
both you and her are into gateway weird shit, stop playing with your butt, whip out your dick, and stick it in for fuck's sake

Christian Ramirez
Christian Ramirez

Playing with your ass isn't gay unless a man is doing to you or you're thinking of a man doing it to you

Parker Morris
Parker Morris

whip out your dick, and stick it in for fuck's sake
Into her butt?

Charles Perry
Charles Perry

this x100000

Daniel Garcia
Daniel Garcia

we are staying virgin until the wedding in September

Jack Jones
Jack Jones

Would that even be possible?

Ryder Brown
Ryder Brown

oh… okay

yes

Aiden Russell
Aiden Russell

New conundrum, boys.

LESBIAN ANAL CREAMPIE EATING

Gay or not gay?

Mason Scott
Mason Scott

eating semen
Lolgay

Julian King
Julian King

breddy geigh ngl fam smh

James Butler
James Butler

opie here
o shit that reminds me, is this gay?:
had gf
we fucked some before we split
one time though, I did something odd
I fucked her, creampied that pussy THEN I ate her out
not other way around
I tasted my own seamen that day
but it was from a pussy
Like, I'm certain this isn't gay, the intent wasn't to eat cum, but to eat pussy, but I wish to hear your opinion(s)

Ayden Cox
Ayden Cox

eating your own cum is just optimizing your protein intake and anyone who says otherwise is a fag

Leo Powell
Leo Powell

it was your own and you weren't playing with your butt, it's kinda reminiscient of CWC but I'll give it a pass

Lucas Anderson
Lucas Anderson

I did this once, guaranteed not gay. I also had the misfortune of once going down on my ex-gf when she was on her period.

Alexander Thomas
Alexander Thomas

swimming the red sea
tell us the whole story, user.

Thomas Moore
Thomas Moore

thank you /fit/
/fit/, you always take care of me, if I were gay, I'd let you take me, /fit.

Holy fuck Moses, you have to wait for God to perform the miracle first

Ryder Cruz
Ryder Cruz

Eating the semen was less gay than eating out your GF

Jackson Thomas
Jackson Thomas

Does it help that the reason I ate her out after was because she said I made her sore? ;-;

Isaac Parker
Isaac Parker

judging by , that makes things a little gay

Julian Cooper
Julian Cooper

Well, maybe is using faulty info
Maybe the user who made that post misused the word gay some, bc tbh, it seems like most of the time he was talking about what is deemed manly, not faggy, but he trailed off and made gay=un-manly

Maybe the act of cunnilingus is the least manly sex action you can commit, but it certainly isn't gay

David Brooks
David Brooks

point taken, my apologies

Jeremiah Fisher
Jeremiah Fisher

no, don't apologize
I should be the one saying sorry, I asked for opinions and threw a bitchfit when I got one
Also, those are some sexy trips ya got there

Jayden Fisher
Jayden Fisher

with all things considered, then, this shit ain't gay, m'boi, though I am curious as to what that tasted like for you
not a problem, lad, and thanks for checkin' 'em

Hudson Campbell
Hudson Campbell

Well, depends what you're asking.
What did the pussy taste like? ig pussy lmao, it's a strange taste, it almost reminded me of the first time I kissed a girl because of how unique the experience is
The cum though, strange. It tasted slightly bitter, slightly salty, and the flavor kinda lingered for some time.

Eli Morris
Eli Morris

I meant both at the same time, but I think I got the idea. I'll probably not experience any of that so, you know, thought I'd ask thanks btw

Liam Evans
Liam Evans

tell us the whole story, user.

There's really not that much to say, except that I should clarify that I never actually tasted it–I pulled away after getting a whiff.

This was sometime between early October of 2013 and early February of 2014. I was at her place, we had just gotten done watching some episodes of Panty and Stocking. We were relaxing when I started feeling horny and asked her if she wanted to fool around. She said yes and then proceeded to suck me off. After I had my turn, I pulled off her pajama bottoms, she spread her legs and I readied myself to eat her out. I leaned in, exhaling as I did so. I cracked my mouth open ajar and poked my tongue out ever so slightly, moving towards her clitoris to give her a gentle lick with the tip of my tongue and a nice kiss, all in one swift motion–my signature opening move. Having leaned forward into position, getting ready to touch tongue to clit, I inhaled… and it hit me. It hit me like the full blast of a ship's foghorn. I cannot put to into words what I smelled that evening because I do not have the vocabulary with which to articulate it. I've done yard work around composting plant matter, I clean my cats' litter boxes and I've lived within the vicinity of a fish processing plant. I've also done some work around sewage once. Let me emphasize that none of it can hold a candle to what I was subjected to that evening. I recoiled upon catching wind of an odour-most-foul from betwixt her thighs. I coughed, gagged and sputtered before bellowing aloud the question of what crawled up inside of her and died. She gave me a sour look and, with her left hand, ran her index and middle fingers from her taint, up through the cleft of her labia and swiped past her clitoral hood. She then gave her fingers a sniff and proceeded to stick them in her mouth and suck them like she was testing the flavour of a sauce. After she pulled her fingers out with a smooching sound, she looked at me, shrugged, and with a dismissive tone said "Huhmmm, guess I'm starting my period. Good night!", before rolling over to go to sleep. I snuggled in with her under the sheets but I didn't really sleep that night.

And that's the story of how I narrowly avoided tasting a woman's menses.

Eli Bailey
Eli Bailey

eating pussy is gay though

Jayden Rogers
Jayden Rogers

no u

Ian Wood
Ian Wood

yeah no prob
And don't think that way user, there's a girl out there for everyone, even if she is a hoe who left you for the dumb reasons like in my case
also
nice dubs
wew

Hudson Adams
Hudson Adams

opie here again
I want to discuss another, actual sin I have committed and the depths of my slipping grip on reality, but only if you guys are interested.

Carter Rodriguez
Carter Rodriguez

Bless me Father, for I have sinned
Tell us, Holla Forumsrother, you are in good company for another round of shitposts

pic sort of related

Zachary Campbell
Zachary Campbell

also
holy fuck dude

Tyler Sullivan
Tyler Sullivan

The only way to save your immortal soul is to make us laugh. Spill it.

Dylan Hill
Dylan Hill

7680921
Alright story time:
be me
yadayadayada start lurking chons for x number of years
eventually find the darker stuff more appealing
gore, jailbait threads, lolis
be disgusted at myself, but indulge anyways
discover /x/, then /pol/, and the concept of meme magic
/pol/ influence keeps me from my disgusting impulses
eventually don't have access to internet anymore because reasons, I don't want to be specific
fastfowards to recently
after years
give in to impulse after managing to lurk in a gore thread
find joy in fapping to dead women, beastiality, etc
fastforward
more recently, take extreme interest in paranormal stuff
like, making eregores, experimenting with ideas I had, creating formulas in my journal in attempts to wield the power of will to my benefit
create sigils to focus my attention to, to see where things go.
On a separate, but important note, I have had paranormal experiences with a being that I like to think as a guardian angel because it's been around so long, since like 4-5 or so, but I have often confused it with other entities, but as of tonight I know better.
Tonight
Be jotting in my journal
I create a sigil and formula for love/finding love that I plan on experimenting with
start seeing things out of corner of my eyes
suddenly mind is taken back to the being that has been with me whole life
flood of emotions
think about all of the things I have done that I regret doing
The desecration of those women
destroying innocence via fapping to lolis
think back to all of the nightmares I've had, where the scare was the idea of me getting caught doing bad things that I don't think I'd ever do irl
the insurmountable feeling of shame grips me to my core
The room feels awfully chilly to my left
vent's off
start seeing things
wtfishappeningisthisabreakdown.pdf
consider the idea that the "guardian angel" and God have witnessed all of these atrocities play out in my mind
until tonight, I always considered the "angel" a poltergeist, or a demon like it was evil and sick, when in reality I am the sick one

IK, Holla Forums
lmao you're just piss in a sea of piss
I realize that there's others on this board that make my shit seem like child's play, but I wanted to get that off of my chest.
Also, sorry for the /x/ish nature, I found it to be an important part though.

Jordan Ortiz
Jordan Ortiz

tl;dr
I'm a mentally unstable degenerate and going through another phase

Nathan Parker
Nathan Parker

not a laugh as said but that's pretty wicked, dude it's Holla Forums, do what you want

maybe the sigil's telling you you have to let go of thie gore and lolis to find that love? and/or that guardian angel just wants you to cut that shit out

inb4 ">going to Holla Forums >finding love pick one"
to be fair

Gabriel Thompson
Gabriel Thompson

I think that's the case too. It may also have to do with some rapid deterioration in my lifestyle. I recently used to be an active member of the Christian community, read and re-read chapters from the Bible, took notes sometimes
Here recently though, I fell off, stopped reading and praying, and here we are, fapping in sin.

Also
pretty wicked
I see what you did there

Mason Clark
Mason Clark

trying to commit to nofap, myself, since us papist roman catholics believe that… well, I'm sure you've got an idea of that. it's hard as shit but damn it, I want to stop so badly. listen to some archbishop fulton j sheen some time if you don't want to pray, he's pretty cool

Adrian Russell
Adrian Russell

opie here
Decided to make an active effort by deleting all of the gore images I had saved.
Maybe I'll go back to being the good, happy Christian boy who used to actually get chicks and feel happy 50+% of the time.
I'm going to also commit to this:
I will try not to lurk again past this Monday. I love Holla Forums and the chons, I have for 4(I think) beautiful years dedicated a lot of time and energy to this place.
I wish to return one day, but only when I am less susceptible to regression.
I wish you luck on your nofap, and ty, I might give him a listen

Camden Kelly
Camden Kelly

fuck off fag, you nor your sea of fags are powerful.
you'll all succumb to the bog

Caleb Watson
Caleb Watson

you can improve, you can purge the degeneracy, good luck user

Chase Long
Chase Long

Smiley you need to stop posting here and move out of your mother's house

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