/got/ General

She is "misha" of a horde of mud sandniggers refuges after all

>>>/waifu/

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Fuck of iranian murtadd

I miss when GoT was still good. these threads would fill up in a few hours, everyone was creating cool new memes, and even the maisiefag was entertaining because he wasn't the only one posting about an actress

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seasons 1, 3 and 4 were good

Remember when the show wasn't afraid of showing gratuitous backstory and plot? I miss those times.

longbutt

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I'm not sure which one of these is the larger delusion.

season 1 and 2 were fun

Is this real? Does this guy even try to concentrate on writing? Hasnt it taken him 20 something years to write 6 or 7 books and now hes gonna do 30?

1 and 2 were the only good ones

yeah, he's been throwing a bitch fit on his blog for a couple of days now because people keep asking about ASOIAF instead of circlejerking over his precious Wildcards

I liked season 4 when the fag with a poison spear got his head exploded.

No one cares about his capeshit nonsense.

Idk what the fuck wildcards is, another book series?
Does this guy have a family? Or just spend so much time saving wolves and getting suckered by HBO? If I had the money he had I would spend my time with my family and doing whatever I wanted too but nigga finish your damn series.
HBO was a mistake

Wildcards is the capeshit book series he edits based off some tabletop game he plays.

He wanted to write comic books for Marvel but Stan Lee realized feeding him would bankrupt the company.

he has a """"wife"""", but that's it

Fuck you too, JIDF

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As time goes by I'm becoming certain that the "he wrote himself into a corner and doesn't have the chops to get out" theory is true.

"B-but I'm a gardener, not an architect…"

I dropped the series after he went full Villain Sue at the end of Dance with Dragons. Fuck him. The only interesting parts are now in regards to his prequel stories and theorizing about pre Doom of Valyria

1234 were all good.

They all centered on men. Then strunk cunts arrived. Herp a deprp.

Is it really? Stereotypical lost magical civilization #4325 doesn't sound very compelling.

Read his older books. He was a maximum level shitlord.

The whole world of the time

Its the changing political climate. Thats the main problem.

ok. not sure what that has to do with his bitch fit.

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What are you implying shitlord

topkek. this edgy "it was all better in the past" fag.

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What is with you running around using the word 'edgy' lately in such a retarded fashion? There's nothing edgy about that post.

trump winning literally killed his creative spirit.

whoa, watch all that edge kiddo ;)

How much weight did Emilia lose?

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I bet she has to wipe her ass with a pressure washer.

It's 15 to write 5. If the 6 comes up this summer (extremely dubious) it would be 6 in 21 years, it's probably gonna be 22.
And it's a book that was supposedly half-written when the previous volume came out…
Frankly I'm thinking he's just milking it as much as he can. Most of his shit is written but making the audience wait guarantee a shitload of free publicity at the publication date which guarantee a shitload of sales, while enjoying himself/getting payed for stunts (I don't blame him).
If he were to die you would see his publisher/heirs finish the series in three years using what is already written, capitalizing on his death for free publicity, then normal publishing work pace 2 years later.

I'm pretty sure his publishers want him dead just before releasing Winds for maximum publicity.

der trumpkulten literally think that "le meme magic" controls the world & that they're "winning", don't they? they're so sad.

We're winning bigly.

They want him dead just before A Dream of Spring finishes.

its a shop, but the chick in the pic runs a blog about spanking and travelling to spanking photoshoots.

I don't know why people feel the need to shop shit, you can literally find any body type you like if you look.

They get off from photoshopping.

Nah, GRRM just
Only so many of your fans will stay delusionally loyal to you like the hardcore retards at r/ASOIAF or Censoros, while most either stop caring or burn out and turn into detractors (i.e IWC).

Oh yeah, and his testament mandates all his notes and drafts (aside from those he already donated) are to be destroyed because GRRM doesn't want anybody to touch his precious universe.

He propably doesn't want his shitty notes getting monetized because he won't have a stubborn son groomed to the purpose to act as his literary executor.

Or they figure out that he ripped off Dune, I wish I was fucking around when I'm saying this but he ripped off Dune to the initial D

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How is gurm ripping off Dune exactly?

Honestly, the autism and spergery surrounding the ASOIAF fandom is only slightly below Sanic. Lindaaa & Elio, Werthead and the spergs involved in the official RPG are quite a sight.

How would you fix GoT? Let's say D&D are poisoned by their enemies and user was put in charge for the remaining two seasons. Would it even be possible to unfuck this trainwreck at this point? We have a clusterfuck of plot lines that are in need of resolving. I'm not sure you could tie them all up satisfyingly if at all.

The white walkers will basically enter the stage while the curtains are closing and Queen Fatass have about one season to do whatever she has to do before the shit hits the fan. It's going to be an incoherent speedrun of Gurm's brief and incomplete outline.

who's Werthead?

Kill all characters in the first episode and feature gratuitous pornography with fetishes too obscure to understand as sexual for most people for rest of the season.

Directed by Quentin Cucktino

Nah, the fetishes need to be more patrician than niggers and feet. Like modestly clothed statues.

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>>>/goblin/

Cubed girls is the kinoseur's fetish.

Now this would be rad.

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So when is the season 7 starting.

nextgot.com/

in the time it takes GRRM to write one word

JUST

He isnt. He is building on his older work

Too late, its all fucked

it's funnier this way

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Is GRRM /ourguy/?

it's symbolic of her feeling like there's bugs under her skin because of all the drugs she uses

Let a spaceship come down in the middle of the war, when the human are on their last leg against the WW. Soldiers from the old Earth Empire emerge and explain that Planetos was once an Imperial world that fell victim to a nuclear exchange. The WW are just genetic experiments.

They are exterminated, the rulers of Planetos are dethroned, and the planet is put under colonial administration.

Didn't you know that fan-fiction is copyright infringement, goy? :^)

not when GRRM writes it
grrm.livejournal.com/147038.html

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I want to cum inside the Mother of Hamburgers

This would be pretty cool, considering all of GRRM's far-superior science fiction stories like Nightflyers and Sandkings

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There's no foreshadowing for that though.

It's in the book that Dany believes she can't have kids.

I think so. Refocus the show to the 'front' against the White Walkers and focus on character interactions wrt the major war. Drop the other shit or minimize it.

great idea

It's a little late to have this be about cocaine and dragster racing, friend.

Of course, it's the reason HP Lovecraft died penniless! ;^)
But in all seriousness, GRRM is fucking anal about his universe, for example the only really sanctioned RPG he ever allowed is the MUSH run by his sycophants Elio and Lindaaa (and yes, I know Green Ronin publishes a ASOIAF RPG) and he essentially mandated the game must be set in a certain time period and certain charcters must 100% be off limits as PCs.
Or else he'd revoke his approval and start throwing around C&Ds or something.

The setting isn't that interesting anyway. It's yet another librul American depiction of medieval tymes with less flavour than most pulp stories. With that said he should have pulled a Lucas and let other authors and media expand his universe.

That would have turned on Grumm. Most of the extended universe material would be in the same medium as original, so people would easily be able to see what a hack Grumm was.

Maybe if you lost some weight you could live another couple decades; but right now we are concerned for you, George.

just fucking kill me now

get a prostitute

Good luck with that, fatso.

Post your GoT waifus.

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pic related is the only correct answer

Was that just a meme or was she really too dumb to get it?

Considering she seemed to believe GRRM was some sort of God/Santa Claus, she might have problems understanding reality.

Wait what?

my nigga

Did she fuck the santa deity?

That's some Preston Jacobs' level bullshit right there

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It was based off paragraphs of Ian McKellan having a breakdown on the set of the hobbit over needing to look at pieces of tape on sticks.

She fucks everything

Dogs? Horses?

What did he mean by this?

lol

Why are you tripfagging?

Wild Carts

You are now imagining them having sex.

Kind of hot tbh.

Gross

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I know that feel

I bet Gurmmy fucks like a hentai character

She looked hotter on the show.

How many pornstars did they hire, what the fuck

Considering how cheap they are and desperate to be in a prime time series, I'd say a lot.

GRRM helped oversee the casting, he might have had something to do with that.

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Arya Stark
First of the Oysters
Protector of Cockles
Queen of Clams

Princess of Pig-Women

Is this the only good thing GRRM has ever written?

why are there cats in space?

Easy to operate pest control, good luck charms, entertainment, living environmental aspects for good human mental health.

Doggos BTFO

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Cats a best.

Are you just memeing or are you serious?

Bred with dogs, chief hobgoblin and kin of pumpkins.

Not even sure tbh. It's a solid book, but christian metaphors are really fedora-tier sometimes, and the first story out of them being torture porn isn't helping.

Tuf has pet cats. Sometimes he clones them.

I'd expect nothing else of Gurm. He really doesn't understand nor like Christianity. A lot of the religious stuff in GoT is basically a giant fedora tip.

Who is that semen demon?

Yes, cats could potentially have purpose on a space habitat, while for dogs anything even remotely practical is hard to imagine. This assuming that there would be need for humans in space, which is already ludicrous.

Though, it would be interesting to know how cats would adapt to "centrifugal" gravity, if they could at all.

You just know Paris is into that free love shit and lets him have her; she's a red-headed childless leftist hippie from the 70s.

It's gotta be a little flattering to get cuckqueaned by a literal pornstar a lot younger than you and not just any old hag.

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Why are you tripfagging?

So we know it's Phantasm, duh.

holy fuck, you can see the tape holding the dress on

That's so HOT!!!!!

Continue as is until the final two episodes. Have the second to last episode be a series of battle fronts, all lost to the walkers one after another. Final episode is just one long panning shot of all the places in the story, streets either littered with corpses or empty as the world turns cold.

That's not tape.

That filthy whore hasn't showered for 6 weeks and that's the grime, oil and pus sticking the dress to the skin.

I want to touch it but I don't

Lewd.

Post-credits scene with Jon Snow drawing breath!

How ridiculous would it be if Preston's idea of having the characters pass by the wreck of a spaceship in the final scene came true on the show?

Scythers invade. Blood-Magic using dark god worshiping aztec scythers, but still recognizably scythers. Have their god be the one that made all this happen due to boredom. Last battle ends with a horde of serbians slaughtering everyone else, under the Miroslav banner. Post Credits scene Reveals Scyther Blood God is GRRM.

le dragonborn comes in and kill all dragons but helps daenerys cause she's an strong woman XD

BRAVO NOLAN
R
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>>>/goblin/

We Thorgal now. But seriously, unless it had plot context it'd just feel like a cheap. I don't think GoT have enough foreshadowing for that kind of thing to work. A twist like that needs buildup, and for maximum impact have been staring you in the face all along. Like the twist in Morbus Gravis. GoT doesn't have many mysteries and it really doesn't keep you guessing. It's also primarily character driven so lore and setting stuff take a backseat, which means that twists will involve the drama between these characters rather than the world they inhabit. Such as a liked character dying or someone getting cucked or some such thing.

Gurm is a hack though so I could see him doing that anyway though. Or perhaps reveal that it's postapocalyptic earth, bongistan to be more specific. Maybe he's even such a hack he'll write the sad puppies and gamergate as the reason for the destruction of civilization.

"It's over, Daemon. We have the high ground."

- Lord Brynden "Bloodraven" Rivers upon cresting the Weeping Ridge with his Raven's Teeth and spying his half-brother's banner

I'd make the one true God become a Son of Man again, to drive GRRM's hacky land to Christianity. He'd be no moralcuck like he was last time, though, he'd be in full DEVS VVLT mode.

I'm pretty sure he wrote a shorty story when he was like college age that was all about his oneitis target banging his friend instead of him and he's apparently still salty about it.

And then they'll start posthumously publishing half-done books he thought were to shit to finish like they do with Micheal Crichton.

He ripped off I, Claudius. And more the tv adaption of the book than the book itself, which I think is rather telling.

Classless fuck looks like he's wear a hand-me-down suit he got from his father.

After you

Maybe he does.

By his own admission even.

Though Frank Herbert was propably inspired by the Lawrence of Arabia film (adaption of historical fiction masquerading as auto-biography based on real events). Hacks, all of them, to be honest.

Oh my fuck that makes so much more sense. So many people were trying their damndest to convince me it was based on War of the Roses.

Ghost Dog's coming for you.

Dude, it's blatantly based on the War of the Roses.
Stark = York, Lannister = Lancaster, etc.

If one only looks at the family names based on York and Lancaster, they might get such ideas.

BRAVO GRRM

It might be if Grumm actually understood feudalism or politics in general. It's more like based on an inflated shadow of Wars of the Roses with actual reasons for the conflict removed.

Westeros is blalantly flipped England + Ireland, Wall = Hadrian's Wall, Massacre of Glencoe + Black Dinner = Red Wedding etc pp

what else is new?

Grumm has become a succesful author, with a possibly slightly lasting legacy due to low quality high budget soap opera TV series loosely based on his works.

The big problem with this is GrRm could never decided on how big Westeros is, and the travel times.

That and the reasons are fairly simple. Cersei and Jamie are incestuous sluts, Tywin knew it, and herpaderp

Read his older fucking work people.

GRRM has been our guy for decades

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In the books and the show yes, she was too stupid to get it

Yes this. What

It's kind of incredible that there are people this fucking stupid. Then again, I guess that answers the question of where all the porn starts come from.

The character of Tuf is wish fulfillment to the max.

But yes, its a great set of stories

Preston was great fun. Then season five happened and he made me desperate and angry, knowing that him and alt shift x were both better than grrm

Yep. Bitches can be retarded too.

I meant DxD. Derp

thelasthearth.com/thread/572/Dany
So queen fatass isn't even a real queen? Just a fatass?

Wew that's some advanced autism.

The characters and relationships, especially Tyrion, are almost straight plagiarized from I, Claudius.
Tyrion is a man from an important frequently belittled and not taken seriously because he is a midget, and spends much of his life not engaged in and actively avoiding politics (by being a degenerate), who is then forced through family ties and circumstance to take politics up and proves good at it.
Claudius is a man from an important family belittled and not taken serious for most of his life because he stutters and has some kind of cerebral palsy, and spends most of his life avoiding politics (by being a historian), who is then thrust into it by family ties and circumstance and proves surprisingly adept at it.
They even match to their first loves being brutally snatched from them by a cruel family member. In GoT its his dad having her gang raped and shit after they get married, and in I, Claudius the girl is poisoned on her way to the wedding.
Even Shea's betrayal matches Claudius's betrayal by Messalina.
Beyond that:
Stannis == Tiberius before he becomes emperor
Cercei == Livia
Jamie == Germanicus
Joffery == Caligula
King Robert == kind of sort of Augustus
I'm certain there are others too but I can't think of them right now.

*tips fedora*

Don't forget the blonde haired incest fetish GRRM got from I, Claudius.

GRRM even admitted Stannis was inspired by Tiberius.

The thing is though is that much of the characterization was either inferred or invented by Robert Graves, and the fact GRRM so closely borrowed much of it just seems a little beyond artistic license to steal in my opinion.

Most authors steal characters. Tiberius is a character worth stealing and reusing IMO. He's an ambitious man who is corrupted, but there's a streak of honor and toughness to him which makes him interesting. Stannis is different enough to be original.

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Yeah, there is nothing wrong in stealing as inspirition. What is criminal is doing it worse than your inspiration.

Of course you can steal ideas. Jews do it all the time in the business world or pedowood. You take credit for someone else's achievement or story and get the praise.

A famous example is Stan Lee and Jack Kirby.

no you can't. if I use someone else's idea, they don't lose it. you're claim is just as silly as the "You wouldn't steal a car" ads

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Plagiarism is a very serious offense user. Did they not hammer that into you in school?

Reread what I wrote, and then understand why what you responded with is stupid.

I'm gonna guess he's a chink.

I kinda liked it?

I literally explained why it's not bad in the post you replied to

you're wrong

I liked the cinematography.

they sure know how to make trailers at least

what a shame I missed the triple

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Your explanation is poorly thought out and shitty.

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what a shame I made the shitty triple

why are those pics all so shitty?

All budget was blown on the WW and the dragons. They even had to make cheaper costumes this season to afford all the CG.

Not just that, but the awkward poses too. It just looks so fucking weird.

I saw today that there will be a GoT comics very soon. It's already on preorder.

And since this thread is really active again, I ask again: My friend saw the actress playing Yara and the guy playing Podrick in an event. He made a pic of them. Anyone interested in seeing it?

Sure.

nigga there been a GoT comic for years

Here they are. He wasn't in the line, because meet & greet was pretty damned expensive and you had to buy a ticket to attend the event and a seperate ticket to attend this

That's the one, yeah. But in my country, it will be published only now. I didn't know it's that old. Anyone have them?

Does she look less ugly than in her character getup?

A lot of actors and actresses were made to look less attractive in GoT but I think she looks just as bad IRL.

She was practically born to play the unwed cousin in Victorian costume dramas tbh

My son…the day you were born, the weirwood forests of the North whispered the name…Jon.
My child…I watched with pride as you grew into a weapon…of honor.
Remember, our line has always ruled with wisdom and strength,
and I know you will show restraint when exercising your great power.
But the truest victory, my son, is stirring the hearts of your people.
I tell you this, for when my days have come to an end…you shall be King.

True Azor Ahaj confirmed?

It would be neat if a sidecharacter with barely any screentime turned out to be the chosen one. It'd also be neat if the moustache twirling CIA against all expectations ended up on the iron throne.

wat do?

It's not until you actually see it in real life that you start wonder the mechanics of a weapon like that. I kind of doubt that sword would actually wound substantially more than a regular one, considering the fast strikes wont be able to light anyone on fire or burn anyone. If it was completely made of fire, ie a pseudo lightsaber, I could see it working.

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What if it was a magic sword that produces small fiery explosions on hit?

Angry reacts only

Stannis was a faggot anyway.

Be kind to Stannis, he likely has some undiagnosed autism that he can't manage because it's a feudalist society.

Why are you tripfagging?

Going north was a good idea. His army wasn't large enough to do much against the Lannisters and Tyrells, but in the North it was effective against the wildings.

It was a daring move to go north and try to get support from the North, which has natural defenses against southern incursion and could give him a base of operations aside from dragonstone.

Kidnap him and make him finish the damn series.

Making a sword do explosions or catch on fire looks cool, but it is actively making the weapon worse. You don't have such problems with lighting swords (stun your enemies with no downside) or just making it be very sharp with magic. Just make it fucking glow or something.

sounds like a lot of work. I was thinking maybe just spitting on his face or something.

Pull his beard or steal his hat then.

jlmdimsa

I like this. what would my chances be of getting away with it?

Slim, he has all sorts of crazy fans that are mad at him for not finishing the books so I imagine he's well prepared for that kind of thing.

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I want to be dominated by Cersei.

Taena pls go

I want to be completely dominated by Margaery.

I want Kelly C to fart in my face and slap my boner.

back to cuckchan

(((GOBLIN GIRL BTFO)))

I liked Tuf Voyaging and I've heard some of his other short ScfiFi stories are pretty good too, but i haven't enjoyed he ones I've read as much as I thought I would.

And that is fucking retarded; just because you didn't literally steal the idea to the point where the original author cannot use it anymore, which doesn't even make sense when talking about something intangible doesn't mean that plagiarism isn't still bad. It is bad because you didn't bother to actually come up with an original idea for yourself; you copied someone else's.

exactly my point: intangible things cannot be stolen

who cares where the idea came from, as long as the end result is good

You may not be physically stealing something, but you are using the concept that doesn't belong to you and claiming it as your own. Are you trolling right now or can you actually not see why stealing someone else's ideas is wrong?

That's the kind of opinion that lead to Game of Thrones turning to absolute shit; rather than bothering to come up with actual original characters you just recycle a bunch of unoriginal garbage from other people. That is not what talented authors do; your writing will suffer and you aren't producing anything of merit if you are just copying other works.

neither. I'm disagreeing with the idea that it's possible to steal ideas.

as to your second point, sure it's better to come up with entirely original stuff, but copying can lead to good things too, like covers in music.

He's not lying or wrong. Grumm wrote for decades and even though he was well regarded for a genre shit author, he didn't become succesful until his extensive background culminated as a great publishing deal for a mainstream fantasy series.

If one want to become succesful like Grumm, they need to write most of their life until a time comes that they are both experienced, well known and stylistically fitting to fill the genre shlock need of the plebs.

Even then it's a gamble, nobody should write because they want to get rich or famous or even moderately liked. Only write if you enjoy writing.

True. That's why ASOIAF is what it is. Grumm became succesful enough to write what ever he wanted again.

it is pretty ironic, however, that he can't even spell the word correctly

:1

Is that a keyblade?

Does this show have a single female besides the red haired hooker that doesn't look like shit?

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How can she thank you if you kill her?

>>>/waifuist/

Big Outlaw, a punished hero once known as the Lightning Lord

I want you dead. I would happily choke you to death with my bare hands.

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cringe

In the spirit of "Our patience is limitless":
Have you ever been to waifuist? If you have been there, have you posted there? Have you read the posts there? Have you seen what they post? Would you want to hang out with those guys?

If the answer to any of these questions is NO, then stop telling me to go there! If any of the answers is YES, you know what's there and unless you are pretty much fucked up in the head, you have no reason to want to go there, but then the question is, why would you want others to go there?

And this goes for anyone else who "advices" others to go there!

Come on, user, why are you so mad? Here, have a calming Maisie!

And by the way, I was right here: . They simply can't kill Arya, she has a plot armour almost as thick as Queen Fatass

Arya or Emilia Eyebrows will not die since they are Gurm's waifus, not because their roles in the story has any merit. Knowing Gurm, I think Jon gets to die last due to his wounds after the trio successfully defeated the thinly veiled allusion to Nazis/straight white males in general and these two join forces to become the stronk wymyn rulers of Westeros.

>>>/waifuist/

18 days until Queen Fatass starts her conquest of Westeros. It's time to start lubing your life sized dragon dildos. My bet is that the new season will contain even less nudity than the last one. This is where it turns into complete soap for menopausal womyns.

I didn't watch the last two seasons and I won't watch this one either. I might shitpost a little about it.

You missed out, GoT has almost become a parody at this point. It's legitimately funny. Yet at the same time the cinematography keeps getting better with each season.

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>Westeros is filled with racists that don't want them to rape breed enrich their wives

The psychological terror of that weapon is probably worth it. Also, lighting a sword on fire is probably more dangerous to the wielder than the target.

Arya will become ruler?

She will be locked in a steeple in the last episode.

yes, and you know what is said about rulers: they've all got 12 inches

Had to look this word up, but now I'm smiling. Good one

She has 12 inches of steel

At the very least she will become queen fatass' right-hand wymyn and personal muff diver.

You know they're gonna fucking do it.

Isn't that supposed to be Yara?

don't watch this racist crap

If it gets that bad I'll probably stop watching the show. I wonder if Sansa will get gangbanged by horsefags, she doesn't seem to have much plot left in her.

They really haves topped giving the slightest fuck?

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yes, around season 3

Is it just me or are even the normies starting to tire of GoT?

HOT!

Wew

She's almost pretty like that.

She does have nice thick eyebrows but she still looks off

Get better glasses! She looks a-Maisie-ng!

At last, someone who appreciates them

fat old fuck makes alot of easy money by having tv writers do the work

brain cells dying,getting harder to write

The devoted readers have been abandoned

The tv series is the finish