Been thinking about it for years

There's this 11 story building near my apartment complex. I've been thinking about jumping off of it for a while but I just found a way to get on the roof. I'm worried about being one of those losers who just hangs off the ceiling for a while and the cops show up then I get taken into a psychiatric facility. I need inspiration to just fucking jump, please give me it Holla Forums

Be more specific, OP.
Do you want us to make you feel better about jumping, or worse about not jumping?
Because the strategies are completely different between the two approaches. We wouldn't want to fuck it up and end up having you in a situation where you blame us for surviving, that would be horrible! And we wouldn't want to make you end up changing your mind against your will either.
So take a few minutes and think about which you'd prefer, which you think would be more effective for you personally, and let us know.

I want you to make me jump

how should I set up my phone?

I'm walking towards the bui;ding now, there is a glorious display of christmas ornaments on the top floor

We can't make you jump, user.
We can only give you reasons why you might want to.
You are the one who has to make the decision, not any of us.
We aren't in control of your life, you are.

vid the whole thing like a selfie so that we can watch your face the whole way down.

you can give me some incentive though

Don't you have enough already?
I mean, if you are tending toward suicide, I don't want to be the one to push you over the edge, so to speak. That would be awkward for me. If you are already going to do it but just lack the courage that is a different matter. That is kind of why I wanted you to figure this all out ahead of time. It is one thing for you to off yourself, it is another thing entirely for us to get the blame for it.

ah fuck my signal is fading as I walked in

based
wtf op
is it balls you lack or are things really not as bad as they seem

11 stories isn't really enough to make a good splatter diameter either, btw
nobody will get any of you on them from that height

I'm not even trying for this m8

It's enough to reach maximum splatter capacity

Just make sure there's no chance of you surviving; there's nothing more embarrassing than becoming a vegetable over a failed suicide attempt.

But the man who jumped off the Goldengate bridge

I hadn't thought of that, but you are right. That isn't even enough to reach peak acceleration.


No, it isn't. 32 feet per second squared would require about 16 stories to reach peak acceleration.

I just exited the emergency door and I am on the roof, the city looks beautiful from here

so you're saying I shouldn't do it?

Dude, if Dysnomia's life isn't bad enough to an hero, yours isn't either…not by a long shot.

Write a novel.

I'm saying that isn't the best building for it.

this building is probably the tallest in my city

But Dysnomia's life is bad enough to an hero, user.

Dysnomia's sounds like a normal chap.

i'm trying to stream but it isn't working

t. fat cunt

Oh nothing ever works for you you little rodent

i wonder why not
he said knowingly

I smell shame from you.

despite all of my rage i'm still just a kike in a cage

You could have quit that comment after the first 2 words.

anyways, bye goyim

Why'd you delete my thread without answering my question, anyway?

Oh good might aswell write a fucking poem while you are at it

I was indeed thinking of restarting but I didn't want to go TOO harsh

YAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.r..r.r………SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not Dysnomia dumbass

I guess he really did it.

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If you need inspiration you don't actually want to jump. Get a counselor and leave death for when it comes naturally

There is no natural death. Nor is there no natural death. Life intereferes with both..

don't do it

The point still stands. Cross the bridge when you get there

And jump off? We seem to be having mixed messaging and recieving here

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Fucking clever

such a great song, I hate the jewish tranny stuff though.

Maybe this is more his speed

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I think user already established his speed was 32 feet per second squared.

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Stop thinking and do it. Faggot

No I said to CROSS the bridge, at the end of your life. If you're going to jump off a building you don't need us to tell you. I tried to kill myself a few times, depression sucks, but I'm glad it didn't work. You do not get a second chance, no reset button. Find someone to talk to, get medication, evaluate what isn't working for you and change it

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Thank you, I needed it

I can make [spoiler]nested spoilers[/spoiler]

quantum immortality/suicide is real. do it and end up more fucked than before
t. suicider

So if we kill yourselves we end up on 8/b/ for eternity?

That would be a true hell

ya, but imagine imkampfy as an attentive global

Dude. First responders do their jobs to save lives that matter, not to scrape your dumb hamburger-helper ass off the pavement. Suck it up, get your shit together, and be a useful member of society.

do it