Been thinking about it for years

Jose Thompson
Jose Thompson

There's this 11 story building near my apartment complex. I've been thinking about jumping off of it for a while but I just found a way to get on the roof. I'm worried about being one of those losers who just hangs off the ceiling for a while and the cops show up then I get taken into a psychiatric facility. I need inspiration to just fucking jump, please give me it Holla Forums

Logan Jackson
Logan Jackson

Be more specific, OP.
Do you want us to make you feel better about jumping, or worse about not jumping?
Because the strategies are completely different between the two approaches. We wouldn't want to fuck it up and end up having you in a situation where you blame us for surviving, that would be horrible! And we wouldn't want to make you end up changing your mind against your will either.
So take a few minutes and think about which you'd prefer, which you think would be more effective for you personally, and let us know.

Xavier Jackson
Xavier Jackson

Do you want us to make you feel better about jumping, or worse about not jumping?
I want you to make me jump

Cameron Clark
Cameron Clark

how should I set up my phone?

Alexander Brooks
Alexander Brooks

I'm walking towards the bui;ding now, there is a glorious display of christmas ornaments on the top floor

Colton Cook
Colton Cook

We can't make you jump, user.
We can only give you reasons why you might want to.
You are the one who has to make the decision, not any of us.
We aren't in control of your life, you are.

Kayden Edwards
Kayden Edwards

vid the whole thing like a selfie so that we can watch your face the whole way down.

Jacob Brooks
Jacob Brooks

you can give me some incentive though

Ayden Cook
Ayden Cook

Don't you have enough already?
I mean, if you are tending toward suicide, I don't want to be the one to push you over the edge, so to speak. That would be awkward for me. If you are already going to do it but just lack the courage that is a different matter. That is kind of why I wanted you to figure this all out ahead of time. It is one thing for you to off yourself, it is another thing entirely for us to get the blame for it.

Cameron James
Cameron James

ah fuck my signal is fading as I walked in

Juan Miller
Juan Miller

based
wtf op
is it balls you lack or are things really not as bad as they seem

11 stories isn't really enough to make a good splatter diameter either, btw
nobody will get any of you on them from that height

Nolan Carter
Nolan Carter

it is another thing entirely for us to get the blame for it.
I'm not even trying for this m8

Ayden Wood
Ayden Wood

11 stories isn't really enough to make a good splatter diameter either
It's enough to reach maximum splatter capacity

Cooper Hernandez
Cooper Hernandez

Just make sure there's no chance of you surviving; there's nothing more embarrassing than becoming a vegetable over a failed suicide attempt.

Luke Roberts
Luke Roberts

But the man who jumped off the Goldengate bridge

Anthony Murphy
Anthony Murphy

11 stories isn't really enough to make a good splatter diameter either, btw
nobody will get any of you on them from that height

I hadn't thought of that, but you are right. That isn't even enough to reach peak acceleration.

It's enough to reach maximum splatter capacity
No, it isn't. 32 feet per second squared would require about 16 stories to reach peak acceleration.

Robert Ward
Robert Ward

I just exited the emergency door and I am on the roof, the city looks beautiful from here

Oliver Hall
Oliver Hall

32 feet per second squared would require about 16 stories to reach peak acceleration.
so you're saying I shouldn't do it?

Ethan Green
Ethan Green

Dude, if Dysnomia's life isn't bad enough to an hero, yours isn't either…not by a long shot.

Jayden Wright
Jayden Wright

the city lools beautiful from here
Write a novel.

Noah Long
Noah Long

I'm saying that isn't the best building for it.

Elijah Baker
Elijah Baker

this building is probably the tallest in my city

Bentley Roberts
Bentley Roberts

But Dysnomia's life is bad enough to an hero, user.

Matthew Scott
Matthew Scott

Dysnomia's sounds like a normal chap.

Juan Mitchell
Juan Mitchell

i'm trying to stream but it isn't working

Alexander Lopez
Alexander Lopez

t. fat cunt

Ayden Adams
Ayden Adams

Oh nothing ever works for you you little rodent

Nicholas Gray
Nicholas Gray

i wonder why not
he said knowingly

Jordan Reed
Jordan Reed

I smell shame from you.

Gabriel Collins
Gabriel Collins

despite all of my rage i'm still just a kike in a cage

Nathan Rogers
Nathan Rogers

You could have quit that comment after the first 2 words.

Gabriel Davis
Gabriel Davis

anyways, bye goyim

Adrian Diaz
Adrian Diaz

Why'd you delete my thread without answering my question, anyway?

Eli Cox
Eli Cox

Oh good might aswell write a fucking poem while you are at it
I was indeed thinking of restarting but I didn't want to go TOO harsh

Mason Baker
Mason Baker

YAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.r..r.r………SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Henry Martin
Henry Martin

I'm not Dysnomia dumbass

Andrew Gomez
Andrew Gomez

I guess he really did it.

/thread

Noah White
Noah White

That's a shame. Okay hide thread

Adam Nguyen
Adam Nguyen

If you need inspiration you don't actually want to jump. Get a counselor and leave death for when it comes naturally

Thomas Hughes
Thomas Hughes

There is no natural death. Nor is there no natural death. Life intereferes with both..

Hudson Bell
Hudson Bell

don't do it

Daniel Roberts
Daniel Roberts

The point still stands. Cross the bridge when you get there

Owen Fisher
Owen Fisher

And jump off? We seem to be having mixed messaging and recieving here

Easton Roberts
Easton Roberts

Fucking clever

Asher Thompson
Asher Thompson

such a great song, I hate the jewish tranny stuff though.

David Cook
David Cook

Maybe this is more his speed

Mason Edwards
Mason Edwards

Maybe this is more his speed

I think user already established his speed was 32 feet per second squared.

Angel Edwards
Angel Edwards

Oh lord Jesus

Xavier Price
Xavier Price

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Levi Rogers
Levi Rogers

Stop thinking and do it. Faggot

Tyler Sanders
Tyler Sanders

No I said to CROSS the bridge, at the end of your life. If you're going to jump off a building you don't need us to tell you. I tried to kill myself a few times, depression sucks, but I'm glad it didn't work. You do not get a second chance, no reset button. Find someone to talk to, get medication, evaluate what isn't working for you and change it

Jeremiah Russell
Jeremiah Russell

Thank you, I needed it

Noah Baker
Noah Baker

I can make [spoiler]nested spoilers[/spoiler]

Wyatt Bailey
Wyatt Bailey

quantum immortality/suicide is real. do it and end up more fucked than before
t. suicider

Parker Thomas
Parker Thomas

So if we kill yourselves we end up on 8/b/ for eternity?

Camden Myers
Camden Myers

That would be a true hell

Zachary Murphy
Zachary Murphy

ya, but imagine imkampfy as an attentive global

Levi Walker
Levi Walker

Dude. First responders do their jobs to save lives that matter, not to scrape your dumb hamburger-helper ass off the pavement. Suck it up, get your shit together, and be a useful member of society.

Bentley Martinez
Bentley Martinez

do it

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