Why aren't you a satanist, user?

Why aren't you a satanist, user?

Because Satan isnt real, dumbass. Why haven´t you become an atheist?

Is this that one youtuber

Is Athe real?
No?
Then fuck off.

test

Isn't worshiping nothing the same as worshiping something that doesn't exist?

Not an edgy soyboy brainlet.

Anyone know the difference between traditional satanism and laveyan satanism? I fucking dont

Because I'm a pagan tbh.

That's Hex

Because this

I cannot stand involving myself in any side of religious squabbles. "Stop liking things I don't like" at it's finest.

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Is "traditional" satanism not theistic?

Because my daddy didn't touch me on my no-no place when I was a kid.

Satanism is edgelord larping for the sake of edgelord larping. Has been since the days of De Rais.

Not realizing this is a troll thread copied off halfchan by the volshills.
Wake up, you retards!

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Because im a 15 year old newfag that loves blowing nigger cocks

Reported

you can't report the board owner, dumbass

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hmmmm

The problem starts and ends with you

same reason why not goddist
satanist way of life like christian way of life, sure
belief in satan? fuck off you're crazy