Who here /noshower/?

HOW LONG DO YOU GO BETWEEN SHOWERS, Holla Forums? I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO HOW LONG IT'S BEEN FOR ME. I TAKE A SHOWER WHEN I FEEL DIRTY. SOMETIMES THAT'S EVERY DAY. SOMETIMES THAT'S EVERY OTHER WEEK.

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HERE IS YOUR ANSWER STUPID FUCK. I KNOW LINKS ARE BROKEN, JUST TYPE IT IN TO YOUR BROWSER

SHOULD YOU SHOWER IN THE MORNING, OR AT NIGHT? YES. HTTPS://NYTI.MS/2DUOH5Z

YOU WANT TO TRY THAT AGAIN, MAYBE IN THE SUBJECT LINE?

NVM, DOESN'T MATTER. I WON'T LISTEN TO WHATEVER THE JEW YORK TIMES TRIES TO SELL TO THE GOYIM

YOU ENJOY SMELLING LIKE A FUCKING CRIPPLE, OP?

I'M HALF CRIPPLED, SO IT WORKS FOR ME. A LITTLE PATCHOULI OIL AND I'M RIGHT AS RAIN

THAT FIGURES. BIGOTS ARE STUPID AS WELL AS UNHYGIENIC

ONCE A WEEK, EVEN THOUGH I WORK

DAILY OR BIDAILY CUS I'M AN UNDERAGE SO I GET BACKNE N STUFF

ARE YOU RETARDED ¿ CRIPPLES DONT NECESSARILY SMELL BAD
BLIND PEOPLE ON THE OTHER HAND… WEW, ALL SMELL LIKE PISS

GOING ON DAY THREE WITHOUT A SHOWER. WILL PROBABLY TAKE ONE HERE IN A FEW HOURS BECAUSE I CAN START TO ACTUALLY SMELL MY OWN BUTTHOLE

TRY TO AVOID GREASY MEAT. THAT WILL HELP MORE WITH ACNE THAN MOST OTHER THINGS.


WAT? WHY THO?


THAT'S USUALLY MY SIGNAL TOO, user. THAT OR WHEN I START GETTING CORNFLAKE DANDRUFF

DEPENDS ON WHETHER MY HAIR GETS SUPER GREASY OR MY BALLS FEEL SLIMY THAT’S USUALLY MY CUE TO SHOWER

WHEN I HAVE TO COME IN CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE OR OTHER CREATURES SUCH AS HUMANS.

ONCE I AM IN MY DEN I DON'T SHOWER AS MUCH, BUT IF I GOT OUT AND COME BACK IN, I HAVE TO SHOWER.

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WHY WOULD YOU EVER SHOWER UNLESS YOU ARE A NORMALFAG THAT WANTS TO BE AROUND OTHER NORMALFAGS? MY ODOR KEEPS NORMALFAGS AWAY

NOT THE JEWS, I TELL YOU THAT

ONCE A WEEK

THAN YOU VERY MUCH, WHAT KIND OF MEATS CAN I EAT CUS I NEED TO /FIT/ TOO

I DON'T KNOW user. I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT MY ACNE WHEN I WAS THAT AGE. THERE WAS NO WAY IN HELL I WAS GOING TO STOP EATING MEAT

I CAN'T REALLY GO A DAY WITHOUT SHOWERING. IT'S NOT REALLY ABOUT BEING CLEAN BUT KEEPING MY GEAR CLEAN. I SIT ON MY COMPUTER ALL DAY EVERY DAY AND I DON'T LIKE MY KB/M GETTING ALL GREASY FROM MY HAND BEING ON MY DICK 24/7.

TEST

I HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN YEARS, YEARS

I'M ABOUT TO DOUSE MYSELF IN FERMENTED URINE AND RUB IT INTO THE SKIN
IT'S BEEN A COUPLE DAYS SINCE I'VE DONE THAT
I HAVE TO WASH MY HAIR IN IT, TOO
WAITING FOR A HEATER TO WARM UP MY HOUSE BECAUSE IT'S SO COLD BUT I BETTER HURRY BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED WITH WET HAIR
MAYBE I'LL HAVE TO DO SOME YOGA FIRST TO WARM UP

What's a "shower?"

uh about 2x/week

I ONLY SHOWER WHEN I TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF

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