SOON

SOON

REEEEEEEEEEE

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FUCK YOU DYSNOMIA, DIE IN A DITCH AND BURN IN HELL CUCK!

𝗐𝗁𝗒 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗇?

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IN PHILLIPINES ONCE THERE LIVED A BIG
AND WONDERFULLY CLEVER PIG.
TO EVERYBODY IT WAS PLAIN
THAT PIGGY HAD A MASSIVE BRAIN.
HE WORKED OUT SUMS INSIDE HIS HEAD,
THERE WAS NO BOOK HE HADN’T READ,
HE KNEW WHAT MADE AN AIRPLANE FLY,
HE KNEW HOW ENGINES WORKED AND WHY.
HE KNEW ALL THIS, BUT IN THE END
ONE QUESTION DROVE HIM ROUND THE BEND:
HE SIMPLY COULDN’T PUZZLE OUT
WHAT LIFE WAS REALLY ALL ABOUT.
WHAT WAS THE REASON FOR HIS BIRTH?
WHY WAS HE PLACED UPON THIS EARTH?
HIS GIANT BRAIN WENT ROUND AND ROUND.
ALAS, NO ANSWER COULD BE FOUND,
TILL SUDDENLY ONE WONDROUS NIGHT,
ALL IN A FLASH, HE SAW THE LIGHT.
HE JUMPED UP LIKE A BALLET DANCER
AND YELLED, “BY GUM, I’VE GOT THE ANSWER!”
“THEY WANT MY BACON SLICE BY SLICE
“TO SELL AT A TREMENDOUS PRICE!
“THEY WANT MY TENDER JUICY CHOPS
“TO PUT IN ALL THE BUTCHERS’ SHOPS!
“THEY WANT MY PORK TO MAKE A ROAST
“AND THAT’S THE PART’LL COST THE MOST!
“THEY WANT MY SAUSAGES IN STRINGS!
“THEY EVEN WANT MY CHITTERLINGS!
“THE BUTCHER’S SHOP! THE CARVING KNIFE!
“THAT IS THE REASON FOR MY LIFE!”
SUCH THOUGHTS AS THESE ARE NOT DESIGNED
TO GIVE A PIG GREAT PEACE OF MIND.
NEXT MORNING, IN COMES FARMER BLAND,
A PAIL OF PIGSWILL IN HIS HAND,
AND PIGGY WITH A MIGHTY ROAR,
BASHES THE FARMER TO THE FLOOR . . .
NOW COMES THE RATHER GRIZZLY BIT
SO LET’S NOT MAKE TOO MUCH OF IT,
EXCEPT THAT YOU MUST UNDERSTAND
THAT PIGGY DID EAT FARMER BLAND,
HE ATE HIM UP FROM HEAD TO TOE,
CHEWING THE PIECES NICE AND SLOW.
IT TOOK AN HOUR TO REACH THE FEET,
BECAUSE THERE WAS SO MUCH TO EAT,
AND WHEN HE’D FINISHED, PIG, OF COURSE,
FELT ABSOLUTELY NO REMORSE.
SLOWLY HE SCRATCHED HIS BRAINY HEAD
AND WITH A LITTLE SMILE, HE SAID,
“I HAD A FAIRLY POWERFUL HUNCH
“THAT HE MIGHT HAVE ME FOR HIS LUNCH.
“AND SO, BECAUSE I FEARED THE WORST,
“I THOUGHT I’D BETTER EAT HIM FIRST.”

I THINK A BUNCH OF PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY LEFT AND FOUND A GREAT NEW PLACE TO HANG OUT. THIS BOARD IS REALLY MUCH DEADER THAN IT HAS BEEN FOR A LONG TIME AND I THINK THE ONLY PEOPLE STILL HERE ARE THE ONES THAT DIDN'T FIGURE OUT THE GOOD NEW PLACE TO BE. PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME ARE THE SUPER LOSERS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T FIGURE OUT WHERE THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE ARE AT NOW. BUT ANYWAY YEAH I'M LEAVING ON 31 DEC AS A BIG FUCK YOU TO THE MODS HERE. THEY ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES AND I HOPE THEY ARE PROUD WHEN THEY GET TO BULLY AN EMPTY BOARD. THIS BOARD WILL BE LIKE THEIR LIVES ARE, EMPTY, LONELY, AND BORING.

GOODBYE PAEDOS HAVE FUN ON A HONEYPOT SITE. HOPE YOU GET CAUGHT.

YEP YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON. YOU PROBABLY HARDLY HANG OUT HERE AND DON'T GIVE A FUCK EITHER WAY.