Kissy Boys!

LEWD KISSING

SHARING PRIVATE LOVEY MOMENT OMG WHERE IS THAT HAND GOING?

BUT user, THE BIBLE, IT SAYS…
IT'S MAKING ME FEEL FUNNY.

user YOU KNOW YOU LOVE GAY LOVEY BOYS UWU

UPSIDE DOWN KISSIES WHAT THE FUCK?

SO LEWD BUT CUTE

NO, YOU ARE WRONG!

GON AND KILLUA ARE STUPID CUTE, I WISH THEM KISSING WAS CANON. THEY REALLY SHOULD GET MARRIED.

WOAH, NICE ID, user.

WAIT, ISN'T THIS KINDA GAY?

I KNOW!
IT'S JUST AS GAY (AND BAD) AS

WHICH I DEFINITELY DIDN'T WATCH.

DAILY REMINDER THAT BOYS ARE NOT FOR BULLYING, RAPING OR ANYTHING ELSE MEAN

DEFINITELY NOT FOR SEXUAL.

UNLESS IT'S BY ANOTHER BOY

OH NO, I'M NOT GOOD WITH THIS HOMO STUFF.

REPORTED FOR FAGGOTRY

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BUT THAT'S BAD TOO!

COVER YOUR EYES, user! AND YOUR EARS! AND YOUR WEENIE! WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH HANDS FOR THAT.

Y-YOU BETTER NOT DO ANYTHING FUNNY WHILE I COVER MY EYES AND EARS!

I WON'T! BUT YOU NEED TO COVER THAT SPOT SOMEHOW TOO. MAYBE PUT NEWSPAPERS ON YOUR LAP.

I KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE NOW, YOU HAVE TO SIT ON IT! THAT WAY, NONE OF THOSE HOMOS CAN GET TO ME.

WAAAH, YOU'RE SMART! WHICH WAY SHOULD I FACE?

FACING ME OBVIOUSLY, THAT WAY YOU'RE PROTECTED AS WELL.

GEEZ, I DON'T KNOW user. YOU'D BETTER LIFT YOUR LEGS A BIT HIGH, OTHERWISE I'LL BE SLIDING DOWN BACKWARDS ON YOUR THIGHS.

IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMEWAY TO MAKE THIS SITUATION EASIER, LIKE A NOOK OR A HOLE AND SOMETHING TO LATCH ONTO.

SO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS?

ALSO RATS, YOU WERE SO CLOSE, user!

I DON'T KNOW, LET ME REACH AROUND THERE FOR A BIT- MIGHT LEAD US TO A CLUE.

WHAT A SHAME.

YOU CAN JUST HOLD ME BY THE BUTT, THAT MIGHT WORK!
YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO COVER YOUR EARS AND EYES, BUT THAT'S FINE, I'LL JUST HOLD YOUR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST MY CHEST, THAT WAY YOU'LL BE FREE FROM ANY PERVERSIONS THE HOMOS MIGHT WANT TO SHOW YOU.

PERFECT!

WAIT, W-WHAT'S THIS WEIRD PRESSURE I'M FEELING?

WAH, I DON'T KNOW!
THINK FEEL SOMETHING TOO, THIS IS SCARY. HOLD ME CLOSER.

I'M SCARED, IS THIS THE DOING OF THE GAYS?

PROBABLY!
I KNOW, I'LL LIFT UP MY HOODIE AND YOU CAN HIDE YOUR HEAD INSIDE. IT'S PRETTY OVERSIZED, YOU'LL FIT! MAYBE.

GOOD IDEA, BUT ISN'T THIS KINDA CLOSE? I CAN FEEL YOU BREATHING ON ME.

KILL ALL GAYS

IT'S FINE user. SMOOSH! I'LL JUST HOLD YOUR FACE ON MY CHEST, NO MATTER IF THE PRESSURE INCREASES OR NOT, IT WILL BE FINE!

O-OKAY.
STRANGE, I'M GETTING THIS TIGHT FEELING IN MY CHEST BUT I DON'T SEE ANY CUTE GIRLS ANYWHERE- ONLY YOU.

WELL OF COURSE YOU DON'T SEE THEM, YOU HAVE YOUR HEAD IN MY HOODIE~
BUT I DON'T SEE ANY ANYWHERE EITHER. MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR CHEST?

WAIT, I THINK I GET IT NOW.
OH NO, I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!

NOOO, NO WAY, YOU MUST BE WRONG!
THERE ISN'T ANYONE BUT THE TWO OF US, AND I WAS PROTECTING YOU THE WHOLE TIME ;-;

HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED? AND WE TOOK ALL THOSE PRECAUTIONS TOO

ARE YOU SURE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED?
C-CAN I INSPECT YOUR CHEST? JUST TO MAKE SURE. THERE ON THAT SOFA, FOR EXAMPLE?

HERRO
>>>/CAOS/

OKAY, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ON THE SOFA?

CUTE BREAD.

JUST LIE DOWN ON YOUR BACK AND REMOVE YOUR T-SHIRT. I'LL SO THE FAMOUS FIVE-POINT EXAMINATION TO SEE IF ANYTHING'S WRONG.

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BE GENTLE, IT'S MY FIRST TIME DOING THIS SORT OF THING.

NO WORRIES, I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE EITHER!
OKAY, NOW LIFT UP THAT T-SHIRT… WAAH, SO SMOOTH! IT LOOKS PERFEC-PERFECTLY ALRIGHT, THAT IS.
NOTHING OUT OF ORDINARY AS FAR AS VISUAL EXAMINATION GOERS. THAT'S THE FIRST STEP. NEXT I'LL HAVE TO PALPATE IT.

IF YOU STARE AT ME LIKE THAT IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING.

NO WORRIES! NOW I'LL JUST FEEL YOU UP. HERE, YOUR STOMACH, DOES THIS HURT? W-WOW, YOUR CHEST IS RISING UP AND DOWN SO MUCH.

WAIT, STOP. I CAN'T TAKE THIS AFTER ALL, LET'S NOT GO ANY FURTHER.

BUT I'M NOT DONE YET! I STILL NEED TO LISTEN TO YOUR CHEST! HERE
*POMF*
JUST GONNA LIE ON TOP OF YOU FOR A MINUTE OR TWO AND LISTEN, THAT'S EASY ENOUGH TO HANDLE, YES?

N-NO! IF YOU GET THAT CLOSE I MIGHT…

U-UM?
W-ELL, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS, SAVE FOR YOUR HIGH HEART-RATE. BUT THAT WAS TO BE EXPECTED, THE PRESSURE YOU SPOKE OF EARLIER IS STILL THERE AFTER ALL. I-I CAN FEEL IT. THE FOURTH STEP SEEMS A BIT FUNNY TO ME, 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW ONE IS SUPPOSED TO FIND ANYTHING BY SMELLING YOUR CHEST! BUT HERE GOES…

NO, DON'T

DO YOU WANT ME TO SKIP STRAIGHT TO THE FIFTH POINT?

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P-PLEASE DO, I THINK I MIGHT GO CRAZY IF THIS GOES ON ANY LONGER

(WHAT A CUTE GIF~)
OKAY! I LOOKED, I TOUCHED, I LISTENED, I WON'T SMELL, SO LET'S SEE IF I CAN TASTE ANYTHING FUNNY! YUMMMMMMMM!

THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE

UMF. BUT NO MATTER WHERE I LICK OR SUCKLE, I CAN'T TASTE ANYTHING WRONG! IT ALL TASTES LIKE A HEALTHY BOY TO ME!
I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM LIES SOMEWHERE ELSE, NOT IN YOUR CHEST! WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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I'M SORRY OP, I DEPLETED ALL MY BOY KISSING PICS YESTERDAY.

STOP, I THINK THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!

IT WAS THE ONLY WAY

YA, LET'S STOP user!

REPORTED FOR BEING TOO GAY

NANI??

AH WELL. TIME TO GO, user. SORRY, I WON'T WRITE NOR CALL.

I'LL NEVER FORGET THE TIME WE GAYED IT UP TOGETHER

WE REALLY WENT OVERBOARD, DIDN'T WE. GOOD NIGHT.

GET A ROOM YOU HOMOS

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