The sex life of Super Human Beings

I know characters like Hulk or the Xmen who often have disadvatages due to their powers have talked about troublesome sex life like Hulk or Rouge not being able to get laid
But what about super humans who are often percieved as not having flaws in their powers
Not just Superman/girl,
How about Flash? does he cum in a Flash too?
What if Wonder Woman crushes her mate in a leglock during orgasm?
Or how about psychic characters? i'm not sure if i wanna read the mind of the girl i'm fucking
what about SPiderman, What if his dicks get's stuck inside the pussy?
Or Statick Shock becomes a turbodildo mid cummshot?

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Just because buzzfeed is dying doesn't mean you can come here and post stupid shit like they do.

I think Ireedemable dealt with that. The Plutonian could not control his strength and needed a power nulifier to not tear his girlfriend apart during sex.

It is obligatory to post The Pro when this topic comes up.

And I'll post, for the benefit of you babies, the original essay on the subject, from SF author Larry Niven, first published in 1971.
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Personally, I always thought that Kal and Lois should just borrow the Hawks' starship and take their honeymoon, and the pregnancy, on a planet with a red sun.

That is fucking stupid. If his cumshot is powerful enough to destroy a plane's wing, it wouldn't have been possible for him to miss the bitch's face by a little bit. She should have her own head destroyed by the initial impact.

She's superpowered too, and maybe his cumshot accelerated after, you know, as his wrigglers started swimming.

What stands out to me the most is that she was giving him a blowjob while he had a codom on. That is some weird shit.

You've obviously never had gonorrhoea.

maybe she's a superslut

Little bit. It sorta makes the default assumption that they aren't dating or anything and she's just a random whore who would blow anyone as long as they've got a bit of fame.

Make me wonder, what happened if speedsters having sex in speed force dimension. Do they have super speed baby?

the fuck, was this manga about the supermom and daughter duo?

Bananero get out.

Uchi No Musume Ni Te O Dasu Na, or "
Keep your Hands off my Daughter!"

The mom is fucking hot, and the daughter will probably fill out quite nicely.

Old Man Logan had Hulk fucking She-Hulk because she was the only one he wouldn't tear in half.

You know, I really like to see more licensed capes getting hentai treatment. But the one available usually got shitty artwork.

I remember Al Rio used to draw porn, but that's it.

Who was the manga artist who did all the shota porn of Young Justice, with Impulse and his child-bearing hips?

I remember seeing bits of a Batgirl one where it seems to be, um, the one who used to be Spoiler? The jailbait Batgirl, anyway.

And one of Bruce Wayne buggering the absolute Christ out of Dick on the first night he took him home. I mean, god DAMN, Bruce.

What the fuck is this faggotry? Take that gay shit outta here.

So I did some google search and this is a running ecchi manga? I was expecting it to be a full blown hentai not a series.

Fuck you if you don't like Impulse and his child-bearing hips.

You show me a drawing of characters with feminime curves so much they look more like a slender girl with a dick attached to it rather than young male body. Real Impulse got muscles and not skinny you idiot.

wew lad

Oh shut up. Humberto Rambo did nothing wrong.

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Actually the author himself drew some official porn of the manga… I personally never knew this existed until it was posted on this thread so blessed be user who posted it, I have a whole new fetish.

I only knew two manga where the artist decided to make the hentai version themselves, this one and Peridot (and he simply calls it "Ura Peridot") I just wonder if Rei Hiroe from Black Lagoon made BL hentai as well. I mean he's obsessed with Hellsing and already made several.

Baki The Grappler had a special 100-page story dedicated to Baki losing his virginity.

Is there anymore?

KEK

dude, Japan is always ahead of the game when it comes to super-rape
not like the UK, who is always ahead on child rape…

is The Thing's thing made out of rock?

He is apparently an eunuch.

Way to bring down the mood, user.

Today I found something new to fap to.

Obligatory.

S.T.A.R labs gave Superman a special red solar radiation heatlamp to fuck human women with b/c Dr. Hamilton's a bro. Where's my no-prize, nerds?

While I love this shitty reddit-tier post, the authors reguarly explain this.

Superman can conttol himself during the day to not break everything he touches, so he's eother very slow and careful or he lies flat while Lois rides on top. His cumshots are apparently not superfast in some iterations, even though that is a muscle action and you can strengthen it yourself, and other times he is said to not cum inside, and Lois was artificially inseminated at one point, I believe.

The Flash is written numerous times to have insane endurance, and actually lasts longer than he did before he got his powers.
This was the case in JLU, as well, despite Hawkgirl's quotes.

Now go make shity threads that I and other anons here have seen a thousand times before somewhere else.

Moar.

Cannon god exaxxion got a chapter that pretty much about the MC finally having sex with his girlfriend.

While all his teammates peeking with a secret camera.

And prepared a banquet for celebrating their decision to go to third base.

Yeah.

Extra note: His GF is on the right, they are on the same class. She's supposed to be petite high schooler

Subtle touch there, I think that shoulder shrugging move they did at the end was them shaking their tits, but we only see it from the back, lol.
Talk about getting shit past the radar.