:^) + :3 = ?
I CREATED A FAKE WEBSITE THIS WEEK SO I CAN GET ANOTHER NEET ACCEPTED AT A GOOD JOB… FEELS GOOD MAN.
NATURALLY, I CAN'T SHOW YOU ANYTHING ABOUT THE WEBSITE BECAUSE YOUR AUTISM WILL NOT ONLY FIND IT BUT MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR MY CLIENT TO GET A JOB. INSTEAD, HAVE A PIC OF SOME BASIC TIPS ON WHAT TO WEAR TO AN INTERVIEW.
I'M A NEET. HOW CAN I MAKE A WEBSITE TO GET A JOB?
MAKE AN ALT-RIGHT CHANNEL ON YOUTUBE WHERE YOU SHOW YOUR CAMELTOE AND BEG FOR SHEKELS
THE TL;DR IS THAT YOU BUILD A COMPANY WEBSITE AND THEN TELL YOUR INTERVIEWER THAT THOSE YEARS YOU WERE IN 8CH WERE ACTUALLY YEARS WORKING THERE.
THE CHEAPEST ON IS WEEBLY (A YEAR FOR $8/MONTH, WITHOUT THE WEEBLY SYMBOL). NOW HERE IS THE IMPORTANT TIP… FROM AN EXPERT NEET TO A NEET: MAKE SURE YOU USE AS MUCH THROWAWAY INFO AS POSSIBLE.
I RECOMMEND USING CREDIT GIFT CARDS AND FAKE NUMBERS; AS WELL AS MAKE UP CONSISTENT FAKE NAMES AND OTHER DATA. IT HELPS IF YOU HAVE EVERYTHING READY BEFORE STARTING YOUR WEBSITE.
AFTER THIS IS OVER, JUST APPLY.
...
IT'S NOT ABOUT GETTING A JOB, IT'S ABOUT TAKING AWAY A NORMIE'S JOB :^) + :3 = ?
#MAGA
...
KYS
NEETS STEALING JOBS FROM WHITE CIS MALES WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, I READ ON 8/POL/ THAT AFTER TRUMP NEETS WOULD GET JOBS. OR ARE YOU A KIKE THAT HATES THE IDEA OF 8/POL/ACKS GETTING JOBS?
WHAT IF A GOOD JOB'S OUT OF THE QUESTION AND YOU JUST NEED TO EXPLAIN WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR LIFE SINCE YOU TURNED 18?
WHY WOULD IT BE OUT OF THE QUESTION? HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO RESEARCH YOUR DREAM JOB AND PROJECT ALL OF ITS QUALITIES ON YOUR TIME SPENT HERE
EXAMPLE:
...
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU HIKKI NEETS CAN COMPETE WITH NORMIES
BOO HOO CRY LITTLE BABY. JUST GO BACK TO YOUR GRAND SOCIETY
I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN THINKING OF LEARNING HOW TO PROGRAM. I JUST NEED TO FIND THE MOTIVATE TO POWER THROUGH SOME OF THE PDFS I HAVE SITTING ON MY DRIVE.
THE THING IS, THE LOCAL OMMUNITY COLLEGE ONLY OFFERS SOME BULLSHIT ASSOCIATES IN PROGRAMMING DEGREE, AND THERE'S NO WAY I CAN GET INTO A UNIVERSITY. I GUESS I COULD TRY TO BUILD UP A PORTFOLIO BY FREELANCING, BUT I DON'T WANT TO STRUGGLE COMPETING AGAINST PAJEETS FOREVER IF IT DOES NOTHING TO MAKE UP FOR MY LACK OF A DEGREE.
OR YOU CAN YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO PROGRAM. YOU WERE TRAINED AT G LOGISTICS ×3
NATURAL
RIGHT. THANKS FOR HELPING A NEET OUT, user.
ASHLEY CHECK'EM
...
I DON'T HAVE A WEBSITE FOR G LOGISTICS, SO FEEL FREE TO MAKE ONE YOURSELF… OR FOR WHATEVER ESOTERIC COMPANY THAT ACTIVATES YOUR ALMONDS
SO CLOSE TO ASHLEY CHECK EM
LEARN RUBY. IT'S PISS EASY AND WHEN YOU GIT GUD YOU WILL BE ABLE TO RETURN TO IT FOR RUBY ON RAILS
I'LL DO THAT. I'VE HEARD WEBDEV IS EASIEST TO FIND WORK IN STARTING OUT.
...