Attention Whoring: Dead Kike on Stick edition

Dubs decide what I do tonight.
Ideas:
I will not
Trips override dubs, quads override trips, etc.

Want to skip the line?, demand something really outrageous? I accept Bitcoin, Altcoins, and Gift Cards as donations.

BAN YOURSELF FOR 3 DAYS

KYS

MAKE A "BAN ROULETTE" THREAD WHERE DIFFERENT NUMBER ROLLS RESULT IN DIFFERENT LENGTH BANS, RANGING ALL THE WAY FROM NONE TO PERMANENT

STICKY "MEWCH.NET IS OUR NEW HOME NOW, LEAVE THIS BORT IMMEDIATELY"

I LIEK THIS MEME

I DUN DID IT

LOL LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT POSTING IN A LOWER CASE AND THINKS HE'S COOL. HEY FAGGOT SPEAK UP WE CAN'T HEAR YOU WHEN YOU WHISPER!

DONE

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🅑🅐🅢🅔🅓

ROLLING.

MY REQUEST IS THAT YOU SUCK MY DICK.

AAAND ITS GONE.

UNFUCK THE CSS PLS

WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU GUYS NOT APPRECIATE MY SHITPOSTING?!

BRING BACK THE MIDGETS TBH

MAKE SAGE OUR OFFICIAL MASCOT 😗

HEIL HITLER, MEXICANS, PUERTO RICANS, GUATEMALANS, AND OTHER ARYANS!

SAGE CHECK'EM!

I DECLARE THIS BIRD TO BE OUR OFFICIAL MASCOT. POSTING OF HIS "OWNER" IS NOT ALLOWED THOUGH.

THIS BUT UNIRONICALLY

CUTE BIRD [1/2]

CUTE BIRD [2/2]

SAGE NEVER DIED