Feminine penis and BP

MERRY CHRISTMAS, Holla Forums

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DON'T BE SHY user.

JUST TAP IT, IT'S NOT EVEN GONNA BE GAY!

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MEEP MEEP DRESSING AS A WIMMIN DOESN'T MAKE YOU ONE TBH NO HOMO

EITHER I FUCK THAT ESOTERIC PUSSY OR THE WHITE RACE WILL DIE

KILL ALL GAYS

NOT GAY IF IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL

THAT'S FINE user. JUST SAY NO HOMO AFTERWARDS.

WHEN I WAS 23 I FELL FOR THE "TRAP" MEME. I MET UP TO MEET WITH ONE AFTER THEY GOT OFF WORK. IT WAS ON THE WEEKEND. SATURDAY I BELIEVE. I TOLD MY MOM I WANTED TO GO SEE A MOVIE AND HAD HER DROP ME OFF AT A NEARBY THEATER.

SHE GOT OFF WORK AROUND 5PM AND WE AGREED TO MEET IN THE PARKING LOT SO I COULD FINALLY SUCK ME A FEMININE PENIS AND HOPEFULLY RECEIVE ORAL OR ANAL IN EXCHANGE (WASN'T IN THE AGREEMENT BUT I WAS HOPING). SHE GOT OFF WORK AT 5PM PROMPTLY AND MET ME IN THE PARKING LOT THEN TOOK ME TO HER CAR. SHE CHANGED OUT OF HER WORK UNIFORM OUT IN THE OPEN INTO COMFY CLOTHES AND PANTS. WE THEN WENT INSIDE HER CAR WHERE SHE PULLED HER PENIS OUT AND TOLD ME TO HURRY AND START SUCKING. THE TOTAL OPPOSITE IN PERSONALITY THAN WHAT SHE FLIRTED LIKE THROUGH THE PHONE.

SO, NEEDLESS TO SAY, I CRAWLED INTO HER CAR AND STARTED PUSHING MY HEAD TOWARDS HER LAP. IT SMELLED AWFUL. SMELLED LIKE A MAN. WASN'T WHAT I WAS EXPECTING. THE STICK-SHIFT KEPT RAMMING INTO MY KIDNEYS AND SHE DIDN'T PUT ON AIR CONDITIONER. AFTER WHAT SEEMED LIKE FOREVER I COULD FEEL HER TENSE UP AND IT WAS JUST THEN THAT SOME OF HER COWORKERS STARTED BANGING ON THE CAR HOOD AND WERE TAKING PICTURES THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD. I QUICKLY RAN OUT OF THE CAR WITH CUM DRIPPING OUT OF MY MOUTH. I RAN INTO THE THEATER BATHROOM AND STAYED IN THERE FOR ABOUT 40 MINUTES UNTIL IT WAS SCHEDULE FOR MY MOM TO PICK ME UP. THINKING I HAD SEEN THE MOVIE. I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I PUKED. IT WAS A RECORD HIGH FOR ME THAT EVENING.

THAT'S LESS THAN EVEN A ONE-NIGHT STAND. WHY EVEN DO THAT.

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meep meep aren’t you supposed to get them to suck your benis tbh no homo

OH NO user, I S P I L L E D SOME.

RIGHT HERE NIGGERS! HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS. I LOVE YOU ALL

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THIS MAN'S COCK SMELLS LIKE A COCK!!!!!!!

YOU'RE LUCKY YOU GOT OFF THAT EASY TBH. IF YOU WERE A COW, THEY'D HAVE REALLY ORKED YOU GOOD.

MY COCK SMELLS INTOXICATING, #NOTALLCOCKS. TAKE A SNIFF, ONE WILL DO YA.

TRIPS OF TRUTH

>>>/CUTEBOYS/
AND STAY GONE FAGGOTS

WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING

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I'M NOT GAY BUT I WOULD LET ONE OF THESE TRAPS SUCK MY DICK

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SAME PROBABKY