Who else here spending Christmas alone and/or on Holla Forums?
On an unrelated note, does anyone wanna buy me a splorch? Ill accept used ones
Loneliness thread: Spending Christmas alone edition
Ryan Brooks
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John Nguyen
WHAT TO HECK IS A SPLORCH? I'm a dataminer btw.
Easton White
IT IS A DILDO WITH EGGS THAT GO IN YOUR POOPER
Blake Butler
YOU PUT A EGG ON A DILDO? I'm a dataminer btw.
Brayden Taylor
THREAD HIDDEN
Jace Barnes
NOT ON, IN, IT'S HOLLOW!
Wyatt Miller
...
Levi Brooks
DOESNT THE EGG CRACK WHEN YOU PUT IN POOPER? I'm a dataminer btw.
Connor Cook
SEE
IT DIDN'T THE LAST TIME OR THE TIME BEFORE THAT!
Chase Gray
SO YOU PUT EGG IN POOPER AND THEN TAKE OUT WITH SPLORCH? I'm a dataminer btw.
WAIT A MINUTE!!! EGGS!!! OMLET!!! IT'S ALL MAKING SENSE
Nicholas Campbell
WUT
Asher Perez
WHEN CHRISTMAS IS OVER EXPECT THIS FACE TO BE THE LAST THING YOU SEE
Caleb Powell
BENIS
Aiden Clark
NO NIGGA, YOU PUT DILDO IN ASS THEN EGGS ARE DEPOSITED IN ASS! ALSO, THAT'S OLD FUCKING NEWS
pornhub.com
Mason Perez
I DON'T HAVE CAPS LOCK ON WHY DO I WRITE IN LARGE LETTERS
Jacob Ortiz
REEEE MODS
Xavier Torres
STOP YELLING TBH
Connor Moore
YOUR REGISTRY IS ALL FUCKED UP, SO YOU'RE SEEING EVERYTHING IN ALL CAPS
I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE ON WINDOWS, SO TO FIX, YOU'LL HAVE TO DELETE SYSTEM 32 TBH
Christopher Peterson
I DON'T LIKE WHAT I SEE
DO I DELETE IT BEFORE OR AFTER RUNNING MAGNETS ON MY HARD DRIVE
Charles Peterson
OHHHHH
I SEE NOW
SO YOU HAVE TO SQUEEZE THE EGGS THROUGH THE TUBE AND THEN POOPOO THEM OUT
OK
OF COURSE THAT'S A THING
WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY CRACK IN YOUR DOODOO HOLE AND THEN THE SHELL IS THERE? I'm a dataminer btw.? I'm a dataminer btw.? I'm a dataminer btw.
Asher Edwards
THAT IS A RISK I'M WILLING TO TAKE
Gavin Lopez
ACTUALLY THE MAGNETS ARE ONLY FOR LINUX MACHINES RUNNING C PROGRAMS
THEY'RE THE ONLY WAY TO ACCESS THE LOWER LEVEL ASSEMBLY CODE IMHO
Jordan Baker
SO IS EGGS SEXXXY NOW? I'm a dataminer btw. OR IS IT JUST THE ROUND OBJECT? I'm a dataminer btw.
Aaron Robinson
YOU TELL ME, FRIEND!
Grayson Lopez
MIGHT AS WELL STICK A JAR UP YOUR POOPER! WHAT COULD GO WRONG
Zachary Kelly
I DON'T GOING TO SPEND PAY A MILLION SHECKELROONIES ON A TUBE TO FIND OUT EGGOMAN FEEL GOOD OR NOT
Jonathan Morris
WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, RETARDED? I'm a dataminer btw. DON'T ANSWER THAT
Carter Long
𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠? I'm a dataminer btw.
Jayden Diaz
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Blake Campbell
HERE, TAKE THIS!
Easton Morgan
COMMUNISTS NOT WELCOME
Benjamin Robinson
GAYY
Liam Morales
𝕮𝖆𝖓 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖋𝖎𝖝 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘？
Landon Roberts
MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE
OH WAIT-
Noah Collins
Ｏｏｏｐｓ， ｍｅａｎｔ ｔｏ ｒｅｐｌｙ ｔｏ
Austin Ross
Unicuck btfo
Jose Fisher
𝔪𝔢 𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔤𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔶 𝔦𝔰 𝔱𝔬 𝔡𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔱𝔢 𝔰𝔶𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔪 32 𝔲𝔰𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔡𝔞𝔡'𝔰 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔭𝔲𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔦𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔟𝔥
Logan Morris
ABOOSE
Cooper Long
𝕙𝕦𝕙, 𝕚𝕥 𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕠𝕟𝕖!
Evan Harris
U WOT M8
Jaxson Howard
I ALREADY HAVE XER ON DISCORD