Adopted a baby monkey

I adopted a baby monkey after I found him on the side of the road next to his mother's lifeless body. The baby didn't know what to do and was sad and crying so I decided to take him with me and help raise him. So I decided to daily post a YouTube video of our baby monkey so everyone can see him. Here's my YouTube channel: youtube.com/channel/UCYm1jZ-9CFQD1inehrhYcIg

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Let your monkey run free around the house :^) + :3 = ?

Come on. It's christmas.

dude give him sum toys before he starts throwing shit around

okay so he can smash everything?

Name him Tyrone. It must be done.

okay mein niBBa

Teach him to smoke, please and thank you.

sure mein negro

Lettuce see his dong.

give him to a zoo you blithering moron.
1) monkeys aren't supposed to live in fucking bird cages
2) once his balls drops he'll become violent and beat the crap out of you

uh this is a 3rd world country. There are no zoos that would take a wild animal.

I agree give him to a zoo who will make good porn with him. never seen any monkey zoophilia so this would be a good first.

What shit hole dø you live in Monkeyanon?

a shithole in asia

Nah if user has a gf this the perfect time to make monkey cuck kino. We have a chance to expand the borders of cuckery.

Monkeys aren't like bears, they're pack animals.
his tribe must be around where you found him.
instead of taking him with you, you should've sent him back with them.

now that his odor has changed because of you, his tribe may not recognize him.

you should ask a zoologist forum m8. fast.

you can't take care of an adult monkey, unless you're ready to get him hookers regularly.
i'm not even kidding, he'll become violent if he doesn't bust his nut.

OP could suck him off once in awhile.

monkeys will only take care of their own biological children. His mother is dead so he is as good as dead too.

are you a zoologist?

Travel around your third world country with your new pal and make kino

he's a zoophiliac

kino?

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So are you a ching chonger, OP? Where do you live where you can find monkeys? Maybe the African jung

let's just say i live in a shit 3rd world country

here's a video i just uploaded now: youtube.com/watch?v=_2VtavqQZEY

Jesus, even sad Pepe doesn't look this sad. thats the most tragic looking thing i'v seen in months
take off that leach/collar and go see a veterinarian at least.

take off his leash? Take the leash off a wild monkey? Okay sure. Will you send me 10,000 dollars to replace all the shit in my house he will smash when he is no longer on the leash?

whats your plan? are you gonna let him on leach for the rest of his life?
thats not even an actual leach/collar ffs !

we'll increase the length of the leash but we also let him sit and sleep in our laps, so it's not like we are denying him human contact or anything.

I DON'T THINK MONKEYS ARE STUPID, DUDE.
IF YOU CAN TRAIN A DOG NOT TO SHIT ON YOUR RUG I'M SURE YOU CAN TRAIN A MONKEY NOT TO BREAK YOUR HOUSE.

WHY DID IT CAME WITH CAPS?

BABY MONKEY
BABY MONKEY
BACKWARDS ON A PIG
BABY MONKEY
THE WORLD HAS GONE INSANE
AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IS RIGHT
YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP ON KEEPIN' ON
GET ON THAT PIG AND HOLD ON TIGHT-IGHT

DEATH ITSELF?

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VERY NICE MAN.
IF YOU HAVE THE MEANS, TRY TO BUY A WAIST LEASH FOR HIM.

ALSO >>>7644621
PRIMATES ARE SOCIAL ANIMALS AND GET DEPRESSED REALLY FAST IF THEY ARE ALONE AND HAVE NOTHING TO PLAY WITH.

BAD LUCK GETTING BOY

I KNOW ABOUT WAIST LEASHES BUT THEY WON'T HAVE THOSE IN A SHITTY 3RD WORLD ASIAN COUNTRY

AND WE ARE KEEPING HIM COMPANY, DON'T WORRY.

SO HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PREPARE THE MEAT WHEN YOU COOK IT?

MAN FUCK U, U SICK FUCK