You wake up and then Poettering is now maintaining the linux kernel

You wake up and then Poettering is now maintaining the linux kernel.
What do you do?

switch to openbsd

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Jump to the hurd.
That will force me to help make audio and USB support.
And maybe x64.

Jump to the hurd.
That will force me to help make audio and USB support.
And maybe x64 support.

Jump to the hurd.
That will force me to help make audio and USB support.
And maybe x64 support.

This!

eat a pound of magic mushrooms and then go to sleeep and wake up again in normal reality

Very little. I'd expect it to go alright, but it would be immediately forked anyway. If it turns out to be a disaster then there'll be an alternative ready by that time.

would this really work ?

Stop using kernel branches he's tainted.

no you'll end up with severe HPPD and mental lesions

swap to linuxlibre

why not FreeBSD? or DragonflyBSD?

Same as I do now. I read the fucking news and pay attention to new config options since there's already fucks who put default-Y shit in.

Fork and use libre linux while waiting for the Hurd.

Nothing, I've already been on OpenBSD since the 90's.

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1) Fork the repository
2) Selectively include patches/merges based on direct need
3) Write a bot to find shit code
4) Compile a list of people who's code should be blacklisted from the fork
5) Have bot email people saying their code is shit
6) Tell OP this thread is shit
7) Sage

Bloated, but better for a desktop (OpenBSD has shit performances).
Always was interesting but not enough workforce.

Watch hurd go from meme to reality faster than an italian supercar goes from 0 to violent flames.

Switch to Linus' fork.

Nope, you will only uncover more weirdness and synchronicity will haunt you for the rest of your life.

switch to freebsd

Give Debian/kFreeBSD a try, I guess.
But I'm pretty sure as long as Linus is alive, he will keep the kernel from going to shit. I will outlive him though, but by that time I'm not sure whether Linux will even still be a thing.

fork the linux kernel

Switch to FreeBSD, write malware for the many new Linux 0days, use bitcoins to buy a nuke from Pajeet and nuke Poettering.

nice try randi harper

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Multiposter or LeXDdit raid?

Go back to sleep for the eternal sleep.

Codemonkey.