Anime tiddies

why wouldnt you want a 2d anime gf?

You can't have sex with them for one. You'll be a virgin forever.

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Women are trash

I'm known to indulge in anime from time to time. That said I prefer 3d waifus like Ann Frank. Anime girls just come off as too shallow.

Please draw me a 5D sheep.

OK, here you are

Yeah, they come off a bit too two-dimensional.

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It is in this box

But there's no holes in the box. How will I be able to fug it?

with a 5D dick, you don't need a box with holes
but be careful with the fractal 4D surface of the hole of the sheep

Just a threadly reminder, the 2d you jack off to has been passed around more than a basketball in detroit.

==STOP MASTURBATING==>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3d>2d>porn

What if my 2D waifu was created by me? And no one else has seen her?

this. you can fuck things from different different dimensions, you just need a dick thats in the same dimensions as the thing you're going to fuck.
therefore you could also fuck a 2d anime gf if you had a 2d dick

I'm already imagining and fucking your waifu right now. Mmmm.

I want a 2D muscle gf

2d milk

death by snu snu

papercuts

ouch