Two Lies and One truth

Other anons guess which one is the truth.

1st one sounds the least likely, 2nd one is possible but eh, probably the 3rd one

I will reveal the truth when enough anons make guesses, other anons can play too.

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I'm going with 1st, 2nd would require OP having balls and 3rd would mean OP has friends.

tbpttmaoam

i fucked a tranny
got hit by lightning
am jewish

Hellooo jewboy