Two Lies and One truth

Other anons guess which one is the truth.

1st one sounds the least likely, 2nd one is possible but eh, probably the 3rd one

I will reveal the truth when enough anons make guesses, other anons can play too.

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all test test

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I'm going with 1st, 2nd would require OP having balls and 3rd would mean OP has friends.

tbpttmaoam

i fucked a tranny
got hit by lightning
am jewish

Hellooo jewboy

:^)

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:^)

post more comfy ISIS pictures
semi related

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low effort 2/10

Please let number 2 be true. Op y u no spoiler answer

mad cuz it's right

just to be contrarian, i'll say option 2 is the only true one

you have to be a real soyboy to do concern trolling. nazis aren't soyboys, only you /trannypol/s are

so far
I'll go into more detail of what happened when I reveal the truth.

I call a lie. You are too beta for that.

Lie again. You are too beta to talk with girls.

Lie. You have no friends.

If my math is correct, that's three lies and you cheated user.

I'm gonna say the 3rd one cuz there are some sick fuckers on this site.

I have no clue how testily got mixed up with testily but whatever

WTF, now I love those stupid wordfilters?

1. I ate out a pussy at least weekly if not daily from 3 months old to about 3 years old. Then I fucked that same pussy until I snapped her neck at age 16 years. Now shes buried below the Deck in the back yard.

2. I built a model rocket that took many pictures of the stratosphere after its launch about 3 years ago.

3. I love eating at panda express.

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nobody likes Panda Express, it's the biggest front for opium money laundering and everyone know it

one lie down 1 more to go.

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bump

datamining thread do not reply

ill datamine your asshole if you don't get out of my thread

1. OP IS A FAGGOT
2. OP IS NOT A FAGGOT.
3. "OP IS NOT A FAGGOT" IS TRUE.

Nobody gives a shit, die faggot

First one is true because it's hot.

this is a datamining thread

99 lies 1 truth
99 truths 1 lie

You caught me bro us at the fbi sure need to up our a-game to get your guys' information

REMINDER: this is the generic template dataminer response once caught out

How the hell do you actually believe im a dataminer you half a brain cell faggot?
#2 was true have a great Hanuka everybody

Show us your benis big boy

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only the second is true because we've all done that

no

Oh leftypol, you get more pathetic by the day