What do you do to make money, user?

So what do you do when they ask for a reference?

you panic shit on your interviewer's desk. they'll either think you're fucking retarded and belong in a psych ward or think you're bold for defecating in front of them.

The bs'd the wymyn interview, but she liked me so much she called the vice-president and he liked me so much he got the owner. I thought the cat was going to get raped in the bag, but I got hired.

After 2 months I quit because the job wasn't very self-sustaining… that and I got the experience I needed to coach NEETs on that specific position.

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Orrrr you could just tell them "sure, I'll email the references to you later!" Then run far, far away from that employer.

just your average Holla Forums user t​bh. i'm not a total mess though, i am trying. if not for joining the church, i wouldn't even be trying though.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

kek

What about you did they like so much?

test, please, don't.

don't what? tell the truth about why i'm not sitting around doing absolutely nothing anymore?

you're not posting in /srz/… i even made a thread

You just have to write the name of the company, your position, and time you were there.
It's implied you're telling the truth and they have to look for it.

If they are autistic or the position is important, you given them a reference… which is the fake contacts you crafted days or even months before.

:^)

i didn't know anyone else was posting there

well, you mentioned it yesterday 2 days ago?

yeah but it's been dead for months and i'm not a mod on that board anymore

This too :^) + :3 = ?
or instead of pussing out at first problem, you can craft your references during that time… I did that once and called my supposed past employers "Jim H. W."

I forgot to reference my paper running job from when I was 13 and it was my only sort of work experience at the time and the interviewer basically told me to fuck off and get a reference. To this day I list all my jobs (the ones I deem worthy of putting on my CV) with a credible reference because of what happened with the paper running thing. It wasn't even a high end job either yet he didn't take me in because I couldn't reference a shitty paper running job I had. Fuck that guy.

My diverse and rich experience as a CEO in an esoteric company (filled with past NEETs, wonder how they got hired)

Here is a corporate secret: the lower you are, the shittier you're treated.

I can tell you were applying for a shit position by the way he treated. Then again you may have sperged a bit (in your resume or in person), if someone asks you for reference let them know you would be most happy to give it to them asap

CFO

I was a stupid teen so yeah I probably did sperg out a bit in the interview but he dismissed the whole interview because I didn't have the contact details of my 'previous' employer. He fucking threw me out just because I didn't have the contact details of some shitty paper running business. I was heart broken and demotivated but not for too long.

Like I said, you get treated like trash at the bottom. When I was starting, I once worked dressed as a clown for 3 days to get some fat whale to tell her supervisors "top men are working on it"

I wasn't played for those 3 days

Anyways, back to your point, next time IF ASKED tell them you have it but not with you. Then tell you will email that and any other info they desire later (fucking smile, specially if it's a woman)

I'd rather be safe than sorry but thanks.

Just create OC and sell your OC.

You got that from an episode of This Old House where some Arab American was talking about how he used his missile knowledge to make AC detectors.

Based!

Shut the fuck up Torpedo.

I watch their now-dead YouTube channel

No.

:^)

#based

:^) + :3 = ?

How did this side project turn into something that made you money?

Just invest in cryptocurrency stupid

I datamine

I dont.
Currently trying and failing to find a job
Other than that.
I wait for the b-day or christmas money from my dad

Oh and if i do get money for christmas this year I want to invest in stocks

Which stocks should I put my money into?

Something something cryptocurrency meme

Fix computers and work in a butcher shop/deli

What do you do at the butcher shop/deli?
Serving costumers? In the back butchering animals?

Only the outcasts end up filthy rich. If your not an outcast and had somewhat of a normal life then you will never be good at gaining wealth. It's a trade off, Have a normal life with a testily, steady job and grandkids - have a girlfriend or friends to hang out around or be an outcast. I'll tell you why outcasts make mad cash, it's because all we have is hate and the only thing that can distract us from that hate is Video games and finding ways to make cash by finding niches in life to do so. Just get a normalfag job and make a normalfag wage… you don't want my kind of life, its empty.

I destroy websites for a living.

t. Dysnomia

I don't want a normalfag job though. I hate being forced to work a certain number of hours per week and I hate pretending like I give a shit about the work.

I think I would mostly be fine though if either of those two factors weren't there. For a) I would have to work from home or some shit. For b) I would have to either have a job where I could openly express my apathy or have a job that I genuinely care about (but I doubt I'll find that).

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Is this spam or an answer? If the later, do you work as a producer or model?

I am a profession masturbater.
I donate daily at the local Sperm Bank, where I recieve $120 per deposit.
Do the math.

I bought into bitcoin when it was just under $200. I now have just over $56,000.

Too late. It's far too expensive to buy into now, you'll make no returns and the bubble is set to burst within the next several months. It's going to be a huge shit show and alot of heads are going to roll for it. I'm talking major happenings. if you want to invest, diversify your portfolio and it's always a good idea to back up some of your capital in precious metals. You wont see insane returns right away but you'll still be making money if you're smart about it. There's no get rich quick scheme. Investing takes time and alot of research. If you don't know how the stock market works… Learn!

Sperm banks don't let you donate daily. They require 6 weeks of nofap between donations for maximum sperm count.

I am a professional fact checker.

Man whore.
its surprising how many hot women are willing to pay for sex.
its a psychological thing, they believe that if you charge them for sex it must be better then what they can get for free.

We need more posters like you in this world, son.

how cute
I bought my coins in 2011 when they went from 30$ down to 2$. Today they are valued at USD 3M. I still hodl them and I see no value in selling them for cucked fiat money.

6 WEEKS???????

HOLY FUCK.

Make fake rape allegations for the news media.

But I'm male.

claim you're transgender

I am the head of a crime i'm a nigger ily
Inherited this i'm a nigger ily business and keeping it going

buy bitcoins when they are high
sell when low

i'm creating a new cryptocoin. it's called Holla Forumscoin and it's only for underage faggots and there isn't an objective value. we just argue about good it used to be and how it's lower than ever.

when is the ico, I want to preorder coins worth 100 BTC

Doesn't work like you want to :^) + :3 = ?

I draw porn and live with my mom.

But do you draw porn of your mom?

I draw porn of older sisters, that's my fetish.

What will you do when you can no longer live with your mom for whatever reason?

How many here got into an amazing job with an esoteric resume?

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN AMAZING JOB!

I WAS BORN INTO MONEY! UNCLE FORBS TOP 500 AWHILE AGO

DISPITE THIS I'VE EXCLUSEVLY WORKED MIN WAGE JOBS WHEN NOT BEING A NEET! I'VE CONCLUDED THAT I CAN AFFORD EVERYTHING I NEED WITH A GRAND EVERY TWO WEEKS AND FINE TAX PAYER MONEY(FOR FOOD OF COURSE) EVEN IF I'M LIVING BY MYSELF IN AN AREA WITH A HIGH COST OF LIVING! THIS IS BECAUSE I'M FINE WITH DOING NOTHING MEANINGFUL WITH MY LIFE, WHICH MIGHT NOT BE YOU!

I SEE EXCESSIVE CASH AS AN EXCESSIVE TEMPATION! SURE, IT CAN HELP YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT WHENEVER, BUT IT CAN ALSO MAKE YOU COMPLACENT AND/OR ARROGANT! RICH PEOPLE WITH GOOD COPING SKILLS IS RARE