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YOUR RESOLUTION FOR 2018?

Find a 28 yo somthing woman and marry her.

nah, jk. i'm still gonna bang as many teens as possible on the limit of whats legal.
i think its gonna be my last year tho.

I always wanted to go to Australia and become a bogan. They seem really fun

Drop 100 pounds and go from fat bastard to regular bastard.

To kill more niggers than I did last year.
t. rayciss poleece officer

kill moar niggers

, genius ideas DO happen more than once after all

fuck your word filters

Start datamining

buy more peanuts, watch trump burn
the simple pleasures of a contented man
and you? you gonna continue eviscerating each other over hikler's mustache and hillary's cunt

I'll mouthfuck your dad in front of your grandparents you little dipshit

is that hideo kojima?

yes

1920x1080 mr dataminer

Play lots of old games, mostly CRPG and adventures.

Figure out something to do with my life. I worked as a GameStop manager till I was 24 and quit, then haven't done anything till 26 but make some money off lewd art. I feel my life falling away and am becoming more aware of my mortality by the day.

Gotta figure something out by next year or I don't know what I'll do.

Stop being a NEET and move out of mums basement.

having a shit job will not make your life more meaningful

Have you tried being a NEET and earning NEET bucks? All the NEETs say it's an okay life.

To laugh at everyone who thinks they're going to do anything after Jan. 1st that they couldn't have done last June.

Live in VR
Study Nihongo
Work on music
Learn to play the piano

i don't make new year resolutions to be honest with you. when i identify something i need to change, i start working on changing it NAO

Quit smoking
Get decent enough at programming to do some freelance work so I can stop being a NEET by 2019
Have a social life that isn't me piggy backing on someone else's

i'm working on this now. i switched to pipe smoking so that i don't inhale and my lungs can start healing. i'll be able to wean myself off from there. shit's gonna be hard, but i'll do it

Good luck user.

you too

improve my programming skills
publish more papers
maybe be more active on 8ch
get rid of many software that makes no difference in my life

I want to quit drinking alcohol, my habit eats up all my money
I just don't know how I'm going to deal with the boredom of not drinking

dude weed 2bh

keep em comin user

you people make gyms very crowded on the first week of the year

Think of January as a small, yearly tax and every once in a while clap one of those disgusting lardasses on the back and thank 'em for subsidising your amazingly cheap membership.

you're right

Unfortunately I can't really smoke weed because I'm schizophrenic.
If I smoke the herbal Jew it can bring about psychosis.
The same thing recently happened to my little brothers friend (he has schizophrenia & smoked weed) and he ended up cutting off his kittens head because he thought it was spying on him.
I just don't know what the fugg I'm gonna do if I quit drinking.
I'll probably end up killing myself out of boredom.

as long as you don't go nuts on it, weed can help with the schizo. as with most natural medicines, the symptoms it causes in normal folk are the symptoms it cures in affected folkā€¦
this is only if you don't abuse it. a low daily dose

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get my asshole punctured by a cuteboy, and live happily ever after

sperg out even more about my retardate ideology in unrelated threads if that's physically possible with all the cocks I have to suck while doing it

I like anal vore

enter the void

for this to never stop

Fuck you beat me too it

My resolution is to murder anyone who unironically makes resolutions.

I dont even care enough to have a resolution anymore.
But i do need to get a job though
Any advice?

Trying to get some IT certs for more earnings next year.

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What should it be?