Brit/pol/ #1247 - Oswald Mosley was right edition

Brewed in a Jamaican poets anus.

AH FISTO

Was the IMPERIUM a mistake?

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Cry more

FRESH VARG

'STOP TAKING THE PISS OUT OF NATIONAL ACTION.'

I wish he'd stop talking about faggot metal tbh.

Jerry cuckery by the back door.

40 minutes in. This is the "university educated far right" yet it doesn't know a fucking thing about our British history.

THE LONDON FORUM?
IT'S A DEBATE CLUB

no

He's starting to look old tbh

Good.

filtered for nonsense

he bought into the memes spread by turks and krauts

I've filtered him and so should you

Yes

smh, they're not even a very good history club

Fuck off

British nationalism, not German national socialism. OK. Praise Nigel.

Mosley a shit

This is supposedly the creme de la creme

OSWALD MOSLEY IS A BRITISH ICON AND PREDICTED THE WORLD WE LIVE IN TODAY ALMOST A CENTURY AGO

Not the only thing that's disabled tbh

This is exactly what it is.

Ok thankyou

(checked)
If we're going to save our countries, we'll need to do a lot more than dress in silly clothes and shout at pakis in the street.

A HOBBYIST PLAYPEN

wrong imperium tbh

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I can believe that. They're not too different from your run of the mill stormfags, only worse because they have edgy deviant art faggotry thrown in as well.

How many of these silly videos are there? Do they just make speeches to each other all day?

Yup, spot on lad.

Where's Adam Wallace dissipated to, lads?

What's he thinking?

Lad, you were born too late to enjoy colonial rule in asia. Just accept it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT

Current Year man got absolutely BTFO by the future king of Britain lads

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3805952/Welcome-Canada-Kate-Wills-George-Charlotte-touch-Victoria-royal-tour-family-four.html

Requesting all the Joe webms

JOE OWENS WAS RIGHT

kek

So successful that his own turned on him and his allies at the onset of defeat.

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A FUCKING LEAF?

tbh thats not very nice

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That second Joe webm made me laugh.

Richard Edmonds could be doing so much better, why he chooses to assocviate with hobbyists and spies I've no idea. I hope he's somehow getting to see based Joe's vids and takes the advice on board.

They're stuck in the revolving door of ideology and "ironing" it out or discussing history. NO ONE CARES though.

Thanks lad
Appreciate it

Could he?

vimeo.com/184206731

Meh lad

Don't be daft lad. If his support was that strong they would have switch positions so readily.

Jerry cuckery by the back door lad. They're are trying to subvert us and send us down larping dead end roads.

OP is a foreigner and has made the last 4 threads in a row pushing nat soc, attracting dumb ideologue jerrycucks and trying to steer us away from actual pragmatic electoral politics.

When you dare notice this they call you an autist, those with eyes to see let them see.

yummy

Stop being autistic

He's much better than that spic making Bomber Harris editions all the time tbh.

No.

Lad this is just slander, I'm not foreign, you're basing that off of nothing. Please cease and desist.

I hope they don't make him marry a xeno or a gay when he's older tbh.

Yes because he's not a spy for a start and did good foot work and activity while in the NF and BNP. He's a veteran.

There have been some real scum bags in the nationalist movement over the years, Martin Webster, Eddy Morrison, Adam Walker just to name three. Joe has named many more. Richard is genuine.

He can't even remember to tuck his shirt in lad. He's seventy. He's only going to get worse. Brit/pol/ should organise and make a counter NA that isn't shit.

Parenting Magazine Warns ‘Blond, Cheerful’ Families Dangerous, Likely Right Wing

breitbart.com/london/2016/09/25/blond-cheerful-families-dangerous-right/

Joe Owens threads are the comfiest.

tbh I'm almost certain this autismo complaining about my threads for the whole thread, every thread, is the harris poster

Just because one thing is shit doesn't mean it should be replaced by a different brand of shit.

How about, I don't know, OP's promoting British nationalism and contemporary politics? Like we always used too.

The insane fear and ultimately destroy the sane

I cri evertim

Wake up Germany, pls wake up tbh

Well I'm fucking not. Any one who remembers the Harris autist can tell I'm not, he acted completely differently and would have made 3 bomber harris threads and spammed them here by now. Nice way to deflect away from the truth though.

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Fascism is pretty nationalist lad

Not saying he should be the leader of nationalism, but he's not the worst. Should tuck his shirt in though.

Maybe when I'm thirty in 4 years time I'll go into politics for UKIP or another nationalist party if we have one by then.

I've never heard of NSU before.

Try selling it to the public in the current year and get elected then. Exactly.

Dead end road.

dont be a jerrycuck lad

Lad the way you just go on and on and on about me being some foreign larping cuck na whatever for the whole duration of a thread for four threads in a row really tells me that you are salty about not making some shite thread yourself

Sorry, is this the normie forum? Or is it Holla Forums Holla Forums?

We're at a point now where we can start doing a British history edition every thread

This thread could have been used to commemorate the birth of Saint Hugh of Lincoln or the founding of Bedlam hospital or Romford getting its crown charter

Kate looks very princess like there.

Also Roger Bacon publishes the formula for black powder in Europe in 1248 so I recommend we dedicate our next thread to him. That way we learn more about British history. Just wikipedia the year and find something interesting relating to our history. It'll be educational tbh

I want Germany to wake up and be German, lad.

I want Britain to wake up and be British too.

smh

I'd prefer to commemorate Agincourt, Waterloo and that time I trod on a frenchmans toes

checked

Its actually brit/pol/ which implies we should be talking about British politics, not fascism.

It's my divine right

Agreed tbh

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

fair nuff lad
get back to reading your British history book

Lads who here knows the name of the woman who betrayed our nation in the beginning?

Hey lads, it's me again. Seriously though, we must not allow for our Britishness to be defined by our hatred against people of the Muslim faith. I really like reading Brit/pol/, love you blokes, but please, focus on the Jew and Burgerland, these are our true enemies.

That's why my threads are about British Fascism.

Quads confirmed

If they aren't British they are our enemies.

BASED NA

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Sinister as fuck, as has been a lot to come out of Germany lately. They are determined to exterminate the German stock before all others as revenge.

>>>/cow/ and stay there

Swedes will still be exterminated before them tbh.

muslims first, then jews and then burgerland can take all its tax dodgers back when we burn london down

Tell us lad of lads.

>The identifying features of right-wing families, it contends, are that they are “inconspicuous, blond, cute and engaged”.
>“First of all, [right-wing families] are nice and dedicated”
>Researcher of right-wing politics, Eva Prausner, says a huge danger of right-wing families is that they seem normal.
>Despite asserting that such children are not outspoken, the “experts” wheeled out by the magazine warn that a sinister aspect of right-wing parenting is that they instill self-confidence in their progeny.
>Prausner says “right-wing kids” are aware that they should keep their family lives private, but she adds that a telltale sign of right-wing extremism is that there are usually no American logos on their parents’ clothing.
>Prausner warns that, while most people wouldn’t recognise them as such, “accurate braids and long skirts” serve as a warning sign that a child has right-wing parents.

A few gems from that article. Do these people not hear themselves when they speak?

What makes us English
ukipdaily.com/makes-us-english/

Agree or disagree?

It's just because I'm right. You're steering the threads away from British nationalism towards head in the clouds Nazi nat soc ideological shit that will never be reformed in the public eye and attracts larpers.

Germanics are first priority

They dream of a world without the Germans, Swedes, Dutch or English.

Thats a comfy picture

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YOU are doing it by constantly going on about it. This is my last reply to your derailment.

Lads, I seem to be having trouble with twitter shill accounts.

Every time I sign up (I've tried 3 times) it behaves as expected until after about 10 minutes it locks my account for "automated behavior" and demands my phone number for confirmation. This happened even when I followed sports people, not politicians, in case that set them off.

On a previous shill account (which I had to delete due to other reasons) I never got asked phone numbers. I did use a VPN, so that could be it, but I tried 3 different servers this time from my new one.

Any ideas lads? Is there any way around this? I'd rather not have to spring for a burner phone.

where is that?

Damn right lad.

I tell you a tale!
Remember the name of the whore queen who betrayed our precious king
The bitch that betrayed her kin, her tribe, her nation and her king for all the shekels she could ever want
Her name was Cartimandua and she was the one who first let foreigners into Britain

DAILY REMINDER THAT MILLENNIAL WOES SOLD FUCKING T-SHIRTS

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I do get a certain kick from wearing ultraobscure t-shirts in public but even I won't touch that

Funny thing is, I suspect if he'd printed "Manlet Wews" on them, I suspect several of us would have purchased them, just out of amusement thus giving him our addresses and allowing him to exact his short and quick revenge.

well historically we didnt get on
England was the first nation of Europe to kick the kikes out so we were always first on their list of revenge targets

The people who bought them have to be the biggest spergs in the world

I know that feel bro

Autistic as fuck. I bet the real shits look even worse. Those are just pictures of black shirts with text over them. I bet it's really low quality. What cunt would even buy them?

WE ARE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING NOW!

We kicked them out longer than any other in history too.

alex needs to lay off the coke tbh

some of his body language seems rehearsed
anyone else notice that?

Does this count as Ginnieposting?

This has my support. We were actually trying to do that for a bit if I remember. And like you say it'll be good because it's a bit educational as well.

He's probably a sociopath tbh.

Some things never change…

Woes is so lazy he couldn't design something cool or interesting and make money that way…

the longest existing safe spaces for kikes in Europe was Spain, Germany and Poland I thought
since Spain didnt start expelling them until the late 15th century, Germany never expelled them and Polish nobles used kikes to line their pockets

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the man lost a battle retreated north to rearm and resupply with fresh men and the whore drugged him at a feast and brought him in irons before their enemy
she had committed such a betrayal her own tribesmen tried to kill her twice after that

How about not waste any time apart from making videos and appreciate your donations, or better yet ..

GET A FUCKING JOB

His last e-begging video made me start hating him tbh. He's literally using fan's money for holidays openly now.

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Saved and set as ringtone.

Is he fucking about here or is this a genuine spaz out?

I think I have a crush on julia hartley brewer

Lad, I assumed the girl he posted was a chink. How am I supposed to know the difference?

that's all AJ is

Bin her, she's a republicuck

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No.

I remember back in the old days when I was becoming red pilled, going on the telegraph comments sections. There was always this retarded feminist shitting up the place, and she proudly flaunted the moniker 'cartimandua' lol.
Fitting, really. Not that that retard knew anything about the woman other than she waz kweenz n sheeeitt.

He's doing his thing where he LARPs as the NWO for his listeners.

been lookin for this
ta

He is fucking around here…right?

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Can't help you lad, I'd also like to set up a shilling account but keep hearing about this phone number bollocks. If I'm lucky I might have an old account somewhere I can use.

Don't you be diparaging my waifu you fuck.

That's one of the ads he made to sell penis pills iirc.

>tfw just woke from a sex dream about Hillary Clinton

He's a madman

MOST MUNTERED BRIT/POL/ WAIFU YET

He got in bed with goblins

You're not gonna sleep the rest of the night now. I hope you spend it thinking about what an awful dream you had.

Or just American. It can be hard to tell.

Eww go back to marion posting please

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(((GOBLINS)))

mmmmmm

You dising my missus son?

remember when we used to have waifu wars

liz 'munter' kendal and what's her name were posted constantly

Too munter for even Brit/pol/

thats not a dream lad thats a nightmare
go to a church and get checked for demons then get yourself sectioned
i recommend frontal lobe lobotomy and ECT that should do the trick

MASTERMUNTER

excuse me lads, off for a fap with various pics of julia hartly brewer for company. #livingthedream

philistine

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twitter.com/sl0ane/status/779736218321977344?lang=en-gb

Still the best tbh.

The new meme should be CORBYN posting tbh

ewwwwww scousers ming lad

That's already a thing, lad

what is this shit?

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Based Jones posting

I want moar though lad

fun bags down the front?

That drawing has a spicy keychain vibe to it.

lel, no white man is going to rape any of those ugly, stinky bitches. Take it down the road and tell the pakis and niggers, bitches. See what happens.

British fascists look like fucking losers

yeee boi

id shag em

I still can't decide if Tony Blair's forehead is just oddly marked or he has some kind of cultish mind control symbol on there.

I'm quite willing to be the meat in a Heidi Alexander/Diane Abbot sandwich!
#CUCKMESIDEWAYS

One of us could make "MANLET WEWS" t-shirts and sell them for other lads to wear at WEWS speaking event.

Id shag a bag of onions right now tbh
waiting for sex suckksssss

Surprised you could make out their status in a grainy black and white video from the 1930s tbh lad

do it then

I am slowly losing hope. Might just wait in vain for the collapse like Varg.

Lad please don't bully me for my messed up NEET sleeping pattern now. It was awful.

It was a long, elaborate dream about the results night after the EU referendum and for some reason Farage and a bunch of USA politicians good and bad were staying in a huge glass building across from another huge glass building where I was on a family holiday with my aunt, uncle and cousins. We were watching Farage do this loud WWE tier speech about the incoming results and all cheering and I realised he was in the other building, so I snook in to try and meet him and party. That's when I saw Hillary in a hallway and she propositioned me. I must admit at first some aspect of her in this dream seemed gilfy. She leaned in close touching my arm and whispered into my ear "you're a handsome young man. You know, I always like to get me a little plaything when I travel." And so on. It turned a little darker as I was coerced into it with her letting me half think if I didn't co-operate I'd be killed, and when I met her in her hotel room and we got down to business she… she coughed phlegm down my throat when we were french kissing.

I escaped after she fell asleep once we'd did it and worked up the courage to flirt with some latino looking gogo dancer and roller skater qts who were taking a break playing slot machine and arcade games, because I figured I was a dead man walking. And one told me to follow her to her hotel room. Then my brain decided it was the time to wake up.

Am I the only one expecting him to be awkward as fuck giving a speech outside his bedroom?

Hue

i dont have a bag of onions
just 36 baby cucumbers and a grapefruit

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tom is that you?

Contrarian faggot tbh

Bet he'd be a Commie if it wasn't so popular.

wtf

for shame.

Funny thing is, he was a Trotskyite for a while. No joke; he talks about it in the Poz Man interview.

That's what he was in the 60s and 70s.

im a handholdless kissless virgin
corse i would

He was once.

He's written some okay stuff in his books but he's a run of the mill cuckservative.

Check again lad

No.

wew this thread

True enough.

His books are worth a read but he seems like a different man from the one who wrote them.

He's walking the safe line to keep his TV appearances.

I suck dicks for a living from my home. You can call me a "professional faggot" if you want I guess, but I would never label myself that way, I'm just someone who's managed to survive his autistic journey and make it to the 'consistent dick-sucking' stage. For transparency sake, I'll say this right now, I'm not straight. I'm 24 years old and my liquid assets total only around 600 tendies. I keep a modest dildo collection of 260 and withdraw any rusted cocks at the end of the month over that number. I've survived my faggot journey and I was able to achieve consistency using my 260 dildos to pull out 100-110 dicks per year from my ass. It's not a huge amount and I'm sure many of you store more dildos than me, but with my 100 tendies allowance I'm able to live comfortably, provide for my autistic children, and spend 3 hours per day 'working' and the rest of my time doing activities and hobbies I enjoy (sucking dicks). I go rimming a lot. My tendie asset size grows every year thus slowly but surely I take more and more dicks with each new year. I increase the amount of dildos I allocate for anal self-stimulation (how many dildos I can keep in my asshole) by 5% every 6 months or so.

Not too long ago (maybe ~5 years back) I was once like many of you. I had a tiny dick, and I blew homeless guys in back alleys hoping for big black cocks and once in a while sucked a few good dicks but it seemed like I always ended up sucking AIDS-ridden lepers for 50 cents a pop to make ends meet. For some reason back then I could never achieve consistency.

I would suck dicks based off ads in dirty bathrooms or what other people told me, I would suck dicks based off free drinks or the promise of a Big Mac, I would cup the balls, but my methods were always random, and as a result my consistency was always random.

I'm writing this post because a week ago I decided to visit WSB again for the first time in a very long time and see what was going on. I was seeing faggots making the same mistakes I used to make, having the same issues I used to have, people taking micro dicks with chlamydia, and for what? There's no reason any of you should suck sub-par dicks if you can take the time to plan and learn how to suck them properly.

Wtf lad

see

Don't worry lad, Milo was in this position only a few years ago, and look at him now!

Out, out damned Yank!

t. OP of our threads.

Fuck off ttpw

If it isn't contrarian it's smug faggot centrist at its very worst.

A short, sweaty, unwashed mess of Scottish NEET shuffles on to the stage, quivering. The immaculately dressed Richard Spencer - almost a polar opposite of this new dishevelled speaker - looks awkward and glances nervously to the crowd, seeming suddenly insecure for the first time during the conference. Unaware, the manlet waddles further into view, the boards groaning under his weight, while the folds of his fat belly ripple through his clothing with every step. The audience is visibly repelled, only to be further aghast at the encroaching stench that washes over them. The odour of years of nicotine, body odour, and dead fermented semen drifts pungently across the room - it's clear he hasn't left his own room, let alone his own house, for months.

The tension in the room mounts, Spencer clearly grimacing through his smile, as the stinking apparition clears his throat with a guttural cough, swigs the Coke left at the podium for him, and then finally begins to speak…

"Hullo."

I don't like Donald, I'm not a centrist or smug contrarian.

You still seem to be on first name terms with him though

"Hullo."

"Fucking Brit/pol/, right!" The man-child exclaims, attempting to break the awkward silence that has come over the audience.

No one laughs.

I'm talking about Hitchens article you spastic.

I thought you were saying anyone from our general position not liking trump was that, my bad.

Xurious is a faggot and his music is shit tbh

IMPORTANT POAL

poal.me/g6igeb
poal.me/g6igeb
poal.me/g6igeb

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The audience look at each other, confused. The stinking manlet, sensing his joke had not been understood, decided to laugh at it himself, to make it more clear. In the past, he'd found that had lifted the mood during his lengthy Internet "hangouts".

"Hahahahahahaha"

The silence in the room, already heavy, seemed to thicken. The stage creaks again.

We really should try and collab a large bit of text, compile it, and then send it to him.

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Any of you gonna stay up for the debate tomorrow?

I dont watch enough wews tbh
a better NEET than I should do it

yes lad

A short, sweaty, unwashed mess of Scottish NEET shuffles on to the stage, quivering. The immaculately dressed Richard Spencer - almost a polar opposite of this new dishevelled speaker - looks awkward and glances nervously to the crowd, seeming suddenly insecure for the first time during the conference. Unaware, the manlet waddles further into view, the boards groaning under his weight, while the folds of his fat belly ripple through his clothing with every step. The audience is visibly repelled, only to be further aghast at the encroaching stench that washes over them. The odour of years of nicotine, body odour, and dead fermented semen drifts pungently across the room - it's clear he hasn't left his own room, let alone his own house, for months.

The tension in the room mounts, Spencer clearly grimacing through his smile, as the stinking apparition clears his throat with a guttural cough, swigs the Coke left at the podium for him, and then finally begins to speak…

"Hullo."

"Fucking Brit/pol/, right!" The man-child exclaims, attempting to break the awkward silence that has come over the audience.

No one laughs.

The audience look at each other, confused. The stinking manlet, sensing his joke had not been understood, decided to laugh at it himself, to make it more clear. In the past, he'd found that had lifted the mood during his lengthy Internet "hangouts".

"Hahahahahahaha"

The silence in the room, already heavy, seemed to thicken. The stage creaks again.

Sweat leaks from every pore as he realises the number of eyes staring at him

Dried cum flakes off his stained dressing gown as he scratches his dandruff laden scalp to relieve the hot red itching, whilst the humiliation of being watched by so many people causes him to pop a half chub underneath his pajama bottoms

question is what would wews launch into a tirade about in this situation, exposed with a boner in public on stage?

Slight edit.

No, I've got work

Definitely, going to make some hotdogs and get comfy tbh.

didnt read lol

He wasn't used to speaking without a computer screen to glance at, so he pulled his crumpled notes - scrawled on the back of coca cola labels - out from his back pocket and tried to flatten them against the podium's desk.

Unfortunately, the sweat from his arse led him to smudge the biro ink, and his words resembled all of those Rorschach tests he had conducted online in aid of his self-diagnosis.

There wasn't a chance in hell he'd last for the pre-booked, three-hour timeslot.

By this point Richard Spencer's gritted smile had disappeared, replaced by a look of appalling anguish. Crowded thoughts rushed into his mind - how could he have been so wrong to invite this awful, awful speaker? If his judgement was so flawed in this respect then what else may he have been confused on? The EU? Milo? Gay identity being implicitly white?

The room seemed to spin around him, voices of doubt swelling in his head, the terrible atmosphere in the room combined with the god awful smell overwhelming him. His face glistening, and with a sudden blank expression, he crashes to the ground.

The disgusting manlet a few yards away, relieved the attention was finally off him, decides to think of something witty to say.

"Haha. I think he had a bit too much to think!"

Now visibly shocked disturbed, the audience again, does not laugh.

What debate lads?
Trump and Clinton?
Isn't she too dead?

Trump will win but I'm not sure that's a good thing, Israel could become a serious player if the worst happens.

ayy lmao

Just means they're into the limelight even more and can finally get BTFO once and for all once the time is right. Clinton is a much more dangerous person to have as far as war is concerned.

They have 100s of nukes. They're already "serious players"

youtube.com/watch?v=HjYrJueWwU8

Bookmark it lads

Shows you how much time is left

Woes was now panicking
his already weak control over his withered sphincter muscles was beginning to show itself as the fetid odour of coke induced diarrhea began to waft gently from the podium

He looked up at the spotlights trained on him, shielding his face with his hand unknowingly releasing his grip on the half dozen ink stained coca cola stickers that blew away into the front row

Was this it, is this how the man known as Millenium Wews would end his career as the most successful orator in Scotland?

A short, sweaty, unwashed mess of Scottish NEET shuffles on to the stage, quivering. The immaculately dressed Richard Spencer - almost a polar opposite of this new dishevelled speaker - looks awkward and glances nervously to the crowd, seeming suddenly insecure for the first time during the conference. Unaware, the manlet waddles further into view, the boards groaning under his weight, while the folds of his fat belly ripple through his clothing with every step. The audience is visibly repelled, only to be further aghast at the encroaching stench that washes over them. The odour of years of nicotine, body odour, and dead fermented semen drifts pungently across the room - it's clear he hasn't left his own room, let alone his own house, for months.

The tension in the room mounts, Spencer clearly grimacing through his smile, as the stinking apparition clears his throat with a guttural cough, swigs the Coke left at the podium for him, and then finally begins to speak…

"Hullo."

"Fucking Brit/pol/, right!" The man-child exclaims with a chuckle, bearing a coke and tobacco stained grin whilst attempting to break the awkward silence that has come over the audience.

No one laughs.

The audience look at each other, confused. The stinking manlet, sensing his joke had not been understood, decided to laugh at it himself, to make it more clear. In the past, he'd found that had lifted the mood during his lengthy Internet "hangouts".

"Hahahahahahaha"

The silence in the room, already heavy, seemed to thicken. The stage creaks again.

Sweat leaks from every pore as he realises the number of eyes staring at him.

Dried cum flakes off his stained dressing gown as he scratches his dandruff laden scalp to relieve the hot red itching, whilst the humiliation of being watched by so many people causes him to pop a half chub underneath his pajama bottoms.

He wasn't used to speaking without a fag in his mouth, letalone without a computer screen to glance at, so he went for his notes. He pulled them from his back pocket and attempted to smooth out the crumpled notes, scrawled on the back of coca cola labels on the podium.

Unfortunately, the sweat from his arse led him to smudge the biro ink, and his words resembled all of those Rorschach tests he had conducted online in aid of his self-diagnosis.

There wasn't a chance in hell he'd last for the pre-booked, three-hour timeslot.

By this point Richard Spencer's gritted smile had disappeared, replaced by a look of appalling anguish. Crowded thoughts rushed into his mind - how could he have been so wrong to invite this awful, awful speaker? If his judgement was so flawed in this respect then what else may he have been confused on? The EU? Milo? Gay identity being implicitly white?

The room seemed to spin around him, voices of doubt swelling in his head, the terrible atmosphere in the room combined with the god awful smell overwhelming him. His face glistening, and with a sudden blank expression, he crashes to the ground.

The disgusting manlet a few yards away, relieved the attention was finally off him, decides to think of something witty to say.

"Haha. I think he had a bit too much to think!"

Now visibly shocked disturbed, the audience again, does not laugh.

Woes was now panicking.

His already weak control over his withered sphincter muscles was beginning to show itself as the fetid odour of coke induced diarrhea began to waft gently from the podium.

He looked up at the spotlights trained on him, shielding his face with his hand unknowingly releasing his grip on the half dozen ink stained coca cola stickers that blew away into the front row.

Was this it, is this how the man known as Millenium Wews would end his career as the most successful orator in Scotland?

wtf am i reading i love it

A Paki actor from Corrie was sacked for calling Indians "piss-drinking cunts" on twitter:

mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/coronation-street-star-marc-anwars-8913209

He has been flipping his shit lately, he may go full 1488.

You have to at some point because it will get so bad, you need it just to survive.

Holy fucking kek

Saw that, it's a good laugh

Keep going user

The biggest issue with Clinton is Russia, kinda worried about both of them starting a shitshow

It's a colab. I've mostly been trying to edit it to make it flow, though tbh, I need to go to bed soon.

jesus

we need a hero to come in and save wews
maybe a careless audience member could pose a question as to why Wews didnt go through with his collaboration with Captain Crusty 'its just starch I swear' Armpits the Gordobomb himself

Maybe he could be saved by Gordon?

I think that's just about the only thing that'd be more embarrassing.

He gripped the sides of the wooden podium as if to give himself some certainty. The crumpled notes for his speech, blurred and stained beyond any useful recognition, were crushed between his swearing palms and the tasteful solid mahogany - an item he knew the conference's decadent organiser had insisted on. Out of nervousness He tried to smile, exposed my his crooked yellow teeth to the front row, causing an attractive middle aged American woman to faint.

Now utterly lost, he flicks his eyes to the crumpled body of Spencer, then back to the audience, finds assurance in neither.

"I wish I had spent more time on my speech, stead of making another new title sequence for my YouTube videos for the last two months." He thought.

Scanning the confused and disgusted faces of the audience, he longed to see someone, or something, familiar, but to no avail.

"if only Knightmarez was here, he'd know what to do," he mumbled to himself with stinking breath, looking down towards his feet.

"Hollywood runs the US and they hate Christians"

but then "muh Israel"

Based Alex tbh. His show became alot better when he embraced the hate.

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He gripped the sides of the wooden podium as if to give himself some certainty. The crumpled notes for his speech, blurred and stained beyond any useful recognition, were crushed between his sweating palms and the tasteful solid mahogany - an item he knew the conference's decadent organiser had insisted on. Out of nervousness he tried to smile, exposing his crooked yellow teeth to the front row, and causing an attractive middle aged American woman to faint. Desperation set in.

Now utterly lost, he flicked his eyes to the crumpled body of Spencer, then back to the audience, finding assurance in neither.

"I wish I had spent more time on my speech, instead of spending the last few months making another new title sequence for my YouTube videos." He thought to himself.

Scanning the confused and disgusted faces of the audience, he longed to see someone, or something, familiar, but to no avail.

"If only Knightmarez were here, he'd know what to do," he mumbled to himself with stinking breath, looking down towards his equally stinking feet.

More silence filled the air, deafening wews with its presence, or perhaps that was simply his caffeine and sugar addled heart pumping his pre-diabetic blood to hard through his cheesy ears

then suddenly a cough broke the air, Wews was startled his mind had begun to drift to other more pleasant thoughts of burly scottish men with hairy legs in tutus when a man stood up from the crowd and spoke

I thought Trump was Hitler 2.0 until I saw your insightful post. Damn guess #ImWithHer now.

Lad…

Might watch some videos of scumbag heroin addicts to make myself feel better tbh

Joe Owens has a good one of an addict who lost his legs etc through drug abuse. Pretty comfy tbh.

youtube.com/watch?v=8OAtkxlywZk

cont
Wews was startled but paid attention this question was vital, with his superior intellect he knew just how to reply to this plebeian

the man stood not too high, he wore a strange tweed cap and was quite visibly obese, his arms crackled like bubblewrap as he lifted his arm, reminiscent of a bundle of sausage skins stuffed with wet flour it postulated its request to the smartest man in scotland

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HAPPENING

makes me sick tbh

No I'm Chinese in China. Good guess.

YES
YES
YES

Kek
hes fucking scottish of course

This could be the next of labour

Oh ok, i can see why you like trump then.

What the hell is the point in a new new labour party?

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To purge the old new labour party.

interdasting it will be a complete fuckup kek

Because they are ideologically split lad

Electoral oblivion confirmed

based

Even the coal burner was annoyed with Sarcucks gay porn

I'm kidding, I'm an American with a 7in penis and blue eyes.

savage

Based Joe.

I'll dump it again in a little bit. It's now too big for a single post.

All it took was to call him a nigger…

So h'white mongrel.

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wtf

I'm not telling anyone to vote Hilary I just think trump is a different sort of milder poison

Wews felt thrilled. People in public, asking him questions. His mind drifted towards the way he had recently begun to feel about himself, thanks to his ECELEB status: someone important, an opinion former, a changer of the world, a real grown up. Better feelings began to drift through his flabby body.

"Is Richard Spencer alright? He just darn fell over? Probably because of this terrible smell!" Exclaimed the tubby eccentrically dressed American.

"What smell?" Wews replied, both disappointed and confused.

From the side of the stage, Spencer let out a small audible groan.

"Oh I'm sure he's fine" said Wews, putting on his best attempted at cheeriness despite the insult of not having been asked a proper question, befitting of his vast and complicated mind.

"Does anyone have anything they'd like to ask me? We could do an AMA, haha." He said, suddenly feeling courageous again.

Sending comfy musics to all of brit/pol/

BASED LOCAL MAN
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who is the PLP?

'muh comments' lad detected.

egregious schoolboy fucking error

Parliamentary Labour Party = Labour MPs

I thought he disabled all his comments though

There are a few I've come across where he doesn't.

So are they falling apart?

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Your doing Gods work son.

Could you compile in the new parts?

I'd do it myself but I'm on a crappy old smartphone.

The Chronicles of Woes
Could whoever makes the next thread stick this in the links?

pastebin.com/8Dh87th3

Just done it lad. Posted at the same time as you.

Why don't you support the Nationalists football club lads? Even Ginnie is a toffee

wat

How can we get Wews to see excerpts of this? Anyone got twitter?

If the tweet from BBC reporter Peter Henley confirming there is an embargoed letter is accurate then yes

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GOOD post

It's reading pretty well! Kek.

kek

How do we destroy Carl 'child porn' Benjamin once and for all lads?

Why would you want to? He's a mong but he brings people who might have otherwise been SJW onto the right side of the spectrum

And then something happened that made Woes feel extremely thirsty

A few audience members, people who had specifically come to this conference today to be regaled with his delightful charm and affect had begun to stand and leave

what was wrong?!? Wews pondered, could it be a gas leak, that could definitely explain the smell that peasant was describing earlier but then again I had not smelt it, the room didnt smell that much different from the darkened crusty pit he usually spent all his time in

Ah I see some people just wont be able to handle some of the truths we'll be discussing tonight Wews smiled he knew this would get a few chortles amongst the masses

a few audience members began to murmur at the idea of where this discussion might be as the chubby crusty scottish man on the podium had done naught that evening but stand on stage and sweat profusely for a good solid 20 minutes in almost absolute silence

Nah. At most he keeps them in a centrist playpen tbh.

Have you seen the cucks that follow him? They're just as anti-white as any other SJW.

This cuck.

He didn't actually ask for child porn, it was faked. Stop working hard to legitimize the retarded "le right wing SJW" maymay.

Centrist+ constant 'the SJWs are the real racists' circlejerking.

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I want race traitors to be murdered for their opinions tbh.

"Well I guess nobody has any questions for me then, haha" said Woes, feeling ever more confident as more and more people left the room.

The more empty the hall became, the more it began to resemble his own empty room at home. Other people had always seemed an unnecessary nuisance anyway.

"I guess I'll finish up then!" he happily exclaimed, as increasing numbers of disgusted Americans found their way to the exit, looking back at him with revulsion.

Waddling off stage, clasping the last remains of his notes, Wews smiled contentedly to himself.

"That actually went better than I expected".

Then he frowned. He just thought of a way to improve his title sequence. It needed better lightening, he realised. He could feel the itch to get back in front of his nicotine stained computer, in the comfort of his dark and stinking bed room.

Richard Spencer never recovered. He remained in a coma, only to utter strange and confused whimpers every now and then. The doctors were confused by his condition, although he received the best medical care money can buy for the remainder of his life.

The obscure political movement Alt Right ended with that final disastrous NPI conference. The disgusting dwarf known as Manlet Wews didn't notice however, and continues to make videos to this day. The title sequences are said to be superb.

Cheers lad, brings it to a nice end.

Fully edited Version:
pastebin.com/UGCCRCPc

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Trips confirm a job well done.

Do you reckon Johnny Vegas votes UKIP?

Thanks for the check.

It's over 1500 words. Well done lads.

I guess the only thing now is for someone to deliver it to woes.

Ideally it should be delivered tied to a brick, written in neat cursive and thrown through his bedroom window

Whoever made that webm should shoot himself, for making it cutoff like this.

He could probably make a scathing video about it - perhaps incorporate it into his fucking abysmal "problems with the Alt Right" series.

There are a few things that could be improved on that draft depending on how autistic we want to get. Wews sometimes gets called Woes by mistake. Also, the whole thing shifts from present tense to past tense at some point, which is a bit strange.

well you cant expect shakespeare from the hive mind lad
fixing it comes later

Doubt it, bet he's a cucked generational labour voter. The BBC would have filtered him out if he expressed any even civic views. Not saying UKIP isn't cucked, because it is, only less cucked by degree.

Still?

Damn, I spent ages trying to fix that. We really needed to pick a tense and whether we were going to go with wews or woes at the start.

I think most of its past tense, so stick with that.

I personally prefer Wews
referring to him by his actual title would give him a shudder of pleasure tbh

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Yeah, it has to be Wews

Best waifu coming through.

How will we respond to the crying Yanks when Trump loses?

Never mind that lad, how will the world deal with the smug from the yanks who wanted him to lose if he loses.

3/10

with a can of consolidatory Irn Bru

gas masks and underground bunkers?

He's going to win lad.

filtered, stop posting that fucking troglodyte for Christ's sake.

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You didn't really filter me lad

4/10

I have a feeling he's going to fuck up the debates. It was easy against cucks like Jeb but it won't work as well on a woman.

Yeah it really messed him up when he BTFOd Meagan Kelly and Ratos wife.

Womyn so scary.

lol what?

She beautiful, and actually white.

He'll have to take a different approach with her, I don't think the usual will work, but I really he's capable of it, and think he's going to win.

I dont get why some Brits like to act as if all whites are in america are mixed and swarthy when large vast parts of america is demographically uninational such as large parts just being english or german or scandinavian. And london was once refered to as a race mixing center in the turn of 20th century. Now thats why you;ve gotten people like sargon of akkad who are 1/4 north african. And just overall weird mixes. So fuck off with your shit you cheeky cunts.

meh

Fuck off you faggot cunt cum guzzler

u wot m8?

Stefan had a rough life

Why aren't you an anglo supremacist yet?

truly

This has always been Judeo-Anglo supremacist board.

Seems overly simplistic. UKIP is still pretty bluepilled about a lot of things, or at least they present that image.

I pretty much am because I live in a western state that is an anglo enclave. My ancestors were new england colonists. But the meme of the typical american being mixed is pretty dumb if you actually look at the demographic maps of rural america that makes up most of america.

give me a qt anglo-american gf lad

A few britpol threads ago the OP was laughing at a Germans bad news while calling brits stupid halfway into the thread. If you can't see you're beeing DC shilled by a hooknose, like the majority of this place is you're not very bright.

The very nature of britpol posts is a fracture point in and of itself.

These summaries of news posts often times easily deserve their own thread.

No

Yeah, no.

Not saying you are but what you suggest would relegate us to be stuck with that.

keep fighting goyim

SHUT UP. We need them to fight you idiot.

Divisions in the whites means victory for us.

Spencer out

Good… Good…

I think George shall make a fine king.

SPENCER

CUT YOUR HAIR LIKE ME

What a faggot

His dad is a faggot tbh

where is his yamaluke?

Link it. I've been following this recent attempt to co-opt brit/pol/ but if I've missed something I'm listening. tbh outer Holla Forums seem really, really bad at spotting obvious d&c/bait compared to me and most of brit/pol/ to the point of wilful retardation, so I'm not going to be called "not very bright" from you gullible swine.

Legitimately disagreeing isn't a "fracture point", ignoring the blatant bait and d&c shitposters we're generally just British nationalist wanting the best for our country, we don't wish malice on the rest of the h'white world, yet we don't believe in one homogeneous white identity. More or less.
*750
No thanks.

It's in new york, you fucking yank rat

Is that the leaf king? Based wee George.

Lad, I'm in the south of Scotland. Calm down.

Is he the lad who was posting 'old timey photos' with naked little girls?

Haven't the foggiest.

I responded to the wrong post tbh. It was in the last thread.

Why is TV so shit?

Lab councillor: "I am hearing BBC has a letter embargoed until tomorrow announcing some of PLP resigning & forming a separate party."

twitter.com/CllrFitzpatrick/status/780168708933246976

Peter Henley Confirms.
twitter.com/BBCPeterH/status/780173117889122304

Because it's controlled by the Juden mate.

Speak English you melt

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OI SADDO, D'JA LOSE YA ARM HITTIN THA BONG WIF SOME WOGS?FUCKIN HANDICAP SCUM

You wanna throw down kid? I'm trained in internet warfare and i'm responsible for over 100 shitposts.

I always suspected that awful numpty, 'The Artist Taxidriver' was a pseudo-anti-partisan fraud, which is how he billed himself initially.

This is the best news I've had in a while. Now if we can take over the Tory Party or something, that would be fucking great.

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DER EWIGE JUDE

At least you're not as far gone as this lad.

Wew she's a bit young for me lad, she looks like's she's not even sat her Standard Grades or GCEs or whatever it is you Englishers take. In fact she looks that young, I'd be surprised if she'd even picked the subjects for her "GCEs".

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FUCK OFF SADDO

She's my waifu

Your waifu once kissed Eric Cartman. That's a dealbreaker for me.

That was in an episode that aired in 2000, a year after Wendy 1 died. Wendy 2 is not my waifu.

Fucking love these so much.

Regards,
Based NA

based graffiti

TAKE YOU FUCKING STUPID KIDDIE SHIT AND SHOVE UP YOUR GOOZLE YOU FUCKING SADDO FAGGOT

there's nothing finer

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STOP SHOUTING AT ME

daily reminder to lift daily and practice the tenants of esoteric steinerism

filtered for being a fat-ass

counter-filtered

I need to bring my weights up from my garage tbh, I havent lifted in months but I know it will give me positive energy

Uh lad…

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolf_Steiner

Don't worry lad, they'll pretend they never liked him, just as they did with Romney.

I love her lads

Say to yourself in the early morning: I shall meet today ungrateful, violent, treacherous, envious, uncharitable men. All of the ignorance of real good and ill… I can neither be harmed by any of them, for no man will involve me in wrong, nor can I be angry with my kinsman or hate him; for we have come into the world to work together…

Going to bed lads, I hope I dream of wendy and me playing truth and dare in my clubhouse

It's my birthday, lads.

Marcus Aurelius?

As if there was ever any doubt.
youtube.com/watch?v=dUhuv_QFYCA

Happy Birthday and good luck m8.

Thanks lad.

he recognizes a cuck when he sees one
good sign

Good luck

Half an hour until hopefully that resignation letter comes out

Purge it.

Good luck lad, happy birthday

What do you mean lad?

Just a rumour that turned out to be bullshit lad

Shame

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Women needs purging tbh

FRESH

What type of art did he do?

How much money is Wews making from these vids?

Nothing close to what he earned from that GILF

I arch them just so he can move out of home tbh.
Tragic.

His family clearly think he's a racist Lol

female race was a mistake

Doubt he got anything from her considering he couldn't even get it up

Imagine having to put up with Wews living with you as a depressed NEET for a decade, ranting to you all the time as you're his only outlet

I can predict with almost 100% certainty that these are future catladies, single mothers and coalburners if they're not already. Why follow such destructive trends, ladies?

express.co.uk/news/uk/714324/Muslim-teacher-claims-she-was-sacked-for-objecting-to-pupils-being-shown-a-graphic-9-11

I didn't want this feel

Who is the lucky man?

A doctor named James, iirc

Hey boys, who are you going to vote on to be the next queen?

imagine how good it must feel to live a successful life

More like everyone else, amirite? MGTOW

I'm only 20 lad. I can still do it.

Adam Wallace

Failing that, you could sit on a jury and ignore very good evidence so that a perp walks, having ruined someone's successful life. I know that's mean, but it probably feels pretty good :)

I did jury service a couple of years ago for a couple of weeks. You can't make a full time job out of it though.

At the age of 20 "James" probably wasn't sat around posting to alt-right image boards all day

Who is James?

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Hopefully you made a mess of things.

On the plus side, James probably will beat her once she's old, wrinkled, and senile. keks

This post is 11 hours old, but regardless, I must say the lad is right.

things are better when we run the show
thats just common sense lad

Pray to our Frog Prince, and the seas He sails, this Monday evening, lime-frogs. We need all the Shadiley! we can get this election.

Kek is a blasphemous meme tbh.

When will that rotten old whore lizzardie die?

I thought he died on Question Time tbh.

Why are Yanks so obsessed with niggers? It's so tedious tbh

Because they have a lot of niggers in their country? Pretty sure there are more niggers per capita than pakis in london.

Poor Woes.

How does brit/pol/ get on with their parents?

We've had to live with so many of the feral pavement ape. If I could snap my fingers and replace all nigs with Anglos, I would.

average
they're a bit thick mine are

If anyone here was raised properly I doubt they'd be here, so I'm guessing not well generally.

Good tbh

FINALLY!
free market fixed it

archive.is/SKKhK

tbh we'd probably send you our slightly less feral wogs to replace them.

So how much are you willing to offer for this wog removal?

odd that isnt it
jamaican sugar cane nig nogs didnt turn out half as bad as cotton picking cornbread niggers

Help us get the empire back and it's done

two mars bars and a free trade agreement. tbh your getting a bargain, being around us and actual culture has slowed the social decay of the black communities here considerably some are even successful business owners.

We can, but you'll have to crown Trump king.

Sorry lad you're on your own

sorry lad hes got jerry in him
our monarchies already got too much jerry in them we dont want even more

kek

Don't need another one after Cromwell.

How the fuck does that thing work? Which way round is a trans-man anyway?

ah yeah remember that
40 years of no proper monarchy and the jews got back in
god only knows what would happen in this day and age if the monarchy was espoused again

He was your best king, too.

female with penis envy lad

You're arguing with dubs, son. tut tut tut

A trans man is a woman. I think they put it on their clit and thrust I think

He wasn't a king, and every wednesday is purge a paddy day in blighty.

he was a cunt tbh and no king of britain

He really is a right wing version of Gordon.

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dont forget Arthur, Caratacus, Longshanks and Edward the Black Prince

Good luck lad.

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It sounds like he knew how to be king. Say, why didn't you boys elect him king? He know how to get it done!

Comfy nostalgia, Genestealer cults are back.

Is woes set for a relatively big inheritance like gordo?

Invading France is always nice but I always have a soft spot for a King that really invests back into his own country.

I know but he was pretty based
he followed in the footsteps of Richard the Lionheart and went crusading in Egypt
he managed to make friends with Hulagu Khan who loaned him 40,000 mongol warriors to aid him in sacking and massacring kebab

He was just another classic case of power corrupting.

He banned christmas
he deserved being dug up and thrown in a river tbh

Henry the 5th did more then that, he gave people faith in the monarchy again after continuous shit rulers.

Nice to see the caliphate received a little pillaging instead of dealing it all.

Outside of the Jews he was pretty good. He did more for Britain internationally than all of the Stuarts put together

Some twat on "Twat Morning" who spent £20,000 of benefits money to make himself look like David Beckham.

He's now £19,000 in debt.

I wonder who will be footing that bill?

This* Morning

That's on the monarchy for selecting shit leaders.

he was a drunken lout who loved to party and feast when he was a prince
then as soon as he was crowned he did a total 180 and inspired everyone
he repaid his cousin the prince of France insulting him by conquering France

oh for sure
while Berke and Jochi the muslim sympathisers were pillaging eastern europe Hulagu and his nestorian christian mother and wife went around massacring kebab and leaving entire cities empty save for the unmolested christian populations

hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2016/09/the-worlds-fixated-on-trump-but-hillary-could-drag-us-all-into-a-catastrophic-war-writes-peter-hitch.html

The world's fixated on Trump. But Hillary could drag us ALL into a catastrophic war, writes PETER HITCHENS in America

Clearly money well spent…

This is what I mean when I say we need to cull within our own people too.

Fucking scum.

At this stage I don't really care what Peter has to say. We know his routine already.

It won't be Russia we allie with in the future it'll be their mongel hordes.

hurr durr obviously you're a cuck who hates white people amirite
The special snowflake generation needs purging.

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archive.is/A4Gui

Tax money well spent

whats Twat Morning?
has our entertainment industry reached new woes?

"FUCK OFF YOU CIVIC POOFTAH! YOU'VE FUCKED CANADA. TAKE YOUR HAND AND STICK IT BACK IN YOUR HOLE YOU NASTY PLEB!"

see

>The teenager, who funds his hobby by taking out loans,
>"I cannot say too much yet but I'm trying to get a gastric band operation and next year I'm going to Poland to get a hair transplant," he said.

That comes to ~40K total

I do hope George grows up to be like his namesake
George V understood the common man, was a simple man and was the last Emperor of India

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Fucking GLORIOUS!

Considering his dad is a faggot I won't hold my breath

But remember lads, it's not a choice! If they can't choose to stop being gay, then they cannot choose to be gay :^)

JUST

lel

kek

CIVIC

You naughty trolls you…
twitter.com/PA/status/780064895337463808

To be honest I'd rather labour stayed Jewish, if comrade Corbyn goes full commie he could do some major damage.

There will be no escape this time…

smh tbh

This is amazing. They're losing control and they can't even comprehend why.

Compared to what has been done to this country by Blairites?

If does damage either way.

Read the video title and was terrified Lisa Duffy was on the programme.

I'm watching his interview on the Frost Programme and up until about now, he's denouncing hitler saying it would have been better if he never lived 'because it led to the deaths of Europeans'. Frost asked him 'did the wrong side win the war?' and he said 'no, certainly not'. I'm not sure about this guy, but I admire him for his anti-communist stance and for being against sending the Tans to Ireland, which led to the spread of communism and the troubles.

I do know that, but a Jewish labour is a slow death a Marxist labour could be a very short bloody death. We could reverse things from Jewish labour, things that Corbyn would do couldn't be fixed.

He was a crypto-kike lad

kys

Lad…

The things that make so him that unelectable in the first place.

But people are very stupid and want change

Throw in some northern slags of varying ages and you've got yourselves a deal, gentlemen. I'm also fine you want wee George to be king.

You might have to start treating them like nigs and only give them food bennies.

Send the little royal bastard to work the fields, that'll humble him.

The majority of lunatics that put him in power in the labour party are a minority of lunatics in a wider GE mate.

"UP THE WORKERS!!!"
thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/scargill-makes-1m-on-cut-price-council-flat-82qv555fb

LEL
Labour : The gift that keeps on giving
twitter.com/MirrorPolitics/status/780020405054636032

Fire up your false Labour accounts lads, start spreading that discord.

I've heard too much of "… but I do agree with some of his policies" tbh

So no mass resignation, then?

It's like Holla Forums if Holla Forums didn't get anything done and was mildly left of centre.

Well we'll just hvae to wait and see tbh.

So, if Holla Forums was mildly left-of-centre?

The real reason you all hate Woes is that he represents your inevitable future.

tbf we get plenty done

I don't hate him tbh

Yes

Jokes on you, I have a decent job and live in my own place

he represents the bad end

The comments
twitter.com/euobs/status/780014026050777088

If they keep taking them more will come.
What don't they understand?

And then there's this…

EU President demands closure of Balkanroute to refugees 'for good'
dw.com/p/2QYSq

Totally schizophrenic

EU and most governments not fit for purpose

I'm not a neurotic, pretentious faggot who lives with his parents and has never had a job, so I'm already doing better than him tbh

im that tbh but im 12 years younger than wews

Checked and I'm sure woes didn't start off that way either. You don't chose the NEET life it chooses you.

Have some rare pics

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order-order.com/2016/09/25/today-at-labour-conference/

kek

Honestly can't tell if the first one is a shop or not. Never thought this safe space bullshit would hit the UK.

all yank cancer and degeneracy hits the UK because when the BBC's not pushing poz down the viewers throat they air reruns of shit yank shows
the trouble with speaking the same language im afraid

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I love the north korean flag tbh its aesthetic as fuck

True, sorry America, but this is another cancer that has spread from you.

You fucking said lad, buy a new one.

SWEDEN. THE END

Swedish police lose control amid refugee crisis as number of 'no-go zones' rises to 55
rt.com/news/360561-sweden-no-go-zones/

They have realised too late that it wasn't a great ikea to let these niggers into their country thinking that they only wanted to play with their Volvos but really only wanted to play with Swedish women's vulvas

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expecting swedes to do anything but take a dicking is fantasy

Sweden is now a warzone and rape capital. Excellent work Jews. Excellent work

lad this is my purging theme track

malmo is 60% muslim
1 in 4 swedish women are raped before they're 18
100% of assault rapes are committed by muslims

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Who /usedtobeintheBNP/ here?

WEW
Time to boot these bigots out of Britain tbh
kdhs.org.uk/faith.html

Woes (a grown man approaching middle age) can't understand pension plans and mortgages.

If a labour cunt had a burger Republican & a Bong BNP member in front of them, who would they hate more?

Cuckmerica
thesun.co.uk/news/1851548/teens-are-viciously-insulting-each-other-in-social-media-trend-called-the-huh-challenge/

This is the faggot that went out with that tattoo'd freak in some bizarre attempted to broadside Brexit with their DAFT and SAD support.

Nobody cares mate.

Take your e-celeb drama elsewhere.

The % of working class MPs in the UK and how it's changed since 1964.
blogs.lse.ac.uk/politicsandpolicy/the-rise-of-middle-class-politicians-and-the-decline-of-class-voting-in-britain/

That because the working class is dying out tbh

Will his Dutch speech get uploaded?

Nothing to do with grammar schools of course

TOP KEK TBH
French President addresses citizens in Calais
twitter.com/virginieafp/status/780296017250050048

Is that real?

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Yep!

The French will let you know right away what they think of you
Surprised they didn't necklace him tbh
They love burning tyres
Probably stayed at home sharpening their guillotines

They're trying to take over every single country in the world as if it's their "God given" right
They don't just want Israel. They want it all

they deserve oblivion tbh

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That doesn't make any sense lad.

DELETE THIS

we lost the asian and african colonies because of the yanks and the atlantic charter lad

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Not true. Truman and Eisenhower reversed that policy after FDR died

why did it still go ahead then lad?

gordon benett was a wanker
thats why his names an insult tbh
while Percival lead the defense of Singapore and ended up a POW for 4 years Gordon Benett left troops behind to die so he could run away and save his own skin

Has anyone got that comic about the factory owner explaining how he pays his workers?

Because Macmillan was a cuck. Because there wasn't the political will or probably the money to suppress nationalism everywhere with force. Because the leaders at the time mistakenly thought that they could preserve their influence more cheaply without direct control through the sterling area and the Commonwealth. Because most of the empire except Malaysia and maybe India was a drain on money and resources.

Absolutely shamefur tbh. At least we only lost against Chink-Britain rather than any of the worse asian countries.

losing against china like the yanks did would have been absolutely disgraceful tbh
we lost against the country that modeled themselves after us tbh

It was mostly because of the fact the locals lost all trust in the British defending the island properly that movements for self-rule (and later independence) popped up.

why do i ruin my lunches

already off to a bad start

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enjoy your pellagra, plebs

Russell still comes off as the worse person.

It's not called Vegemite here, not that we don't have it.

well hes a thick drug addled paedo victim and pseudo communist who married into the rothschild family
hes an abominable human being and a marx wannabe

Lads help

it is called vegemite here because i bought it at tescos and marmite isn't vegemite you pleb

what was the lecture in?

Maths lad

just walk up to someone and say 您好我可以成为你的朋友?

Shout "Pepe" out loud, your new friends will find you.

I guess they have well stocked foreign food sections in supermarkets poor people go to. Also they are both about the same thing, they just use different yeast. Not to mention you're a race traitor if you eat Vegemite.

Hue

Not autistic enough tbh

I want to punch her in the throat lads

Do it lad, women are shit

this is what i am forced to watch when i get home tbh

Checked and the mistake is yours for trusting a woman. If you really want to get back at her, get her phone and post her nudes here. That will show her.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Thank god she won't be able to have kids

lad has a point

I'd be up for seeing nudes of your sister

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING HELL I WANTED MY POST

Are you chained to a chair or summat

Do you come from a land down under?

no its just theres only 6 channels, the other five channels are newstations and if you go outside the house you're eaten alive by malaria mosquitos

It's call marriage and that's an excellent analogy

yes, but not for a long time.
my wife is english but watches australian shows because the thinks they are stupid which makes them good

Your sister is probably telling the truth.

Post men are lazy fucking cunts.

I've caught several of them writing up those cards before even knocking my door.

Christ…

Is this the 2nd season of THE WALL show?

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huh

Can women ever keep their expectations in check when they have hit and now passed the wall?

What time is the debate tonight then lads?

if shes over 25, not a virgin by far, has no real education and is extremely opinionated
well they can get on the donkey cart and be sent to the glue factory where they belong

by the way, the show is Marriage At First Sight where they "match" two people and see what happens.

They matched her with a perfectly reasonable 36 year old guy who has a good income, owns a farm and wants children.

She didn't feel "chemistry" so it didn't work out.

AHHH MY ELECTRICITY WENT OUT ASWELL, NOW I HAVE A NEW ID AHHH FUCKING HELL

youtube.com/watch?v=HjYrJueWwU8

Cheers lad.

basically he wasnt a millionare chad and he wanted children so oh helllll nooo

No problem, he isnt going to talk over it either so dont worry about him sperging out

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she wanted a kid just not his kid

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MDE is actually a useful guide for men

What lad with ambitions wants a 39 yo?

Any man that would actually want her is a man that she doesn't want.

I'm still amazed that that got made

Half the problem is that women have no-one who will puncture their illusions and tell them facts like

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Do you ever wish arranged marriage was part of our culture?

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Arranged, no.

Approved, absofuckinglutely.

Arranged doesn't mean you just get given some random munter. Either side can veto it.

It was at one point.

lads with ambitions get the 18-25 intelligent virgin qt13 lad

We could send her Woes email address.

This Yank countdown means the debate will start at 2am here

sorry lad i was applauding a fucking based comment not criticising it

WTAF?????????

phrases.org.uk/meanings/gordon-bennett.html

The earliest example that I've found of the expression being used as an expletive is in a novel by James Curtis from 1937 - You're in the Racket Too:

"He stretched and yawned. Gordon Bennett, he wasn't half tired."

1937
1937
1937
1937

Gordon Bennett m8!!!!

…this has nothing to do with Lieutenant General Gordon Bennett. AT ALL

Unfortunately 18-25 intelligent virgin qt13 wants a Tyrone or a Duane.

I know lad i was agreeing with you
they really need to add a tonal affect on these things so we dont think we're arguing all the time

wew im stumped tbh
i thought his name became an insult because he was a renowned coward

he has ambition
hes in her age range
and he's desperate for female attention
this will go well lad

I think you've been watching a bit too much porn m8