Thanks for dinner, user

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If she's not eating cock at work, she's eating everything else away from it. I've never seen a pic of her away from work where she isn't in a restaurant, stuffing her fat cute face.

It has a nigger. You'll like it.

The idea of having a woman this good-looking agree to a date with me is so unreal that I can't even suspend my disbelief for the sake of a shitpost.

Why did they abandon her bros?

I legit thought that that was just a younger Jay.

Really makes ya think

They're not related.

It's got like a 96%, but I don't trust (((Rotten Tomatoes)))
I do the parenthesis with my hands
Their (((critics))) are usually paid by the companies to give good reviews.

Anyway, what's you favorite movie?

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She's either on her way to or from the food court in this pic.

They lived with each other as family for 2 or 3 years, your perv

Why do you think he left out the part of Lil Lexi sneaking into his room at night?

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She's a pornstar, pornstars aren't women.

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How many times do you think they had to re-take this photo when the barbed wire got caught in her hair?

We're done pleb. I'm going.

I was thinking either Serbian Film or Irreversible

Or both. What do you think?

who dis?

The princess of Holla Forums of course!

FUCK OFF, TACO BELLE

I dated a girl who was massively into Star Wars, then ended up fucking everything up and we broke up before I could fuck some good taste into her.

sorry, i don't talk to wh*te """people"""

sauce??

THICC

harry potter and chill

Why is she with the bastard love child of Matthew Perry and Kike Cucklasa?

I'm not even into fatties, yet fat Lexi expands the dong.

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That's her loving adopted older cousin who definitely never ever molested her.

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I got you covered , fam. My issue is not having someone on their damn Samsung or talking about their past sexual experiences. Both are big no-nos for me. Tfw
"My pleasure, sunshine"
"We're watching It Comes At Night" ;^)
"It just came out and Jr got an 80-something on RT but we'll be the judges of that"

"Take it easy there, it's not like this is our only date"

he looks like reese form malcom in the middle in that pic

It Follows

Is that Reese from Malcolm in the Middle?

her shitty diet is finally catching up with her. Good riddens.

Totally DTF with her ♥

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Well I was thinking we could go pickup your kids, get some fro yo and go see cars 3.

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That sidekick

It does look like a younger version of them too. It works!