Cum jar

I'm starting a cum jar

For what?

Rub it on sum chicken and deep fry that bitch.

i ran out of cum tissues at my computer so i just came into this jar i had left over from a project i never finished, and i decided to see how much i can fill it

It will mildew in a few weeks. Best to use it while it's fresh.

i'm not going to eat it

There are starving children in Africa and you're going to let it go to waste. What does that say about you?

i know i know. i'm a white devil

Put an anime statuette or an action figure or something in there.

i don't have any small enough to fit in there, unfortunately

Then go get one. Get a Happy meal or some shit.

So you're finally doing it. After all these years.

explain

Put a figurine inside and freeze it when it’s at least waist high

Make an onahole out of it. Look up potato starch x.

Cum is nice used as a lubricant

smell it after a couple of days lol

You mean something like this?

but howd he fit it in the jar

that's not the important part user, both of these are open containers.
cum alone smells pretty strong, just imagine old rotting BOILED cum filling your home

pretty hot desu

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Yea something like that.

It's a shame OP won't deliver.