How to get a girl?

Why i dont have gf starter pack

1. Im overweight
2. I have no work

You would be surprised how many of you would gf if you would fix those two things.

Do yourself a favor, wait. Give it 5-6 maybe 10 years, we're working on fixing society in the west right now, and if you manage to find a girl before that happens you'll not enjoy the results.

i do work and i am not obese, i am rather questioning about info about human socialising

Answer following questions so i can decide if you are not lying.

1. Where do you work
2. Height/weight

if you ask a girl out and she says yes, you have a gf

Now where is that free gash you're talking about?

Look, its very easy. If you're the type women fall for, well congratulations, you get a gf even if you're a jobless slob. Failing that, tough luck, compadre, but you're getting jack diddly dick.

answer the same question as

1. i work for a compagnie that lays IT infastructure pays about 3k per month
2. height, 1.9 M weight 80 kilo's

Plenty of people I know share similar specs and still have girlfriends. Why? Because they're "alphas". I'm a robot. An alien. No bagina for my benis. End of the fucking story.

as far as i have noticed, you must first engage in conversation, how do you open up? how do you know she is available? how do you read cosial cues that she might be interested in you

Guide how to get gf for autists like you.

1.Make Tinder/facebook/Achwitz profile with picture of your autistic face.
2. State your height [imprtnant] also state how much do you make [not importnant but helps]
3. Add some girls you like from your area
4. Wait for gf

Also you should comprehend that guys hit at girls not vice versa. It has been like this since dawn of humanity. Women hit on guys very rarely. Remember women are scared as fuck even more than you. You need to talk to them like to scared dog then fuck that dog.

i have the knowledge that male's must aproach's females, but why would this social media account help me? would it not be seen as creepy if you add them randomly

You're a big guy relative to me.

I see you have the assburger condition, too.
Pro tip: Non-assburgers ask out and date as if it was the most natural thing in the world, while we are stuck asking "How does one start a conversation with a specimen of the opposite sex for possible reproductive purposes" on an anonymous imageboard full of hotheads pretending to be big guys.

You hit the nail on the head and drove it to Australia. Your arbitrary hoops will not work, as I am a figurative robot, and any approach I take ends in the female only hearing beeps and boops.

basically just find some clever, roundabout way of telling her you're interested and asking if she's interested.

i do not suffer from a mental disease, however my care-takers have not exposed me to other people for social interactions only untill my late teens have i been meeting other people mostly guys, so i do not have any knowledge of female's

Here comes another one:
It wasn't so much your caretakers not pushing you into social interaction, you just always avoided it. You sought the desolation.
The others, they were drawn to popularity and companionship, yet you chose to withdraw and turn inwards. You're not alone because you lack some skill that you can still learn, you're alone because you're too different.

Nowadays, everything is a mental disorder. There have always been hermits.

It is creepy so what? It's not like girls can beat the shit out of you. If you would add some guy and wrote him you want to fuck he would avoid you or want to beat you up. You should comprehend that women are weak cowards who want benis up their vaginas. Of course it is creepy every time its embrassing and weird but that's how it is for everyone. Those feelings you feel are common but if you start to talk reasonably with them about fuck they will comprehend and will want to do some sexe. Start is always the worst.

Sorry i dont know how to help autist like you because you lost will halfway throught. I will not help people how have mindset of loser.

Normalfags are so predictable. Explain to them why their "help" does not work, and they immediately attack you. Every single time.

It bores me immensely. You are boring.

Just go to prison. If you survive you'll come out in great shape. Make sure to get a bunch of prison tattoos, chicks see those from a mile away. If you go for a year or two your self confidence will be visible just by your posture. Make sure to tell every chick you just got out of the pen. Iv been out for three years and I still tell chicks I just got out. They can't even help themselves when you tell them that.

Sorry loser but normies are right you are just stupid fag who dont want to live in this world. You should just end it as soon as possible. Me chat the pussy conqueror will live on the pile of gold and jewelery while you will suffer in your small room cursing all normies who put you in such misery. I will rise above all mortal needs and eventually descend into godhood. I wish you only suffering in your pathetic life. Dont respond to me autist i know what are you going to write and im going to say fuck u fag.

they did , i was not allowed to leave the house and when school was finished i had to come home directly or i would be punished and i was never allowed to take friends or have birthday parties

Your typing style gives off strong shitskin vibes. There's a certain impotence in your rage, as displayed by your grammar, your orthography and your syntax deteriorating. Let me guess. Indian.

You can try with animals if not working with girls.

animals dont care about ur autistic face like girls do (approved by me)

(and my cow)

Im from great land far beyond your imagination. Im using such simple language (which i have learned 20 seconds ago) just to insult your pathetic soul. Your response doesnt offend me but your life do. Please i beg of you autistic loser to kill yourself so your pathetic behavior will vanish forever from this noble planet. I will erase imprints of your loser DNA so no one will ever think as you do.

Yeah, whatever you say, Pajeet.

If you're too scared to go to prison at least start getting some tattoos on your forearms and start doing like 100 pushups a day. Working out helps your self confidence in a matter of weeks, but not as much as beating down niggers in race riots in prison. Also start selling weed and pills you'll meet so many slutty chicks like that and they'll all want to fuck you.

i do not want to get AIDS

Your life on this earth is pathetic so will be your afterlife. If there is any you will be the low form of energy and eventually will be reincarnated as something even more pathetic that you already are. Your soul is destined to live pathetically for rest of universe and then another unvierse and then another forever. You will drift in space while i will laugh in another dimension with my bitches. You cant change this destiny you are loser after all.

Your not going to get aids from tattoos or white chicks. Start getting tatted and working out like a real man and you might get a real girl.

tatted today is for attention whores. I grew up around steel workers and let me tell you these guys beat the shit out of tatted asshats every bar they went to. If you "work out" on a farm or labor job then yes you are a man if you work out at a gym and just bulk then your a wimp.

I advised him to get real prison ink. Chicks notice that right away. Its made from soot and stands out to women because they know its not shop ink. But shop ink would help this guy. Doing pushups would too. He's not going to do either.

Also real men work sales jobs not nigger and bean work. Have fun breaking your back on a farm. Work smarter not harder.

Poo goes in the loo, you stupid fuck.

I can "tell" your really the "smart one" here…
I hope people don't listen do dumb shits like you.

yeah, that is why ukrainians and ethiopians are so rich

because they are restricted in having co-ops. All that tatted ink has gone to your head.

Even your rebuttal is pathetic.

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Just bee urself.
where is the bets place to find one?
A bets place to find one would be a casino or horsetrack. But I'm guessing you meant "best". The best place to find a gf is at a kindergarten.
how to start a conversation
"Hey bby, u like Disney movies?"
how to know if she is into you?
She'll pass you a note that says "Do you like me? Check one:" and there will be a box for Yes and a box for No. Check Yes and you're on your way to coital bliss.

You're welcome.

Sorry Amerimutt but even if i was from pajeetland i would still be whiter than you.

Here's a few important things about "looks".

1st. Posture you goddamn faggot, don't walk like a wet noodle, don't stare at the ground infront of your feet. (Neither should you walk around like el mucho-macho, that's gay yo)
2nd. Clean your fucking greasy ass face you fuck. Ofc nobody wants to talk to you if you look like the god of acne. But how you ask? Well it's easy. First and most important, change your pillowsheet..NOW! And change it every fucking week. Your face gets wrecked by all the shit thats in your pillow and gets into your pores when you sleep. If you can't change it that often /it's not often enough you can lay a towel over it. Now, wash your face every morning after brushing your teeth. (Do it faggot, nobody wants to smell your semen breath.) Use plain ass boring soap, nothing with "skin polishing" or other shit (stuff thats abrasive/sandy) in it. This will clear any stuff that might have come into your ugly disgrace of a face when you slept. Once you come home from your hardworking NEETnes take a shower, first warm water (here you use soap) and to finish it off turn it as cold as possible and take it like the MAN you want to be for 10 seconds. The warm water opened your pores and allowed the shit that set in there for the day to be washed out. The cold water will close them up and protect them from your disgusting bedbugs and whatnot. Also, brush your teeth again. If your "job" has you working in a dusty/dirty or whatever environment where your face gets dirty (as a soldier I hated the god damn face paint) make sure you wash your hands first, then your face, use the same warm/cold method as in the shower if possible. It doesn't have to be immediate, but try to keep the exposure to "shit in your face" as low as possible. Ok, we now got your fuckface into shape, let's see about the other 90% of your ugly ass body. Clip your nails and file them, I found myself biting nails way less once I filed them down (no edges that annoyed me). Got some nasty acne on your back too? That can be helped my nigga. Most important here is the shower too. DON'T (!!!) try to scruff/rub away the acne, that's not how this works. It will take some time but you will see results (face will take 1-2 weeks too btw.) After the shower apply some Hydrocortisone on the red spots, this will help your body fight the infection. (you can use it in your face too ofc). A thin coat is enough. Now it's important to stay hydratet you most likely drink too little. Get a 1,5L bottle, fill it with water and set it as a goal to finish it before you go to bed (drink it over the day). Those few things should get your back under control. Now get a decent haircut and a shave. I don't care how "manly" your beard is. Get rid of it and start a new if you want one, but do it properly and take care of it and trim it so it doesn't look like your asscrack. (good example is Clint from Lazygamereviews (Pic)

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3rd. Clothes, I don't care what the fuck you are wearing, keep it clean and in good condition. That MLP shirt you love to wear with a gazillion holes because you got it when you were 13? Keep it as your pyjama shirt but fucking hell, don't go public with that shit. Avoid "sports clothes (and shoes)" if you are not doing sports. They are comfy, but look like shit on you when you are not training. If you got leather shoes keep them clean and polished, they will last a lot longer. Buy clothes that you feel comfy in (NOT SPORTS SHIT THO), this will help your posture and confidence a lot.
4th. Shape, if you are a fat greasy slob, don't try "running" to loose weight. It will wreck your ankles and after half a week you will give up. Instead write down what you eat for a week, EVERY LITTLE THING! If you notice a pattern of fastfood and snacks, cut that shit. Make a lunchbox with a nice sandwich for breakfast/lunch, grab some recipe online and try cooking something in the evening (it doesnt have to be fancy, just not fastfood, even selfmade burgers are better than McD shit). Eating healthy and the right amount is 3/4 of loosing weight. For sports, try swimming if you are really fat (this keeps pressure on joints to a minimum and is a full body workout to gain muscles to do "heavier" sports later). Alternatively you can go hiking, biking or just fucking anything because chances are, if you browse this board, you aren't doing any sports at all atm. so anything is better than nothing. Just do something you like, which doesnt hurt your body.
Now, if you are a skinny twig like I was, ALSO WATCH YOUR FOOD! Eat healthy and hearty. Do some light sport to get your body used to it, jogging is fine just dont over do it. 1KM is fine for the first time. Your body will notice the change in "energy use" and it will slowly start to store fat. (This will take a long time tho, 2-6 months for any notable change).
5th. General confidence and expression. It doesn't matter if your eyes have "a lazy look" to them. It's not the shape of your fucking eyes that matters, it's where you look and what you look at. If you have a hard time keeping your head up in public, try actively to look BETWEEN other peoples heads, look BEHIND them. This way you won't have to look anyone in the eyes, your head will be up and you will stand out as a confident person (even if you aren't yet). Don't know where to keep your sausage-holder excuse you call hands? It's easy man. Try this (now): Stand up, feet side by side. Take a step forward with your right foot and bring your left hand forward just as much (when you look down your ankle and your hand should look as if they were on a line thats parallel to the line the other hand and foot are making). Voilâ monsieur negro you just learned how to walk. (I'm not french, just running out of insults.) You will most likely have to "learn" this, it'll come naturally after about 3-4 days. If you get out of sync, nigga don't worry no-fucking-body will care, either just take side step or just adjust your hand movement, literally no one will notice or even give a shit.
If you godforsaken looser get into contact with someone and have to talk, look them in the eyes when they are speaking, you can look away when you are speaking, but for as long as they do, they got your attention. This will be very unpleasing for you at first, but you get used to it. AVOID looking around too much. If you don't know what to say. Stare at something, take a second and THINK what you want to say, think what THEY said. If you need more time, TELL THEM YOU NEED TO THINK. Be honest, it helps a lot.

I'll end my wall of text here, if anyone got questions just ask.

just Holla Forums yourself
anything else is faking and will not lead to lasting relationship

Addendum for the drones in here.
You might think theres no grillz for you. There are. You just don't share a habitat. Most likely you go on about your daily life and that's it. Look outside of it. Go out, drink a coffe somewhere you haven't been before. Just go for a walk. You don't have to have any contact with anyone, just broaden your view. (DO NOT "FLIRT" WITH ANYONE WORKING THEIR JOB!, seriously, don't try! These poor girls selling you coffe have a boyfriend/are annoyed by people trying to be funny/people trying to flirt with them, THEY ARE NOT IN THE MOOD)

For the /r9k/'s here, get some human interaction. If you suck at TALKING with people, you aren't in the league of "appraoching/flirting". The best way to learn it, is to do it. Ask someone for help/directions (even if you don't need it, they won't know that). Just act a little bit lost (look around and on your phone). Say thank you and merry christmas to the cashier (and MEAN it (eye contact)). Say "morning" to a random person passing you (don't try to smile, just look normal, a forced smile is 10x worse than an empty face)
There is no "whoohoo do this trick and pussy is yours" trick. Be a decent human bean, don't be an asshole, don't stay inside.

If you wanna be hardcore about it, do this: Write down a list, 5 "hello/morning"(on commute for example), 1"how are you?"(at work or whatever), 2 "thank you"'s(shopping/someone holds a door for you), do this each day for 1 week. If you came short on something add another day with each of these.

you can use rope, or duct tape or example

thats my fetish tbh

T R U T H H A S B E E N S P O K E N

yeah tax-slaves with no personality that imitate what they see on tv and what´s trendy and need constant attention from others are a heck of a role model to follow

fuck you dude im gonna wear my adidas tracksuit till i die and be comftable with it

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I prefer baggy pants for maximum comfy

I wish there were 15ft tall brown women

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that is a trick of perspective, and I am talking good looking tall 2D women
not 3DPD

why do you want some 3d roastie op?

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I have a fool proof tactic to get women, however it require a lot of work.
Lol no, youre posting on fullchan being yourself is never gonna work.
But dont worry, i got just the thing, if you can pull if off youll get a gf for sure, this cant possibly fail.
Here it goes: To get the interest of a girl, its quite simple, you need to be interesting. Sounds fucking obvious now doesnt it?
To be interesting is quite simple, you need to do things in real life. Find a job (if youre a NEET), go to the movies, find a hobby that doesnt involve your computer, go outside, just do something with your life.
This will give you life experiences to talk about and by extension make you interesting. Once youre interesting getting a gf is just a matter of time.

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