Trash Movies

Why is every movie produced nowadays suck major ass, yet still make money?

Do normtards really watch this trash?

For example: Kong: Skull Island

Because
Is all it takes to lure normalfag drones into a theater.

Go back to Holla Forums, faggot. Movies in general are better than they've ever been. Skull Island specifically is so much better than the 2005 Kong movie. Capeship isn't just a money grab anymore and even the most retarded people have some level of standards. People are even turning on this trash Soy Wars movie. Mainstream movies have always been pretty shitty. You go to a theater at any point in time you'll likely find nothing but trash. Things seem better in the past because the things that have longevity are things are were decent. Like there were hundreds of slasher flicks but people only remember the big ones like Friday the 13th and things like that because they were the cream of the crop of that crap. Movie making is a business first and foremost. The fact that anything of quality gets funded and made is a fucking miracle and we actually live a pretty wonderful time where we have easy access to all media. The point of any media is to get asses in seats. Obviously most mainstream things are trash because the majority of people are retarded. Very few great films did well at the box office. 2049 bombed just like the original Blade Runner. Both great films. Yet somehow Dunkirk, which was also one of teh best movies of the year did very well even though it was boring as fuck because normalfags say Nolan and something that looked like Call of Duty.

most movies have always been dogshit tbqh

Obvious troll is obvious

back to Holla Forums faggot

Not all of them suck major ass. Try Pain & Gain (2013).

Hitmans bodyguard was good, besides the obvious racemixing propoganda

I kinda enjoyed that movie and people only really went after it because it was directed by Bay.


You just can't get away from it anymore. It's so standardized now i've learned to try and ignore it for my own sanity. I just wanted to watch a comfy train mystery by seeing the new Murder on the Orient Express but of course Daisy Ridley had to be in love with a black doctor.

It's trash that uses the name of something that was once good. If it didn't have the recognizable name attached to it, then no one would've gone to see it

thats actually the point - these movies are made for the consumption of normtards… why? b/c there are a lot more normies, and they have more money…
hollywood doesnt make art, it makes commodity…
last night i watched "kingsman: the golden circle" was it kino? no - the plot was laughable and the action was FUCKING implausible but i enjoyed it for what it was (i still think the first movie was better) just try lowering your expectations, op…

my mother is an english teacher, and is super gay for murder mysteries - she's practically a goddamned expert on agatha christie's work - she watched the new MOTOE and couldnt stop bitching about what a piece of shit it was…
if you need kino in your life - you need to go looking for it - hollywood isnt going to spoon feed you…
rent picrel if you need movies to make you think…

With China as a new market now, with an incredibly uneducated, tasteless and compliant audience numbering the billions, expect movies to get EVEN WORSE.

Really? It wasn't bad. Sounds like your rent seeking mother thought it was going to be some gay visual novel. But it it's just a comfy train movie with some murder mystery. It wasn't meant to be a serious ultra clever film. It was mostly a vanity project for the director.

Now that was a bad movie. I had a hard time trying to enjoy it because it was so stupid. The first one was pretty good, but the sequel felt like an R rated Agent Cody Banks movie.

thats a fair assessment… it was an unapologetically cartoonish movie - which i think is what they were going for - and hearing elton john tell julianne moore to go fuck herself was fun!
as for my rent seeking mother - yes she is a purist - frankly i think kenneth branaghs mustache was what she really hated about the movie… i didnt actually see it so i have no opinion

there was actually a funny little sequence with the mustache, it sorta has a part in the movie by itself at least for a moment, it was a genuinely funny moment

I'll consider watching it muhself when it comes out on amazon video or redbox - frankly i trust the opinion of internet strangers more than my mother when it comes to these things…

It's a nice movie to watch on a cold afternoon. I went to see it just to get out of the house and sip whiskey from my flask. I feel like too many people walk into every movie expecting to be razzle dazzled now and can't appreciate a competent comfy movie anymore. Another nice train one is Snowpiercer but it's very action oriented

Kong was awesome, fuck you.

jesus i just queried imdb for movies in theaters right now and fuck what a dismal selection! and on top of that imdb forced me to see …porgs… maybe op has a point afer all…

i wont watch any giant ape movie where the giant ape isnt flinging giant poo…

Yeah I wanted to see a movie this weekend but there's fucking nothing out right now worth watching even as as a joke or to get out of the house. There isn't even anything worth watching at my indie theater. It's all ultra gay womyn porn. Linklater's last movie looked alright but it;s not playing anymore. There's not even like a John Wick Or Tom Cruise tier movie out right now.

The Square
Just watch this movie
Better than Dogville, better than non-stop Starwars with a blowjob thrown in.
If you die without seeing this, you'll die a faggit

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this was released in august - and it isnt in any theaters near me right now - anyway, the last artsy movie i watched in a theater was "jodorowsky's dune" and that was like, years ago (and it wasnt even really artsy, it was a documentary) i'll keep an eye out though…

Every year, somehow, the bar just keeps getting lower. I keep wondering how low they can go.

NOOOO KEEP BUYING OUR PRODUCT!!! OUR MOVIES AREN'T HORRIBLE GOY!!! OY VEY!!! YOURE GONNA START ANUDA HOLOKAWST!!!

Have you watched Idiocracy?

I have viewed Holla Forums, yes…

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I watcgh movies for free and I still cant watch 99 percent of the crap thats come out in the last 3 years. Especially 2017 movies. Holy shit such trash

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You must be the most unaware mongoloid ever fucking born LOL