I have a nose and i must not smell

im sweating profusely, when im in my pyjama and i sit all day in front of my computer. Somehow i seem to sweat less, when wearing regular clothes. Ive got a chair pillow. Its all sweaty. Im changing my pyjama today for a fresh 1. im sitting naked on the pillow. I dont know, if its my balls, or if its the pillow, that stinks right now. I cant confirm the balls, since i cant reach there with my nose. I cant rule out the pillow, cuz it might be a combination of the smells.
Whats annoying is the fact, that i sweat like some grandma swamp and being fresh out of the bath seems to be good for an hour of sitting, which is pretty pointless…

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I don't have any deodorant and my pits stank even 30 minutes after i finish showering. Also, I got these white chedder christmas themed cheeze balls and now they are all over my black couch and sticky on my mousepad.

if u clean a furniture piece, at least it wont mess itself up

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1) keep your house cool
2) deodorant
3) wash your fabrics

cold air stays on the ground, which is not high enough to reach my ass. If i was to cool the entire house, it wouldve been beyond the point of reason to wear pyjamas
deodorant on balls?
not every week

post your balls so we can form a better assessment

seconded

i aint givin u no fap material

OP is a pussy or has one

gross, we just want to make sure you dont have fungus on ur nuts from all the moisture.

could be a candida infection causing the stench

lose some weight and you wont sweat as much
drink water instead of mountain dew
eat less salty foods

hashtag yeastytaint

u can stop talking out of your ass now

i'm not. i'm a medical brofessional.

i've seen this sort of thing often. check your gooch for any build up or if it gets sticky.

yeast likes them dark warm moist places and can create a bad smell and build up.

it's a possibility

athletes foot of the balls is actually a thing. it really sucks.

t. guy who had athletes foot on his balls

am i an alien too?

i'm quite aware that's a thing.
people are nasty and spread so many severe bacteria/fungus all day ery day
dont get me started on gyms and public pools


never said you were a woman

question; do you smoke and if so, do you smoke indoors?

i also dont drink alcohol

is that a yes or a no

yeast is all up in the air and around us at all times.
if you create the optimal settings, it will grow and start the fermentation process.

you baking bread in your undies brah?
or maybe a homebrew beer that's described as, "a little nutty"

i dont have a yeast infection

are you sure user?
post a pic so we can get to the bottom of this

severe herpes outbreak can create a very pungent odor as well.

so can MRSA infections of the butthole, which are common these days.
have you been shoving anything in your ass recently? a lot of gay sex at the nightclub/bathhouse?

im sure

did u think sweat causes the smell?

enzymes in your sweat from your diet are causing them.
drink more water, like ALOTTA water, everyday

also remember to wash your hands on a regular basis, might be spreading some stink causing bacteria all over your house

try and sniff ur feet and see if thats it. if so soak em in green tea while u watch your fave animu cartoon

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you have talent to be pyromancer

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